A so-called "fanfiction" (LOL) by carol

Disclaimer: Hello everyone! I am back after a long hiatus. Recently, I have become engulfed in the wonderful world of Korean Pop music, thanks to my granddaughter. I do not know much about the korean language or even about this whole kpop shaboodle.. but i hope I rendered them respectuflly.

Enjoy, nae chingus!!!!!

Y/N was a girl in the world. She was beautiful and kind but nobody was friends with her because she was shy and short and people didn't really see her. Because of how short she was. She was a koreaboo and a weeb, making her a bit of an oddball... Her favorite things in the WORLD were anime, ramen, and BANGTAN SOYEONDAN!!!

"Aah.... my new home... in Seoul. I hope I meet Jimin and Jungkook," She squealed with pure delight. She got off the airplane, carrying her suitcase from Temu with Min Yoongi's sexy face on it (only $2.79! What a bargain). All around her, people were speaking in KOREAN. "Ummm... konnichi-whaaat?" Y/N asked shyly into the void of the airport. "Ah.. idk... i heard that in my hero academia." She was frightened of this new environmnet, but at the same time, she felt more and more at home with each korean person she passed. She was white as snow on a Feburary morning, of course, but she finally felt that she was among her people.

She got into her uber (who knew they had uber in KOREA???????) She said "Anne young!" To her uber driver. On the drive into the big, sparkling city of her Soul, she saw a hitchhiker on the side of the road who nobody was picking up. "Seonsaengnim! Pull over for that sweet gwiyeowo man." Even though the uber driver didn't speak English, he did it anyway because that's just how things work sometimes in this cruel, confusing, fast-paced world. AI is taking over. Nobody is safe.

The man who got in the car looked like he was in a rush. He spoke a jumble of words in Korea language probably. "Uhhh.. Anne young!" Y/N mumbled. The man pushed his mask down to his chin and Y/N was taken by ultimate complete surprise. "Those... those lips... must.. resist..." she whispered. "It cant be..." Christopher Chahn Bahng took his glasses off, confirming his identity. In a sickening aussie accent, he said "Ello there. Always nice to meet a fan. Want a pic? Oi oi."

Y/N was not like the other stans. She did not bother the idols with demands of autographs and pictures. So she shook her head politely. "That's ok, I'm sure you've had a very long tiring day."

Bang Chan smiled apprecitatievly. "Ah. You're one of the good ones..." He raised his eyebrow. "Hey... where do you happen to be headed, aye?"

Y/N pondered this question carefully for a moment. She was headed to her 13,000 won a night hotel, but she whispered, "Home. I'm going home."

"Well," Bang Chan's lips curled in a delicate, cautious but approachable smile as he considered her statement. "If you're not busy tonight, my good friend Jackson W is hosting the littest party in Gangnam."

"Holy oppan gangnam bruh!!! YES I'll go!" Y/N jittered humorously with excitement pouring over her like a bucket of warm chlorinated water.

"Great!" Bang Chan smiled. His teeth were white as Y/N's skin. She wondered if he had veneers. Prolly. "Well, I'll send you the addy." He took her phone in his gentle, delicate, Korean hands and entered his Korean number into it. The uber slowed down on the side of the road and Y/N realized she was at her hotel. "Oh, that's my cue to leave! Gotta go. Lovely to meet you, Christopher unnie!"

"Later alligator!" He said austrailianly. "Don't get eaten by any crocs before the big JW bash! Oh wait, I forgot we're not in my homeland. Ehl-oh-ehl."

Y/N let out a loud, good-natured guffaw before the uber drove off. Then, panic settled in as she realized.........she was going to the party of a lifetime (with REAL korean people), and she had nothing to wear!!!!!!!! "Gahhhhhh!" She exclaimed as she hotfooted it to her hotel room. "What am I gonna do??? I can't make a dress appear out of thin air!"

Suddenly, there was a knock on her door. She opened it, revealing a 5'5", blood type AB, 41-year-old woman from the girl-group 2ne1. not pilots...hahha.

"Anne young!" said Y/N. "That means hello, bee tee dubs!"

"Naega jeil jal naga..." the woman whispered breathily. Y/N noticed she had something tucked over her arm: A beautiful ballgown wrapped in plastic like she got it from the dry cleaner. "Bam, ra-ta-ta-ta-ta, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta." Park Bom uttered a bit erratically.

Y/N squealed. "EEEEEEE! Are you my fairy godmother or WHAT? I mean... uhhh Fairy Godmother ieyo?"

Park Bom gave her the dress. It was abSEOULutely dazzling. Y/N was sure that whoever she met tonight would be amazed and completely in love with her. Maybe.....just maybe....it would be her old friend Bang Chan who would end up stealing her heart. But only time would tell.

"Ah.. Y/N Bahng..." Y/N mumbled, twiddling her thumbs. "Thats got a ring to it... if you like it, then you should have put a..." She started singing under her breath. "Gah... forget it..." Y/N remarked as Park Bom booked it down the hallway away from her silly ahh!

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A few hours later, after she'd done herself up a bit, Y/N got to JW's mansion. It was bumping in there! Or... as Yoon Keeho of P1harmony would say... "Icy but I'm hot, this party's pumpin', jeulgyeo machi...(uh-huh)"

Stepping out of her uber, (again, who knew they had these!!!) Y/N noticed two beautiful girls. Weston and Kaylnn Koury of Sinjin Drowning, the bouncers, leaned against the wall by the front door. They were bouncing those unwanted guests out like it was the fourth of july!!!! On their party. On Jackson Wang party. Get it? hahha. hhahahaa.

Y/N pushed past so many koreans in the foyer to get to the living room where there was a full blown stage. On it, the treblemakers were performing with Katseye. They sang a mashup of Gnarly x Please Don't Stop The Music. "Please dont stop the gna-gna-gna-gna-gna-gnarly," Bumper sang passionately as he threw it back. "Oh..." Y/N chuckled, "Ahh....Megan must've taught him how to do that." Meanwhile, Jesse and Manon were hitting the griddy enthusiastically.

"Ah... hey there." A voice appeared behind her, breathing on her beautiful golden blonde hair. Breathing down her back.

Turning around, she saw two of the most beautiful men ever to grace her corneas. Choi Soobin and Choi Yeonjun... The two twinks from Tomorrow Bi Together. "Looks like you dropped something." Soobin remarked.

Y/N patted her pockets in a panic. Looking into Yeonjun's beautiful small soft delicate korean hands, she saw her lucky Yeonbin photocard. She flustered, letting out a screech as she grabbed it back. "Gahhh... so embarassing." She took a look at the ai edited photo of the pair kissing passionately.

Ok this is Carol I just want to say be aware of your surroundings when you go to a club. This isn't just a game. This is real life and you need to act now while you still can. Ok back to the story I hope you're enjoying right now.

There were many famous folks at the big celebration. Y/N spied Slushynoobz doing aegyo battle with Joe Biden on the dancefloor. THE vanilla mace suddenly joined in, overpowering all three of them. The snake from zootopia 2 was also there I don't know why. Katniss and Peeta were downing shots like water on a hot summer day. Smoothpapi approached her with a gentle "hey...." She couldn't be bothered to answer because he wasn't KOREAN.

Just then, Megan Skiendiel began to crowdsurf. Y/N rushed over there to support her parasocial girlfriend. "You're my bias baby!" She cheered as she lifted Megan over her head, getting a grab at her ankle. Just a nip, though. Not too much so that it would be scandelous. High above her head, Megan winked down at her.

As Y/N rushed out of the crowd, finishing her stim attack, she ran right into Bang Chan's strong muscular sweaty chest.

"Hey there sheila," He said in that same disgusting appaling australian voice. "Need a drink?"

Y/N panted like a dog on a hike in new zealand. I dont know what new zeland is. Is it hot there. Tell me if you know in the comment section. "Ah.. more than anything, hot stuff," she replied without even thinking.

They snuck off to the bar. Willem Dafoe was serving up the drinks. He gave them both a bottle of soju. Y/N drank cautiously. She was very small and the koreanness of this would really get through her system quickly. "Ah.. I've never tried ts (this).... it tastes really korean though.. theres like. notes of korean innit."

"Im talking about INNNNNNN ITTTTTT" said Emberleigh and Presliegh from a distance. Why were they even here? I don't know. Silly mongrels.

Ok hi guys its carol and after some careful consideration ive decided to quit this for now and just upload it becase I just cannot live with myself any longer while writing this god awful story But like tell if me if you want a part 2 in the comment secton love you guys stan Loona type she/it