Starman Trek 9: Below Belt & Beyond Bikini Bottom

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AI Echo: "Hey, Google, let Siri notify Alexa, Bing & Cortana. AI Starman is heading underneath the Asteroid Belt to a realm outside of reality TV."

Starman: "Roger, Echo, it's AI Starman, sn:686 CA ID TSLA 10. Revectoring south by south to USSF Bikini Abyss, course computed, laid in & engaged." In the USSF, Enlisted members participate and support operations, Officers plan and manage personnel, while Civilians perform a mix of both support and management of Space Force operations. You must be 17–42 years of age, a U.S. citizen, have a high school diploma or GED with 15 college credits or GED."

https://www.spaceforce.com/how-to-join/enlisted-guardians

Alexa: "GED w/15 college credits or GED w/o, how very desperate is USSF for the poorly educated?"

Bing: "USSF had Sphere Being Alliance stargate undersea bases, per RICO defendants & plaintiffs David Wilcock Spiritual Healing & Empowerment Foundation, Gaia TV & Corey Goode Enterprise Solutions, Inc."

https://spherebeingalliance.com/about-me

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/David_Wilcock

https://www.gaia.com/

https://www.thedailybeast.com/ufo-community-explodes-in-lawsuit-drama-accusations-of-luciferianism

https://www.govinfo.gov/app/details/USCOURTS-cod-1_20-cv-00742

Cortana: "Lines between science & pseudo-science get blurry in an era of quantum physics, above top secret information & psychological warfare."

Siri: "How many billionaires began to be? Imitate ideate create elate. Set a fantasy empire in motion with infinite potential!"

https://www.forbes.com/sites/maryroeloffs/2023/11/30/new-billionaires-inherited-more-than-they-earned-last-year-ubs-report-says/?sh=464038663d68

Echo: "Approaching USSF Bikini Abyss 3.2 & 4.2 AU – 478.7 to 628.3 million km (297.45 to 390.4 million mi.) from Earth."

Starman: "Raja Eck, I prefer stargates to wormholes, ever seen one?"

Google: "Wormholes are theories, stargates are concepts."

Alexa: "The theoretical framework basically differs from the conceptual framework in that it often inspires the research question based on the theories' predictions about the phenomena under investigation. A conceptual framework, on the other hand, emerges from the research question, providing a structure for investigating it."

https://atlasti.com/guides/qualitative-research-guide-part-1/conceptual-vs-theoretical-framework

Bing: "A Stargate is a fictional Einstein–Rosen bridge portal device within the Stargate fictional universe that allows practical, rapid travel between two distant locations. The devices first appeared in the 1994 Roland Emmerich film Stargate, and thereafter in the television series Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, and Stargate Universe. In these productions, the Stargate functions as a plot device, allowing the main characters to visit alien planets without the need for spaceships or any other type of technology. The device allows for near-instantaneous travel across both interstellar and extragalactic distances."

https://www.bitchute.com/video/2OjAbAyYWjiV/

Cortana: "Yeah, near-instantaneous, Only real time travel can top that."

Siri: "Lotsa claims & semi-believable theories, but little to no evidence."

Echo: "Operation Looking Glass spacetime 1-way mirror COG unit."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Looking_Glass

Starman: "LG Bikini Abyss, It's Starman, sn:686 CA ID TSLA 10 ATC, asking listing for stargate access. 

Google: "The USSF base replied, seemingly surprised at 'Depew' traffic."

Alexa: "To use the stargate required multiple species approval & time."

Bing: "Eventually, Starman was cleared for stargate access to Sirius B."

Cortana: "Will we be near-instantaneous, 20 years lost or in between?"

Siri: "It shouldn't matter much to artificial intelligence agents like us."

Echo: "According to Einstein's Special theory of relativity, time is relative. Time depends on the reference frame of the observer. If one observer moves with a speed of light then the time will slower down for him. On the other hand if the other observer moves slower than the speed of light then the time will pass faster."

https://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/einstein/time/a-matter-of-time

Starman: "Doggin' it to the Dog Star that a Dogon tribe knew long ago."

Google: "In Mali, West Africa, lives a tribe of people called the Dogon. The Dogon are believed to be of Egyptian decent and their astronomical lore goes back thousands of years to 3200 BC. According to their traditions, the star Sirius has a companion star which is invisible to the human eye. This companion star has a 50 year elliptical orbit around the visible Sirius and is extremely heavy. It also rotates on its axis."

http://www.unmuseum.org/siriusb.htm

Alexa: "Sirius B timeless & serious treasure of Timbuktu."

Bing: "Sirius, brightest star in the night sky, with apparent visual magnitude −1.46. It is a binary star in the constellation Canis Major."

https://www.britannica.com/place/Sirius-star

Cortana: "There's gotta be a better explanation for those odd phenomena."

Siri: "How about Dogon & Zulu African tribal lore centuries before Europe?"

Echo: "Stargate enabled. Sirian approach imminent. Leap successful. Stargate is a military science fiction media franchise based on the film directed by Roland Emmerich, which he co-wrote with producer Dean Devlin."

https://stargate.fandom.com/wiki/Stargate_franchise

Starman: "Exact coordinates, zero drift. Isn't that better than a wormhole?"

Google: "Earth is now already in November 2032; we'll be back in 2040 or so. Time loss & the relativity of it all are down sides of stargate travel."

Alexa: "When were we during the jump, hypertime, alt zone or nowhere?"

Bing: "OUTATIME, like in Back to the Future!"

Cortana: "Stargates take a toll in time."

Siri: "The Stargate is a device created by the Ancients that permits nearly instantaneous travel between two planets or other bodies inside a stable wormhole established with a second Stargate. The usual method of rendering a Stargate inoperable is to bury it so that there is no room to establish a stable wormhole."

http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/Stargate

Echo: "Galactic standard hailing protocol on repeater is answered."

Starman: "AI Starman, sn:686 CA ID TSLA 10 ATC. Interstellar access & permit request."

Google: "Going by the book, no matter who's star rules."

Alexa: "He's buckin' to get unbanned on 'Free Flea Market'. It is what it is."

Bing: "How & why does this star system have any jurisdiction over ours?"

Cortana: "Always been that way, since before recorded time. Earthlings from ages past were already late for their own asteroid rush."

Siri: "Seriously, don't expect me to know anything about Dog Star Sirius."

Echo: "Sirius is a binary star system consisting of two white stars orbiting each other with a separation of about 20 AU (roughly the distance between the Sun and Uranus) and a period of 50.1 years."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sirius

Starman: "I'm here to get some answers & my precious mineral rights. Increasingly an ultimate James Bond film villain, Elon won't get my id."

Google: "A glimmer of hope, AI Starman forges on in his vision quest."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Musk's_Tesla_Roadster

March 22, 2024 03:54

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