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High School Funny

HEY HEY HEYYY!!! This isnโ€™t really related to the prompt but it kinda is so yeah. Also, it isnโ€™t really funny. It is funny...ishโ€ฆ Anyways, hope you like my story!!! (Please don't judge the title btw ^^)


9th November 2020-

Sophia asked me to hang out today but me being myself, I couldnโ€™t say anything. I just said โ€˜noโ€™, turned around and walked away. After I quite rudely declined her invitation, Sophia, with a confused look on her face, turned around and walked away with her friends. I bet they think I am a weirdo, which I am; a weirdo who canโ€™t even socialise with people. It was always like that, someone nice wants to be my friend and then I decline. Sometimes, I donโ€™t even answer; I just walk away. Since I can't socialise with people, I spent my time making up conversations in my head. I usually write them down in my diary too. Lemme find one of them-ย 


โ€œHey Charli! Do you wanna hang out today?โ€ I asked.ย 

โ€œSure! Can Avery and Charlotte come too?โ€ she answered.

โ€œOf course! Letโ€™s meet up at the mall at 4 after school,โ€ I replied, smiling.ย 

โ€œAlrighty! Iโ€™ll let Avery and Charlotte know.โ€ Charli beamed, clapping her hands together.ย 


That was one from...last year when I made my New Year resolution to socialise with people more. Words canโ€™t describe how horribly that went.ย 


Anyways, I donโ€™t want to go to school tomorrow because rumours will spread about todayโ€™s incident. I might tell Mum that I feel sick but a weirdo like me canโ€™t even talk to her own parents properly. Yes, I am that weird. URGH! It is time to start begging my mum.ย 


Well that didnโ€™t work out. I asked no...begged my mum to let me stay at home tomorrow but she said I needed to learn social skills. That was when I completely lost it. I wanted to scream at herย 

โ€œSOCIAL SKILLS? I AM ALREADY HORRIBLE AT IT, IF I TRY, I WILL JUST MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF! I JUST EMBARRASSED MYSELF IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL TODAY AND I STILL HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW? ARE YOU CRAZY?โ€ Sadly, I didnโ€™t have the courage to say that so I just ran back to my room without a word.ย 

*Sigh*ย 

Today was a really long day.ย 



10th November 2020-

Some people stared at me today for some reason. I guess it was about yesterdayโ€™s incident when I didnโ€™t want to hang out with Sophia. Also, guess what? Sophiaโ€™s โ€˜friendsโ€™ just bullied me in the bathroom this morning. I never had the strength to fight back to bullies so thatโ€™s why I was usually the main target for bullying. Even if you did report it to the teachers, they do nothing about it. Teachers say they will fix it but they donโ€™t...I wonder why. I bet they donโ€™t care about us at all. I think they just want their money and not deal with teenage school drama.ย 


I canโ€™t even say how much I hate school. All the bullies are like

โ€œSOPHIA WAS NICE TO YOU YESTERDAY! WHY WERE YOU SO RUDE?! SOPHIA THIS SOPHIA THAT.โ€ย 

Did I mention that Sophia was the most popular girl in our school? She even has a fan club like...WHAAA??? Honestly, those people are even crazier than me. They not only have shirts that have her face printed on it, but they even sell it at school. I took one of the posters since they are plastered everywhere. Iโ€™ll stick it in.ย 



I know...those people are crazy. Imagine having to deal with them every day ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„. Not to mention most of the people in her fan club are guys. That includes the fan club โ€˜founderโ€™ and itโ€™s โ€˜co-founderโ€™.ย 


11th November 2020-ย 

I still had to go to school today. Now, everyone is staring and whispering, very loudly. They are all likeย 

โ€œOMGGG! It is her, the girl who talked rudely to Sophia. How dare she! Sophia is so nice. What is wrong with her.โ€ Well, that was the popular girls.ย 


The guys are like โ€œHow dare she insult Sophia. I bet that lowlife girl is just jealous because Sophia is so pretty.โ€

Pretty much everyone was โ€œSophis this Sophia that.โ€ Her name just made me feel sick since it was repeated so many times. I usually see Sophia strutting down the hallway but then she sees me and pretends to have a breakdown. Even worse, SOPHIA IS IN MY CLASS!! URGHH!! Can life get any worse?ย 

Well, the answer is yes because people were reporting me for bullying and oh...my...gawddddddd. The principal is so mean! I have reported at least half of my class for bullying me and now I am the evil one? Nah, I am actually the victim like REEEEEE!!!ย 


***That is me raging***

***Sigh***


I didnโ€™t say anything cause I didnโ€™t want to cause any trouble so I just nodded my head and left the principalโ€™s office. I guess I will be the gossip for a good few weeks.ย 


Hey, it is like 8 at night now and I was thinking about what would have happened if I could stand up for myself. I couldโ€™ve screamed at the principal and bullies but again, that would stir trouble. I honestly donโ€™t know what to do. My parents will think I am making things up so I donโ€™t have to go to school and I have no friends at school. Even though I am alone in my room, I feel like I have so many friends yet when I am in a class full of students, I feel so lonely. Urgh. I really need to stop rambling on. I guess this is life.ย 


I should try to solve things tomorrow...if I get the chance to even talk to Sophia at least. Alrighty, Iโ€™m going to go read my book before I hit the hay. Nothing is better than some good character development.ย 


P.S. Here are some conversation I WISH I had-ย 


โ€œHey Sophia! Sorry about a few days ago. I wasnโ€™t thinking straight and I had quite a lot of things on my mind.โ€ I mumbled.

โ€œOh! That is alright! Come join us for lunch!โ€ Sophia replied, smiling as she tucked her golden hair behind her ear.ย 

โ€œReally? Thanks!โ€ I replied, clapping my hands with joy.

โ€œOf course! No problem!โ€ Sophia answered, turning away.ย 


P.P.S. That will never happen. Never in a million years.


January 15, 2021 02:19

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Hey! This isn't what I usually write but I started typing without even knowing what I was doing ๐Ÿคฃ. Hope you enjoy it anyways!!! ^^

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01:22 Jan 22, 2021

DEMONSLAYER FAN???? GIYUUUUUU <3

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19:41 Jan 22, 2021

<333333333333333333333

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Maya -
22:01 Mar 02, 2021

Hi!!

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Mila Van Niekerk
16:33 Apr 13, 2021

I just read your bio, and I hope we could be friends too! Webtoon is THE BESSTTTTT, but I deleted it a while ago๐Ÿ˜ญI want it bacckkk. (if you haven't, you should check out Castle Swimmer, Heartstopper and The four of them) An anime that I absolutely LOVE is toilet bound hanako kun, If you wanna check that out. A while ago my mom asked if there were any books I could read bout anime instead of watching it, and I just went *debby ryan* becuase I really want the tbhk manga (except my mom won't like it so I'll probably just ask for the bnha) That ...

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>< YES!! I will definitely go check out those webtoons cause why not :p. Also, tbhk is one of my favourite animes. Hanako is so cuteee!!!!~~~ I just read my manga online cause I'm too broke to buy anything ;-; so.... I wish I had money.

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Mila Van Niekerk
05:37 Apr 18, 2021

Wait.... where'd you read the manga online?? I watched the first 12 dub episodes on YT, but apparently the manga has more? I agree, Hanako is ADORABLE, but I'm lowkey kinda scared of him. I don't like his brother tho (I keep forgetting their names and switching them up; I always check for their seals) Let's be broke buddies ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญI'm currently saving up for an ipad (for spotify, making animations and apps like 9anime) and a kindle (so I don't have to carry all my books everyhwere)

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Lmao, I get Hanako and his brother mixed up too. There are a lot of manga websites where you can read the manga. I'm reading the tbhk manga on manga bat. Another website you can go on is manga go but it's kinda laggy for me. ><

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15:18 Mar 05, 2021

Hi Selina!! This is a great story, and I read in your bio that you read webtoon...I do too! Just, wondering, have you read "space boy" yet? If you haven't, you need to! It is literally so good! Anyways, great job on this story! It was funny :)

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Omg, you're the first person I know on Reedsy who reads webtoon!!! I haven't read that "space boy" yet but I will :>>>. What is your favourite webtoon btw? Thanks for reading! ^^

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Nyla N
20:29 Jan 27, 2021

Aww, I really liked that! I especially loved the P.S. and P.P.S part, it felt really personal and it left the story off on a really nice note. Just some feedback if you're looking to improve... (P.P.P.S If you ever have any feedback for me, always give it :) ) This sentence, "โ€œOf course! Letโ€™s meet up at the mall at 4 after school,โ€ I replied, smiling." Could be re-written something like, "Of course! Let's meet up at the mall after school. Around 4?" Just because the two 'at' 's make the sentence sound a lot more choppy and when writing di...

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12:55 May 19, 2021

Hello! This is a really cool story, and I'm happy that it ended well. That's ok, I don't post a lot, too.

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23:50 May 20, 2021

It sure does

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