Submitted to: Contest #88

๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐–™๐–๐–—๐–Š๐–Š (just another crazy reworking of ๐•ฎ๐–Ž๐–“๐–‰๐–Š๐–—๐–Š๐–‘๐–‘๐–†)

Written in response to: "Write about an author famous for their fairy tale retellings."

Fantasy

Authorโ€™sโ€”, er, I feel stupid, em,...

My note: this is one of my old stories, tweaked a little, only grammar, I had no idea this one would kinda fit the prompt, but not exactly. However, itโ€™s just another reworking of ๐•ฎ๐–Ž๐–“๐–‰๐–Š๐–—๐–Š๐–‘๐–‘๐–†, super stupid, (I am confused, can it be called fan fiction? XD) thus, sorry if itโ€™s a bit lame! (And at least put this โ€˜โœโ€™ in the comments, or Iโ€™m gonna assume that you liked this without reading, I really donโ€™t want points guys!)


๐•ฟ๐–๐–Š ๐–™๐–๐–—๐–Š๐–Š



How could she do this to me? I am going to kill her! Tear out her hand! Oh, Biscuits of crystals!


Cinderella BANGED her hand on the table, making everything on it jump, rolled her eyes quite dramatically and sighed.


My stepsister is Strinen Stranglesant?


Of course I wanted to kill that misery, but a punch wouldโ€™ve been enough for Stefanie, now I want to kill and punch her! Oh, yes! She is coming in person today, and she is going to answer me!


Was Steff playing the hero in disguise or something? Well, more like villain in disguise, but I am going to make her answer either way.


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Stefanie hesitated again when she reached the castle


I absolutely shouldnโ€™t have told Ella about it, she is possibly unnerved right now.


Stefanie scrunched her face at familiar front entrance, which was some humongous flights of stairs, with a person, dressed in indigo, standing every landing.


She stomped up the stairs.


What a fool I am!, I should have known that suddenly announcing that I bribed thโ€”, wait, I didnโ€™t say that yet. Well, saying that I am the author she horrendously hates also worked miracles, why does she hate the place so much? There is good food, no work and no Delrina on her piano, eh, even I play better than Delrina.


Stefanie stomped harder.


So, why does Ella want to get out of here so much?!


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Cinderella yawned.


I truly need to get out of here!


She bit her lip.


Oh, I was so free at home, me doing whatever I want, Stefanie and Delrina studying and trying to be โ€˜greatโ€™, how their mother wanted, like slaves. I have no idea how Steff could write it all so that it sounded the other way, that girl has talent.


I just need to get out, I feel as if I am corroding, with all the fancy stuff and the all the attention, no wandering without anyone noticing, or picking wildflowers, or stealing cookies from Delrinaโ€™s secret stash.


Oh, Dell, I actually miss her and her piano, and also Steffโ€™s off singing and our dancing with the mopes, and now I have a lousy courting prince to dance with, what fate!


Cinderella sighed, wiping her forehead and looking at her feet.


And also a stupid pair of glass slippers I canโ€™t walk in, what fate indeed.


And why is not Steff here yet? Maybe she knows a way out, she is the who trapped me here!, or mayhap no, I, trapped myself. Although what about the letter? She had said that she was coming in person to say farewell today.


I donโ€™t know... where is she going? And why? To study more? Is that even possible for her?


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At the top of the stairs were archways, corridors and lobbies and then more archways, corridors and lobbies. Stefani hated the castle every time she had to go through this.


There were also more people dressed in splendid blue, inquiring about what she was doing in the castle, and she would have show them the handwritten note by Cinderella.


Also, there were more stairs, up and down, and up and down, and down and down, and down.


Does Ella hate the castle because of this? Then I will have to side with her, this is distressing, I donโ€™t even remember where her room is!


I really need to see her before going!, she is only one I feel like telling it to, I really canโ€™t bear home any longer.


She wonโ€™t understand, she still thinks that all this is childโ€™s play; me posing as a villain like in my other tales. Nevertheless, this is important; this is going to set me free. This has proved that I have potential and I will set out today, with a new name.


There will no longer be a Stefani, no Strinen either. I love my new fame. People love the story! But I will have to leave that here too; I have obey my part of the deal, if the publisher obeys his part.


Hm, shedding names like how snakes shed skin...


Suddenly, Stefani looked around.


Oh my!, I am lost! This is more tangled than a labyrinth, I have to leave today, or I will be stuck as Stefani!


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Oh, Biscuits of crystals! Where is Steff?


Cinderella was standing in the royal garden, her arms crossed.


I need to get out of this misery as soon as possible! I am going home with her, I canโ€™t stand this anymore!


She let her hands fall to her sides and jerked, there was someone watching her behind, she turned slowly.


โ€œHello, Ella,โ€ said Stefani, looking as if she has ran a great distance.


โ€œStefani!โ€


โ€œYes, almost-princess.โ€


โ€œI am coming home.โ€


โ€œWhat?โ€


โ€œI, I miss Dell, and you, and some proper footwear.โ€


โ€œWhat?, but, Ella, I am goingโ€”โ€


โ€œEh?โ€


โ€œI am going,โ€ Stefani looked at her feet, โ€œI am going out of the kingdom, I finally have enough money.โ€


โ€œAs Straglesant?โ€


โ€œNo, I canโ€™t use that pseudonym anymore, but I canโ€™t stay here anymore either!, you know mom!, she will never let me write.โ€


Cinderella raised an eyebrow, her face creasing, โ€œOh, so you want to write!?, After trapping me here? Oh yes, you want to be an author! Do you at least remember what I wanted to be?โ€


Mumbled Stefani โ€œA hat maker or a seamstress, what are you trying to say?โ€


โ€œYou donโ€™t understand? Oh yes, a princess can be a seamstress. Couldnโ€™t you leave me as a spoiled child? Did you have to wreak it all?โ€


โ€œI didnโ€™t do anything!โ€


โ€œYes you did!โ€


โ€œI didnโ€™t know that you would hate it so much.โ€


โ€œYou knew that I came to the ball just to taste the royal desserts!โ€


โ€œI just changed it around a little!โ€


โ€œWhat? Substituted it with a puny prince?โ€


โ€œWhat is the problem with the prince?โ€


โ€œOh, nothing, I just feel like mopping the floor with him!โ€


โ€œBut Ella Iโ€”โ€


โ€œNothing!, I am coming with you!โ€


โ€œWHAT?โ€


โ€œI, am, coming, with, you!โ€


โ€œBut... hm, agreedโ€


Cinderella turned towards the setting sun and fell down, โ€œOh, biscuits of crystals!โ€ she stood up, removed her shoes and threw them into the bushes.


โ€œFarewell, misery!โ€


โ€œBarefoot?, and why are you going towards that direction?โ€


โ€œInto the sunset?โ€


โ€œI am the author here, and no, we have to go that way, or so I guess.โ€


โ€œArhโ€


โ€œSo...., we are doing this, we are shedding names like how snakes shed skin, we are leaving here, forever.


โ€œBut wonโ€™t we feel incomplete?โ€


Cinderella grinned.


โ€œNo we wonโ€™t, because we wonโ€™t be.โ€


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โ„‘๐”ฑโ€™๐”ฐ ๐”ฒ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ข๐”ฉ๐”ฆ๐”ข๐”ณ๐”ž๐”Ÿ๐”ฉ๐”ข ๐”ด๐”ฅ๐”ž๐”ฑ ๐”ž ๐”ฃ๐”ฏ๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฅ ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐”ž๐”ฏ๐”ฑ ๐” ๐”ž๐”ซ ๐”ก๐”ฌ, ๐”ซ๐”ฌ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ก๐”ถ ๐”Ÿ๐”ข๐” ๐”ž๐”ช๐”ข ๐”ฅ๐”ž๐”ญ๐”ญ๐”ถ ๐”ฃ๐”ฌ๐”ฏ๐”ข๐”ณ๐”ข๐”ฏ, ๐”ซ๐”ฌ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ก๐”ถ ๐”ค๐”ฌ๐”ฑ ๐”ข๐”ต๐”ž๐” ๐”ฑ๐”ฉ๐”ถ ๐”ด๐”ฅ๐”ž๐”ฑ ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ข๐”ถ ๐”ด๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ฑ๐”ข๐”ก. ๐”‘๐”ข๐”ณ๐”ข๐”ฏ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ข๐”ฉ๐”ข๐”ฐ๐”ฐ ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ข ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ฏ๐”ข๐”ข ๐”ฃ๐”ฌ๐”ฒ๐”ซ๐”ก ๐”ฃ๐”ฏ๐”ข๐”ข๐”ก๐”ฌ๐”ช ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ๐”ค๐”ข๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ข๐”ฏ, S๐”ฑ๐”ข๐”ฃ๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ฆ ๐”Ÿ๐”ข๐” ๐”ž๐”ช๐”ข ๐”ž ๐”ญ๐”ฉ๐”žy๐”ด๐”ฏ๐”ฆ๐”ค๐”ฅ๐”ฑ, C๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ก๐”ข๐”ฏ๐”ข๐”ฉ๐”ฉ๐”ž ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ๐”ž๐”ฏ๐”ฑ๐”ข๐”ก ๐”ž ๐”ฃ๐”ฌ๐”ฌ๐”ฑ๐”ด๐”ข๐”ž๐”ฏ ๐”ฐ๐”ฅ๐”ฌ๐”ญ ๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ก D๐”ข๐”ฉ๐”ฏ๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”ž ๐”Ÿ๐”ข๐” ๐”ž๐”ช๐”ข ๐”ž ๐”ฃ๐”ž๐”ช๐”ฌ๐”ฒ๐”ฐ ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ž๐”ซ๐”ฆ๐”ฐ๐”ฑ, ๐”Ÿ๐”ฒ๐”ฑ ๐”ฌ๐”ฃ ๐” ๐”ฌ๐”ฒ๐”ฏ๐”ฐ๐”ข, ๐”ซ๐”ฌ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ก๐”ถ ๐”จ๐”ซ๐”ข๐”ด ๐”ฅ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ž๐”ฑ ๐”ฅ๐”ž๐”ญ๐”ญ๐”ข๐”ซ๐”ข๐”ก.




Posted Apr 09, 2021
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Sia S
18:12 Apr 09, 2021

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Hilarioussss

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15:45 Apr 09, 2021

Haha, this made me laugh, especially the last paragraph.
Cinderella started a footwear shop, then.
Nice.

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This felt a little... off? Like I think we were kinda shoved into the story... not really your style.
lol Iโ€™m overthinking it

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14:57 Apr 10, 2021

Not over thinking, like I wrote this like more than 3-4 years ago, and even a rock changes with 3-4 years. Like I went from lamest to lamer, next goal: lame

Btw, I replayed to the other thread here, Iโ€™d no idea how to put it there without it being hard to read, thatโ€™s so mixed up (eh, the below thing in brackets is your replay, put it there so it doesnโ€™t get super confusing)
[โ„‚๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•—๐•ฃ๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•ฅ... ๐•ช๐•–๐•’๐•™, ๐•ž๐•ช ๐•”๐•’๐•ฅ ๐•›๐•ฆ๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•–๐•’๐•ฅ๐•ค ๐•“๐•ฆ๐•˜๐•ค.
๐•Š๐• ๐•ฃ๐•”๐•–๐•ฃ๐• ๐•ฃ ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•’๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜... ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฃ๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ก๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•’ ๐•”๐• ๐• ๐•œ? ๐•Ž๐•™๐•ช ๐••๐• ๐•–๐•ค ๐•–๐•ง๐•–๐•ฃ๐•ช๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•– ๐•ก๐•ฆ๐•ฅ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•’๐•“๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฅ ๐•๐• ๐•ง๐•–... ๐•๐•š๐•œ๐•– ๐•ช๐•–๐•’๐•™... ๐•๐• ๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•  ๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•– ๐••๐• ๐•–๐•ค, ๐•๐• ๐•
๐•จ๐•’๐•š๐•ฅ... ๐•จ๐•’๐•ค ๐•€ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ข๐•ฆ๐• ๐•ฅ๐•– ๐•’๐•“๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฅ ๐••๐•–๐•’๐•ฅ๐•™ ๐•ฅ๐•’๐•ฃ๐• ๐•ฅ ๐•”๐•’๐•ฃ๐••๐•ค? ๐•€ ๐•”๐•’๐•Ÿ'๐•ฅ ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•ž๐•–๐•ž๐•“๐•–๐•ฃ ๐•“๐•” ๐•จ๐•™๐•–๐•Ÿ๐•–๐•ง๐•–๐•ฃ ๐•€ ๐•จ๐•ฃ๐•š๐•ฅ๐•–, ๐•€'๐•ž ๐•’๐•”๐•ฅ๐•ฆ๐•’๐•๐•๐•ช ๐•ก๐• ๐•ค๐•ค๐•–๐•ค๐•ค๐•–๐•• ๐•“๐•ช ๐•’ ๐••๐•–๐•ž๐• ๐•Ÿ]

(howโ€™s yur cat doing?) Doesnโ€™t every cat eat bugs? Yuck the last thing I want is to eat a bug, like some people eat ants and crickets and woodlice and spiders, (eh, brain!, itโ€™s gross, canโ€™t you shut up sometimes?)

Ya... sorcerer in training, like I wonโ€™t be fully qualified before I am seventy or something, still in basics, like this thing needs time and a awful lot of planning. (my planning sucks) But itโ€™s fun. And the worst pasta cook part, do I have ANY competition?

Idk, I saw it everywhere but didnโ€™t feel merciless (to myself that is) enough to put a no. And no one does what?

Eh, I knew the hint was too easy, because you are literally the only one who spoke about tarot cards. (I guess you said it in Pecanโ€™s bakery?) Tho Luna and you have quoted two sentences each in there, so, challenge you to find the other one you said.

Possessed by a demon? Like seriously?

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Aaaahhh sorry I didnโ€™t reply earlier!
More than 3 or four years? I donโ€™t think I was writing then... maybe the day the clock stopped...

Do๐Ÿ‘Not๐Ÿ‘Say๐Ÿ‘Youโ€™re๐Ÿ‘A๐Ÿ‘Bad๐Ÿ‘Writer. Like... no, youโ€™re great! Only someone great could say this

Like I went from lamest to lamer, next goal: lame

Like... I actually like that line.
My cat... lol yeah he crazy. Most cats donโ€™t eat bugs... I think.

Are you serious about the sorcerer things? Like... you actually sound serious.

tHe OtHeR oNe? Lol... yeah I love tarot cards, so I kinda knew it was me.

โ€œsome of my favorite songs in movies are the villain's songs.โ€ (Tis about cool song choices of a cool author, like, duh)

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12:42 Apr 11, 2021

It was 5:30 am here when you commented..., hm I like to call that early lol

Great and good at coming up with weird quotes?, Thanks, like seriously, I feel great when someone says that I am great, even tho I am pretty much horrendous in writing, and I also feel cool when someone says that I am stupid, 'cause it's a nice change from 'technical comments' (trust me that's mostly all I get here, I don't know for sure, but I guess it has something to do with a high-school-teacher-mom)

I am pretty sure that most cats I've met eat bugs (and 'cause of my spectacularly rotten luck, I've met many, like cats are awesome but nose disagrees ) wait what's yur cats name? (Don't care if it's a bit weird, I've met cats named mammoth for no reason)

Ya...., I kinda am

Eh, that was BW but I'll give you one more guess (but is some of your favorite songs in movies the villain's songs?)

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lol, yeah... oop I think it was only 8:00 here... I can't remember.

You have a high school teacher mom? I could never imagine that. Idk, it must feel weird. I'm always awkward with stuff like that.

Is it possible to be awkward online? Somehow, I think I manage it. It's not that I can't continue conversations or make them die out; I just suck at starting them.

Binx. It's a reference lol.

Wait, so how does the sorcerer thing work? I can't believe I'm asking this... idk. Is it like... religion?

B! Wow, yeah, I see it. But yeah, poor unfortunate souls, Land of yesterday, friends on the other side, The pitiful children, how could I refuse, be prepared? Like... yeah the villains have the best song. Yzma has one that always gets overlooked because it was in some Disney show but uwiojadefubno it was soooo good.

One more guess? hmmmm... superheroes and villains? Tbh, I might try doing this too, lol in my bio.

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15:42 Apr 11, 2021

Ya, like she is kinda serious about โ€˜physiological aspects of teachingโ€™, so I get really scientific lectures about (teen/ya/na/whatever tf that comes next) โ€˜mindsโ€™ which makes me feel really weird. and she looks weird with spectacles and I get an inside scoop of the teacherโ€™s life which is HECTIC but she is also total โ€˜impertinentโ€™, like itโ€™s like her habit to ask weird things on valentineโ€™s day (or any day, it just gets really stupid on that day), like. โ€œhey, do you want a bunch of roses to go around and test your luck?โ€ (thatโ€™s the LEAST cringy one, I would die of embarrassment if I said something else)

Tho, I donโ€™t get it, how can you be awkward online? (eh, sorry tho, I am kinda, em, the not-shy person and... well I can sound rude) Tho starting a conversation is the hardest thing to do, whoever you are!

Wait....., like the black cat-boy in a Disney movie (was it?) no, I canโ€™t remember Arh, the name was, no I am not getting it! Was it Abracadabra or somethinโ€™? like a really old movie? Eh, my brain canโ€™t process it.

VILLAIN SONGS ARE THE BEST!!!! (like I love all of that, you didnโ€™t leave anything for me to say!)

Eh, no, NOTHING related to that, itโ€™s more like being really..... delusionally analytical?, huh so hard it explain tho it focuses on forms of energy? No not that? Eh, itโ€™s no wonder Iโ€™m stuck at basics, I donโ€™t even know the basics! Tho it all depends on โ€˜willโ€™ (not EXACTLY an energy form, but can be called that in beginner terms, and thatโ€™s just what I call it, I guess anyone can call it anything and the official term is something like ruflesorues, em no not even near, tho itโ€™s really hard to remember).

Thatโ€™s about how much I can put into words, maybe go ask a fully qualified sorcerer, and good luck finding one on the planet, most of it is still so weird almost nobody can qualify fully, or stay alive trying to do that, like itโ€™s not like โ€˜dangerousโ€™ but itโ€™s pretty much crazy. And sorceryโ€™s NOT magic, totally different terms. But if you just have to learn to calculate the possibilities of future, em fortune telling? you just have to learn about the bodies which affect โ€˜willโ€™ and blah blah blah (ie, a lot of other boring things) but thatโ€™s like the passive branch, and qualifying in that doesnโ€™t make you โ€˜fullyโ€™ qualified, and that thing kinda gets boring sometimes, itโ€™s a LOT of math.

Ok, I can guess, you now know less than how much you knew when you asked, I am just the worst at explaining.

I JuSt KnEw that you would guess that next but nope, Ari Reynes. Tho guesses are over, btw, do you really want to know which the other one is? Here,

(donโ€™t kill me)

โ€œoop school rots our brainโ€ (yep, you said that! Omg I am almost cracking up, idk, that's nothing related to villains, uh, kinda? well everything is related to villains, this is confusing!)

will i get a quote in your bio? he he

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Angel {Readsy}
14:50 Apr 19, 2021

Cinderella BANGED her hand on the table,,,,,,oooohhhh you are the one who has my glass slippers,,?,,,,,gotcha :D~~~~~~~~very amusing and entertaining story.

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09:38 Apr 13, 2021

1) (eh, sorry for the late replay, I was, er, sleeping Lol). Well, I am pretty much content with the fact that you ARE talking, like with more than three sentences, cool. eh, pretty sure you are not flattering me?, I donโ€™t see the point of anyone flattering me, but If you were, I would be flat as a pancake right now. Lol

Itโ€™s like we are REALLY REALLY different and also a bit the same at the same time, weird. Tho idk if Iโ€™ll make a good friend to anyone, like idk Iโ€™m honest, like only when I shouldNโ€™T be honest. I am too honest. I am too stupid. I am too weird.

Canโ€™t understand the oop part lol

2) eh, my teachers would like my essays if they could understand something. My comparisons and ideas are beyond weird. And they might need a translator if itโ€™s handwritten, my handwriting sucks

He he, if someone monitored my thoughts while doing tricky math it would be like

โ€œeh this is hard

Arh, thatโ€™s totally not how itโ€™s done I guess

Will this way work?

I guess I should start over

Oh cool almost done

60? Bananas are 60% genetically same to humans, right?

Eh, most times both species have the same amount of wit

Tho sometimes bananas are kinda yuck

But why are banana peels slippery?

And why does vampires sleep in coffins? Isnโ€™t it too cramped, I would prefer beds.

Wait, what was I doing?โ€

2.5?) this getting really sophisticated XD, i wouldnโ€™t stalk this comment thread for sure if I was a comment stalker.

Ya, you explained that where I wouldโ€™ve been like a dinosaur doing pirate talk, tho I really donโ€™t want to meet my Jurassic era. (eh, that.... made no sense)

3) Whoโ€™s wearing a checkered shirt?, em, I guess Binx? (sarcasm, sarcasm) XD
Well, checkered shirts are classic Lol

modern dark academia? that's like oxymoron-ish

eh, I can understand now but warning, if you continue like this I might become really oblivious. Like I am more like wear the first thing I grab, I might believe you if you said that my wardrobe is Narnia, like, itโ€™s a total mess, last time I went digging to find something โ€˜decentโ€™ for a family reunion, I found a blue skinny jeans with the shopping tags intact, like Iโ€™ve no idea where that came from! For all I know, there might be ghosts and ghouls and outdated chocolate bars in there.

Eh, I had a faded blue to black ombre shirt but it got too faded, and it also shrunk (or I grew lol) but itโ€™s somewhere buried in there, I donโ€™t feel like throwing it away, um, nostalgia or something

Uh, *shrugs*

4) Yo-ho-ho me matey, avast, ya donโ€™t belong in the seas of lameness, yerr smart as paint. Aye, the lamest me is. Sail elsewherrre buccaneerrrr! Arrr

5)um, Idk, tarot cards sound really interesting rn, I really want a reading lol (arh, add that to the list, I am too naggy.)

6) eh, from where in the seven worlds did this come from? (so lets make this the uno +4 card, uh, or no)

7) ok, valid question- have you ever heard those words in yur life? Lol

XD

Ya, mostly everyone is like that, but what would ranters do if there were no listeners? Lol

Em, like itโ€™s not that I rant to someone if I donโ€™t like them, I just donโ€™t care about what they have to say. Like, typically I rant when I like someone but usually I rant for other reasons too, but I will only listen if I like the person, or if I am still in โ€˜judgingโ€™ phase, or if I really need the subject the teacher is teaching lol. I guess ranting would be like the key thing in my type, heh, actually I never have thought there will be like a certain โ€˜typeโ€™ for me but there is I guess, especially when I look at me crushes, itโ€™s like patterned, weird

8?) eh, I am pretty sure I would screw up anything like that, not that I canโ€™t act, Iโ€™m creeeeeepy lol, tho I can never get that serious, like I am too clumsy and lazy

Wait itโ€™s pretty easy to change style/genre in drawing and writing I guess, but...., can you actually change, like types of roles in acting? Like arh doesnโ€™t that end up kinda repetitive? Idk sounds hectic but I really donโ€™t know. what part do you usually get.. um.... grim reaper-y parts?

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1โ€ข Lol, u made a late reply? I mean, I think at least part of our sleep cycles overlaps, I guess. I mean, I would have been sleeping if I wasn't literally just staring at my ceiling. I wish I had my own room; then I'd be able to stare up at the ceiling, blare music and just start screaming with the string lights on. Instead, it's all just blank.
Yes, like I know I need friends and people around me that are more grounded than me, but at the same time, it's so annoying bc like... idk, it's hard. Like, I want someone who's able to talk intellectually and in-depth with me, but also not be inside their heads the entire time. I guess it's hard to please me, lol
I just say oop whenever ... I guess it's just me throwing my thoughts away. People often tell me I'm too serious and stuff, so I add a few lols and oops so they know I'm kinda just... normaL? At least, as normal as I can get.
2โ€ข My handwriting is probably worse. Why are so many good writers suffering from shitty handwriting? It's actually pretty weird if you think about it.
I'd love if someone could like monitor my thoughts because then they'd hear everything I usually can't tell them. But they'd also hear some pretty weird stuff too...
Sophisticated? Lol... I wouldn't say that, but definitely filled with enough like inside jokes and stuff that it'd be pretty weird for someone to look in on, lol
3โ€ข I will fight you and your wardrobe, I swear. And I will win.
On a very side note, I require what music you listen to, lol. I wanna make another themed playlist, and Idk what to make it themed after.
4โ€ข I think you'd be really great at cringy pick up lines, lol. Something like "I can replace ur x, and you won't even ask y". I'm trying to think of a pirate themed one.. hmmm
5โ€ข I'll try to do a reading rn for you, but idk if it'll work

Okay, your past is the four of cups, normal. This means that in the past, you may have been apathetic or disinterested in an opportunity. You should try to learn from that and take some chances. Switch it up a little and be dynamic and try to work on connections with people.
OOOP YOUR PRESENT IS THE DEVIL. Okay... don't freak out bc those cards aren't always bad. In this spread of cards, it most likely means that your fears might be in control of your life. They might be driving your reactions, and you should try to focus a little energy to fixing that. You're most likely attracted to someone, and you have to look into the situation; you have to make sure you like them for who they are and not for sex or anything else.
Your future is a little less scary, lol. Seven of Swords. This means that before you go into a difficult question about something, you should think a little. You could be making a great decision soon, as long as you prepare a little for it.

Well, I think that isn't THAT bad, lol. I mean, basically, just take a few risks, but make sure you absolutely want what you're getting or at least know what you're getting in return. The devil also represents gambling and deals, and seeing how it's your only major arcana, you should prepare for a high-risk, high-reward situation.
6โ€ข welp. do you know the game "uno flip"?
7โ€ข Um... no?
Hehe, I think everyone has a type, lol. I've probably described my type to you 999999 ways (remember when I talked about the character I simp for? lol)
8โ€ข Well, I guess I'm spreading out a little in terms of what parts I'm getting. However, I keep getting the villain that isn't that.. fun. My first major role was a little different, with basically a pathetic guy who became kinda depressed when his fiance left. And then I played a VICE principal who told kids the words they had to spell in a spelling bee musical (don't ask). My character had to be dragged out at one point and beat to the ground bc he was yelling at the children. Fun guy.
Now I'm playing an alleged murderer and death. Honestly, they're absolutely the most boring roles I've ever played. I very much dislike playing them. I also kinda want a gay part bc every role I've done is absolutely straight, and in most of them, they are basically just like unable to get their loves. I think one of the roles I'd love to have is either the Squip from "Be More Chill" (Basically, this voice inside the main character's head in the form of a pill he took. It's supposed to make him cooler and stuff, but it wants to take over the world) or Dr Callaghan from Legally Blonde (Professor that is kinda... inappropriate with one of his students. Idk... he's a terrible, terrible guy, but until he basically tells the main character that she can only join his law firm if she has sex with him, he's actually fun and not even that terrible of a guy. He basically kicks people out of his classes and only accepts the best).

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12:58 Apr 14, 2021

1) hm, like do you sleep at a certain time? Like I once had a insomnia phase and since my sleeping cycle is in pieces. So, it depends.

Heh I think I am replying late a lot. (Heh it's itsy bitsy cousins and they are visiting (for something like a regional harvest celebration) and they read everything over my shoulder, like ALOUD! It gets weird (and cringifying))

Hm, you might need a noise insulated room for blasting music or screaming, why else would I still keep my earphones? (Eh my room is like an adapted guest room ie I have to pack everything and get kicked out of there and sleep on the couch when someone visits, like now)

Intellectually and in-depth? Like always? I guess no one gets into my head, there's no space, my head is crowded with junk.

Heh, when I started this 'texting' I was like fully grammatical paragraphs and all and I had no idea what lol was.

2) eh, my handwriting is not just shitty it's alien XD

Why would you want someone to hear thoughts that you can't tell them? That sounds like a paradox. You are kinda paradox-y

3) Blimey!, yey swashbuckler worthy of they kraken be ya, but sink mey if ya beat mey an me wardrobe.

3.1)hem, I listen to almost anything good like hem.....

But if you want a playlist idea I may have one, try Soundtracks! Like I love listening to soundtracks but nobody else actually does.... do ya?

4) idk..... I might crack up in the middle of that XD

Hm... "yur be mighty cool ya chill me bones!"? Too weird

"Blimey, forrr ya me cutlass face Davy Jones"? Heh not pick up-ly enough tho those rhyme, let's try 'em together

"Yur mighty cool ya chill me bones!
Blimey, forrr ya me cutlass face Davy Jones!"

Hmmm, pirate poetry pick-up lines, not bad....
But triple cringey lol

5) hm... the past is kinda correct...

He he, you are freaking out more than me! Like I might faint if I hear something like 'angel' (cool, it's not there in tarot lol) but devil's more like, heh, k. Arh, idk I guess right or me life is controlled by chocolate, fears or chocolate it is.

But is my 'conscious mind' supposed to know? Idk if I am attracted to anyone but looking back, it takes almost months for me to realise about even me crushes.

Seven of swords, I like the ring. Great decision? I hope so, I am rotting of boredom.

Eh, I am not trying to be rude but that sounded really... general, em like idk not that particular, bah I suck

6) ya, which is basically uno with the flip cards

7)he he, ya... but only like 9999 times XD

How do I find my type? By analyzing crushes or somethin'? Lol

8) hm, who called that guy Wise? Lol wait isn't that where you said that the second act gets really gay?

Death.... like how do you do it? I could do something boring for like 30 seconds.... he he makes me remember something horrendously crazy, idk if it was 5th grade or 6th grade, the time when me class was divided into four groups and was said to put up a play just for the class, like for teamwork marks or something I can't remember, like, everyone took a part from some English lesson and Oh god I am still cracking up about that, like everything went flop for my team and at the last moment I came up the worst idea ever, the play was titled "how to flop a teamwork assignment" and everyone acted their own parts (I was this kid in the corner who spent half of the time reading a book and the rest shouting nonsense ideas) at last it ended in a tragic minute of everything falling apart and i made someone hold up a board saying "CONNECTION LOST DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, YOU ARE STUCK WITH THIS ENDING, THE END." Like that was the lamest but even the teacher laughed so no worries XD oh my

Squip sounds cool, like the classic taking over the world, but still cool

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1: You didn't know what lol meant? Lol... that definitely was yeeted once you met me... LOL. I think I overuse lol because of what I said above; without the word, people think I'm way more serious than I actually am... I guess it's a curse of being an actually half decent writer?
Regional harvest festival? Those... I guess we don't have those here. I've always wanted to live somewhere where things actually matter and happen. Instead, the last important thing that happened was when rich old guys tried to make a casino and take down like miles of forest for it. And you know... do we really need a casino? It's not like I live in the middle of nowhere, but my town isn't like me; it's not a town for dreamers, it's for the solidity of the world to fall on your shoulders. And some days, I can't wait to just get out.
2: I don't know if it's an insult that I'm a paradox... or if it means that I have layers (INsert shrek reference). I mean, I guess I am a massive paradox. I like having a plan, but I also throw that plan away at any notion of fear that it might not work. I guess I'm just weird.
I'd want people to hear the things I'm afraid to tell them so that I don't have to tell them, I guess. Idk, it's really hard to explain, so I'll just sum it up by screaming.
3: Ooh, soundtracks are cool. As a theatre nerd, I have to love soundtracks. I don't want to sounds like an aBsOluTe NeRd, but I have the undertake soundtrack saved... idk I used to like it a lot. I think my favorite soundtracks have to be like steven universe and the other shows from around that time (star vs forces of evil, adventure time... owl house? Disney channel and cartoon network shows with gay characters, lol)
4: Pirate poetry? Lol, that must be a thing now.
The first one... chilling bones? uh... sounds very... weird... lol
I don't even know what to say about the second one...
Then again, I was the one who just tried a MATH THEMED pickup line.
And I'm not even good at math.
5: You think you're more like the devil than an angel? Idk, you seem nice enough... but the devil's are much more interesting, especially in the tarot card. Luckily for you, angel tarot cards don't exist; you might find the high priestess or the star. I think tarot cards are technically occult or something and that person who likes heaven or something aren't supposed to use them... but they aren't THAT impure. I know a lot of things that use "The world" as a substitute for god, but in a corrupt way. Idk, it's very weird.
Lol, same with the crushes, but once again, I contradict myself; I'm always either jumping randomly from different crushes, but then sometimes, it takes me months to realize it. And by then, they stop caring.
I think it'd be a lot less general if like... idk I'm very inept at Tarot Cards right now. if I did a full reading with you in front of me and enough about your background, I could bend the cards around you. Of course, it always makes me uncomfortable to do that anyway because even though I often find no qualms about lying, it feels weird to lie about someone else's fate. It's always better to take Tarot Cards as advice than actual future reading, to be honest.
6: Yesss. Uno flip is so chaotic... the orange cards look like basketballs... but that's probably just me.
7: Well... I guess it's weird to find types. You could analyze crushes... but it's also very like... innate? Idk, some people just don't have types. Meanwhile, I have the most specific type possible, lol (I mean... with guys I have a specific type... not with girls though. Hm...)
8: It gets kinda gay, but that's a lot of musicals, lol. It's because one of the contestants has two gay fathers and they become actual characters.
You actually did that? Oh wow, lol. I can only imagine the chaos during that play. Did you end up getting a good grade, or whatever? Lol... oh my god I need to use that in my life now. Like, the best school assignments are the worst ones.
Death? I mostly just stand there, lol.

Okay, so in the book of Be more Chill (Squip musical), the squip ends up malfunctioning and not working, which makes the mc look like a loser, and then the mc shuts it down.
In the musical, they assumed that even though the ending was good, it wouldn't work. SO then the immensely chaotic song "The Play" was created... I'm gonna shove the link in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZSEPabEuHE

Lol

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12:36 Apr 15, 2021

1) Ya... me friend did laugh out loud when I asked about that that day.... eh humiliating lol. But I do know now. โ€œAn actually half decent writerโ€ that phrase has a cool ring.

Ya... Idk if it can be said to be like an important happening. Like itโ€™s a harvest festival....

Eh I have no idea it they needed a casino butโ€” like why did they have to destroy that much forest? Donโ€™t care if I sound like a wimpy environmentalist or anything but... Idk all of it is getting kinda too much... like if you are gonna comment that global warming and deforestation stuff is childish..., well I just hope that you donโ€™t. Floods and avalanches are getting drastic year by year, huge floods havenโ€™t reached this region but I just hope that me and me house will be here even after this august, rain is getting really disturbed. And then people say that climate change is a joke, just great.

Itโ€™s not that I want to do sage talk on you, but I guess itโ€™s all perspective, there is no place particularly for dreamers, I actually sometimes wonder how I survive here, but if you are destined to be a dreamer, you can make any place dream with you, just get to know the place better.

My town is like... well itโ€™s practically a village in the middle of urbanisation, complete with creepy bugs and stupid power cuts, but there is something about the chaos that I like, now that itโ€™s actually getting more urbanised, Iโ€™m missing the old village I knew and apparently hated.

I donโ€™t know who said that every child dreamed of growing up, I had always been terrified of growing up, eh too much stupid nightmares and thoughts.

So, eh, I know this is the techno era and now covid is here, so dang me for being the really brainless advice giver, but get to know the place, every place is like a person, and you might actually miss it once you get out. =)

2) idk, sorry if it felt that way, I am obsessed with paradoxes, so I thought that it wonโ€™t be anything like nasty.

Tho your planning doesnโ€™t sound that paradox-y, it actually sounds like my type of planning. Like I spend hrs planning and at last be like โ€œmy gut says to go with my gutโ€ and the plan is forgotten, weird lol. You ARE weird (ahem, I am the we-ear-dust) heh, ordinary has always been out of fashion

Oh..., oh!, like you want them to know it but you canโ€™t actually tell it. Eh, thatโ€™s exactly what you told me at first, proves how much of a blockhead I am lol. Heh, you mean you are screaming at me or smthinโ€™?

3) I think almost all of that are in my playlist, but I actually dunno what all are in there, last time I clicked shuffle, Jurassic park and then the old Star wars came up. And soundtracks ARE cool, he he cool to find someone else who listens to soundtracks!

4) ok, ok, maybe I should translate,

Yur mighty cool ya chill me bones!
Blimey, forrr ya me cutlass face Davy Jones!

means that-

You are so cool that you make me feel at home,
Omg, for you I can even sword-fight the spirit of death!

Eh, that feels soooo cringy when I put it without the pirate accent, I guess Iโ€™ll stick to pirate talk rather than romantic poetry Lol

Eh you are saying that to the person who havenโ€™t known the multiplication tables for their entire life (I hope no teacher is reading over yur shoulder, thatโ€™s like teacher-secret lol)

5) hm, you never know... actually, just think about it, am I more like the angel; or like the devil?

Like high priestess/star means angelic-ness or somethinโ€™?

Em, ya true, sometimes I even have two-three crushes together, cringe, and the second scenario makes me feel... stupid. Lol But if there is anything hard to define, it would be love XD

I scarcely lie, but I always twist the idea of being honest, he he that sounds evil. Hem..., what do you know about me?, (like other than most of my personality, or all of it) I just read through this full comment thread (oh my so long) and... just realised, I hold on to me past habits.... However I really donโ€™t sound how I am supposed to sound, like thisโ€™s how I really sound, but it doesnโ€™t sound like how I would sound if I was the perfect copy of who I am? Welp, itโ€™s like if I am filtering my talk when I am not filtering my talk! Why is it like that?

Eh, who says I might have this โ€˜futureโ€™, who knows, the ceiling might collapse and I might die right now. Or more logically, I am feeling really sick, horrendously high fever, if itโ€™s something like covid, Iโ€™m a dead fool ranting, my lungs are just the lousiest. So, em, if I donโ€™t reply for two weeks or somethinโ€™, consider me dead, that k?

6) you know what? You basically creep me out sometimes, I had to read that sentence twice, like I thought that it was just me who thought so, actually apparently I was, until you said that.

Uno flip somehow usually ends up with me winning, soo Iโ€™ll agree Lol

7) Eh, I donโ€™t think that I have a gender specific type or anything, hm, I did analyse lol, here are the results (statistics are confidential lol)

#My crushes are all introverts? How come I never noticed THAT? Like they were ALL kinda sour and quite. And introvert-ism looks like the most important trait, like if a person was extrovert and checked the next two criteria they were more like just friends. Eh, thatโ€™s not boggling but the fact that I didnโ€™t notice that....

#My crushes were mostly childishly and cheeky when known, like think stupid puns, nicknames, inside jocks and more cheesy stupid-ness. And had the ability to talk with me when I was not filtering my talk, ie. Eh thatโ€™s hard to explain

#My crushes still talked about serious/intellectual/philosophical things now and then, like were not total brainless dumpos and liked to stand on their opinions

Cool, I just found my type lol

8) Oh my, like, it, I am still cracking about the play!

Like second best grade, one group actually pulled it off (dang the nerds!) but the other two teams went flop. It was sooo weird, like mixed up with chaotic arguments and stupid sayings and snape dialogues and whatever tf that actually happened with all those getting more stupid, actually, I think that our play would have been a humongous letdown if we actually did the play instead of doing what happens around a play. Like with crack heads who overreact (like which actual broken hearted person will say senseless Shakespeare?) for every role and over-stressing team leaders and bookworms who trip and then crack up (that was not me! Seriously, do I look like the person who trip over because I was reading someone elseโ€™s library book? (and it was borrowed!, to be put back in itโ€™s place before anybody even realises that I canโ€™t keep my hands off stuff like fantasy books lying around! Oop) Believe it! XD) and all the chaos just made it reach another level Lol

(ok, donโ€™t shove things, they may feel bad) That is chaotic, seriously the full thing is chaotic, like so I canโ€™t blame it for being chaotic.

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12:43 Apr 16, 2021

1) Oh, sorry, I am just so numb โ€˜cause everyone scoffs when I say that, I really didnโ€™t mean to be rude or anything. Arh, I should stop leaping before I look. Ya, most people are bah, theyโ€™re just gah. I just hope that itโ€™s possible to stop the world from being set on fire, or from being sunken in water. (Like the fire part is the most relatable one, but Iโ€™m more familiarised with floods, but of course, summers are getting unbearable). Humans are not even one of the older species so why are we so greedy, like just think about it, I wouldnโ€™t care much if the environment was destroyed a little (ONLY a little) for understandable needs, not for this much insatiability!

Well, this place is way more tropical, ok, the power cuts are insufferable! Lol, but the power cuts succeed in getting you to stroll out once in a while, and nothing beats fresh air, and seeing the little critters like squirrels, birds and snakes or even bats.

Na, yur made of cells and tissues, eh, tho donโ€™t be so miserable, all of yur dreams and words are meant to be spoken, well to any one at least, maybe you should try someone who you trust, who understands you or somethinโ€™.

2) Well, thatโ€™s just common attention seeking human behaviour, idk, actually being weird sometimes sucks, odd ones out is the really awesome slogan, right?

Ya, It sucks when people are so showy, like arh, it actually just makes me mad when people are downright โ€˜rudeโ€™ and then debate against โ€˜rudenessโ€™ and say that nobody must be โ€˜rudeโ€™, well hypocritical in general. I donโ€™t even know if I am that quirky, but I really am not after popularity, like a little appreciation doesnโ€™t hurt, but my motto would be something like โ€œItโ€™s not how much people whoโ€™ve met you likes you, itโ€™s how much people whoโ€™ve met you wants remember you that matter.โ€ Ackh, too idealistic or smthinโ€™ lol

3) You wrote an entire essay? Like, essays are over 1000 words...

Oh, I donโ€™t think I have heard that, hm, let me see...

4) Tho theyโ€™ll be great on cheap t-shirts Lol with skulls, maybe we should try other vibes, em, wizard/witch-y?

Heh, I really need to give โ€˜attentionโ€™ to maths, idk the problem with me, I always forget = or unit sings and the full thing goes flop, itโ€™s like going to a sword-duel, with all the skills, but forgetting the sword. Math is actually important for me, hm...

5) So is there a card for the other sins? (Wait, which were they? Greed, hm, anger?, ok, there are seven and I canโ€™t get past two, really gotta check my brain or somethinโ€™)

Hm..., I could be really annoying and cocky, well more annoying than cocky and all stupidly. XD You sure that you donโ€™t know what some cards mean because you sound like a geek (eh, sorry).

Ya, and itโ€™s utterly confusing, especially when two of my crushes have a crush on each other, the main problem with me being a bi: that always happen!, and thenโ€” wait, maybe I should just get a degree in the field of confusing crushes.

Eh, no, like for example If you ask me โ€œDo you like oranges?โ€ and I say โ€œI do like carrots.โ€
Firstly, itโ€™s not lying.
Secondly, I did answer.
Thirdly, itโ€™s not lying.
But anyway, Iโ€™ve no problem with lying, survival traits lol

Welp, I shout out almost everything, use a lot of gestures, interrupt and have a thick ascent (eh, English is not my first language; I donโ€™t use it that much irl except academics) but other than that (thatโ€™s a lot) this is the same as how I talk. (For me filtering = kicking out the crazy parts and trying to sound human, usually done while meting new humans, makes sense?) but.... I was telling that when I am talking now (eh, typing here?) Iโ€™m not filtering but..... I am also not sounding how Iโ€™m (stereotypically) supposed to sound, but...... Arh, fuck stereotypes I hate getting judged!

Peace!, Not Dead Yet!
Idk, I think that itโ€™s kinda better than getting killed in a car crash or smthinโ€™, like death by sickness gives time to adapt to facts. (Btw not saying that shivering and headaches and loneliness is a very blissful combination, fevers are like curses on wrists and angles and will and even if I donโ€™t think that Iโ€™ve covid yet, I feel like blaming it for so many stupid things like bad quality valentineโ€™s day chocolates, hm, and I thought that my brain couldnโ€™t get lamer)

6) Thatโ€™s not fair! I am supposed to be the person who creeps people out! *almost evil laugh* *cough* *cough* eh my voice is getting too cocky for it, dang the fever lol

7)Em..., you have to decide, lemons are like sour and sweet but limes are sour and bitter and smaller and greener Lol. Hello!, side of you, which is like gbyfeiuawojqsfyghguyqpo (you need a better name, thatโ€™s so hard to pronounce Lol)

Talking to two people at once is kinda like speaking with two languages, and when youโ€™ve done that, you will understand that talking to two people is worse. Why do you want someone to be cynical?, being cynical wears you out.

He he I am so tone-deaf I canโ€™t even sing the itsy-bitsy spider without it sounding too melodramatic or rock, Iโ€™ve no idea how I do it. And the only thing alive in me part of the garden is the poor ginger plant, hm, ginger smells great.

Uh..., the last think I wanna do is even see anyone exactly like me. (I said the same thing in a โ€˜debateโ€™ between me and me cousin and my mom said from the side โ€œoh, I thought that you had no idea how hard it is to tolerate a monkey.โ€ Just iconic -_- Lol)

Deep philosophical conversations? Heh, too hard to process for my brain right now, itโ€™s turning to rotten jelly. Microwaved marshmallow macaroni.

Wait, I forgot to ask, which emoji is this? ๐Ÿฆˆ (Insert the sob story about pulverised emoji files)

From what you said Iโ€™m gonna guess...., a rock?, someone with red hair?, or a shark? Eh I am so bad at guessing.

8) I had this weird habit of sleep-walking or somethinโ€™ while reading books, I couldnโ€™t literally sit still and read. (the said book was something about elemental samurais, Iโ€™ve no idea how I remembered that)

Eh?, *tries to look up at my own eyebrows and looks stupid* how do you know how my eyebrows look?

Vampire? Hm, pale skin, but I donโ€™t think brown hair is that typically vampire-ly.

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1โœจ Oh no, you literally rude at all. I think sometimes, you take things pretty like literal. Lol, you're fine. I mean, my country yeeted themselves from the Paris climate deal which was Ummm not good.
It's Robert frost; Do we perish from fire or ice? From burning the ozone layer or raising the waters? We get droughts here instead... it's annoying
Lol I think I'm too connected to the internet, especially because I love the rain, but I hate being out in it a lot of the time. Idk, I'm starting to not like the rain as much anymore. Maybe I'm becoming basic.
2โœจ Odd ones in, more like. Idk. Actually being weird is so much more fun than being normal, but then some people just abuse it.
I'm okay when people are showy; they just need to be cool about it. If they're always constantly cocky, I'd rather not associate with them. But being showy once in a while can be cool. I feel like I am sometimes, but then I'm also really withdrawn from conversations. Like, I think it depends on when someone catches me if I'm introverted or extroverted. I need someone to bring me up out of introversion, but I need them to keep me grounded at the same time. It's weird.

3โœจ You dare doubt that I wrote an entire essay? I'm in ap music theory too, so we write essays on songs all the time, lol

4โœจ We'll sell them and THEN WE SHALL OWN THE WHOLE WORLD like all onceler and stuff.
Wait.... please tell me u know the onceler. God, he was such a great villain, but then he was also like a shitty person.
Yeah; you forget literally one thing, and then it's all ruined

5โœจ No, they aren't actually called greed and stuff; they're more just called stuff like... um... well they're all sort of the sins. Like... the wheel of fortune could be wrath, but it's also temperance. I guess it depends (once again) on where and how you find me.
Annoying and cocky... I mean, you don't act like it that much here, but I could see it (no offense). It's just like my vanity, I guess.
Lol, I won't take offense if you change it to nerd; I think a nerd is at least a little cuter than geek, lol. Even the word sounds annoying.
YES all my crushes like each other. Or they'll overlap and all be exes. It's so annoying, bc most of my crushes were all in my drama club. That meant they had basically already dated each other.
Do you like oranges becoming do you like carrots? Lol, that's actually an interesting theory.
YOU think YOU use your hands a lot when you talk? Uh... lol no sweetie literally my hands are all over the place. It's insane, but it gets the job done when I'm acting.
I think I'd like to die from a car crash, but be conscious of it. Wait... that sounds bad. I mean... idk... is it wrong to say that I'd want to die from a suicide? I'm not even suicidal... I'd just want to know it was all me.
6โœจ Hope ur fever gets better, lol
7โœจ Limes are nasty, lol. I mean, they can taste good, but you have to look at it right. Also, limes have like way less metaphors.
That's my name now? Or do you mean my reedsy name is hard to pronounce? I mean... idk is English your first language? I've never actually thought of asking u that, lol.
Being a cynic... I guess I wouldn't want someone to be cynical to me... I'd rather them understand the fact that I'm a cynic, lol. I mean, I swear I'm a cynic, but I watch Disney movies and gush over romance. Maybe I'm just a walking contradiction.
I can't even sing at all... but my teacher swears that I have perfect pitch... maybe. But I'm not great at hearing everything in a song... and I used to have ear problems. It's weird, I guess. Ginger has a vibe... idk why. Maybe witchy vibe
Lol... deep philosophical conversations are fun, but even I get worn out. And then it becomes a meme, lol.

Shark :) Lol bc my pfp character has really sharp teeth, and so he's called "Baby Shark" by the fandom.

8โœจ Sleep walking and reading? Nope, never done that.
Elemental samurai? My brain is melting.

You told me about your eyebrows.... I think. OR MAYHAPS I AM A PSYCHIC... hmmm no.

Yeah... I'd probably have black hair if I was a vampire, lol. I've had people say I look like Edward Cullen.... hmmm but he looks way better. But I guess I can kinda see it

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16:31 Apr 16, 2021

1) Ya..., I do, but I don't know what to do about it, sometimes my brain is so dry nothing makes sense and sometimes i can compare blue flying leopards to pineapple pizza.

Droughts are annoying and floods are messy, like sisters and brothers.

Em, I don't understand the logic in this sentence "๐•ƒ๐• ๐• ๐•€ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•œ ๐•€'๐•ž ๐•ฅ๐• ๐•  ๐•”๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•Ÿ๐•–๐•”๐•ฅ๐•–๐•• ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•ฅ๐•–๐•ฃ๐•Ÿ๐•–๐•ฅ, ๐•–๐•ค๐•ก๐•–๐•”๐•š๐•’๐•๐•๐•ช ๐•“๐•–๐•”๐•’๐•ฆ๐•ค๐•– ๐•€ ๐•๐• ๐•ง๐•– ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ฃ๐•’๐•š๐•Ÿ" And my brain just stoped working. So, you are connected to the internet because you love the rain?

Sorry if my talking is rubbish, my brain feels like if it has disintegrated and I'm becoming the blanket monster.

2) idk, being weird is fun when you have the guts to do it.

I'm brutal with starting conversations and also ending them.

I think....

Arh, my brain is literally not working, I feel like screaming but I lost my voice. My head feels like lead. I feel like ranting so much but my brain can't produce words, so sorry, I am getting too pessimistic and sadistic and cynical to talk, I'll reply to the rest when I'm well again. Sorry.

don't forget the deadline, if i don't reply for two weeks, consider me dead.

Happy today...

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1ummm what am I putting this time I guess i have like stupid crush brain soo....
๐Ÿฆˆ ๐Ÿฆˆ ๐Ÿฆˆ ๐Ÿฆˆ ๐Ÿฆˆshark ๐Ÿฆˆ ๐Ÿฆˆ ๐Ÿฆˆ ๐Ÿฆˆ ๐Ÿฆˆ

1 ๐Ÿฆˆ Um... blue flying leopards to pineapple pizza? I could see those both on an inde record cover... so yeah.
Lol droughts are like siblings? These comparisons are crazy, but kinda perfect.
... did I write that? Bc I can't even understand it either... hehe.
I stay indoors even though I love the rain, lol.

I think it's okay if you think you can't respond. I'll eagerly wait for it (and for your next story... and for my stories bc who knows where those come from... not from me, obviously)

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13:27 Apr 19, 2021

Ahoy! Iโ€™m alive!

Howโ€™s Binx doing?

And seriously yur stories are awesome so if you are not writing them, can you tell me about the ghost? Or maybe itโ€™s that you have a special part of yur brain which is like โ€˜supreme lord of writing!!!!!โ€™ he he that would be cool, or maybe..., uh Iโ€™m going mad

1๏ถ Well, at least pineapple pizza is not that weird, like, Iโ€™ve eaten it at least twice.

Told you my comparisons are beyond weird (and that Iโ€™m annoying and cocky he he)

You wonโ€™t believe how much times Iโ€™ve looked at something Iโ€™ve written and said that to myself lol. Hm, I love the rain, it has so much personality, well staying indoors doesnโ€™t spoil the fun (that much), thereโ€™s a light rain here now anโ€”, wait, I guess I can hear a heavier rain coming, wait, wait..., three, two, one,
Wow, this is awesome! Rain is coming down like pebbles! This is the greatest vibe!

__10-15 minutes later I guess, I didnโ€™t check__

How do you define rain vibes? I really want to, itโ€™s so cool, hm...

2๏ถ Well, you do need guts if you wanna be weird. (and Iโ€™m weirdly hungry now, weird lol)

Em..., ya I guess being cocky once in a while is ok, like I wouldnโ€™t care much if I know someone and they are cocky for fun or like just for some time. But when people are like...... rich, apparently fabulous looking and nerdy queen-of-everything-girls (how DO they do it? And why is it never boys?) who wants to conquer the world, I........, em, better step aside.

Like..., you feel as if you want someone to ask you yur opinion, be interested in talking and be friendly and understanding; but not like as if they were interrogating you and being so hyper that you just canโ€™t keep up and it feels as if they are just talking for themselves so you feel kinda left out?

3 ๏ถ Iโ€™m not going to pretend that I understand ap much (itโ€™s only there there) and, please! Leave me alone! I am saluting you, I donโ€™t want essay nightmares!, essays kill me! Bah! Lol

4 ๏ถ Ya, like the best villains are the voraciously despicable ones.

You know what? At the beginning of time..., math was made..., to torture people into going insane! Lol

5 v Eh, ya, I just have a shitty vocabulary.

Hm, wheel of fortune can be wrath? The major arcane is kinda wild I guess lol

Well, Iโ€™m not like โ€˜the graceful angelโ€™ I guess, and no offence taken, like I am the person who shouted out that Iโ€™m annoying and cocky! and Iโ€™m also vain; annoying, cocky, idiotic AND vain, like not about appearances or anything, more vain about me personality, like Iโ€™m even kinda narsistic, but I also self criticise a lot, like a LOT, Itโ€™s like Iโ€™m the narsistc self-critique, em..., Iโ€™m not making sense, am I? Ya Iโ€™m not making sense.

Nerd is cuter than geek? Well kinda. Ok then, you are being named โ€œThe Nerd Author of the era (whoโ€™s also a liโ€™l bit lame)โ€

YES basically if you plot my crushes as points and tried to draw a chart it would look like a spider web! Itโ€™s so confusing that I almost decide that I donโ€™t need any more crushes and then, and then, I notice someone dreamlike! Just. Not. Fair!!! Lol

For all I know, you might be the smartest mind of the century, but you are HIGHLY mistaken there bro, HIGHLY, people who knows me takes two steps back when I start to talk, you will NEVER out-gesture me, NEVER. Lol

It would actually be cool if death came and said โ€œhey bud, wait what was yur name again?, anyway, dude, yur gonna die in seven days, be prepared! Be prepared...! Be pre..pared!...., wait how did that become scarโ€™s song?

Ya, suicide is kinda like, โ€˜Iโ€™m in controlโ€™, that thought is reassuring. Eh, ok, I am sounding weird, donโ€™t go suicide now, you have a series (and a book and whatever tf that is actually there, hm studies?) to complete! He he I had a habit of writing down ways I could die at the moment in a book, it would be funny to hunt it down now.

6 v Hm.., I was so bored I tried to do a uno reading (kina tarot reading for myself with uno cards, yaaaa, it was insane), well it was so cool, I had to look up some number and colour meanings and then I basically became insane enough to do it, like it was like

Past: a blue skip ( hm..., blue means sadness? Or calmness? And skip means.... skip. So I skipped things in my past because I was too sad or calm? Eh, it creeps me out โ€˜cause thatโ€™s kinda right.)

Present: my present is... Wild? Seriously? Lol thatโ€™s so accurate that I am cracking up.

Future: now letโ€™s see, hm..., my future is... PLUS FOUR WILD? Eh... I... shouldโ€™ve known.

7 v No, I said that โ€˜gbyfeiuawojqhdqqofโ€™ is hard to pronounce Lol, tho English is not my first language, I donโ€™t even use English that much. basically why my vocabulary is like a underfed penguin and also why I donโ€™t curse that much in English (I am pretty sure that you noticed both of that) like, is my English weird or smthinโ€™? I hope not.

and โ€˜Ethanโ€™ is a kinda not-that-unheard-of name like, itโ€™s like, em, โ€˜thanksโ€™? Ethanks? Weird but that has a ring to it Lol

And.... Ethan is one of me favourite character in PJO! (remember the son of nemesis who first double-crossed the good side (resulted in a smashed nose) and then double-crossed the bad side? (em, that resulted in a โ€˜heroic deathโ€™), he wore an eye patch, was interested in equality and was kinda double-cross-y.)

Maybe you do have a perfect pitch? Like you could try singing, you know, like, you have done musicals, right? Hm, I do have a hearing problem, and also a balancing problem, thatโ€™s why I am no good at almost any sport, but I canโ€™t go around saying a reason for everything or people will think that I made it up.

Hm..., you have a garden?

Ya, dude, you told me that once, what I meant is that emojies are not loading in this thing! Iโ€™ve gone emoji blind! Arh! Lol

8 v Hm, read-walking actually ended up crazy sometimes, I think it is one of my weirdest habits, the other one is me cracking up.

Ok, psychic, so how do my eyebrows look?

Hm.., you look like Edward Cullen? Like with cheek-bone-y face and all?

Well, I look like..., eh, em, eh.... a tiger cub? Okay......(ok, me, you are humiliating myself, seriously? A tiger cub?) I donโ€™t look THAT much like a tiger cub, but I do have an oblong face and I have black-brown eyes..., or maybe I look like a vulture... or a fox? Or an awfully stupid human?

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Daniel R. Hayes
06:18 May 09, 2021

โœ Hi there!!

I thought this was great. I'm not sure why you think it's lame, you should be proud of your work :)

You said that this story was old, but isn't it great when you can go back to a story and use it for one of these prompts.

I thought this story was good, I thought it was a unique take on the classic tale. I also liked the style in which you wrote this. Everyone has there own style of writing, and you did a great job here!!

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12:43 May 09, 2021

Well, I still have a long way to go to become a good author!

Thank you very much!, yes it's hard to find your ideal style sometimes.

Happy Today!

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Daniel R. Hayes
16:13 May 09, 2021

I thought that way when I first started writing. Sometimes I still think that way, but I truly believe the more we write the better we get. That's why I write soooo much ;)

I like your stories, that's why I keep reading them, and you have shown a lot of improvement!!!

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Palak Shah
19:40 Apr 28, 2021

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Great story and this was so hilarious. I like the way that you have used the prompt and the idea is fab. Well done
Could you please also read my story if possible :))

~Palak :))

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Angel {Readsy}
23:42 Apr 22, 2021

I sprinkle the fairy dust on your story now it has reached galaxy and 7th sky

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Angel {Readsy}
23:42 Apr 22, 2021

I have designed new Cinderella glass slippers, well if you be very kind enough please read my story I need to talk to a fairy

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17:57 Apr 25, 2021

Oh my god, my clocks are against me... fairies! help me reach the magnificent tale

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Angel {Readsy}
00:48 Apr 26, 2021

You want be to write Cinderella new designed glass slippers

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โ„๐•’๐•ก๐•ก๐•ช ๐•‹๐• ๐••๐•’๐•ช!
:)

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Angel {Readsy}
17:17 Apr 19, 2021

Sorcerer ? Is it your nick

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Angel {Readsy}
14:31 Apr 19, 2021

"Cinderella BANGED her hand on the table", ooooh, you are the one who has my glass slippers ? gotcha.:D ... It..cherished me

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16:03 Apr 20, 2021

Thank you so much!

Lol, no the the glass slippers are banished from this kingdom.

Happy Today!

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Angel {Readsy}
08:23 Apr 21, 2021

But I need my glass ,

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