LET’S BEAT THE DOWNVOTERS!

*not related to prompt, just a ‘story’/message to go along with my biooo!*

Dear downvoter,

I’d like to say that more smacks than I have left to give, I hate you.

But I’m not.

Cuz I’m a decent person.

And I’m sure if you met me in real life, you’d be like “Aw, what a cute little girl” (not that I’m little, just younger than half of you) and stop downvoting me.

And I’d be like, “Aw, thank you!”

Then I’d smack you.

Because you’re whatever you get when you cross a jerk and a butt and you’ve better stop downvoting me and my friends.

This account is an extra aid to upvote. With this fresh account, I have a fresh start, a fresh canvas of stories to like, people to follow, upvotes to give. As an alter account of someone on here (I bet you guys know who I am based on my pfp, way I talk, and other clues, but whatever lol, let’s *pretend* I’m anonymous), half of your guys know me and I’ve probably upvoted at least half of you too. But at some point, you run out of material to upvote. So here’s an alter account, whoop!

I know it’s not great to upvote. I know other accounts are annoying.

Well, it’s even worse to downvote, and the sheer amounts of alter accounts created only for that purpose have officially regrouped the Marshmellows—not the original ones, not even people under the same name, but I know there are dozens of us who have been upvoting like crazy recently.

Hence, we’re basically minimarshmellows.

So hello! Here I am! Tell me in the comments if you’ve/a friend has been downvoted and I’m on it. Of course, I’m human, and in school, so I don’t have endless time, but if you spam replies to MY reply asking you to (like, don’t spam comments, just replies), that would make my life easier, lol.

But also, it would be great if YOU upvoted, too. People have been downvoted like crazy lately--I’ve mentioned just a few of them in my bio—and if you can dedicate just 10 minutes of upvoting their replies on their stories, it could make all the difference.

Thanks for reading! Love you guys <3