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American Friendship Funny

{Johanna made a chat}


{Johanna is host}


{Jenny entered the chat}


{Mikaela entered the chat}


{Alicia entered the chat}


{Saraswati entered the chat}


{Johanna changed Chat Name from 'Group Chat' to 'Jo's Harem}


{Johanna changed her name to Gay Empress}


{Johanna changed Jenny's name to 'First Concubine'}


{Johanna changed Mikaela' name to 'Second Concubine'}


{Johanna changed Alicia's name to 'Princess Consort'}


{Johanna changed Saraswati's name to 'Jester'}


Jester: WHY M I THE JESTR?????!!!!!!!!!


Mikaela: AND WHY AM I THE SECOND CONCUBINE?!!!?


Mikaela: Jenny isn't even gay!!


Gay Empress: u r correct


Mikaela: thEN WHY AM I SECOND?!?!?


Gay Empress: actually I have news.


First Concubine: are we doing a roleplay? Can I have a tragic backstory and a secret lover?


Frist Concubine: Can my secret lover be the gardener??!?!


Gay Empress: I have news. I thought the names would rile you up enough to get you to pay attention.


Princess Consort: I am paying attention.


Gay Empress: that is why you are the princess consort


Princess Consort: ha! SUCKERS!


Jester: WE STILL HAVEN"T ADRESSED MY NAME?!!!?


First Concubine: title u uncultured swine


Gay Empress: Guys, this is important.


Jester: so when u have something to say it's important, but when I do it's not?!!


Gay Empress: you already said your piece. its my turn.


Jester: gosh, I get why Alicia is princess consort tho.


Jester: that ass kisser


Princess Consort: I'm feeling a whole lot of jealousy.


Jester: just spite.


First Concubine: I wonder I should be in a love square!


First Concubine: a guard, obviously bc guards are hawt.


First Concubine: and a gardener because they are sensitive.


First Concubine: and an Empress!


Second Concubine: SEE?! She's cheating on you leady! Take me! and abandon that foul wench!!


First Concubine: Empress!! They are jealous of ur undying affection for me! What will we do?!?!?!


Gay Empress: have them killed


Gay Empress: bc they WONT LISTEN


Jester: well tell us already then, jeez


Gay Empress: guys... I'm moving.


Gay Empress: and not to another city or state. to a whole other country. guys, I'm going to England.


{First Concubine, Jester, Princess Consort, and Second Concubine are typing}


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i hope this leaves u with a smile!!


I wanted to write for this prompt and make it super dramatic and heavy but you know what? this is fine. this is cool. this is trash and I like it that way. There was a word limit so I put in a bunch of l's.



April 16, 2021 19:37

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Keya J.
14:23 Sep 24, 2021

Hah, this was something relaxing. Like a yt video (hehe). Definitely made me smile Thank you for sharing.

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