Johnny iscariot

Johnny iscariot

prologue

At the Last Supper he was suspected of his treachery. Jesus knew what was to come, he just didn't want to believe it. That is why he said what he did because he knew the reaction would confirm things. Judas ran out leaving all but Jesus to ponder it. He fled to the corrupted officials and made a deal for 30 pieces. He would sell his teacher to be arrested. He was paid and the plan was set. He would betray his old friend with a kiss Upon the mountain. Judas and the soldiers came to find Jesus and the others. Judas went up to Jesus and kissed him in greeting. "You betrayed me with a kiss?" asked Jesus, and the soldiers arrested him. He was brought before officials and it was finally decided that he was to be crucified. On that day Judas watched him die. overcome with guilt he went to the treasury and threw the 30 pieces back to those who gave them. After this he went to a tree and hung himself. When the life left him he found darkness and in that Darkness a light approached him. He was on his knees and as the light got closer he saw that it was the one whom he betrayed. As Jesus looked down upon Judas, Jesus spoke. "You have been greedy and envious you allowed Satan inside of yourself and you betrayed me now you feel guilt and only wish for that pain be over but it shall not be free until the end of an age you shall be cursed you will live over and over with great sorrows but at the end you will be granted one chance at Redemption if you fail you shall know things worse than death and Hell. You will learn from your mistakes only at the very end of each life but in the next you will make them all over again. At this the light faded and the long journey to the end of an age began. first He was a bum who was often drunk. He stole from other bums one day and he was stabbed 30 times. His next life he was a rich Jew. he became so by deceit and trickery that one day he was caught by someone of royal blood. his hands were cut off and he was whipped 30 times. as he bled out he was full of regret. The life after he was a violent soldier who hurt people for profit and enjoyment. One day a stray cat walked along the wall and stopped in front of him then 'meowed' he threw something at it, but it moved and sat back down. He grew angry and walked over to knock it over the edge but he missed that he himself went over. He fell 30 ft and landed on his back unable to move. When Some children Came Upon him they saw who it was and threw rocks at him but they soon grew bored and left. He knew not how long he lay there. But the cat from before sat down in front of his face, and The cat was the last thing he saw before he died. This was how it went Life After Life for almost 1500 years. In The 1600s hundreds he was a miser who choked on a silver piece. In the 1000s he was a traitor from england. He was betrayed by his three daughters for land. In the eighteen hundreds he was a slave owner. one day after a big sale he was counting his money. He walked in front of a slave cart and was run over. in the 19 hundreds he was a cruel Nazi scientists he performed the most inhumane experiments later he was found have Jewish blood he was arrested and was the subject of the experiments that he designed. In the 1930s. He was a rapist, he was put in prison and raped to death by a man named bubbles. 1970. He was a womanizer who beat many women violently one day after he was with wife he hit her often and she became hateful one night she duct-taped into the bed while he was drunk. She take the pillow over his face

She got a pair of shears and began to cut pieces of him off starting with his toes then his fingers and his man parts were last. She cut six times before she ran out of space. When she was done he hid all the pieces of him in different places three days later the police found him still taped to the bed. After a thorough search they found 30 pieces throughout the house and then came his last life.

Born in the late 80s he was 20 by the time his Adventure started. Up to that point he was just a serious a****** who liked whiskey. June 2012. An alarm clock sounded loudly in a dirty room a hand reaches from the bed and smacks at the clock he knocks it off the table and it goes silent 5 minutes later he reached back over and grab the bottle of whiskey he finished it off and dropped it on the floor he began to stir and finally got out of bed he dressed in his work uniform and found his name pin it read welcome to Mickey Kings my name is Johnny ask us about our specials and he was off. he left his house on a bike.

It was 6:30 a.m., still a decent amount of time to get there. He stopped off for something to smoke and bought a pack of rolling cigarettes. He started to leave the store and noticed the guy in a white trench coat standing across the street a big truck went by and the guy was gone as if he was never there Johnny got on his bike and peddled off to work when he got there he clocked in and begin another day of monotony the day went on as it normally did slow and uneventful. The end of his shift was at hand and he was looking forward to a drink after work. As always. He clocked out and went around where he had his bike but it was gone. With a few obscenities muttered he walked over and noticed the note taped to the rail it read I have kidnapped your bike if you wish to ever see him alive again you will do as I say. And there was a number below the whole thing in cut out block letters and pasted on paper. Usually if someone were to steal his stuff he would be extremely pissed but after reading the note he was just confused he went back inside and asked to see the security tape for that day. They rewound until they saw the bike and a white blur then pushed play. It was not for 10 minutes after he clocked in, a guy entered the scene, fake long stepping like someone exaggerating a sneaky walk. The guy was wearing a white sheet. On it the words I'm a ghost were written in large letters. The guy working the camera asked if he should call the cops. Johnny said no but asked for a phone to use.

He dialed the number on the note and it rang a few times before someone answered "City morgue,you stab em, we slab em"

To which Johnny replied why did you steal my bike?'' The voice on the other side coughed and made a sound, when he spoke it was through a voice changer. “If you want him back you will pay the ransom” and Johnny replied “are you fucking serious? Are you on drugs?” The Voice responded. “You will meet me at Aid-rite in 1 hour. I want to mcBiggie's and large fries. you will put it in a briefcase and have it there in one hour or else the bike gets it.” And Johnny replied “once again are you fucking serious? Give me back my bike! I don't even have a briefcase.” And the voice said “okay if you don't have a briefcase put it in a bag, but I want a paper crown and I swear to God if you forget the crown this bike's blood is on your hands.” Dumbstruck Johnny just degrees. They hung up and Johnny went to buy the food. His order came and the girl working handed him the bag. “Can I have a crown” asked johnny and she replied”ummm why?” but He just said, “Give me a damn crown ok?” She looks struck and gives him a crown. He leaves and walks over to the aid-rite exactly 100 feet, 

right across the street. He Sighs and walks over then goes to a pay phone and calls the number. right around the corner he hears a ringtone. The guy answers. “Grandma? Is that you?” to which Johnny replied “I'm not your grandma!” but The guy just says “Grandma I'm in the middle of a hostage negotiation I'll have to call you back.” So Johnny hangs up and walks around the corner. He sees the guy in the white coat on a cell phone. “I'm taking my bike.” says johnny, to Which the guy says to him “hold on it's my Grandma she's crazy.” so Johnny says “get off the damn phone.” The guy does so and clown walks over to the bike tied up with the sheet. The guy pulls out a knife and holds it right under the handlebars. “Did you bring the package?” Johnny started walking over. And the guy says. “I'll do it. I will end this bike don't test me man” And as he holds the knife up it flops, turning out to be a rubber knife. Johnny just gives him an ‘are you f****** serious’ look And pulls out the bag then drops it on the ground. the guy walks over and picks it up then looks inside “no Crown? Death to the bike!” Johnny pulls out the paper crown and hands it to him. The guy takes it and puts it on and then sits down and begins to eat the food. 

Johnny walks over to his bike and takes off the ‘I'm a ghost’ sheet. He walks the bike over to the guy and stops “you owe me $4.50.” The guy looks up and responds “I don't have any money. Evil stuff.... evil stuff. I got this though” and he pulls out a bottle of cough syrup And holds it out to johnny “Here this is better than money.” Johnny takes it and says “I'm not sick…” To which the guy responds “everybody's sick, most just don't know it” and Taps his crown. Johnny just says “I'm not sick, I'm not drinking it.” The guy finishes the food and pulls out his own bottle. He opens it, and chugs it down. Johnny looks at the bottle and sits down next to him. “What's it do?” Johnny asks, and the guy responds “….a lot.” Johnny hesitates. “Look at me, Who the fuck Does shit like this? So I must be high As fuck and completely mad.” so Johnny replies “Well you stole my bike and conned me out of $4.50, I should kick your ass.” so the guy replies. “Well shoulda fucked Coulda and woulda had a baby but could only make a noun.” Confused, Johnny simply says “what?!?!?” so the Guy just responds. “Drink up, and find out for yourself” And to everybody's surprise Johnny did so. “So what's your name?” Asks Johnny when done with the bottle, to which The guy responds. “Dexter...and you?” so Johnny says “I'm Johnny, and I gotta say man you're kinda weird…”. They shook hands and thus began An extremely odd friendship, which would lead to very strange apocalyptic adventures...