Missa .

Author on Reedsy Prompts since Dec, 2020

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*gone for the summer* Writer of the Week: Dhwani Jain https://blog.reedsy.com/creative-writing-prompts/author/dhwani-jain/ Why? Because she deserves some love and all that good stuff. And she's a fantabulous writer! Go check out her stories! So I've decided to remake my bio, even though my old one is saved, because you know what? I'd really like to start fresh. So here we go! Hold on to your hats! Ladies, please hold down your dresses! Or high-waist, ripped skinny jeans and crop tops! Men, please hold on to your ties (although you could not do that and just tell your mother you lost it after going on a crazy ride you didn't sign up for.) And bald people- I mean, people with those luscious locks of beautiful hair... hold on to your toupees- I mean, hair that is actually growing from your own head. :) 𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑡𝑜 𝑆𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝑊𝑒𝑒𝑘 (𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝐼 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑎𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝐼 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 "𝑏𝑜𝑏𝑠" 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡𝑤𝑜 𝑜'𝑠) : 1. Practice every day. Just not in the shower because then you think you can hit the high notes but the second you step out of the shower you sound like a dying frog who has never drank water in his life. 2. Stand up straight and tall, like you’re showing off your chest or something, just not too much because then people will think you’re trying to make your boobs look bigger. 3. When you sing, you need to sing with your mouth more oval going down, like a 0, not a sideways oval like -frick this there is no sideways zero on the keyboard- because then your singing will sound ̶w̶i̶e̶r̶d̶ w̶e̶e̶r̶d̶ weird 4. Sing loudly and clearly, because singing too quietly makes it hard to hear but not too loud because then you'll have a million voice cracks and you'll sound like a middle school boy going through puberty 5. Be confident. if you act scared, you're going to mess up more, and messing up more= more embarrassment 6. Be yourself. If you mess up, just laugh at yourself. Don't be afraid to have a little fun. You got this! 7. If someone says your singing is horrendous and nobody cares about it..... punch them in the face and tell them that at least you're enjoying yourself while singing. Just kidding, don't punch them in the face, no matter how much you might want to. Just tell them that you're just singing for the joy of it, you don't care if they think it's terrible. :) I believe in you! <3 Go out there and rock the world's fuzzy, knee-high taco cat and unicorn socks! so I was running down the hill sidewalk, just all proud of how i was a whole cul-de-sac ahead of my sisters, when- BAM!- my ankle rolls, i fall down, scrape the knee of the opposite leg whose ankle rolled, and then i sat there for a good five minutes crying and clutching at my ankle and clenching my teeth. i still beat my sisters home even though they caught up to me because I ran with a twisted ankle. moral of the story: you can still beat your sisters home with a twisted ankle and a scraped, bleeding knee. haha just kidding, the moral of the story is pride cometh before a fall. God is always right. bc it says that in the Bible. update on my ankle: i wore a soccer ankle guard thing as a brace, which kinda helped a little bit for support, but now my foot and ankle are slightly swollen, but my mum said it's probably because of the ankle guard thing. it still hurts though. Hi, I'm Missa! I'm *redacted* years old, I live in *redacted* in the *redacted*. I love art in general, going to youth group and church camp, and writing and reading! I used to be boy-crazy but then I grew up and realized that being boy-crazy gets you nowhere. So now I'm fluttering my eyelashes and fainting and swooning and mooning over Leonardo DiCaprio, but the Titanic Version of him. Because Jack is just *👩🏼‍🍳😚* I am a Christian (Protestant), and I do not support LGBTQ+ or think it is right, but I will respect you if you are a part of that community. I love dogs and cats and horses, and I am fascinated by insects, snakes, and generally all animals, but I despise having to be the one to kill the spiders because ✨purple-gray spider guts✨. I have a love-hate relationship with Shakespeare's plays, but I love acting out parts of Romeo and Juliet in my head at night whilst I'm ~totally~ sleeping, except I can never remember any of the lines except, "O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, o Romeo?" and "Parting is such sweet sorrow" except I'm pretty sure I messed those lines up. I think I would make an amazing Juliet. If you don't agree with that, go ahead and laugh behind your screens, because no matter what you think, I will still keep my dreams, suckersss. Anyway, that's all for now. Bye!