Flyin' Scion Hawaiian

Edgy, yet fun too.

He was raised on TV reruns of The Lone Ranger (1949–1957). Narrator: "A fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust and a hearty, 'Hi Yo Silver!' The Lone Ranger!" Lone Ranger: "Hi Yo Silver, away!" Narrator: "With his faithful Indian companion Tonto, the daring and resourceful masked rider of the plains led the fight for law and order in the early west. Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear. The Lone Ranger rides again!"—Opening Narration "He helped us, and we don't even know his name. Who was that masked man?" "Don't you know? He's the Lone Ranger!" 

Kāne Kumulipo studied sets so alien from his area landscape they may as well be on Mars. Arizona: Sonoran Desert, Sierrita Mountains, Tucson Mountains, Old Tucson, Ironwood Forest National Monument, Cudia City Studios, Saguaro Cacti, Utah: Kanab Movie Ranch, California: Melody Ranch, Ray Corrigan Ranch, Simi Valley, Lone Pine, Newhall, Columbia State Historic Park & all over LA. Clear skies & wide-open spaces were normal in the wild west. 

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0041038/locations

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Jay Silverheels got skeptically amused at those fooled by silly masks, silver bullets & all that Hi Yo Silver, away-ing. He played sidekick to Clayton Moore's Lone Ranger on TV. Tonto, allegedly an amalgam of Potawatomi, Comanche, Blackfoot, Southern Ute, Ojibwe, Cree, Huron, Algonquian, Athabaskan, Navajo, Mohawk, Seneca, Wendigo, Yeti, Skin-walker & Owl, in Italian, Portuguese, and Spanish translates as dummy, moron or fool. Known for his terse dialog, he thrilled audiences with lines like, "You are alone now. Last man. You are lone ranger.", "Him say man ride over ridge on horse." & repeatedly "Um, that right, Ke-mo sah-bee." Don't believe the pidgin hype, Jay was one shrewd oohed clued dude. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Silverheels

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ke-mo_sah-bee

https://medium.com/@nathanielhebert/hi-yo-silver-hi-ho-silver-and-the-murky-history-of-the-lone-rangers-catchphrase-9860e4433f23

Kāne inherited the Navajo Code Talkers Messaging Service, along with about 700 homing pigeons, but he dreamt of his own drone Space Force. Walmart had them from $9 kid toys to $1,985 big kid toys plus $119 shipping so he ordered one of each & soon amassed hundreds. Advertising services from custom photography to playdates to industrial espionage, he learned what could & couldn't be done legally, ethically & profitably for environment works, archaeology, mining, property management, construction, film making, fire fighting, site surveying, sports, marketing, parcel deliveries, imaging structures, precision agriculture, family fun, lighting concert shows, stockpile counting, weather patterns, conservation, insurance, search & rescue, policing & much more. His favorite gizmos were his secret micro drone swarm. Ethical droning wasn't nearly as exciting. For a few weeks, Kāne freely flew his mechanical menagerie nightly on several reconnaissance missions over nearby beaches under the radar. Occasionally, he caught babes moon-bathing, couples snogging or nudists surreptitiously skinny-dipping. King Kong Kung Flu for a while, eventually he was caught, fined & license suspended, his illegal Space Force confined. For 1,000 hours, he policed beach litter in the sun as his community service. 

https://i.imgur.com/HBBtVwf.jpg

https://www.walmart.ca/browse/electronics/drone-drone-accessories/10003-6000196508358

US military micro drone swarm: 

https://www.dvidshub.net/video/504622/perdix-swarm-demo-oct-2016

In October, Trump Bland Produx acquired an AI firm by a tenant default. The HardLicker52510 series of sex androids accept voice commands & directions better than 'real' men & come in a wild variety of shapes, sizes, colors, flavors & languages, all with adjustable speeds, intelligence & machismo levels. They're the most genuine anthropomorphic manlike models designed yet, developed by R. Chandra & Noonien Soong of HAL 9000 & Data/Lore fame with bio-latex silica gel for ultra-realistic feeling. Customize & accessorize your A.I. Bo today!

https://youtu.be/i7W4ZOUfWWU 

It's widely rumored Trump kept a defective copy of a Sarah Palin economy model hidden in his closet to berate, abuse & humiliate when he was excessively stimulated, which was most of the time. 

Homo Sacer, bigliest ass to assume the presidency, Viscount of Discount, Miss Count of Orange's Beast caravan circus carnival alit in Honolulu for a rally outside Waikīkī's Trump Hotel, with monster D'ump trucks & flags, honking & snarling traffic. To give GOP a new meaning, a Gay Old Pride parade was rerouted accidentally on purpose to 223 Saratoga Rd. Despite a sign clearly advising multi-ton loads to use the freight elevator, to announce his return to the complaint trail the Donald fell down the hotel's Styrofoam & bamboo stairway, but only damaged it & his obese ego, due to the Styrofoam. He blamed Antifa, of course. In his rigged beauty pageant for VP, the 4 Cowgirls of the Amockalypse preselected were Nikki Haley, Candace Owens, Tulsi Gabbard & Kristi Noem, token Sikh, Black, American Samoan & Snow Queen Gnome. Ivanka was the titular Veep candidate. The Mexican government couldn't find any of Trump's wall, since Steve Bannon cut it up & sold it off as scrap crap souvenirs. 

https://www.oxfordreference.com/view/10.1093/oi/authority.20110803095943431

Mayor Blangiardi & Governor Ige both asked if Kāne could clean up that mess too. Their new 'zoo poo czar' flew his fleet to the scene, as Agolf Twitler whipped fanatics into a frenzy over RINO-DINO pedo deep state baby slayer gun ban satanic cults in a clear case of demonic projection, all the while YMCA-dancing to court gay voters. Drones formed a large 'L' in front of him & blared "YOU LIE, LOSER!" from hundreds of speakers, shorting out & silencing the rally sound system. Dildo Dondi's rage spawned an aneurysm from bone spurs to toupee, splitting him like a yuge yam zit & spewing orange puss. The Sultan of Sweat Satan himself exited the carcass shrieking, "I quit, this scumbag is worse than I could ever be!" Just like that, the hellhound was gone & peace on Earth was nigh. Deprived of their depraved Nero, the crude crowd turned to Roger Stone, a power behind the thrones of Nixon, Reagan, Bushes & Trump, as well as Kemp & Dole. Another hero zero Ron DeSantis was offered, but that Truman Show house product failed to fill D'ump's clown shoes so they swore off the evangelist 'cruel-aid' & returned to reality. 

Jack Carlton Moore was born in Chicago, a circus acrobat by age 8, graduated from Stephen K. Hayt Elementary School, Sullivan Junior High School & Senn High School on Chicago's far North Side, a trapeze act in 1934, did stunt work, modeling & had 4 wives. In his 1996 autobiography I Was That Masked Man, he noted being persuaded around 1940 to adopt the stage name Clayton. In 1949, Moore did 11 films & starred in the TV series The Lone Ranger. A few funny stories are on his Wikipedia page. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clayton_Moore

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https://corporate.walmart.com/newsroom/2021/06/17/walmart-invests-in-droneup-the-nationwide-on-demand-drone-delivery-provider

The First Space Ace

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/air-space-magazine/first-space-ace-180968349/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solwind

The Pretty Reckless - Got So High (Official Music Video)

https://youtu.be/4tGfNW_RgXI