Quantum Leap Day

Narrator: "SpongeBob da 1st & Church'o'Bob televangelist declares Leap Day 2024 'til the cusp of DST Best Days Ever for time-hopping!

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206512/

https://images.app.goo.gl/oYTiakdwTyZFBGs89

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Best_Day_Ever

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius

https://youtu.be/5U5DGP6my80?si=x_35AoWjwvGTWdXv

Narrator: ""Daylight saving time will begin for 2024 on Sunday, March 10 at 2 a.m. local time, when our clocks will go ahead one hour, part of the twice-annual time change that affects millions, but not all, Americans. When daylight saving time begins in March, we will "spring forward," and lose an hour of sleep, as opposed to the November time change, where we "fall back," and gain an extra hour."

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/02/05/daylight-saving-time-2024/72394940007/

Narrator: "SpongeBob is a childish, joyful, and clumsy sea sponge who lives in a pineapple with his pet snail Gary in the underwater city of Bikini Bottom. He works as a fry cook at the Krusty Krab, a job in which he is exceptionally skilled at and enjoys thoroughly. He attends Mrs. Puff's Boating School, and his greatest dream in life is to receive his boating license. Unfortunately, he tenses up whenever he has to drive a boatmobile, and he drives recklessly by speeding, crashing into buildings, etc. which causes him to fail every time. SpongeBob is very good-natured and loves to hang out with his best friend, Patrick. His teacher is Mrs. Puff and his boss is Mr. Krabs."

https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/SpongeBob_SquarePants_(character)

SpongeBob: "Now let's have lotsa Fun! When & where do you wanna go?"

Narrator: "Gary the Snail is a snail and SpongeBob SquarePants's pet. He usually can only say, "Meow", while sea worms in the show bark, which indicates that snails are the ocean equivalent of cats and worms are dogs. In some episodes, Gary has said something other than "meow" but this is rare."

https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Gary_the_Snail

Gary: "Meow."

Narrator: "Sandy is a thrill seeker who loves extreme sports, and karate. Having come from the state of Texas, she has a Southern drawl and a love for rodeos. She works as a scientist and builds both her treedome and air suit and helmet herself. She is also a member of the Gal Pals along with Karen, Mrs. Puff, and Pearl."

https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Sandy_Cheeks

Sandy: "I wanna see a nutty monster. The largest cashew tree in the world covers an area around 7,500 m2 (81,000 sq ft) & is located in Natal, Brazil. The fruit of the cashew tree is an accessory fruit (sometimes called a pseudocarp or false fruit)."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cashew

Narrator: "Patrick is the ignorant but humorous best friend of SpongeBob SquarePants. He is portrayed as being an overweight pink starfish, who serves as the village idiot."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Star

Patrick: "Isn't Betelgeuse a ginormous star about to go supernova? This fiery demise is what astronomers call a supernova explosion, and in the case of Betelgeuse, it will be a spectacular sight for observers on Earth."

https://www.space.com/betelgeuse-supernova-in-our-lifetime-study-unsure

Narrator: "Eugene Harold Krabs, better known as simply Mr. Krabs, is a fictional character in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. He is voiced by actor Clancy Brown and first appeared in the series' pilot episode "Help Wanted" on May 1, 1999"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Krabs

Mr. Krabs: "Me money's what's important, biggest bang for biggest buck? The largest note ever printed by the Bureau of Engraving & Printing was the $100,000 Gold Certificate, Series 1934. If you are interested in purchasing or learning more about these larger denominations, more resources may be available online or at your local library. Analysis. The Tsar Bomba is the single most physically powerful device ever deployed on Earth, the most powerful nuclear bomb tested and the largest human-made explosion in history."

https://www.bep.gov/currency/history/historical-currency

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba

Narrator: "Pearl Krabs (born May 12) is one of the ten main characters in the SpongeBob SquarePants franchise. She is a young whale who lives in a hollow anchor with her father, Eugene H. Krabs. When Pearl grows up, Mr. Krabs wants her to continue the family business by inheriting the Krusty Krab and becoming its owner. She is voiced by Lori Alan."

https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Pearl_Krabs

Pearl: "I got a job to be cool like my friends, but the only store that is hiring is the lamest store in the mall. Let's see the world's biggest outdoor mall!"

https://www.alamoanacenter.com/en.html

Narrator: "Squidward J. Q. Tentacles is the tritagonist of the SpongeBob SquarePants franchise. He is an anthropomorphic octopus with light turquoise skin, purple suction cups at the end of his tentacles, and six limbs in total. He was born on October 9 and is best described as ill-tempered, pretentious, and cynical. He despises his neighbors for their noisy behavior but is still friends with SpongeBob and Patrick."

https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Squidward_Tentacles

Squidward: "Well, humongous fungus is all I wanna see. Humongous Fungus (a colloquial name given to large mushrooms) may refer to: An Armillaria ostoyae specimen in Malheur National Forest in Oregon, covering 3.4 square miles (8.8 km2) An Armillaria gallica specimen in Michigan, covering 37 acres (0.058 sq mi; 0.15 km2)."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humongous_Fungus

Narrator: "Plankton, the series' defacto antagonist, is one such character. One percent evil and 99 percent hot gas, Plankton is more foolish than anything, and his plans often backfire due to his inadequacy. However, he is still a considerable threat to SpongeBob and his friends, and these quotes are the perfect way to prove it."

https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Sheldon_J._Plankton?page=3

Plankton: "That's It, Mister! You Just Lost Your Brain Privileges! I See You. ZAP! No Resting! This Monument Celebrating My glory Isn't Gonna Build Itself. I'm An Evil Genius & You're Just A Kid! A Stupid Kid! Plankton are usually microscopic, often less than one inch in length, but they also include larger species like some crustaceans and jellyfish. Scientists classify plankton in several ways, including by size, type, and how long they spend drifting. Who wants to see a Zooplankton farm with me?"

https://screenrant.com/spongebob-squarepants-plankton-most-evil-quotes/

https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/plankton.html

Narrator: "Karen Plankton is one of the main characters in SpongeBob SquarePants, voiced by Jill Talley. She is the co-owner of the Chum Bucket, alongside her husband Sheldon Plankton. She is a sentient computer who is usually stationed in the Chum Bucket laboratory."

https://nickelodeon.fandom.com/wiki/Karen_Plankton

Karen: "Nobody wants to see your puny Zooplankton farm, Sheldon. Much more interesting are my computer controlers, from Anal-listical Engine for navel lint studies, to eeny wENIAC for tiny artillery ballistics, to iSintclair for itsy-bitsy-ness, to PineApple Whoppers for all the schooling you need."

https://www.computerhistory.org/timeline/computers/

Narrator: "Mermaid Man is an old man who is overweight and very round in shape. He exhibits several typical characteristics of an elderly man, such as white hair, poor sight and hearing, crankiness, and memory loss, often forgetting what he is thinking about or doing. Elements of his costume not shared by Aquaman include an M-shaped belt buckle that is metallic blue and his belt is purple (several versions of Aquaman, however, wear an A-shaped belt buckle and his belt is yellow), a purple star-shaped mask, a scallop-shell bra (which is also a cell phone), and a pair of pink fuzzy slippers. The purple-shaped star over his nose was given to Mermaid Man by a mermaid. It is the only way that he can breathe underwater."

https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Mermaid_Man

Mermaid Man: "I did it! I feel five years younger! Ooh, it's good to be back. If I do it a few more times, I'll be ship-shape in no time. Send me in again."

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0707302/characters/nm0000308

Narrator: "Tim (or Kyle) Stangler, better known by his superhero name Barnacle Boy, is the sidekick of Mermaid Man. He is a superhero and a parody of both Aqualad and Robin. He is said to be 68 years old. He first appears in "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy."

https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Barnacle_Boy

Barnacle Boy: "We won. And the superhero-supervillain rules require you to do what I say so pick up that mop & swab. That's right, harder, faster."

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0707301/characters/nm0176792

Narrator: "She is SpongeBob's teacher at Boating School, where she teaches students how to drive boats like underwater cars. She's a pufferfish who wears a sailor uniform."

https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Mrs._Puff

Mrs. Puff: "Take me far away from boats & especially boating pupils. A hammock slung from palm trees would feel ideal! One more arrest with SpongeBob & my career is over. Let the testing begin. I'm in the middle of a coffee-fueled sermon right now. Double-dark deep-sea light diet cake, you will soon be mine!"

https://spongebob.neoseeker.com/wiki/Quotes_From_Mrs._Puff

SpongeBob: "Let's all get out there together on the old dusty time trail!"

Narrator: "3 hours later..."

Crickets.

Narrator: "Pope Paul III, born 2/29/1468 & only Leap Baby Pope, "formally approved the Society of Jesus (Jesuits) in 1540 Bull Regimini militantis ecclesiae." 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Paul_III

The Simpsons 2024 omens

https://youtu.be/OLI_qwfNYo8?si=meAiqO1_zktrW360