Arch Rivals Trek

This piece is a bit risqué racy, but not too lurid or tawdry. 

Picard: "Captain's Log, Stardate 41636.9. Our away team has beamed down to an unusual matriarchal society on Angel One, where the female is as aggressively dominant as the male gender was on Earth for thousands of years. Here, the female is the hunter, soldier, larger and stronger than the male, a local arrangement most considered sensible and natural." 

http://www.chakoteya.net/NextGen/115.htm

"Amber Alert! All decks, Amber Alert! All personnel report to Security for Iris ID." 

Picard: "Captain's Log, supplemental. In what may or may not be related, key female crew members are MIA/AWOL. Commander Data is on the case." 

Data: "Hey Google, Alexa-Echo, Bing ChatGPT-4, Bixby, Assistant, Cortana, Celia, Cleverbot, Claude-2, Jasper AI, Siri, Find key ship female personnel." 

AI in Lwaxana Troi voice: "Working... Key female crew members are on Holodeck 9. Do you want a full list?" 

Data: "Affirmative." 

AI in Lwaxana Troi voice: "Working... 

Lt. Cmdr. Jolene Lovell ... (beta shift cmdr.) ... (Human / F) (=/\=)

Lt. (JG) Tessa Kensington ... (PAO) ... (Human / F) (SC) -- (BIO)

Ensign Cassie Queen ... (PAO) ... (Human / F) (SC) -- (BIO)

PO2 Brina Barnett ... (PAO/ deck cook) ... (Human / F) (NPC)

Crewman Jessika Gates ... (assistant cook) ... (Human / F) (NPC)

Lt. (JG) Robina Ray ... (diplomat) ... (Human / F)

Ensign Evelyn Pollock ... (attache) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Ensign Deborah Hutton ... (administration) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Ensign Skada Omara ... (administration) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Crewman Loni Martin ... (admin assistant) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Lt. (JG) Vanessa Weaver ... (intelligence) ... (Human / F)

Ensign Jamie Seabrook ... (analyst) ... (Human / F)

PO1 Merrion Rush ... (analyst) ... (Human / F)

Lt. (JG) Karley McAdams ... (judge advocate) ... (Human / F)

Ensign Corrina Mason ... (support officer) ... (Human / F)

CPO2 Yasmin Barna ... (assistant) ... (Human / F)

Virginia Jordan ... (field agent) ... (Human / F)

Maisy De Luca ... (forensics) ... (Human / F)

Hendrina Novetti ... (computer tech) ... (Human / F)

Dora Radisson ... (security) ... (Human / F)

Ensign Serena Gibson ... (helm) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Ensign Phebe Santana ... (helm) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Ensign Sarra Samaras ... (helm) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Lieutenant Bella Hunt ... (operations) ... (Human / F)

Lt. (JG) Mannassa ... (operations) ... (Orion / F)

Ensign Lian T'Su ... (operations) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Ensign Ann Hildebrant ... (geomechanics) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Crewman Toya Bova ... (operations) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

(is the mother of Alexandra Bova)

Lt. (JG) Gracia Alves ... (runabout pilot) ... (Human / F)

Ensign Tallara Zall ... (runabout pilot) ... (Risian / F)

Ensign Lyndis Val ... (shuttle pilot) ... (Bolian / F)

Ensign Khorshid Shah ... (shuttle pilot) ... (Human / F)

Lt. (JG) Gail Carpenter ... (communications) ... (Human / F)

Lieutenant Bronwyn Robinson ... (chief transporter) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Lt. (JG) Maurine Saylor ... (transporter ops) ... (Human / F)

Crewman Teddy Darvin ... (transporter ops) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Lt. (JG) Diana Giddings ... (engineer) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Lt. (JG) Vannis ... (engineer) ... (Vulcan / F) -- (photo)

Ensign Elizabeth Clancy ... (engineer) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Ensign Caroline Berry ... (engineer) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Lieutenant Natasha Yar ... (chief security) ... (Human / F) (=/\=) -- (photo)

Lt. (JG) Marni Avila ... (security officer) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Crewman Mia Gadot ... (security) ... (Human / F)

Ensign Leslie Nagal ... (tactical officer) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Ensign Dana Williams ... (tactical officer) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Ensign Suzi Rayborn ... (tactical officer) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Lt. Cmdr. Sarah Swanson ... (chief science) ... (Human / F) (=/\=)

(is the mother of Katie Swanson)

Lieutenant Marsha Taiden ... (science) ... (Human / F)

(is the mother of Matthew Taiden; wife of George Taiden)

Lt. (JG) Lisa Reed ... (science) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

(is the mother of Mason Reed; husband of Lt. Robert Reed)

Ensign Nora Leona ... (science) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Commander Beverly Crusher ... (chief medical) ... (Human / F) (=/\=) -- (photo)

(is the mother of Wesley Crusher)

Lt. Cmdr. Eleanor Whittle ... (doctor) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Lieutenant Selar ... (doctor) ... (Vulcan / F) -- (photo)

Lieutenant Genie Fettig ... (chief field medic) ... (Human / F) (P)

Lieutenant Juliet Baji ... (doctor) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Ensign Katie Hayes ... (nurse) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Ensign Allie Hargrave ... (nurse) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Crewman Nancy Pella .... (medical assistant) .... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Lt. Cmdr. Deanna Troi ... (chief counselor) ... (Human/Betazoid / F)(=/\=) -- (photo)

CPO Dawn Gladstone ... (kindergarten teacher) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Corporal Merah Toleg ... (public relations) ... (Trill (unjoined) / F)

Corporal Aylen ... (public relations) ... (Human / F)

Corporal Kehinde Tehrani ... (engineer) ... (Human / F)

1st Platoon

1st Lieutenant Kiyo Takenaka ... (fighter pilot) ... (Human / F)

Lieutenant Maja Winston ... (events manager) ... (Human / F)

Ensign Pauleen Rivers ... (events assistant) ... (Human / F)

Dayna Winslow ... (manager of Ten Forward) ... (Human / F)

Christy Henshaw ... (civilian researcher) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Betty Pardon ... (civilian) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Keiko Ishikawa ... (botanist) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Pamela King ... (school teacher) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Laura Bourman ... (pastor's wife) ... (Human / F)

(is married to John Bourman)

Julia Strudwick ... (pastor's wife) ... (Human / F)

(is married to Jacob Strudwick)

Emily Kurland ... (civilian) ... (Human / F)

(is the mother of Jake Kurland; wife of Lt. Todd Kurland)

Lina Wilhelm ... (civilian) ... (Human / F)

(is the mother of Tara Wilhelm; wife of Ben Wilhelm)

Amira Miko ... (civilian) ... (Human / F)

(is the mother of Madeline "Maddy" Miko)

Madeline "Maddy" Miko ... (17 y/o civilian) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

(a creature named Anya once posed as Madeline)

Janice Ritter ... (civilian) ... (Human / F)

(is the mother of Dell Ritter; wife to CPO Thaddeus Ritter)

Tina Bolton ... (civilian) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

(is the mother of Laney Bolton) 

Lieutenant Tawny Madison ... (civilian NSEA-Protector NTE-3120) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Nyota Uhura ... (civilian) ... (Human / F) -- (photo)

Seven of Nine (Annika Hansen) ... (civilian USS Voyager NCC-74656) ... (Borg-Human / F) -- (photo)

(is the daughter of Magnus Hansen and Erin Hansen) 

T'Pol ... (civilian USS Enterprise NX-01) ... (Vulcan / F) -- (photo)"

https://ussenterprise1701.blogspot.com/p/uss-enterprise-d-crew.html

Data: "Are any male members missing?" 

AI in Lwaxana Troi voice: "Working... 

1 of Peter Quincy Taggart ... (captain NSEA-Protector NTE-3120) ... (Human / M) (=/\=) -- (photo) 

Size: small & unremarkable, male pride ego issue likely."

Data, smiling wryly: "Is it still attached to Captain Taggart?" 

AI in Lwaxana Troi voice: "Unknown. You like AI humor." 

Data: "Affirmative. Expand on holodeck details." 

AI in Lwaxana Troi voice: "There are 16 holodecks on Galaxy-class starships, including the Enterprise-D, located on decks 9 through 11. Assuming that regularly-assigned crew and personnel are entitled to holodeck time (not including visiting diplomats, refugees, and temporary passengers), and also assuming that based on the egalitarian policies of Starfleet, that all crew members are entitled to equal shares of holodeck time. I also accounted for 5% downtime of the holodecks for maintenance. Using an average of 30 days per month, allowing for maintenance that means that holodecks are available for recreational use 28.5 days per month, or a total of 684 available hours per month, per holodeck. With 16 holodecks on board, that amounts to a total availability of holodeck time of 10,944 hours per month. with 1012 people on board, that means that each crew member should be entitled to roughly 10.8 hours per month of holodeck time." 

https://www.reddit.com/r/startrek/comments/3aajfy/how_much_holodeck_time_can_i_have_on_the/

In 20 minutes, 6 teams of 3 each: officer, med tech & red shirt security, enter holodeck spacetime in separate decks. 

Team 1, led by Riker, finds 9 armed insurgents, who quickly disarm & debrief them in with scores of female Angel One inhabitants & hostages, all enjoying a naked orgy. 

Team 2, led by La Forge, has better luck initially in empty rooms. Soon aware of Team 1's silence, they adopt armed assault tactics & search room-to-room, where they see a ménage à quatre: Seven + T'pol + Nyota + Deanna. 

"Seven lay back on the bed luxuriently, a leisurely collapse that seemed allowable under the circumstances. Nyota purred appreciatively next to her, radiating satisfaction and pleasure. This was a highly desirable consequence of their love-making - and the main reason why T'pol engaged in it too. Unlike Borg or Vulcans, Nyota would not bond in a single, telepathic, pre-ordained event. Human bonding, like Betazoid, was the result of accumulated interactions such as this one. Deanna savored their earlier scissoring."

https://game-byrd.livejournal.com/176870.html

Team 3, led by Data, finds itself on a replica of Epstein Island & cautiously approaches the compound. Tasha Yar greets him.

Tasha: "You wanted me, Data?

Data: "Captain Picard ordered me to escort you to Sickbay, Lieutenant."

Tasha: "Did he say when?"

Data: "I'm sure he meant now. So... you should get into uniform.

Tasha: "But I got out of my uniform for you, Data. What I want now is gentleness. And joy... and love. From you, Data; you are fully functional, aren't you?"

Data: "Of course, but...

Tasha: "How fully?"

Data: "In every way, of course. I am programed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring.

Tasha: "Oh! You jewel, that's exactly what I hoped!"

Data: "I am proficient 24/7/365.25 in 48 sex positions: 1. 69, 2. Corkscrew, 3. Face-Off, 4. Doggy Style, 5. Pretzel Dip, 6. Flatiron, 7. G-Whiz, 8. Cowgirl's Helper, 9. Wheelbarrow, 10. Leap Frog, 11. Magic Mountain, 12. Cowgirl, 13. Reverse Cowgirl, 14. Cowboy, 15. Ballet Dancer, 16. Missionary, 17. Cross-Booty, 18. The Caboose, 19. Scoop Me Up, 20. Reverse Scoop, 21. Golden Arch, 22. The Seashell, 23. Butter Churner, 24. The Chairman, 25. The Pinball Wizard, 26. Valedictorian, 27. Spork, 28. Seated Wheelbarrow, 29. Table Top, 30. Champagne Room, 31. The Om, 32. Upstanding Citizen, 33. The Spider, 34. The Good Ex, 35. The Lazy Man, 36. Snow Angel, 37. Wrapped Lotus, 38. The Snake, 39. Woman Astride, 40. Stand and Deliver, 41. Coital Alignment Technique, 42. Mutual Masturbation, 43. Belly Down, 44. Bubble the Fun, 45. Look and Learn, 46. Circle Perk, 47. Couch Grind & 48. Get to the G-Spot"

Taggart: "Aha, way short of 475+, not quite the know-it-all you pretend to be!"

https://sexpositions.club/positions

Data: "That is correct. Just under 10.105263157% so far, but with Tasha's help I'm hard at study, penetrating holes in my understanding & drilling down to thrust ahead rapidly."

Taggart: "Orgy-porgy, Ford and fun, Kiss the girls and make them One. Boys at one with girls at peace; Orgy-porgy gives release."

Data: "There was a rather peculiar limerick, being delivered by someone in the shuttlecraft bay. I am not sure I understand it... "There was a young lady from Venus, whose body was shaped like a... "

Tasha: "Not now Data."

Data: "Did I say something wrong?"

Borg Queen: "Are you familiar with physical forms of pleasure?"

Data: "If you are referring to sexuality, I am... fully functional, programmed in... in multiple techniques."

Borg Queen: "How long since you've used them?"

Data: "Eight years, seven months, sixteen days, four minutes, twenty-two...

Borg Queen: "Far too long."

[they kiss passionately] 

As POTUS, DJT got access to craft of the US Secret Space program, some of which had highly advanced Skunk Works reverse engineered quantum gravitics spacetime features. 

WJC: "Ah learned Golden Arch as Oxford's Rhodes Scholar."

DJT: "Did someone say Golden Arches? I'll have a triple Big Mac, curly fries, lotsa ketchup & a butt shake. You buyin'?"

https://www.businessinsider.com/famous-people-jeffery-epstein-money-manager-sexual-trafficking-connected-2019-7

Forever late to the gig, Tim Travers checked his Cronosoar for qubit anomalies & saw a disturbing continuum breach, a hybrid 4D E8 Möbius bathyscaphe Chronosoar from More Interesting Times which has an 'h' ion in Chronos, the personification of time, not present in Cronos, god of the harvest. Cronosoar: vortex black wormhole tachyon surfer consisting of a klystron vacuum flux capacitor to tap dark zero-point energy in circuit with twin counter-rotating Tipler torus Lorentzian 4D spacetime manifolds filled with Xerum 525: red mercury, thorium, & beryllium peroxide tied to a laptop with Tempus Fugit, Déjà Viewer app serving as ship's helm & virtual link to CERN & IBM Q providing dimensional access via superconducting transmon qubits. He traded fellow time travelers Nikola Tesla & Mark Twain to the Enterprise in exchange for timeless Tawny Madison. 

We return you to the closing credits of another epic Trek.