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Funny Fantasy Science Fiction

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A shock to some sensitives, yawn-worthy to others.

2020: The 5th prefect of Roman Judea, Samnite Pontius Pilate, allegedly presented a freshly-scourged & thorn-crowned Nazarene Yeshua son of a Yosef to a Jerusalem mob as their king by exclaiming, "Ecce homo!", "Behold the man!" 

Confused by too much time travel, John 'Cyberobo' Titor wasn't sure when he was. Each quantum leap rippled through the omnipresent & swapped his consciousness with a clone in a neighboring cell of the superverse further from his origin. No wonder it only had limited military applications & never caught on as a leisure activity among rational cognoscenti. Nevertheless, he doggedly pursued his mission to find a pre-PC IBM 5100, presumably to help solve the Unix 2038 time problem with its hidden functionality, i.e if it's not all an elaborate hoax. I mean, why spend precious time in has bins? I know the correct term is 'has beens', but I couldn't resist the pun & can already overhear the groans over here. Now where was I? Visiting 2036 soldier John Titor was on Internet bulletin boards from 11/2/2000 to 3/24/2001 & also on Art Bell's radio program, but didn't mention enhancements that kept him incognito & steps ahead of normies. Foremost was personal stealth tech. He likely had a warrior grade wetware brain implant, face blur, rocketpack, night vision monocle, chronon detector, maser weaponry & nano drones. His 'predictions' were far off, glibly explained away by divergent time streams. TimeTravel_0 was his user ID & Titor, pronounced tī′tər, was said to be a shorthand form of TIme Travel OR

https://imgur.com/aeygQ5r

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/superverse

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPjOkpBcX6DDubtbDRFs-C9EfuvC2UpKi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_5100

https://fossbytes.com/year-2038-problem-linux-unix/

https://www.army-technology.com/features/featurehidden-threat-military-cloaking-technology/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stealth_technology

https://www.hyperstealth.com/Quantum-Stealth/

https://www.strangerdimensions.com/featured/john-titors-predictions/

"A cyborg, a portmanteau of "cybernetic organism", is a being with both organic & biomechatronic body parts, not the same thing as bionic, biorobot or android. The term was coined in 1960 by Manfred Clynes & Nathan S. Kline to refer to their conception of an enhanced human being who could survive in extraterrestrial environments." In 1839, Edgar Allan Poe wrote a short story satire for Burton's Gentleman's Magazine The Man That Was Used Up, subtitled A Tale of the Late Bugaboo and Kickapoo Campaign, which he later sold in pamphlet form with The Murders in the Rue Morgue, all for 12.5¢. Its subject was Brevet Brigadier General John A. B. C. Smith whose deep secret was his assembly from the latest technological advancements. Otherwise, he was "nothing but a strange bundle of items on the floor." Modern cyborgs may use an "artificial cardiac pacemaker or implantable cardioverter-defibrillator, perform signal processing, deliver electrical stimuli, cochlear implants, contact lenses, hearing aids, smartphone or intraocular lenses, super strength, enhanced senses, computer-assisted brains, or built-in weaponry" & Borg hive mind. "Cyborgs are a prominent staple in the science fiction genre." 

https://www.biography.com/.image/t_share/MTI1MDc1MjUzMzgxNjAwNTMw/poeportrait-croppedjpg.jpg

https://www.biography.com/news/edgar-allan-poe-death-facts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyborg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_That_Was_Used_Up

https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Man_That_Was_Used_Up

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyborg#In_popular_culture

Before examining the many details & minutia of humanity+, it's vital to realize that some science fiction is gradually becoming facts, primarily dystopian amid laws eroding individual privacy & freedom while deregulating corporate beings. In subtle ways, electronic humanity's era is already here. Who of us know about how transhumanism, nanotechnology, artificial intelligence or 'buckyball' fullerenes really work, beyond maybe recognizing the words? Escalating labor market changes, deteriorating infrastructure, more superhero entertainment, as well as income & wealth disparities are flouted. Gated communities are less exceptional & more the norm. Who feels safer amid increased security & police presence? Identity, credit & title theft, subprime & payday loans, cryptocurrency, multilevel marketing & Ponzi schemes, mortgage-backed securities or tranches, $1.71 trillion in student loan debt, corporate bailouts & quantitative easing. Capitalist overlord CEOs with godlike powers & corporate boards of almighty profit motive already take advantage of & prey upon us at every turn. 

https://humanityplus.files.wordpress.com/2017/07/12308274_1702931416659890_4269593784252350308_n.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCMnrssX1NE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaTfzYDZG8c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg_tJvCA8zw

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/elon-musk-monkey-brain-chip-clubhouse-b1795691.html

https://vimeo.com/487370770

https://vimeo.com/500941425

https://www.weforum.org/videos

https://whatistranshumanism.org/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanobiotechnology

https://www.ibm.com/cloud/learn/what-is-artificial-intelligence

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fullerene

https://truthunmuted.org/the-internet-of-bodies/

https://www.nbcnews.com/mach/science/cyborgs-will-replace-humans-remake-world-james-lovelock-says-ncna1041616

https://studentloanhero.com/student-loan-debt-statistics/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlrGfV_j7dQ

Friday October 18 2019, a start of Wuhan World Military Games met Event 201, a 3.5-hour global pandemic tabletop exercise. Secretary of State & former CIA Director Mike Pompeo using military jargon called it a live exercise. Run by Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health Center for Health Security, World Economic Forum, & Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, Event 201, had 5 exercise team leads, invitation-only audience of 130 & 15 players representing Marriott International, UN Foundation, Henry Schein, Inc., Global Development Program, Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, McGill University, World Bank Group, Chinese Center for Disease Control and Prevention, Chinese Society of Biotechnology, Asian Federation of Biotechnology, Columbia University, Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory, National Commission on Military, National, and Public Service, WestExec Advisors, ANZ Bank, Clayton Utz, Australian Strategic Policy Institute, US Institute of Health Metrics and Evaluation, Coalition for Epidemic Preparedness Innovations, Vault Systems, Edelman, Interactive Advertising Bureau, Classic Stage Company, USC’s Annenberg School of Communications, Lufthansa Group Airlines, Swiss International Air Lines, UPS Foundation, UN Global Logistics Cluster’s Logistics Emergency Team Steering Council, UN Office of Coordination Humanitarian Affairs, Connecting Business Initiative, Global Health Security Agenda’s Private Sector Round Table, Global Humanitarian Action Executive Council, Points of Light Corporate Service Council, Unidos, Points of Light Institute, World Association of Girl Guides and Girl Scouts, International Association for Volunteer Effort, IMPACT 2030, Global Humanitarian Lab, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, Center for Preparedness and Response, Center for Global Health, Center for State, Tribal, Local, and Territorial Support, Office of Minority Health and Health Equity, NBCUniversal Media, Johnson & Johnson, & Monetary Authority of Singapore. The only participant I recognized was Avril Haines, Biden administration's Director of National Intelligence born 9 days after Woodstock. "Similar to the Center’s 3 previous exercises—Clade X, Dark Winter, & Atlantic Storm—Event 201 aimed to educate senior leaders at the highest level of US & international governments & leaders in global industries." In the wake of the last administration's clown circus, how real are the statistics released by the WHO? Cancel Trump cult? Sure! 

https://www.europereloaded.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Event201Coronavirus.jpg

https://www.centerforhealthsecurity.org/event201/about

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Military_World_Games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qscuw_3aUk

https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/19/politics/avril-haines-hearing-senate-intelligence/index.html

https://www.centerforhealthsecurity.org/our-work/events/2018_clade_x_exercise/

http://www.upmc-biosecurity.org/website/events/2001_darkwinter/index.html

https://www.centerforhealthsecurity.org/our-work/events-archive/2005_atlantic_storm/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhTbtqOJA08

2020 hindsights: ETs, Atlantis, human cloning, Vatican sci-fi creche & monoliths among us? Martian "mysterious signals of extraordinary wave length" detected by radio pioneers Nikola Tesla & Guglielmo Marconi in 1907 & 1919? Gena Rowlands's 90, Clint Eastwood's 90, James Earl Jones's 90, Robert Wagner's 90, Barbara Walters's 91, Tippi Hedren's 91, June Squibb's 91, Liz Sheridan's 91, Gene Hackman's 91, Bob Newhart's 91, Ed Asner's 91, Berry Gordy's 91, Buzz Aldrin's 91, Estelle Harris's 92, Ruth Westheimer's 92, Noam Chomsky's 92, Johnny Gilbert's 92, Harry Belafonte's 93, Sidney Poitier's 93, William Daniels's 93, Queen Elizabeth 2's 94, Tony Bennett's 94, Mel Brooks's 94, David Attenborough's 94, Angela Lansbury's 95, Dick Van Dyke's 95, Eva Marie Saint's 96, Jimmy Carter's 96, Paul Hellyer's 97, Bob Barker's 97, Norman Lear's 98, Prince Philip's 99, Betty White's 99, Lawrence Ferlinghetti's 101 & Beverly Cleary's 104. Are any of them secret cyborgs? 

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https://www.jpost.com/omg/former-israeli-space-security-chief-says-aliens-exist-humanity-not-ready-651405

https://www.earthfiles.com/2020/12/07/israels-yedioth-aharonoth-former-head-of-israels-space-program-says-the-ufos-have-asked-not-to-publish-that-they-are-here-humanity-is-not-ready-yet/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFl29Uos9K8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocDrmoN11Mo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa9_21TNt2g

https://www.geneticsandsociety.org/topics/human-cloning

https://catholicherald.co.uk/the-embarrassing-scifi-tinged-vatican-creche/

https://www.vox.com/culture/22062796/monoliths-utah-california-romania

https://www.krqe.com/news/albuquerque-metro/monolith-appears-in-albuquerque-local-artist-collective-takes-credit-for-installations/

https://teslauniverse.com/nikola-tesla/articles/messages-mars-scouted-experts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx2BNoOE_3k

March 03, 2024 04:00

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