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Funny Fantasy Fiction

In a Godono zone deep down at Bikini Bottom, wavy-info spread about Mermaids from Maui-to-Maori in ocean-wide gathering for Seafest. 

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwiTZDxPg_I3lcgqZGX3nez_0321K2i7Y&si=kcpN2YZnuJJPVPKM

1 Aerwyna - sea-friend 

2 Amatheia - fins-friend

3 Brooke - Irish-stream

4 Aquanta - water-meeter

5 Calypso - hidden-nymph 

6 Cascade - all-falls-down

7 Delphine - dolphin-rider

8 Coral - sea-creature

9 Moana - deep-sea

0 Noahware - ocean-naught

https://motherhoodcommunity.com/mermaid-names/

0 Noahware spoke 1st, "Mermaids all, Aloha & Welcome Home!"

9 Moana: "We meet again at the Chum Bucket, cuz it's open 24/7/365.25. The items on the menu are: Chum Burger, Chum Fries, Chumbalaya, Chum Pie, Chumstick, Chum Chili, Chum Shake and Chummy Joes. In Komputer Overload we learn that there are two drinks on the menu: Bucket Bubbler and Chum Cherry Blast."

https://spongebobtv.fandom.com/wiki/Chum_Bucket

8 Coral: "Any fun adventures today, better than stingy Jellyfish Fields? It is best known as a place where SpongeBob & Patrick go jellyfishing, a sport in which one catches jellyfish with a net & lets them out once caught."

https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Jellyfish_Fields

7 Delphine: "Diving at Lava Tube Cave Cove is funner with fins than Fields."

6 Cascade: "Yeah, those tubes go on forever & Cave Cove got ticklefish!"

5 Calypso: "All Star cast acting crazy-sane on Octopi Reef Mountain."

4 Aquanta: "Mist prism arc-asms are unique gems of Rainbow Valley."

3 Brooke: "Top 'o' morn, Bail ó Dhia ort. Good day & Begorra!"

2 Amatheia: "Another Leap Day is getting away. Catch it while you may."

1 Aerwyna: "Are you crazy? Who knows how many shops are open now."

2 Amatheia: "Is Leap Day when Leap Erikson found lost dates in time?"

3 Brooke: "Bachelors Day for wee Eirefolk. 29 February Bachelor's Day, sometimes known as Ladies' Privilege, is an Irish tradition by which women are allowed to propose to men on Leap Day, 29 February, based on a legend of Saint Bridget and Saint Patrick. It once had legal basis in Scotland and England."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bachelor%27s_Day_(tradition)

4 Aquanta: "Extra February day every POTUS vote year ."

https://airandspace.si.edu/stories/editorial/science-leap-year

5 Calypso: "The Gregorian calendar reformed the concept in 1582 by eliminating leap years in century years that weren’t exactly divisible by 400. This is why the years 1600 and 2000 were leap years but 1700, 1800, and 1900 were not and why 2400 will be a leap year but 2100, 2200, and 2300 will not."

https://www.npr.org/2024/02/26/1232986212/leap-day-explained

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/February_29

6 Cascade: "So no voting by 2300, won't people get purple?"

7 Delphine: "Relax, be chillin' for Phil Fill-in'."

8 Coral: "We each got tsunamis of energy, ready to focus on fun."

9 Moana: "Aquarium needs flush to fresh sea water, Plankton."

Plankton: "All work & no play wins me a double hafsan & a half payday!"

Karen Plankton: "Don't ya mean my payday, Planktoy, I mean Sheldon? Hafsan©™®, half-sand, 1/2 san is square bread, white turkey+cheese, onion-pickle-pepper mix, clover sprouts, cut in half to go."

Narrator: "2 hours later, at 7:59am Chum Bucket empties into Krusty Krab."

Squidward: "We'll blow the doors off this joint when we get to work."

Patrick: "Krusty Krabby Patty Palace Specials in secret oyster sauce!"

Krabs: "You'll bet your fiery fry flippers & free Fanta-Hi-C-Icee too."

SpongeBob: "All new hafsan sea maw menu. Dig up a daubloon & dig in!"

0 Noahware: "Krusty the Clown sold Krusty Burgers on the Simpsons. The Krusty Krab is a restaurant in the city of Bikini Bottom in the television series SpongeBob SquarePants. The restaurant is a parody of McDonald's and Burger King, owned by the greedy Eugene Krabs. It has two employees, SpongeBob SquarePants and Squidward Tentacles, who don't particularly get along that well. SpongeBob works as a fry cook, while Squidward mans the cash register. Krabby Patties are the specialty of the Krusty Krab, but they have been known to serve many other entrées."

Krabs: "My 1st booming burger joint opened in 1977, only after learning the secret formula of the Krabby Patty (previously known as the Quahog Burger, later known as the Barnacle Burger) & acquiring & converting the ailing Rusty Crab retirement home into a booming fast food restaurant."

https://nickelodeon.fandom.com/wiki/The_Krusty_Krab#Established

9 Moana: "We'd like Sea Herb Teas with Krabby Kupkakes & Kelp Shakes.

8 Coral: "I'll 2nd that emotion & keep 'em flowing."

7 Delphine: "Gotta flush funky fishy Chum Bucket taste."

Plankton & Karen: "We represent that sentiment & fie on all Mermaids."

Mermaid Man: "You fiends can't win. You're out-numbered infinity to 2."

Barnacle Boy: "I'm tired of playing second banana to a bra-man!

6 Cascade: "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are a duo of fictional characters from the American animated television series, SpongeBob SquarePants. They were respectively voiced by guest stars Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway, who both previously starred in the 1960s sitcom McHale's Navy."

Plankton: "With the Secret Formula I will rule the seafloor until it freezes! The Krabby Patty formula is the sole property of the Krusty Krab & is only to be discussed in part or in whole with its creator, Mr. Krabs. Duplication of this formula is punishable by law. Restrictions apply, results may vary."

https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Krabby_Patty_secret_formula

5 Calypso: "So began anew, Plankton's endless quest for iotas of power."

4 Aquanta: "Each scheme is the yugest ever seen & eviler than the last.

3 Brooke: "Only to crash & burn the Chum Bucket to the ground again."

2 Amatheia: "From the ashes, he rose Phoenix-like, but Plankton-lite."

1 Aerwyna: "Failing filching Krabs' Secret Formula, Plankton was finished."

Plankton: "I'll get you, my pretties & your little catfish Tototo too. One great day Mermaidia will be mine!"

Karen: "Aren't you forgetting who's empress slippers you'll never fill, dear?"

0 Noahware: "Earth is now in Mermaid hands & fins, as twas in Ariel-time. Ariel is the youngest daughter of King Triton and Queen Athena of an underwater kingdom of merfolk called Atlantica. She is often rebellious, and in the first film, she longs to be a part of the human world. She marries Prince Eric, whom she rescued from a shipwreck, and together they have a daughter, Melody. She is the fourth Disney Princess and also the first Disney Princess to be developed during the Disney Renaissance."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariel_(The_Little_Mermaid)

3 Brooke: "Dia Duit, Dia is Muire Duit."

https://www.rte.ie/brainstorm/2024/0119/1406358-irish-language-gaeilge-religious-roots-dia-dhuit-diabhail/

February 28, 2024 02:46

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