The party for like the end of high school.

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It was a pleasant afternoon on a bright, clear Sunday. I was also very hyped up because of the party! I mean the party for like the end of high school! I mean I was the “straight A kid” and some people called me a nerd, but I didn’t really care because being smart is better than being stupid. I mean just a couple of people would sometimes call me that but just barely. Some other of my friends called me a nerd but in a friendly way. Like… sometimes when I go sit with them at lunch! So anyways… let’s get back to the pleasant afternoon that got RUINED by my mom!!! So my dad drives this banana car that is SO embarrassing! I so long and freakishly yellow! It’s not the regular yellow. It’s that yellow that blinds your eye! I bet it’s brighter than then the sun! It’s like transparent or something ugly. The more amazing thing? I can’t believe he actually bought that paint and two, how the dealer even sold that paint without getting blind! I mean it’s so bright that even a 100 UPF sunglass could still get penetrated! Some of my friends know because they snuck into my garage... Well didn’t actually sneak cause I opened my garage door on accident. So they saw it on accident. I got so embarrassed that I told them if any of them told anybody about the car, I was going to get in trouble by the teacher or their parents. That’s why only they saw the car. I mean I think they didn’t tell because I didn’t hear any gossip around the school and my neighborhood, so I guess they didn’t tell anybody. Well anyhow, there are 3 cars at my house. 3, right? Well 1 is the banana car. The other are some luxurious cars like Escalade and a GV80 by Genesis. Well guess what!? The Escalade got took by mom and Claire. Then the GV80 got took by my brother, Wade. Last, there was the banana car… If you think about it, I have a party. The luxuries have gotten took so there was only the banana car… That was the car I was going in. I mean that car should be illegal in most states! It might be a hazard for other people’s eyes! That or the car was so big that it can’t fit in a lane! Then it might crash! That would not be fun. Think about it! Your just like… Oh wow! It’s a banana ca- CRASH! Then it would be a giant, terrible, horrible, awful, dreadful, horrendous, horrific……

10 minutes later…

Ok… *gasp* I’m done. *panting* To be honest WHY couldn’t dad just drive Claire with his banana car?! I mean all her 6-year-old friends would love it! I bet some kids could even ride on the stem or the banana! I bet the ride would be much better than a Disneyland ride! Anyway, since the party’s at 6:00, I could hope they would come before that time. Wait. Dang!! I forgot that Mom and Claire was going to be at her party till 8:30 and Wade was going on a date with her girlfriend and was going to be home at around 9:00. My only hope was that Wade was going to break up with his GF and come home crying before 5:50. He had to come before 5:50 because of the way going there which takes about 10-13 minutes. That would be a last-minute miracle for ME but not for Wade! To be honest, I didn’t want Wade to break up with his GF. I mean that would be so SAD!!! I mean I wouldn’t that to happen to me so I wouldn’t want Wade to have that horrible experience. I mean would want to break up when you were with that person for like 5 months?! I mean unless they’re really bad, but Annabeth didn’t really seem bad. So now that there’s no choice, well I could walk but that would take like 30-45 minutes so nope! Plus I’ll get really sweaty so that ideas gone! I mean I could call an Uber or Lyft but then my dad would be like, why’d you call the Uber?! Then I would be like, uh… Isn’t obvious! I would lose all my friends! DUH!! Then my dad would be like, then stand for the car! Is the car more important or your friends?! Then I would be like, my friends. Then my dad would be SPEECHLESS!! Talk about DAD EMBARRISMENT!!!It was a pleasant afternoon on a bright, clear Sunday. I was also very hyped up because of the party! I mean the party for like the end of high school! I mean I was the “straight A kid” and some people called me a nerd, but I didn’t really care because being smart is better than being stupid. I mean just a couple of people would sometimes call me that but just barely. Some other of my friends called me a nerd but in a friendly way. Like… sometimes when I go sit with them at lunch! So anyways… let’s get back to the pleasant afternoon that got RUINED by my mom!!! So my dad drives this banana car that is SO embarrassing! I so long and freakishly yellow! It’s not the regular yellow. It’s that yellow that blinds your eye! I bet it’s brighter than then the sun! It’s like transparent or something ugly. The more amazing thing? I can’t believe he actually bought that paint and two, how the dealer even sold that paint without getting blind! I mean it’s so bright that even a 100 UPF sunglass could still get penetrated! Some of my friends know because they snuck into my garage... Well didn’t actually sneak cause I opened my garage door on accident. So they saw it on accident. I got so embarrassed that I told them if any of them told anybody about the car, I was going to get in trouble by the teacher or their parents. That’s why only they saw the car. I mean I think they didn’t tell because I didn’t hear any gossip around the school and my neighborhood, so I guess they didn’t tell anybody. Well anyhow, there are 3 cars at my house. 3, right? Well 1 is the banana car. The other are some luxurious cars like Escalade and a GV80 by Genesis. Well guess what!? The Escalade got took by mom and Claire. Then the GV80 got took by my brother, Wade. Last, there was the banana car… If you think about it, I have a party. The luxuries have gotten took so there was only the banana car… That was the car I was going in. I mean that car should be illegal in most states! It might be a hazard for other people’s eyes! That or the car was so big that it can’t fit in a lane! Then it might crash! That would not be fun. Think about it! Your just like… Oh wow! It’s a banana ca- CRASH! Then it would be a giant, terrible, horrible, awful, dreadful, horrendous, horrific……

10 minutes later…

Ok… *gasp* I’m done. *panting* To be honest WHY couldn’t dad just drive Claire with his banana car?! I mean all her 6-year-old friends would love it! I bet some kids could even ride on the stem or the banana! I bet the ride would be much better than a Disneyland ride! Anyway, since the party’s at 6:00, I could hope they would come before that time. Wait. Dang!! I forgot that Mom and Claire was going to be at her party till 8:30 and Wade was going on a date with her girlfriend and was going to be home at around 9:00. My only hope was that Wade was going to break up with his GF and come home crying before 5:50. He had to come before 5:50 because of the way going there which takes about 10-13 minutes. That would be a last-minute miracle for ME but not for Wade! To be honest, I didn’t want Wade to break up with his GF. I mean that would be so SAD!!! I mean I wouldn’t that to happen to me so I wouldn’t want Wade to have that horrible experience. I mean would want to break up when you were with that person for like 5 months?! I mean unless they’re really bad, but Annabeth didn’t really seem bad. So now that there’s no choice, well I could walk but that would take like 30-45 minutes so nope! Plus I’ll get really sweaty so that ideas gone! I mean I could call an Uber or Lyft but then my dad would be like, why’d you call the Uber?! Then I would be like, uh… Isn’t obvious! I would lose all my friends! DUH!! Then my dad would be like, then stand for the car! Is the car more important or your friends?! Then I would be like, my friends. Then my dad would be SPEECHLESS!! Talk about DAD EMBARRISMENT!!! 

May 14, 2021 03:57

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