When your former classmates wage war against each other:

Editor's Note: None of the creatures mentioned actually exist. Also, sorry for the excessive cursing.

Look here, if you and your fiance were traveling for two months to the human border, what would you bring? Food? Water? A tent? 

Definitely not the entire treasury. 

So why exactly are we in this situation?

It's because of a fucking war. So, Tailwind got mad at Horesntal because they proposed the Lockwind Alliance. The Lockwind Alliance is this thing where all the kingdoms involved have to gang up on anyone who attacks one of them. It's called that because it took place in Lockwind, Mellistonia. I have no clue why it's called Lockwind. It's never windy there.

So, Sasha(my former classmate and the Queen of Tailwind) said, "Hey Coral, I'm declaring war on you even though your military is 100x stronger than mine."

Coral said okay, and now they're fighting.

The battle was getting dangerously close to Eucalyptus' borders, which means we can't go out at our own free will. Otherwise, we'll die. 

For some odd reason, Issac decided to join the combat(on Horesntal's side), even though Eucalyptus has a "none of my business policy."

And I'm lucky enough to be Iris Blossom.

Look, I'd join Coral's side any day(maybe because I'm his girlfriend), but if I have to choose between potentially destroying the entire kingdom or minding my own business until someone asked me for help, I'd steer clear of drama. 

Seriously, summer sucks. Escapically if you're royalty.

For some reason, when someone becomes king/queen, they think that managing an entire nation is a joke. They treat war like a video game! Seriously, it's not funny to randomly attack a border, just to scare the shit out of someone! Really, people, this is coming from the twin sister of the crown prince of Eucalyptus. And the fiance of the crown prince of Horestnal. 

Okay moving on:

Why is Tailwind mad about it?

They got triggered because they weren't invited.

Jeez, sorry that Vandarn had snail mail.

Or maybe Lily still hates Sasha's guts over high school.

What happened in high school?

Yeah, that's a funny story. Sasha McGore(not her last name) and Lily Justine had this weird feud over Axel Mellstone. 

Axel, by the way, could be compared to your average jock. Except, he actually has a brain. 

Lily and Sasha were both popular in their own ways. 

Lily came from Vandarn, which literally has one of the strongest militaries on the planet.

Sasha is the school's biggest drama queen.

They both have a crush on him.

Well, Axel proposed to Lily during the spring dance. Obviously, Lily said yes(in a very dramatic way), and now they're dating.

Sasha got offended and decided to spend the rest of her high school career ruining their relationship, which didn't work out so well for her.

The principal found out that she was spread weird rumors about Lily, and expelled Sasha.

So, that happened. 

The rumor was just ridiculous. It was just a series of lies to make Lily seem bad. As Lily's best friend, I know that they're all false.

Here's the one that got Sasha suspended:

"Lily's lying about being an Alifresent Wolf, so Axel will think she's cool."

Bruh, who lies about being legendary? Oh yeah, if you're wondering, an Alifresent Wolf is this "crystal wolf" that supposedly went extinct millions of years ago.

I don't even understand what's so special about it! An Alifresent Wolf looks like a regular pastel-colored wolf with glitter on its fur. 

By the way, I'm an ultra-rare galaxy wolf. 

All the humans reading this are probably wondering:

What the heck are these creatures?

I am proud/not so proud to say that we're an advanced civilization of humanoid creatures. 

Half of us are humanoid wolves. The other half are humanoid demons/angels/mermaids/etc. 

Axel is a common vampire wolf. How does that make him worth all this crap anyway?

"He's hot?"

He is NOT hot. He is literally one of the ugliest(sorry, not sorry Axel) dudes I've ever seen. 

"He's rich/famous?"

We're royalty. We're all rich/famous.

"He's nice?"

Caleb Lopez is nice. Nobody likes him.

"He's popular/well known?"

Really? That's so cliche...

Okay, who cares why Axel's worth it? He's too busy with his marshmallow obsession these days.

So what happened to Sasha? 

She's back and even more mad than before.

Now, you're probably wondering:

If Sasha's mad at Lily, why is she attacking Coral's kingdom?

She's damn stupid. That's why.

So, what's happening now?

Sasha successfully obliterated Horesntal. 

Eucalyptus joined the war as Horestnal's strongest ally(Actually, it's because Issac can't mind his business). 

Horestnal's just a pile of rubble right now. So, it doesn't need a ruler.

Issac's already ruling Eucalyptus.

Coral and I are running for our lives. I don't know why I have to run.

Now, we're in front of a wizard.

Guess what he wants.

Money.

Where do you think we're going to get a hundred bucks from?

Nowhere.

Okay, I lied about that. He doesn't want money. 

He wants our stuff.

My necklace and Coral's scarf.

"Okay, give it to him then!"

Yeah, like it's that easy.

Let's start with my necklace:

When Issac and I were five, Mom cheated on Dad and got pregnant with Aqua while on her affair. Dad got mad(duh, who wouldn't) and divorced her. 

Before Mom left, she gave me this magic necklace. Apparently, it heals any wound that doesn't require hospitalization. So, if I get a cut, then I just rub the gemstone of the necklace on it, and it closes up. 

The best thing this works for is pinkeye, but hey, it's better than nothing! Besides, it's the only thing I have left of Mom! Why would I give it up to some nincompoop of a portal?

Now, Coral's scarf:

His sister died of pneumonia last year. I felt really bad for him. I know how it feels to lose someone you really care about. I mean I lost my mom. But, seriously, Emily was the best person ever! She always helped me with my homework. She was the one I shared all my problems with. The one I turned to whenever I needed some help.

Gosh Emily, why did you have to die? 

Well, she always wore this cool scarf that fit with every outfit she wore. Coral got it from her when she died. He still wears it to this day. Even when it's 100 degrees.  

Yeah, so Coral's not giving him that. 

What do we give him?

We have to get to the human world somehow!

Ugh, why couldn't Sasha mind her own damn business?! This never would've happened if it weren't for her!

God guys, don't stare at us! Tell me what we're supposed to do!