Hi!! Anyone remember that super cringey Naruto and Ringfit Crossover Fanfic I started!?
No??
Well it's back, and wayyy more mature now- I hope anyways-
Enjoy! Be warned that there is some LGBTQ in this tho~
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Angelica = Allegraย
Orion = Armando
Wyvern = Abdonisย
Mrs. Tipp = Guru Andmaย
Iโm smiling for a photo with a girl. The camera flashes. Sheโs my sister. I think.
She hugs me.
I hug back.
Who is she? Why canโt I remember her name?
Before I can scream out Hidanโs name, Deidara beats me to it.
โHIDAN!?โ
He nods, grinning at his best friend.
โSorry to keep you all waiting, eh?โ
โTook you forever, un!โ
The blondie ran to his silver haired friend and hugged him. I grin at this.ย
Two friends reunited, how nice.
Both sides of the battlefield had stopped slinging spells at each other and were now looking at the two newcomers.
Sasori had his arm in a sling and was being tended to by Angelica while Orion cracked his knuckles menacingly. Meanwhile, Wyvern was flipping through a spellbook, and Miss Tipp was doing the same.
I turned my attention towards Dark Kakuzuwho was staring at me with bright red eyes.ย
Konan was staring at her friend Hidan as well, as she โslicedโ Pain with a non-lethal paper. Pain was showing some signs of humanity now, his eyes softening, and not even making a move to slice his ex.
The battle was paused, of course, until something lifted me up into the air and started ripping the air right out of me. I couldnโt even scream, I could only weakly gurgle out a โJ-h-huh?โ as I locked eyes with Dark Kakuzu. This seemed to wake up the corpses and the battle started again.
Hidan immediately ran to me, almost the same speed as our controlled friend. As if on cue, my hands lit up with energy. I didnโt even have to think about it, actually.
He lifted his scythe and slashed Dark Kakuzuโs hands at the same time my entire body burst into energy. The combined attack made Dark Kakuzu roar in pain and release me.ย
โYou alright, then?โ Hidan asked, strangely calm and collected.
โYes, thanks- Honestly, itโs like you matured, after the- er- accident.โ I burst out, then watched his face for any reaction.
He grimaced.
โWell, this sort of calls for it, doesnโt it? With my closest friend now being controlled by the stupid man Konanโs battling right now. I canโt exactly scream all the time.โ
He then half smiled.
โDonโt worry though, mate. When this battleโs over Iโll go back to my normal self.โ
Hidan winked at me, then screeched something incomprehensible and leaped to attack Dark Kakuzu again, who had recovered.
Damn, heโs tougher than steel. Not that steel would survive Hidan anyway.
Angelica glanced at me, hands alit with blue healing magic.
โAre you alright, Kama? Thatโฆperson was choking you pretty hard.โ
I shook my head, and she started healing my throat.
All around me, chaos was happening. Deidara was battling on equal terms with Itachi again, who seemed exhausted. Orion was fighting Kisameโ who was now awakeโ the two creating mini-earthquakes as they punched and kicked. The remaining corpses were being dealt with by Wyvern, using the spellbook and protecting Sasori, who was fighting using one arm but still very powerful. Miss Tipp was doing very well on her own, as she took down one corpse in relative ease.ย
Konan was stillโฆerโฆhaving a chat with her ex. They were literally just dancing now, not even fighting.ย
It was probably for the best, however.ย
I sighed, waiting for my throat to heal.ย
Angelica had returned to help Orion, and I was aloneโฆcrouched down by a tent as my friends were fighting, possibly to the death.
Something came out of my head.
Chomei.
โHello, master.โ
โChomeiโฆHi.โ
โWhat is wrong?โ
โTheyโre all doing somethingโฆexcept for Zetsu but I honestly donโt care about themโฆโ
โAh. You want to feel useful?โ
โYes.โ
โI have an idea. Let me control you again.โ
I close my eyes as Chomei enters me again.
โฆ
Drowsily, I can see whatโs going on. Iโm moving towards one of the corpseโs.
I start to attack it, making progress. Itโs almost dead. I reach to deal the finishing blow- and at that moment Iโm whisked away by Dark Kakuzu again.
My hand lights on fire- or should I say, my hand lights on fire under the control of Chomei. Sleepily, I glance into his eyes again.
There isnโt any green left. Only murderous red.
I fade in and out of consciousness as Chomei fights Dark Kakuzu. I donโt remember anything, however. Other than being struck with fire or nearly drowned with water.
The battle continues. Chomei keeps fighting, but I can feel my body weakening. Remembering what happened with Hidan, I whisper out:
โC-Chomei. Use the energyโฆโ
Thereโs a pause, as Dark Kakuzu prepares to strike me.
โAs you wish, master.โ
It happens. My vision is dotted withโฆred spots. That canโt be good.
Dark Kakuzu backs off as the surrounding area is lit ablaze. Thereโs various burns on him, though. So at least I did something to damage him. Somethingโฆ
This time is much stronger thanโฆthe first timeโฆ what did Chomei doโฆ?
I then feel my body crumple.
โWake upโฆโ
โWake up.โ
โWake up!โ
I clumsily shove myself up, then fall down. Someone makes a noise of sympathy.
โKama, are you okay?โ
Opening my eyes, Iโm surprised to see Sasori asking that, his face worried.
โNice of you to care, Sas.โ I say, smiling. Deidara ruffles his boyfriendโs hair as Sasori makes an annoyed face.
I look around and then clear my throat.
โOnly you two are here?โ
Deidara shakes his head while Sasori nods.
โwAit-โ
โNo, you explain.โ
โFine, fine, un. Angelica- thatโs Allegraโs code name,โ he explained in a whisper, โhealed you, then ran off, un.โ
โOh. I see.โ
I peek out of the tent.
Hidanโs in the middle of sacrificing a corpse to his god, and honestly, the fact that heโs keeping Itachi at bay while craving symbols in the ground with his blood is very impressive.
โYou two jerks, get over there and help!โ I say, goodnaturedly shoving the two outside. They both agree, in their own way. Dei smiles and spawns a clay bird to take him and Sas to the site, while Sasori sticks his tongue out and lets himself be dragged onto the bird.
I watch with a smile as Hidan spews out some profanities at Itachi, the least extreme being โYOU BLIND DINGY DAMN BASTARDโ as he gets dragged off by the two artists.ย
The smile vanishes as I see whatโs going on with the other side.
Dark Kakuzu had apparently snatched Konan, and was now attacking her despite probably not supposing to. I start running there, but since I still have injuries, it takes an eternity. And Chomei isnโt responding, making me swear in hysterical frustration. Did the energy I used up block her out temporarily?
Pain was nowhere to be found, strangely.
Konan desperately tried to defend herself, but Dark Kakuzu was just too enraged.
I stop in my tracks as the truth hits.
Kakuzu- no, Dark Kakuzu mistook Konan for me.
Trying to speed up, I close my eyes and search for Chomei, but I still get nothing. I fling a kunai in frustration.
Konan screams, catching the attention of the others. They start making their way there, then get blocked by something. A orange-black aura/shield.
Someone wearing an orange mask arrives.
โWhy hello there. Iโm sorry Iโm late to the show, but Iโm here now. And you will not get to your leader, sadly.โ
โWHATโD YOU MEAN? GET OUT OF OUR WAY, YOU IDIOTIC LOLIPOP LOOKING FUCKING BITCH!โ
I agreed with Hidan.
As I wasnโt trapped within the barrier, I sped to Konan.
It looked like it was too late.
And, it was. But for someone else.
Kisame had leaped in front of Konan as Dark Kakuzu stabbed through him with his dark energy infused hand.
Konanโs face was splattered with Kisameโs blood.
She had her eyes closed, then slowly reopened them. When she saw Kisameโs body lying in front of her, Konan let out a heartbreaking scream.
โKISAME! KISAME, YOU IDIOT! DONโT DO THIS, DONโT GO!โ
Dark Kakuzu looked on with a blank expression.
The orange masked person nodded.
โAh, a shame. No matter. Let us go, the leader is waiting for us.โ
The Four Masters, and Deidara(who didnโt see what happened) made an attempt to chase after them, but Konan raised her voice, hoarse from her previous screaming:
โNo. Leave them.โ
Dark Kakuzu looked at the remaining people, and then vanished.
I was the first to arrive at where Konan sat, crying again. Itachi seemed to have snapped out of the trance he was in. He took one look at his partner and ran off. Hidan coughed and closed his eyes, attempting not to cry, I supposed.
Deidara was quietly wiping tears off his face, while Sasori did nothing but pat Dei on the back and whisper words to him. I couldnโt read the redheadโs expression. Tears rolled down my face too.
I tasted one of them. It tasted like blood.
The Four Masters sorrowfully stood in the back as the four of us sat around Kisameโs body and mourned. Angelica was actually crying.
Sasori suddenly reached out to grab Kisame- I didnโt know why, but then I saw- it was being lifted into the air. I tried to grab his leg- his bloodstained leg- but failed. The body disappeared.
Konan moaned out: โNoโฆโ as Sasori finally showed some emotion and wiped a tear from his face, hugging Deidara now. Hidan smashed a tree in anger, and dropped to the floor, wailing.
All of us sat and sobbed and sat and sobbed and sat and sobbed.
โHey.โ
โGray.โ
The trickster came in, wings drooping slightly. I let him hug me; I would have hugged him, but my arms felt limp.
โHowโsโฆeverything?โ
โThe usual.โ
Gray exhaled.
โOur new roommates, the Four Masters, are pretty chill, but our teammates aren't. Itachi's been holed up in his room the past few days, only appearing at mealtimes. He looks awful, even more awful than before. Everyone seems to have mutually agreed to forgive him. Hidan hasnโt sworn at me for three days straight. Deidara canโt seem to make his dumb clay things, and Sasoriโฆeh, heโsโฆalmost the same. Very restless though. Konanโs a weeping, sobbing mess. Meeting her ex, and losing a friend has taken a toll on her.โ
He studied my face.
โYou seem to be the most okay.โ
โIโฆI donโt know, honestly. This might sound terrible, butโฆI wasnโt that close to Kisame, so I donโt really miss himโฆโ
I banged the desk, making Gray jump.
โItโs terrible. Iโm terrible. Iโm a horrible friend.โ
Gray sighed.
โYou arenโt alone on that. I have been asking myself, ever since I heard the news- โWhere were you? Why didnโt you arrive on time?โ โฆKama, ever since my village was burnt to complete ashes, and everyone died, I blamed myself. And Iโm blaming myself for this. Itโs like time repeated itselfโฆโ
His eyes crinkled, which meant he was close to crying.
โBut I canโt..stay depressed. Becauseโฆthere will always be better daysโฆright?โ
Right?
His words echoed in my mind.
I thought of Itachi, hiding in his room, crying most of the day away, never interacting with his friends. He must hate himself for being under the masked man's control. And the fact that Kisame was his best friendโฆ
Sasori, holding all the pain inside, never letting everyone help him. He refuses to let anyone comfort him, not even Dei. He thinks that he should help everyone instead.
Deidara, losing his artistic flair. Kisameโs death made Deidara depressed and gloomy. He refuses to make a clay sculpture, or do any art at all.
Hidan, acting strangely mature. Hidan, who knows that his best friend killed Kisame. I realized that he might also be very miserable, deep down, because of all the pain of someone- his actual boyfriend- killing another friend. Thatโs why heโs been soโฆ
I took a deep breath.
Konan, broken inside from her past boyfriend reappearing and doing nothing at all. She found and lost him in the span of a day. Her mental state was damaged even more by Kisame, one of her first friends, dying.
Gray, relating to me, with past survivors' guilt. The only one that survived his villageโs massacre. He wanted to save Kisame,and he tried. But he couldnโt make it on time. He arrived after Kisameโs body disappeared. Even though he wasnโt there, this event brought up past scars. Heโs hurt badly too.
And me.
Me, hurt but alright from the battle. Me, the least shaken. Me, who could have done more for my friend, even though I wasnโt a very close friend of Kisame. Me, who maybe, could have, would have saved Kisame if not for my injuries.
Me.
โGrayโฆโ I replied, releasing the breath, โI donโt know anymore.โ
Outside, thunder boomed and a heavy rain descended, covering our already gloomy headquarters with a raincloud.
Gray manages to choke out the first word of his sentence, an abruptly cut off version of my name, before bursting into sobs.
I donโt know anymore.
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Oh my god, I went over 1000 words for this one!! It's actually kinda long :O
And I'm sorry for the death TvT
CURSE YOU ANGST
Anyways hope you enjoyed my attempt at trying to revive this dead series HAHAAH-
Byeeee
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WOAHHH YOU HAVE A RESIDENT EVIL STORY?? JSFVRFIOWRIO
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IM STILL WRITING IT BUT YEA I DO HAHHAHHS
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WOW
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YES
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hi!! i meant to leave a comment on this story, but i accidentally commented on ur most recent one. anywaysโฆ omg love this!! fantasy stories are always so much fun. especially this one! great jobbb :)
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oh thats fine!! (yikes this comment is so late omg ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ) thank you so much!! i wrote this like a year ago so looking back at it is YIKES but im glad you liked it! โค๏ธ
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your bio is a wild ride Leste
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*giggling*
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Hiiiii!!!! Can you fill out a google form for my reedsycast? I have nobody except for my best friend yet, and I already started on the second part lol the link is in my bio :))))
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sure!!
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tysm you are a story saver!!! :))))) I'll write ur part as soon as possible
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ofc!! and ty again xD
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xDDDD ur welcome :)))
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:DDD
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We. Need. To. Do. An. RP. OrashortoneandturnthatintoastorybutdangitCelliecomebackonRemindImissyoouuu
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I looked at your pronouns page- And Cellie... I'm older than you Ha
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Heh- Not by much- but I find that funny
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Remember me??? :) This is amazing. It looked SO good and so I just had to read it. Amazing :)
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*trips* Of course!! You were there with your awesome Reedsycasts when I was the ALL CAPS crazy boi xD Thank you so much!! You're still really sweet ahh<3
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aw tysm :))))))))))))
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Hello queer frand
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Hello Today is ace day Now I will scream
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omg it is? happi ace day whdjedhj same ๐
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*screams*
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LOL the Korean in you your bio XD
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๐ lmao ikr xD
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HIIIIIIII OMGGG HIIIII HOW ARE YOUUUUUU
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NO WAY I just read this โ awesome job btw โ and thinking RINGFIT FANFICS EXIST?! I love ringfit, never watched Naruto. I donโt remember what number world Iโm on but Iโm on level seventy-something. I saw โGuru Andmaโ in the title and thought this has to be a coincidence right?! I have never been so wrong omg. Still in shock.
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YES WAY Ty hehehehe- and you should watch Naruto it's pretty good! HECK YES THEY EXIST- AND OMG YOU PLAY IT? FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE PLAYS IT LMFAO Conkydink? I THINK NOT/j Well you're going to be more in shock when I write another one *evil laughter*
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This is a really late response but PLAY IT??? Iโm on level sixty something! I am not messing around! Also, do you notice Dragauxโs jumpsuit thingy? I didnโt think he wore clothes until at least the seventh world. Itโs melded into his skin or something, rlly creepy TELL ME WHEN THE NEXT ONE COMES I WONโT UNDERSTAND ANY NARUTO REFERENCES BUT IM WITH YOU FOR THE RINGFIT
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Wow I just contradicted myself, just now realizing that. Iโm on level 72 lol, not sixty Also I looked at your picrews! Really cool! Iโve made way too many picrews. I should be banned from the site. Have you watched the owl house? If you havenโt, itโs this super cute cartoon with a lot of LGBTQ+ representation and the best ships ever (lumity for life). Thereโs magic and witches and cotton candy haired goddesses. I need to show someone my fan art ๐ญ I drew raine and Eda!
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I DID EHHEWHWEHEH im on level three hundred sixty something!! LMAO AHAHAHHAHA IKR IT'S REALLY YUCKY HEEHHEHREHE OFC EHHEEH I WILL BESTIE!!! LMAO HELP I SHOULD BE BANNED TOOO EHODWEHD ofc i have omg i love that show??? LUMITY FOREVER RHWEHWE AND ALSO EDAINE HEHWHEHEEHWQODJ pls show me urs i wanna seee ewijeiofjifw
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I wanna show you but idk how to make a Google doc where u canโt see the emails n stuff. Like anonymous or whatever.
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OWL HOUSE
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OK SORRY FOR INTERRUPTING HAVE A NICE DAY :)
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Lol its fine I understand that love for toh can be overwhelming HAVE YOU WATCHED THE S2b FINALE (KINGโS TIDE) I SOBBED. SOBBED.
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NO ITS FINE I LUV TOH TOO
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I read this knowing nothing except that: Me(Ace): *Looking at this story* This? I like this. (ALSO YES TO THE BILL CYPHER QUOTE, HE IS MY IDOL- AND CAN I AUDITION TWO CHARACTERS OF MINE INTO YOUR REEDSYCAST?)
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AHAHAHAHAH YES KING/QUEEN THANK YOU (HE IS?? OMG LOL MAKES SENSE CUZ OF UR AMAZING PFP- AND ALSO HOLY CRAP YOU READ THAt MUCH??? OFC YOU CAN SIJOAJIDWDIJ)
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(I ACTUALLY MADE THIS PFP- AND YES THANK YOU. I'll be putting the two characters into my bio so you can put them into your Reedsycast.)
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(WOOOOO SLAY I COULD NEVER AHHAH thanks again! hopefully i can get the story out soon xD)
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The characters are now on my bio. Feel free to look at them.
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Alright! I'll tell you when the story is out!
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LMAO TY SHUAWSSAHAHAH
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YEA I THINK
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SURE WAIT-
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oH NO MY CREATIVE JUICES/hj
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i would post one of my naruto fanfics but like uRGH the swears
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hiiii i am the one and only bendy ruler ๐ค iM hERe *crawls out from grave/j*
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