Sapphire ~♚

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♚𝓢𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖊♚: 𝕽𝖎𝖈𝖍, 𝖉𝖊𝖊𝖕, 𝖇𝖑𝖚𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝖕𝖚𝖗𝖕𝖑𝖊. 𝓐 𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖈𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝖌𝖊𝖒. 𝕽𝖊𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 𝖜𝖎𝖘𝖉𝖔𝖒, 𝖛𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖚𝖊, 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖞. *not online as much, will probably check this acc once every 3 months lmao* ❗If you do need to contact me, feel free to email me at sincerelysaph101@gmail.com. (Although, I rarely ever check it) - I'm a lot more active on instagram, so you could always send me a dm there for a faster response: @saphsbookblog Blog: https://booksarethenewcool.blogspot.com/ ❗Any of the writing currently on my page (I probably deleted most of them by now) are some of my super old works that I'm embarrassed to call my own. Please excuse them and proceed with the reassurance that I have gotten much better and do not struggle with comma placement as much❗ 💗 - Reading through my old comment sections and- oh my god. I truly have no idea how people didn't immediately wince after reading my writing. Other than cringing though, I feel a loooot of nostalgia as I remember a bunch of cool things that happened on here. I remember when Aerin made an account called UpvoteyGirl and everyone thought it was either me or Blxxi! I also remember the Skribbls squad, #devilss (I'm not sure if Isaac and Jay are still on), the marshmallow squad with Luke and Mira, everyone thinking me and Ame were siblings, Sia's particularly ~fun~ Reedsy casts, and all the chaotic inside jokes we'd make up. :) (I also remember starting the bio hashtags, like wow tiny Saph really did something) I don't know if I'll ever post another story on here, but I'm very grateful to all the amazing friends I made, and all the experiences I had :))) You guys are great and I'll definitely miss all the love <33 Reedsy was my entire quarantine life fr Also I re-read my famous saph quotes below and im sobbing/cringing/wincing because i cant believe you guys stayed as my friends after those ⭐~~~Old bio: (From 2020) ~~~ \\~ ☆ q u o t i n g s n a z z y ｓａｐｈ☆~// (*fair warning - these are OLD, so it gets cringey-er the more you scroll. Proceed with caution.*) The only reason these are still here are so that i have memories of my past self for me to cringe at :) Keep in mind when you read these that I was very young and my sense of humor was...questionable. --- #48 - me after linking all my accounts in my bio even though I know I'll never be active on them anyway: 🤡🤭 #47 - Just canoed 20km across the city with Ame for 7 ish hours and almost capsized trying to ferry #friendshipgoals #46 - Stan (g)i-dle for clear skin #45 - Pinterest is my therapy now <3 #44 - Me choosing a new band to become obsessed with every month: 😎 #43 - When your biggest flex is knowing all 23 NCT members 💪 #42 - Just made a wattpad account to comment on my friend's dream x sapnap fanfic what am i doing bruh #41 - SKZ IS #1 ON THE BILLBOARD 200 I AM NOT OKAY OMG IM SO PROUD #40 - "I feel as useful as the "p" in "raspberry"" - Kevin Moon #39 - Kevin is my idol. #38 - MY FRIEND GAVE ME FLUFFY PENGUIN SOCKS FOR CHRISTMAS IT DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS #37 - Why did I just change my user to "fornitepro21" and make my friend change his to "progamerxd1111"??? Idk. Am I known to be *slightly* chaotic? ...maybe. #36 - Arguing with your friend's older brother and bullying him about his discord username which happens to be "Yung_Drip", is very humbling #35 - Man, the birthday cake timbieb. #34 - TIM HORTONS JUST RELEASED JUSTIN BEIBER THEMED TIMBITS AND THEY'RE CALLED *DRUMROLL*....... ~TIMBIEBS~ #33 - what in the world in a timbieb #32 - you guys sullyoon is unreal #31 - Just adopted a plastic ziploc bag and gave it an entire personality and an instagram account, feelin' good, totally sane #30 - If the gc responds to my message with "ur mom" or "that's what she said" one more time I swear. #29 - I was enthusiastically waving at this sixth grader I knew when I ran into a pole. Like- literally crashed into it. The entire class of eleven year olds laughed their heads off. Anyway anyone know any alternate life paths? #28 - A nine year old just came up to me and said "I LIKE SPONGEBOB! HOW MANY HOLES DOES HE HAVE?" And now I'm questioning my existence #27 - Tim Hortons now sells hockey cards, it can't get more Canadian than this #26 - The professor teaching my creative writing course asked us to cite our previous works and I GAVE HER MY REEDSY SWROGJIob regretting this #25 - A guy I know poked me with a cattail when we visited our nearby duck pond and then he sent me a text a few minutes later saying "Lol u seemed a little mad when I poked u with dat corndog" SO YEAH I DON'T THINK MATURITY EXISTS ANYMORE #24 - Pingu will always remain the best show/masterpiece....EVER. #23 - *removed for anti-cringe purposes, why am i like this* #22 - I just found out that yodeling pickles exist and now I want one #21 - WHAT IN THE WORLD IS A DONALD TRUMP CHIA PET AND WHY IS IT ON AMAZON #20 - Amazon wants me to buy a giant aged cheese wheel and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't considering it. #19 - I was today's years old when I discovered that humans have made an atrocious delicacy going by the name of "Pickle flavoured cotton candy"....WHAT WERE YOU THINKING HUMANS #18 - I want what those red/blue waving inflatable noodle guys in front of car dealerships have #17 - Being knowledgeable in the field of sushi burritos has taught me that greatness can only be achieved by a few weirdos in Subway uniforms. #16 - *quote redacted bcs saph cringed too much reading it* #15 - Randomly going inactive in the middle of a conversation is one of my fatal flaws, and I am so sorry you guys have to suffer through that #14 - I SUPPORT QUESADILLAS. #13 - Don't spam Saph's messages with "JOE LLAMA" unless you want a picture of your face on a llama in your inbox. (I'm looking at you Justin) #12 - Quoting Lone Wolf (again. what can I say? she's like a philosopher) "Vegas, man, Vegas!" - LW, 2021 #11 - The definition of the "Saph Vibe": Using ":)", "el oh el", and "lmao" too much, typing in all caps, and being the sole member of the Chaos Club #10 - Do not come to my house and jam the doorbell ten billion times, I will literally be running around the house cleaning up random crap, tripping on a blanket as I dramatically dash to the front door looking like I just got hit by a tornado. (looking at u weirdo who rang my doorbell and ran away) #9 - Your online presence sounding younger than you actually are (In my case, sounding like I'm a five year old) is a universal thing now. #8 - Unless you're vegetarian or vegan, nothing can beat the bbq chicken pizza from Pizza Hut and I WILL FIGHT YOU ON THAT #7 - There should be an official way to spell "thingamajig" #6 - Always make a wish before you eat a folded ketchup chip in Canada. It's pointless but makes you feel special. #5 - No one makes sense here we're all just people calling themselves writers spamming b r o n a n a and other random things in comment sections (don't you just absolutely love exposing yourself along with all your friends?) #4 - I have more personalities than I have braincells. (that was sarcastic hyperbole, I do not want to see someone commenting "But Saph according to google...") (*update* I have gotten way too many comments starting with those exact words istg-) #3 - *not me still cringing from a human interaction I had half an hour ago* #2 - Wise words by Lone Wolf: Since chickens are from dinosaurs, and chicken nuggies are made out of chicken...we're actually eating dino nuggies. (I'm not quoting it because I don't think that's exactly what she said- my memory loves throwing me uno reverse cards) #1 - Being a Divergent fan is wanting to think that you're Dauntless even though you know you wouldn't survive a day in there, and ignoring the Buzzfeed quiz that keeps giving you something like Abnegation. JUST GIVE ME DAUNTLESS AND I'LL STOP SPAMMING THE RELOAD BUTTON Can't believe you made it through all that chaos, here's your crown-👑