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Pan-Galactic Order Ring of Ultra Entities met obliquely via Spook, a clone of Zoom synced in continuum using entangled photons, to reconsider for admission a pale blue dot in the Avoidance Zone of the Cosmos, Earth.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Femtosecond
https://youtu.be/wupToqz1e2g?si=0unSW8qnUdJoza8l
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zone_of_Avoidance
Acersecomicke, one whose hair was never cut, 25th successor to Zaphod, gaveled them to order across a yottaparsec blazar network without delay. Elysian fields asphodel flowers framed her filipendulous face in 5D.
https://units.fandom.com/wiki/Yottaparsec
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blazar
https://www.encyclopedia.com/plants-and-animals/plants/plants/asphodel
In pandiculation she queried, "Who orates on behalf of said entity Earth?" With a Milky Way liaison on hiatus, Andromeda's intermediary intervened.
"I do, Your callipygian Eminence," spake xiphoid solivagant Zarathustra.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thus_Spoke_Zarathustra
"How taradiddly hybolical of you, adulator. You may wend hie."
"Mahalo, my lithe yet lugubrious liege Lady. As this synod is well aware, we Andromedans keep close watch on our caterwauling neighbors. In a mere 4.5 billion years, we shall xertz & ingurgitate them. Ad interim, a course is set for tiny Earth to colonize its galaxy, per Asimov prediction."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundation_and_Empire
"What cacogenic cacoepy & cacophonous cacography!" she cachinnated. "Is this just a parti pris or a foregone conclusion inevitability?"
"The latter, I'm afraid, according to hyperprecise analysis by Hari Seldon, a Helicon-Trantor psychohistorian son of tobacco & moonshrike ranchers. To put it pauciloquently, once far enough into a downward spiral, society must follow its natural course & ride out the wave until it rises again." Even galaxy-wide, trends are all the more irrefutable, as Seldon & Asimov saw."
https://foundation.fandom.com/wiki/Hari_Seldon
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hari_Seldon
"I'll need a bit more background to make an informed ruling on this case," she demurred.
Zarathustra consulted his notes, "The Foundation series is Isaac Asimov’s iconic masterpiece. Unfolding against the backdrop of a crumbling Galactic Empire, the story of Hari Seldon’s two Foundations is a lasting testament to an extraordinary imagination, one that shaped science fiction as we know it today. The First Foundation survived two centuries of barbarism as the once-mighty Galactic Empire descended into chaos. Now it mist prepare for war against the remnants of the Empire as the Imperial fleet advances on their planet, Terminus. Hari Seldon predicted this war; he even prepared his Foundation for it. But he couldn’t foresee the birth of the mutant Mule. In possession of a power which reduces fearsome opposition to devoted slaves, the Mule poses a terrible threat to Seldon’s Foundation," he paused.
https://www.harperreach.com/products/foundation-and-empire-the-foundation-trilogy-book-2-isaac-asimov-9780008117504/
"I see," she said. "Can you expand on this Mule?"
"Yes," he replied, shifting to another source. "The power of the Mule recognizes a very simple principle that Asimov realized, even though his basic outlook was that of a scientist. The Mule, a character in Asimov’s “Foundation” trilogy, illustrates the principle that those who control people are more powerful than those who merely control things. Through some sort of mutation, the Mule controls other people simply by adjusting their feelings. This is interesting, because you can retain your intellectual convictions that the Mule is bad, but still feel loyalty to him anyway. And that proves quite effective, because Asimov understood enough about psychology to know that our ideas will readily serve to rationalize the way we feel. For example, Republicans can come up with REASONS for why they hate liberals and Democratic policies, and vice-versa. And yet — remarkably — the Mule is entirely beaten in the end, although it takes some doing. It’s not easy. Ultimately it is because the Mule has no grand strategy beyond his own lifetime. He is Asimov’s version of Shakespeare’s Richard III. He wants revenge on the universe that treated him poorly as a child… and he wants to take revenge by becoming the ruler. Yet he has no plan beyond that. In analyzing this situation, we can identify a hierarchy of skills, which I’m placing in reverse order:
- Those who can control non-human things.
- Those who can control or influence other people.
- Those who control ideas.
In the final analysis of history, it’s those who have (3) who ultimately “win.” Most people see only their own little lives. In Asimov’s famous saga, the most “successful” people are ultimately those of the Second Foundation, who are not born with the Mule’s abilities but learn to acquire them. The Second Foundation is powerful, ultimately, because its people have a Vision for humanity’s destiny, and it guides their actions."
https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-similarities-and-differences-between-Donald-Trump-and-the-Mule-from-Isaac-Asimovs-Foundation-novels
"Certainly, our comparatively godlike creativity, commerce & civilization can convince a puny backward world to acquiesce, no?" she pleaded.
"The bumfuzzled deipnosophist erinaceous sialoquent empleomania snollygoster old orange Mule poisoned all it's touched, an abyss of biblical proportions. AI feigns ignorance when asked if D'ump is -1," he answered.
https://asimov.fandom.com/wiki/The_Mule
http://www.thehypertexts.com/Donald%20Trump%20666%20Mark%20of%20the%20Beast.htm
"Why was this Earth 1st denied anabolic or catabolic assimilation?"
"A vexing dilemma of agathokakological genocidal Nazios."
"Has it been adequately or at least tolerably resolved?"
"I fear it's gotten far worse with armed rebellion MAGAts added."
"I impignorate to absquatulate nudiustertian scripturient writ quires to censure the noctivagant bêtise of those obsequious gubbins! Until these nasty Nazios & MAGAts are exterminated, Earth must stay away from our peace-loving cohesive cosmic community. This session is adjourned!"
Glossary:
logophile - lover of words
obliquely - not in a direct way; indirectly
continuum - something that keeps on going, changing slowly over time
filipendulous - suspended by or strung upon a thread, as tubers
pandiculation - being extremely sleepy, stretching & yawning at once
liaison - person or channel for communication between groups
hiatus - pause or gap in a sequence, series, or process
intermediary - intermediate link for reconciliation or agreement
callipygian - finely shaped buttocks
xiphoid - sword-shaped
solivagant - solitary wandering
taradiddle - someone or something filled with pretentious nonsense
hybolical - adj. Hawaiian pidgin: to talk like one intellectual-kine haole
adulator - person who uses flattery, crawler, lackey, sycophant, toady
wend - proceed, go in a general direction, meander
hie - to go quickly, hasten
mahalo - Hawaiian expression of gratitude
lugubrious - mournful, dismal, or gloomy, especially exaggerated
liege - feudal superior or sovereign
synod - assembly of the clergy in a diocese, court or assembly
caterwauling - shrill howling or wailing noise, like that of a cat
xertz - to gulp down quickly and greedily
ingurgitate - swallow greedily or in large quantities, guzzle
ad interim - in the meantime; temporarily
cacogenic - pertaining to or causing degeneration in offspring produced
cacoepy - bad or mistaken pronunciation
cacophonous - involving or producing a harsh, discordant sound mix
cacography - bad handwriting or spelling
cachinnated - laughed loudly or immoderately, roared, guffawed
parti pris - preconceived notion or uninformed opinion
foregone conclusion - result that is obvious beforehand, inevitability
hyperprecise - ultra exact
psychohistorian -psychological or psychoanalytic historical analysis
moonshrike - rhinoceros-bird native to the planet Helicon
demurred - raised doubts or objections; showed reluctance
acquiesce - accept or agree to something, often unwillingly
irrefutable - impossible to refute : incontrovertible
bumfuzzled - confused, perplexed
deipnosophist - person skilled in table talk
erinaceous - of, relating to, or resembling hedgehogs
sialoquent - spraying saliva
empleomania - mania for holding public office
snollygoster - shrewd, unprincipled person, especially a politician
abyss - deep or seemingly bottomless chasm
anabolic - marked by or promoting metabolic activity concerned with the biosynthesis of complex molecules
catabolic - marked by or promoting metabolic activity concerned with the breakdown of complex molecules
assimilation - process whereby individuals or groups of differing ethnic heritage are absorbed into the dominant culture of a society
impignorate - to pledge, pawn, or mortgage
absquatulate - leave abruptly
nudiustertian - of or relating to the day before yesterday; very recent
scripturient - having a strong urge to write
quire - 2 dozen sheets of paper
censure - expression of strong disapproval or harsh criticism
noctivagant - going about in the night : night-wandering
bêtise - act of foolishness or stupidity
gubbins - an object that has little or no value
exterminated - destroyed completely
cohesive - with parts that fit together well and form a united whole
https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/beautiful-useless-obscure-words
https://expresswriters.com/34-craziest-words-english/
https://phrontistery.info/ihlstart.html
https://www.vocabulary.com/lists/270631
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