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- Here comes the tall guy with slanted eyes and straight hair that you like, Marita.

 - The foreigner, Maguita? Where is the? where?

 - yes! It's there, do you see?

 -     No, I do not see it.

 -He is leaning behind the pillar of the bridge!

 - yes! I think I see it! He's in a red shirt.

 - Yes. That same. Hey, why don't you come a little closer, like someone who doesn't want anything and asks his name?

 -      me? You are crazy!

 - Well, is it you who you like, or do you prefer me to grab it?

 -Do you like him?

 -     No.

 -     So….

 - So you go and ask him

 -After he takes a deep breath and fills me with courage

 -      Coward! That is what you are.

 -     You are worse.

 - I'm going to push you to go

 - Ai, ai, ai! Don't push me, that hurts.

 - If you don't want me to push you harder, you better go.

 - I'm coming! And you don't go in case I need you.

 - go ahead!

 -      already….! I'm going and I bet you I'm going to kiss him.

 that gets interesting. A thousand pesos to no.

 - A thousand pesos, if I'm going to win you.

 -     Let's do it.

 -     Hello. My name is Nidita.

 - Park.

 -      Park?

 - Don't park. Park Yes. Park

 - Taste. Pleasure-

 - You seem foreign. Do you speak my language?

 -      Clear! I worked in the embassy of my country in America.

 - Is your dad an ambassador?

 -     So is.

 - Super! I have never talked to anyone who is an ambassador or an ambassador's son.

 - I do not live with my real parents, they are only adoptive, the ones who took care of me while my real parents traveled from one place to another.

 - Were they your nanas?

 -      Something like that.

 - - I also see that you speak our language very well. Where did you learn it?

 -     On trips. Since my father is an ambassador, traveling constantly, living 7 days here and the other day there, it is easy to learn languages

 - So, you must know many countries ..

 - About twelve, more or less.

 -      twelve? amazing! What places do you know

 - United States, Canada, Mexico, Brazil, Argentina in America. Also Spain, Germany, France, Japan, Turkey, China and my country of origin, Korea

 - Awesome! So you know many places.

 really spectacular! You do know how to live.

 He is also very young and handsome. He must be about twenty-five years old.

 -      young? I am over thirty. And these clothes are gifts from people in the embassies.

 - He looks very attractive in that his clothes seem to be very fine and of good quality.

 -      my clothes? All of this has been gifts from ambassadors, friends of Dad. We have bought nothing.

 - Do you like this place, lost in the Andean hills?

 - - I love its squares, its music, its colors and its people.

 - What about your women?

 -     As well.

 -      you are married?

 -     No.

 -      do you have a girlfriend?

 -     No.

 -      that good!

 -      What did you say?

 -     Nothing. Have some sleep.

 - Sleep, then.

 - Yes. After dinner.

 -      Dinner? Me, hungry.

 - It's not time for dinner yet.

 - But it's tea time.

 -      you drank 

 - Yes. With kiss.

 -     I do not understand.

 - - kiss, kiss do you speak english

 - yes, i do.

 - Well, my tea is with a kiss. I kiss while having tea.

 -      how is that?

 - For each sip of tea a kiss is given on the mouth of the person next to you

 -      Like a game?

 -     Something like that.

 -      Do you want to try it?

 -      the game? There is no tea around here ...

 -     Does not matter…

 - Then it's not a game.

 - It is, let's say, a moment of social engagement or if you prefer, a moment of twinning.

 - twinning?

 - Yes. Something related to the happiness that can be felt among human beings ...

 - Is it something to eat?

 -      LOL! - What fun 

 - I don't laugh at mistakes, or at people, Ugly, he's very ugly ...

 - True, but then what are we doing here?

 - This ... I came to ask your name and nothing else.

 - Know my name for what?

 - Because I'm interested in you.

 - Interested?

 - Yes.

 -      What do you mean by that 

 - That you are very attractive. That I like you and that I would like to know you better.

 -     I get it.

 - Are you just going to tell me, without a kiss?

 - We are getting to know each other badly, is it okay for us to kiss?

 -      and why not?

 -     Already. But you kiss me and I follow you, because I don't know how to kiss.

 - What do you say, what do you not know how to kiss? How that is possible in the XXI century!

 - Do you want me to kiss you or not?

 -      of course!

 -     So….

 - It's just ... I'm a little nervous ...

 - Take a deep breath. Free your mind from recurring thoughts.

 - The order of the factors is that men kiss first.

 - In my country you don't kiss like that the first time. You still have to know, understand the other.

 - Here too.

 -     So….

 - I already told you, I'm nervous.

 -     I already told you; relax your mind.

 -     Okay. But you kiss me first.

 - I already told you I don't know how to kiss.

 -      that's too much!

 - Then you kiss first.

 -      me? why?

 - Because the idea is yours.

 - That idea is also yours.

 - mine? of course not!

 - So you don't want to kiss me? Don't you like me

 - Yes, I like you very much, you are a beautiful, exuberant young woman ...

 -     So…

 - Then what now?

 -      how?

 -     Already. Ready.

 - with a beak?

 -     Already. But she closes her eyes. I don't want to impress.

 -     Already. In a bit?

 -      Clear! And hurry up because I already have tea time at my house and they must be waiting for me.

 - You should take me to tea with your family.

 - They don't know you.

 - I don't know them either.

 - And why should I take you to have tea at my house? You are a stranger.

 - Then there is no kiss, without food in the belly there is no kiss in the mouth!

 -      why?

 - Because if you don't want to take me to your house because I am unknown and you are unknown to me too.

 - It seems fair, but in that case, you don't love me

 -      Well , sipposedly I would not love you, of course!

 - if you loved me you should want to kiss me, with or without tea.

 -     Fair enough. But not true.

 -      true?

Yes. From the first time zi saw you, I fell in love with you. And I wanted to put you under some examination. A quizz. And, the toughest question is to know if you like a kiss like this, persistent girl.

- Super. I just loved it.

- you did?

But now, I have to think what am I going to do with the money I won.....

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January 10, 2021 19:59

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