2 comments

African American Crime Funny

Here we are at the very end of our story, Our heroes are free from the strange houses, But guess what was before that???

The heroes think back to what just happened and decided to write it out.

So basically one of our heroes found an evil villain trying to plot an evil plot "hahhahaha, I have an awesome new plan to take over the planet!" said the villain "great, Ready to plot it yet?" said the villain's friend "yes, So basically there is the water, Y'know?" said the villain "yeah" said the friend "well i'm going put evil nanobots up in the water and whenever the people here in trucktown go for a swim" continued villain "they will become evil" said villain "hahahahhahahahahhahahahhaha" said friend "we will be the greatest villains of all time" "not if only that happens" said villain "we need to make a plan so the people will want to swim in the river. So I invented this!!!" "the go-swim." so us the heroes came along and said "no way!" "you can't do this, Its against the law!" I said, then my hero friend said "yeah" "it will never work out" so we went and made them stop doing evil.

"oh nooooooooo" said villain and then ran away. The End

our next story has speech bubbles and stuff but we will just say them.

"hi" "hi" "oh no, Its the evil supervillain" "yeah we need to stop him" "hahahhahahah new idea buddy" "like what?" "LIKE A NEW IDEA SILLY" "oh okay then" ":O" "oh no its the heroes" "yeah and we're here to stop your evil plan today" "never! >:(" "you don't even know what i'm doing :)" "but we know that its an awful and mean evil plan" *brrrrr sound* "what is that" "yeah" "sounds like a really weird sound, eh?" "yeah kind of" "yeah" "uh want to get a coffe or..." "your evil so of course not" "oh yeah so basically no because I dont have coffee with good people because they are good and I dont like good people because their good and seriously im evil an..." "are you done?" "no" "and they just stop my evil plans that my buddy helps and seriously it isn't fun watching them win over and over and over and over an..." "done now?" "over again" "ok are you done now?" "yes" "okay that is good" "soooo are you leaving or..." "yeah I guess"

The End

2 years ago when evil was there. 4/1/2019

(speech bubbles included)

"im tired" "yeah me too because we didnt get to sleep until 4 am" "lets go back to sleep' "yeah"

the next day...

"still tired?' "yeah" "lets sleep some more"

LATER...

*phone buzzes*

"i'll get it later' "yeah i mean i am too tired and i dont understand, Its been like a day or so of being asleep"

sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep...

"still tired?" "No" "i have been awake for so long now but you didn't wake up so yeah" "lets go fight evil "no i am too tired" "oh well you got a phonecall from evil 2 months ago..." "IVE BEEN ASLEEP FOR 2 MONTHS?????????????? HOW THOUGH!!!!" "I dont even know sadly, it turns out you've beaten the world record on being asleep for 2 months. The last world record was a week or 2" "oh wow" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" "when will you wake up... its been 5 months already so just please wake up" "its been 3 more months of asleepness?" 'yes" "help meeeeeeee" "i dont know how to tho" "well maybe find an idea then" "ok seriously i mean" "okay but..." "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" "AAAAAA ITS BEEN 9 MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "WAKE UP WAKE UP, WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY" "zzzzzzzz" "is it a curse?" "maybe i dont know i mean seriously im just a random person inside a car with a dog, Not an evil person who's just saying this because they dont want to get caught" "hey..." "who are you really?" "FINE IM EVIL" "IM TRYING TO BE EVIL" ">:(" "did you curse my friend and make them sleep for a long time?" "I did" "but im not uncursing unless..." "you let me be evil. Forever" "okay okay"

later

*uncursed*

The end. Now lets read the very start on how they became superheroes in the first place!!!!"

"1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20" "ok lets fight evil today" "ok" "im so ready" "me too" 'so basically lets fight evil today and stop them from being evil and then fight more evil later, We will be superheroes to all people [even dogs and cats] because we will save them too" 'nice idea" 'do we get superhero names and costumes like the comic heroes?" "oh cool" "but what about superpowers?" "their is no actual super-bugs in real life" 'oh yeah i dont know yet, But I will think about that very soon because its something really importent about being a superhero" "thats true i dont know yet and neither does our super-leader" 'so lets find out" "yeah we can" "okay lets do that then"

so...

"i think I figured it out now guys" "really?" "yep, wanna know how"? "how" "by thinking, thats all" "okay so what is the idea you want to show us today leader?" "its that we just need to think super, Not act super" "nice idea leader, lets do this" "hah im doing evil stuff i guess' "aaaaaa good people" "only villains can cross."

"ehem, um, I am a villain nmamed cooperatieshkjdsj" "whats a nmame?" "oh I meant to say um, thats my name" "seems cool I guess" "very well young evil villains" "what do We do?" "I thought you knew what villains did since you are infact villains" "um we are just learners" "oh" "at GOOD" *boom noise* "NOOOOOOOO, I wanted to do evil"

the end, Thank you for reading. "and we will meet again soon maybe?" "well i dont know i am not the leader" The actual end starts now.

April 09, 2021 18:00

You must sign up or log in to submit a comment.

2 comments

Joshie Seahorse
15:37 Aug 06, 2021

this is my last story on reedsy just so you know because now it costs money to make stories. Goodbye my friends.

Reply

Show 0 replies
Joshie Seahorse
12:20 Apr 10, 2021

it's been awhile so I decided to make another story. :)

Reply

Show 0 replies
RBE | Illustrated Short Stories | 2024-06

Bring your short stories to life

Fuse character, story, and conflict with tools in Reedsy Studio. 100% free.