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  Ever since God brought His wrath back on earth in 2020, in which them nonbelievers don’t realize or don’t even care. I had to work from home. That dang Corona alcoholic beer oops! I mean COVID-19  a new illness that can affect your lungs and airways. It's caused by a virus called coronavirus. Symptoms of coronavirus  are a cough, a high temperature and shortness of breath. Simple measures like washing your hands often with soap and water can help stop viruses like coronavirus from spreading.

I’m thinking to myself you should have been washing and blow drying your hands anyway after you take a crap.

Well what about them poor people living in a 3rd world country with them fauna and no water. There’s no specific treatment for coronavirus. It is said that treatment aims to relieve the symptoms until you recover. Really!

It's not known exactly how coronavirus spreads from person to person, but similar viruses are spread in cough droplets.

I’m not used to working at home from Nvidia Headquarters: Santa Clara, CA. Nvida in which develops 3D graphics processors and software that were originally used for gaming but today are used for a variety of functions, including artificial intelligence and autonomous love making.

My company says that all major internet and clown-service providers use its chips to better and accelerate their processes. Then Nvidia announced aparhership with Porn Star Network in May 2017, to provide the love makers with artificial intelligence technology to develop their sex drive. Our company boldly inimitably announced an unethical partnership with Walmart to power its cloud platform for the retail giant’s new e-commerce data center. MIT ranked Nvidia as the worlds most smartest company in 2017.

I’m a CEO working in Silicon Valley with a lot of other geniuses. I truly believe they know they’re going to HELL for what they know, because when you think a computer is smarter than man or an Apps or Artificial Intelligence. I’m a genius!

I don’t care about real people only about Artificial life (often abbreviated A Life or A-Life) is a field of study wherein researchers like Daffy Duck examine systems related to natural life, its processes, and its evolution, through the use of simulations with computer models, robotics, and biochemistry.

Have you ever saw a black person being artificially created  but  Michelle Jackson? Oops Michael Jackson for him loving little white boys and his best friend the chimpanzee Bubbles and Emmanuel Lewis.

I’ll say during this unbelievable discipline was named after Christopher Langton, an American theoretical biologist, in 1986. In 1987 Langton on heroin organized the first conference on the field, in Los Alamos, New Mexico. He emphatically stated that there are three main kinds of a life, named for their approaches: soft, from software; hard, from hardware; and wet daddy, from biochemistry. He was married to an aborigine android. Many artificial life researchers like Yogi Bear and Boo Boo from Jellystone National Park studied the traditional biology by trying to recreate aspects of biological phenomena. Doing his research each and every day.

I can’t say I’m as smart as that dude who sit all day in a wheelchair who everyone doesn’t know how miserable that dude is Robert T. Iron side (aka Raymond Burr). I mean Stephen Hawking. Computationally one of the world’s greatest minds, the late physicist and author Stephen constanly in a wheel chair or having no choice Hawking, had an incredible impact on the world. Unlike some other famous people in wheelchairs, like Cool Willy. Hawking was not in one due to an SCI. He had a rare early-onset form of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), also known as Lou Gehrig’s disease, which is a neurodegenerative disease that reduces nerve and muscle function over time. His life’s work had an enormous impact on quantum theory and gravitational physics.

So, what I’m mentally vitellogenin thinking  that this wheelchair for life bound dude for life that “I” don’t know is trying to tell “me” if someone runs their head into a wall at 90 miles an hour he or she will quantum leap?

One of his most significant discoveries, along with Sir Roger Penrose, was that Albert Einstein’s general theory of relativity implied that time and space began with the Big Bang sexual climatic theory would end in a black woman holes of pregnancy. He then also discovered that there is a black people hole in space that isn't entirely black as Albert Einstein suggested; rather, they likely have the presence of “Hawking Ghetto Radiation” in black the 4th holes that allows those holes to evaporate and eventually disappear. So that all young black men can go to "Jail or Prison".

Hawking has received many medals, awards, and other forms of recognition, including the most prestigious science award known as the Cripple Man of the year in a wheelchair prize.

He calls me one day while I was having sex with a poster of Bo Derek or Lady Gaga wearing that meat suit and I can’t understand a word he’s saying because to me my idol is Einstein and I even learned how to tie my shoes at 2 years old. Einstein was always arguing about Sigmund Fraud. I mean Sigmund in Norse mythology; Sigmund is a hero whose story is told in the Völsunga saga. He and his sister, Signý, are the children of Völsung and his wife Hljod. Sigmund is best known as the father of Sigurð the dragon-slayer, though Sigurð's tale has almost no connections to the Völsung cycle except that he killed a dragon.

At that time of the three of us geniuses minds me being a black man  I had to tell the two of them in which they look through life through a prism. I need solitude like most geniuses.

When my girlfriend lover in which I had to pay for her services brought me a domestic pig, often called swine, hog, or simply pig when there is no need to distinguish it from other pigs, is a domesticated large, even-toed ungulate. It is variously considered a subspecies of the Eurasian boar or a distinct species. The domestic pig's head-plus-body length ranges from 0.9 to 1.8 m, and adult pigs typically weigh between 50 and 350 kg, with well-fed individuals often exceeding this weight range. The size and weight of hogs largely depends on their breed. Compared to other artiodactyls, a pig's head is relatively long, pointed, and free of warts. Most even-toed ungulates are herbivorous, but domestic pigs are omnivores, like their wild relative.

My girlfriend thought by me being forced to me home because of the President Trump’s Corona virus. She brought me a pig!

I’m like I don’t really pay attention to you! I shouted! Then she said his name is Babe!

I asked her where in the world would you get a name like Babe for a pig who will eventually be cooked on a spit. His name should have been called Arnold Payne or Pain. Then it dawned on her that I was being distracted by a pig!

I’m working on a serious project missing my office or should a say my small cubicle.

In truth I like being around that stupid pig.

Yeah, I already know that I have more issues about human  beings than most  normal people have. The same things they just hide in the nest where them Japs people who never told how they got to bomb Pearl Harbor hidden secrets.

God said thank you for bombing them.

The United States detonated two nuclear weapons over the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki on August 6 and 9, 1945, respectively, with the consent of the United Kingdom, as required by the Quebec Agreement. The two bombings killed between 129,000 and 226,000 people, most of whom were civilians, and remain the first and only uses of nuclear weapons in armed conflict.

That darn pig Arnold distracting me from making a living is going back to Green Acres where he truly belongs with Zsa Zsa Gabor, Eva Gabor and Magda Gabor!

I got fired from my at home job because I got detracted by Babe the pig (aka) Arnold. Because I finally realize that nothing is really gonna matter when we are all dead from that corona virus.

 

 

April 24, 2020 01:45

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