And lo they did come
These so-called friends
Of your good dragon, Magford
Who never did bother a soul
Now, did he?
‘A Dublin dragon!’
They all said
When I first did appear
Out of a November storm
Wings never furling
Fire through my teeth
And down below
The ministers and the holy people
Cliffmongers to the village
Of this and that
Looking up at me
With their bad breath
And their fishy eyes exclaiming--
‘Whomsoever heard
Of a Dublin dragon?’
This was back
When Dublin was a village
And I could make my way
As I saw fit
Diving down to sandy
To gather up shells
That struck my fancy
Not bothering a soul, mind you
Never so much as breathing
A flame towards anyone
A wee cave I did find
Tucked into the rock
Of Beth’anna Nave
And in it I did go
With my tidy collection
Always kept so
By the incoming tides
Roll they do
And roll proud
Into the cave
My belly catching
The foam
And over my shells
My jewels
My treasure
Each morn
While the sun
Is still deciding
What it would like to be
I go out and retain
That which nobody else
Would care to have
The bones of a beached seal
The discarded mop of a dying maid
Empty milk bottles
Empty baby bottles
Empty empty empty
And to me
They seem full
Of all possibilities
So back they come
And who does it harm?
I ask you plain
Who does it harm?
But lo they did come
These dragons from Glasgow
These dragons from Port
These London dragons
Who think their scales
Don’t stink of weed
And mushbanger
Just like the rest of ours
Calling themselves ‘family’
All because of our genus
As as if that means
A piddler’s pot to me
And my collection
O, but who did snitch
The pitch to these
My reptilian brethren?
To the Dubliners
I am a mascot of sorts
And proud they are
To have such a clean dragon
In their midst
When all do know
That the Moscow dragons
Reek to high heaven
Of tuna they swallow
By the ton
And vodka they do guzzle
With no shame about them
But snitch someone did
And the arrival of my kin
Brings to mind the monsters
Of epic lore
When great poems were written
About knights and kings
All gone, all gone
Now just a handful remaining
And what kind of hand?
Such is the concern
That my fellows fly on
Begging me to let go
Of my glory
In all its hard surface
And tender recall
‘Magford,’ Oso from Glasgow
His tongue the color
Of spoiled butter
As he pleads to me
In the eldest language we speak
Hoping his dialect
Hasn’t creaked too rusty
In years intervening
‘Magford, your cave is--
Well, it’s a bit of a dump’
Claw his vision off
I’d like to
Clamp my incisors
Down on his pithy tail
Is what springs to mind
But I must listen
For Magford is no mad dragon
And all know that mad dragons
Are sent to polar fields
To freeze their insanity
In its tracks
These traitors of the flame
Would take me there
In no time asked
Provided I say one word
That doesn’t pitch to their tune
‘Let us clean up a bit for you,’
That squealer Oso beseeches
Promising to only dispose
Of that which is not of value
But what is one dragon’s gold
Compared to a dragon
With no poetry in his heart?
Are we not all allowed
Our own aesthetic?
May a dragon not reside
In his domicile
Without having to justify
Why a piece of driftwood
Is pertinent to his high morale?
But wars are sometimes lost
Before the first gun is loaded
And such is the case
When the collective fly in
From all over
Their prune-ish minds made up
Ready with sacks attached
To fill with that which
Brings you serenity
I do but watch
As one by one
They pluck items
Off my shelves of rock
Into the burlap
Fastened to their wings
Go every cracked glass
That was rescued
Just before high tide
In go the bits from ships
That met their maker
Against Gurney's Rock
In go the iguanaskins
Gifted to me
By Brusoe the Blind
One of the greatest dragons
To ever fly the Blue Migration
Before his death at Three Thousand and Twelve
What fight would I have
For any of them
If not for all of them
Rum barrels with no rum in them
Lady skirts with no ladies in them
Scrolls with the ink blurred
From the mist that peters in
When I do slumber
Asking me to come up
With my own stories
As I imagine to read
And tell on nights
When the bustards crow
They pilfer from one end
Of the cave to another
Trying to hide their glee
But failing as giggles purt out
Enough to gather me up
Chewing on my own
Rust-colored tongue
For fearing of lashing them
With the language of new
A language that says
Gold need not be glimmer
Gold be that which
Glues up a broken heart
When there are no more castles
No more knights to battle
No more crowns to guard
Each wiz of dash
And witch of flint
And long eye of majesty
Has been shocked off
By adult declarations
That one must sip coffee
With a spoon at one’s side
And electric bills
Must be paid on time
Or else
Why were dragons the last
Of the past greatness
Sent to ashes
By modern entrances?
The look in castaway eyes
When they catch us in the sky
Confusing their wits
Asking them to consider
That once they were giants
And now they’re but bill payers
And coffee stirrers
And van drivers
And package unpackers
And contract signers
And dullards with teeth
That can’t but open
A piece of paper
Sealed with nothing
But child’s adhesive
We are their sad
Memorandums
And I have no urge
To CC any of them
I’d simply like
My seashells
And my driftwood
And my hat
Blown off the head
Of a baby
On a blustery day
By the sea
But all that’s left me
When they go
That jackley bunch
Are four dubloons
All gold, yes
They left me my gold
But for what,
I might ask
And will ask
But for what
Am I to do
With gold?
The waves will come up
And perhaps higher
Than my belly they will go
This night when my shelves are bare
Perhaps they will
Swallow me up
And I will no longer be
A creature of air and fire
But one of sea
Down into a second
Blue Migration may I swim
Finding all sorts of sunken
All bits of wreck
And treasures buried
So deep in the silt and coral
That no man or beast
Should ever hope
To salvage them
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Very nice, I like the rhythm of the poem style. I also like the "one man's trash is another man's treasure" idea, and although he is a dragon and the story is fantasy, it has a very relatable vibe. How many of us "know better" than to speak up when family tries to step in and help in a well-meaning but uninvited way? Nice story!
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Thank you very much, Nona!
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Very enjoyable! Though I'm kind of shite with poems. There's a melancholic feel to this, a sense of aging and things changing. That's made pretty clear with the vanishing of knights and the appearance of bills - the magic of the narrator's youth is gone. But the relatives swooping in to clear out the cave also has a tinge of greedy family waiting for their wealthy elders to die off. On the surface it's about dragons, but I was also put in mind of hobbits. Perhaps this was due to Bilbo's treasure collecting, and tense relations with the Sac...
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Thank you, Michal. I thought it might be fun to take the genre of epic poetry, borrow its standard characters, and then give them a modern problem to face.
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Hey Kevin! This was a thrilling piece. I adored the format and imagined this story out to song to be sung in the pubs of Dublin. The pauses you placed with the line breaks were so perfect. I loved the way this dragon carried themself through the story and I really enjoyed the ending. This story made me smile. Nice job!
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Thank you so much, Amanda. I had a wonderful time writing it.
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Kevin, Dublin Dragon holds on to empty bottles: babies and milk. The dragons from England, and Russia, described by Magford, are absolutely detailed. The fantastic way you weave the notion of many dragons' trash is another's gold works. The idea is that the other dragons from all points who say they're family (because of the genus) have heard about Magford's filled with junk. They come to 'help him' when he doesn't ask for help. He allows them to clean him out and save the dubloons, which could not be more ironic than when he said, "For...
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Thank you, Lily. It's the format I feel most comfortable with, so it felt great to lean into the idea of an epic poem.
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I like that dragons have interventions as well. Hoarding is an odd mental illness. This made me think of a show I watched called Obsessive Compulsive Howrders. There was a man living in a large house reduced to squeezing through cracks between stacks of newspapers. He slept on a bed made of them squashed up by a window.
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