Andrea Magee

“Scheduling Rule 1733” by Andrea Magee

Right now♡♡♡♡♡♡"I've got a plan.""Can somebody please smack her.""No listen seriously."'Nobody's listening Hannael just, just...""But, if you let me tell you the plan we can....""We did that before and look; just look at us now""Why hasn't anyone smacked her yet?""Alright, alright come-on guys let's not waste time and brain cells on negative energy. Everyone of us wants the same thing; a way out of this mess." Safiyyah said trying to calm ruffled feathers.48 hours ago♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡Sitting at Fast Ali's, full and satisfied, at the last sisters...

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“The Locked Door” by Andrea Magee

**Light mention of physical, mental, and sexual abuse**Kemi sits her latte on the counter and drops a poppy seed bagel in the toaster. She debates on butter or creamed cheese she takes both from the fridge. As she slathers her bagel she muses in her head.... today Thursday whatta do I got... zoom meeting at 10:30 with Diah a fashion consultant for Matahari an Indonesian wholesale import and export company, pick up mom's dry cleaning, drop by FedEx and ship a commercial invoice that slacker Reed dumped in her bin, visit Nandy at three. D...

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“Alora The Saboteur ” by Andrea Magee

You may find me evil and that does not bother me. Despite your opinion of me, you want to understand all the questions whirling in your mind. Most especially...why. If you just insist, I'll indulge you this one time.My name is Alora. In whispered circles I'm known as 'Mistress Saboteur'. I am an expert in the art of sabotage, intentionally ruining or disrupting. I didn't start out this way; but years of mistreatment, injustice and abuse, have been the instruments that have created the product that I am today.I am ridiculously wealthy and hav...

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“Elm Street Vibes” by Andrea Magee

This is my worst nightmare! Ok I might be exaggerating some; nightmare might be a bit strong, but, once I tell you what I mean I know you'll agree.'Nightmare' material. People who....Put used matchsticks back in the matchbox with the unused matches!!Offer hot bread but the stick of butter is not softened!!Drink the last of the orange juice and put the empty container back in the fridge instead of throwing it away!!Hang the toilet paper roll under instead of over!!Talk during movie/bring a crying baby to the movie theater!!Clip finger or...

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“R.E.M. Travels” by Andrea Magee

"Hello citizen 224587321 Graae Onyx.""Hello Ontario. Ontario message count please.""5 new messages.""Play messages.""Seneca Salt from K-Syndicate alerting Graae Onyx that after processing, a total of -67,456 jilingbits have been recorded. Your lifecare account is critically in danger of flatline.""Dear Graae Onyx it has come to the attention of Zenith Pulse that you are only 12 simoleons above baseline. A 10 simoleon count is required to keep your account from expiring."What?! I could have sworn I had plenty of simoleons saved up."...

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“Manpour” by Andrea Magee

SNIPPETS Literally~~~"Silas this is quickly getting out of control. Something has to be done now!""Kodoq I am aware of how crucial the situation is. I've summoned all of the Counsel Lords from the High Jodium to the outer banks of Kanurd for an emergency conference today in the Kalispera."'What is the updated report Ryfaria?"'2 1/2' inches of mixed men since 4 a.m. this morning sir. Gingers, receding hairlines to complete balds, talls, shorts, surfers and a handful of bodybuilders are falling steadily in Qualeel Camp.Cyclist and stockbrokers...

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“It Was All A Dream” by Andrea Magee

Happy dance!!I finally landed a job that related to my major. I have a degree in engineering.IMEG hired me after a successful second interview. Based in Madison, WI, IMEG specialises in engineering and design consulting. Their engineering services include building, civil, structural, mechanical, technology, and security engineering, among other things.At the time, I was so thrilled. I was thankful for the opportunity and thought I had finally made it. I was proud of the fact that I finally secured a viable career that would allow me to provi...

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“You Can Take This Job and Shove It!!” by Andrea Magee

Enough is enough when it's enough. Am I right? I turned around and bent over and told him to kiss where the sun don't shine; and to take the job and shove it up his bahookie; then I grabbed my raggedy jeans and left.How crass, how uncouth, what a jerk I bet your thinking. But give me a chance to explain.If you are like me, you have probably worked many different jobs before you settled on your chosen career.That being said, I'm sure too you have probably left a place of employment because the job was terrible; and by left I mean yo...

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“Meridian's Light” by Andrea Magee

July 14th would be a day I never forgot. The crash happened just hours after the family celebrated Jaxx's kindergarten graduation.I woke up around 3 in the morning because my phone had been ringing nonstop. Everyone knows back to back calls at that time of night meant something bad had happened."Hello?""Troy, omg!, Troy"My sister Vangie was on the phone crying."Troy, Kapri drove off the side of Interstate 15 up by Canyon Road. Jaxx is dead Troy. He was thrown from the car and the paramedics pronounced him dead on arrival."I dropped...

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“I Am We ~~~Diary of An Imposter Cont'd” by Andrea Magee

Pop!Pop!Pop! PopPopPop, Whooosh! "Georgina! Georgina! GEORGINAAAA!!""WHAAAT?!! What are you...Ohhhhhhhhh My GOD!!""Susan's house is on fire. Her house is on fire!""Charlie call the fire department now!!" I don't know their number; let me just call 911""Yeah, yeah, call 911, hurry, hurry!" "Oh god her car is in the driveway that means she's home. She's on days this week and the boys are with her not Dave.""911 what's your emergency?""Our neighbor's house is on fire!""Sir please give me your exact location.""Uhm 1713 Vale St NE"...

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“I Am We~~~ Diary of An Imposter ” by Andrea Magee

So what do you want to be when you grow up sweetie?If you could be anyone you wanted to be or do anything you wanted to do...who would you be or what would you do big man, pretty girl?Children all over the world are plagued with such questions. Decisions, decisions, decisions so much pressure for a developing mind. To pin down and choose one specific idea is so difficult.That's why when I was a little girl; I decided to do anything I wanted and be anyone I wanted at any given time.They say, the so called 'professionals' that I have delusions...

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“White Lies in Clown Shoes” by Andrea Magee

If I only had three words of advice they would be... tell the truth ... If I had three more to add... all the time. I landed a temp job at Free Speech TV. Free Speech TV is an independent, 24-hour television network and digital news source with progressive news, stories and perspectives. It's publicly supported by its viewers and by philanthropic foundations.I was thrilled to be working for them because FSTV delivers media the way it should be, without government or corporate influence. That and the fact that it was only a ten minute commute...

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“Countess Dufour of Brookshire Glens ” by Andrea Magee

Del lugged the heavy sacks to the front door. Tired and sweaty, hands on her knees and bent over, she took a much needed rest. Everyone beyond the door would be sound asleep.She made the jaunt several times and always bore a successful haul. This time was no different; for that she was happy.She'd stolen away after midnight and gone to Brookshire Glens; a vast, lush, beautiful estate of over 125 acres on the south end of Tamworth. She reached there shortly after 1 a.m. She'd timed her arrival to coincide with when Bartholomew the gate guard ...

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“The Magnificent Mundanes ” by Andrea Magee

As I sit on my lavish decorated pillows I contemplate about ancient Chinese kung-fu masters. I get why their hair was always white because, duh, they were ancient, but, what I can't get is why their mustaches were always as long as their beards. What if they fought with a man with no honor. All he had to do is grab a handful and yank. Not to mention a lack of fashion sense. They all looked like they went to the same barber.My musing is interrupted by Pez; my underling flunky; who has entered my private chambers uninvited and unannounced...

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“Lessons from TCU (The Corner University)” by Andrea Magee

Submitted to Contest #105

Me, Boodle, Dirty Money, Mongrel, Fatback and Rocket Man, were all chilling on the corner of Kerr and 9th Blvd. Rocket Man was on the phone talking to Dollarz; telling him that the new foot soldiers better be ready by Thursday afternoon. A fly shorty wearing a green and yellow Allen Iverson basketball jersey, black Nike leggings, and a pair of Dark Mocha Jordan 1 Retro's, came walking up and says she's looking for somebody."Hey which one of you is rocket man?" shorty asked."Who wants to know?" I say."I don't have time for games. I need to kn...

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