The Real Damien Thorn Resurrection

Some may find offense in my edgy sci-fi humor aimed at creepy theocratic fascism.

The Omen is a 1976 film in which the antichrist character Damien Thorn 1st appears. In a yet to be done made-for-TV docudrama, The Greatest American Zero, forces align along idiolect lines. Republican rabid racist rabble zionist zealot evangelical antichristian gun nuts try to trigger Israel's nuclear war Samson Option in insane belief it'll force their long-dead savior's return. It's clear that Yahweh, Jesus & Muhammad left followers to fend for themselves. Abram spins in his tomb. Let's examine episodic epistemological evidence. 

"The Samson Option is the name that some military analysts and authors have given to Israel's deterrence strategy of massive retaliation with nuclear weapons as a "last resort" against the specific country whose military destroys Israel." -- Wikipedia 

Goose-stepping to Zion 

Before the rise of Hitler & Nazis, Lionel Walter Rothschild got Britain’s then foreign secretary Arthur Balfour’s 1917 promise declaring its aim to establish “a national home for the Jewish people” in Palestine. It became the British Empire's biggest blunder by 1948: a zio zit on the sad ass end of Asia with no validity, just misguided diaspora sympathy. Zionists learned zero from Nazis but thuggery. Haganah, Irgun, Lehi, & Stern gangs bombed British HQ at the King David Hotel in 1946, terrorized the British Palestine mandate & blamed Arabs. 

Uncle John's Band-Aid 

After the 1940 fall of France, radar & microwave radiation were secretly developed for military use by Tizard Mission & M.I.T. Rad Lab. Serb genius Nikola Tesla died 1/7/1943. FBI ordered his property seized 2 days later. Thorn's uncle John analyzed Tesla's items for 3 days, then said he found no alien hazards or "death ray". Some are convinced he lied like a Trump. 

FLOTUS-favored 

Thorn's prized possessions include a presidential letter saying the First Lady liked him. “As you can imagine, she is an expert on politics and she predicts that whenever you decide to run for office you will be a winner!” Another is his 1983 Tree of Life award from the Jewish National Fund. 

Epstein Affair 

Among his 30,000+ fibs are those about his sobriety & wishing Ghislane well. Jeff gave his wingman fresh young female flesh. Thorn got pageants to freely molest their contestants. GWB famously did cocaine in his dad's White House, but Thorn & Damien junior fly on different highs. Wild Willy was 3rd POTUS in Epstein's child-traffic clique, painted in a blue dress, while GWB played paper planes & Jenga towers, tomayto/tomahto. 

Birther Oranges 

Thorn was born June 14, 1946 in Argentina to a Kenyan mama orangutan sired by a yeti & Hitler's frozen sperm, while Josef Mengele presided. He then got smuggled into the US & placed with "friends of Adolf" in Queens NY. Somehow, he had a lifelong Kenya obsession. Who knew? 

2011 Obama prediction 

Thorn & Orly Taitz, a USSR-born Israeli-American, called Obama Kenyan. At a White House Correspondents' Dinner, President Obama proved his birth certificate, made fun of Thorn & a Thorn-brand White House. Eerie! Thorn criticized Obama for golfing, then outdid him in his only exercise. He wants to be a Mafia don warlord con, but WWE rodeo clown fits better. 

I.Q. lowest of boomer POTUSes 

"Wild" Willie is a Rhodes Scholar; "dummy" Shrubya is a Harvard MBA; like in Ben Casey's Dr. Zorba's intro "man, woman, birth, death, infinity", Thorn says "person, woman, man, camera, TV" & proves he's a genius joker, all-time winningest, whiniest Loser, a TV reality star liar bigots do believe in. Keri Lake, Kristi Noem, Nikki Haley, Tulsi Gabbard, Bonoboebert & Empty G can dream of their YMCA-dancing gay icon's knockwurst, but Thorn's tiny mushroom pee shooter's limper than Lindsey Graham's wrists. 

Whispering Past Armageddon

"There was no crater in the parking lot of Al-Ahli Arab Hospital because Israel used one of the USA's AGM-114 Hellfire armed UAV drone missiles, as was the case when Iran's major general Qasem Soleimani was assassinated at Baghdad Airport." 

"Zionist Apologists and the Israeli Government are saying that since there was no crater in the hospital's parking lot the destruction could not have been caused by an Israeli bomb. Hellfire drone missiles don't leave craters - they were developed for precision drone strikes against high-value targets - in this case Israel aimed the missile at the hospital's parking lot and tried to time the arrival of the missle with the interception of a rocket fired from Gaza to deceive the world by making it seem that the falling rocket just happened to land in the hospital's parking lot. 

Originally developed under the name Heliborne laser, it is a fire-and-forget missile, which led to the colloquial name "Hellfire" ultimately becoming the missile's formal name. It can be launched from multiple air, sea, and ground platforms, including the MQ-1 Predator and MQ-9 Reaper. The Hellfire missile is the primary 100-pound (45 kg) class air-to-ground precision weapon for the armed forces of the United States, Israel and many other nations." 

Exodus 

In 2024, atheist allies hold a united front against the evil axis of churches, led by reborn televangelist screecher Damien Thorn. Crack storm troopers & martyrs include GOP Satanic Panic leading lying liars: Rush Limbaugh, Billy Graham, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Bill O'Reilly, Rupert Murdock, Ronald Reagan, Newt Gingerich, Bonesmen Bushes, Ted Cruz, Matt Gaetz, Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Lindsey Graham, Mo Brooks, Andy Biggs, Louie Gohmert, Paul Gosar, Marjorie Greene & Lauren Boebert. Thorn's gab about bravely going to prison is all talk. His jet soon flees east to any Semitic port where he & his base of ghoulish goons can be revolting. 

NATO forces on joint military training operations with the IDF spring a surprise trap netting top Zionist brass & place the tiny nation under strict martial law, while UN peacekeepers & NGOs move in to secure nuclear weaponry to prevent their insane Samson Option & conduct mass migrations. Palestinians are free to inhabit West Bank settlements, while boycott denial non-Semitic militant white Zionists are herded into work camps in Gaza & the West Bank under miserable apartheid conditions they made, ultimately for themselves. Israel roars empty claims of anti-Semitism at UN headquarters & in their global media Kabbalah cabal, but get no response. "Revenge is a dish best served cold." -- Klingon proverb (from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan) Similar roundups by the FBI in the U.S. net KKK, CIA, NSA, neo-Nazis, Saudi royals, white nationalists, racist skinheads, Dark Money fat cats, & Proud Boys, who soon found themselves in Gaza, where ex-President Thorn is torn apart by some who felt betrayed by him in a vicious civil war between far right militant Zionists & farther right militant Zionists. A great weight is lifted off humanity's back, the International Red Cross finally releases its meticulous WWII camp statistics, & seemingly miraculous drops occur in nosy spies, Spam emails, & most surprisingly 99% of the Pentagon budget, followed by reciprocal defense moves worldwide. The elite's 3,000-year-old Abrahamic religions experiment is banned as dangerously counter-productive. Our planet enters the Aquarian Age, brimming with green energy opportunity, exploration of the Cosmos, resources on other worlds, & extraterrestrial communication. 

It's amusing that some studied Thorn's antichrist & 666 links, including a 102-page downloadable Syracuse University 2021 Master's degree thesis. 

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