The Huge Dragon Which Terrorized

The Huge Dragon Which Terrorized Danville

Once upon a time in a huge metropolis called Danville, Va., there lived a man named Laurence. He was a really nice guy who attended a Pentecostal Church which is called New Hope. The pastor there was a really anointed man named Bishop David, named after the greatest king of all-time who's in the Bible. He knew the Word quite well and studied it all the time, not just preparing for his messages, but because he loved God and wanted to make Him be happy. Quite often he preached on demons and how to cast them out of people's lives when they come up and attack them the way demons do. The Word was all he needed for his armor.

Then one day a gigantic monster was seen walking though the huge city of Danville, terrorizing all the people who lived in that great big town. It was recorded as being about 30 feet-tall, covered in purple fur, with 4 legs and a long, vicious tail which looked as if it could be used to knock down things like buildings and police cars. The creature kept on terrorizing the whole metropolis. Mayor Jones had set out an a. p. b. on the monster, only that he had an exceptionally difficult time spelling a. p. b. because he wasn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. In fact, when it came to being smart, he made a good golfer. Some people said when God handed out brains he figured He said, "rains" and ran for cover. Other people said he figured He said, "trains" and missed his altogether. At any rate, he was still the governor of that huge metropolis so the people looked up to him. That's because he was about 6 foot 9 and was the center on his college basketball team. In other words, when it came to being an awesome leader, he made a great basketball player. Now, that would be putting that statement mildly.

Regardless, he was still the leader of that great city and the people all looked up to him. That's because he was so tall, but it was the only reason. He ordered everybody tn that great big city to stay in their homes until the monster had been taken care of, but obviously, that didn't work because the people had to work and get their kids to school, not to mention all the errands the residents of that big city had to do in their every day routines. Yet naturally, that request went over like a lead-balloon which meant people continued to run away every time that horrible monster appeared anywhere near that huge city. Even the mayor was at a loss for words because he couldn’t, “may,” because that is the favorite activity mayors are the best at doing.

He hired several men to rid the city of that awful menace, but all of them ended up at K. F. C. because they were all, "chicken." Some people thought the idea of a monster in Danville was just too corny to believe. That was why they all ended up needing somebody to pass them some butter with a, “Promise,” and yet all that corn came from The, "Colonel” who was there.

Anyway, the monster sightings kept on becoming more regular all the time. A huge reward was offered to anybody who'd kill the, "savage beast," and an even bigger reward for capturing it alive. There was one man in particular named Sir Pantsalot, who was actually Sir Lancelot's great, great, great nephew. He was, "volunteered" to do the job by all the brave men in that tremendous city and besides, he was such a total screw-up, the townspeople wanted to get rid of him anyway and thought they'd kill 2 birds with 1 stone that way. They told him unless he could succeed at doing that task, he would be put to the rack and burned at the steak and then beheaded. After having those things happen to him, what was left of him would be put in prison.

When Sir Pantsalot went to the cave where the terrible fire-breathing dragon laid there asleep, he kicked him to wake him up and while holding his long, sharp sword up in front of him said, "Get up so I can kill you, dragon! Now, don't be, 'draggin' your feet! I must sleigh you now!"

"What do you mean, 'sleigh me?' " asked the really perturbed, extremely immense dragon as he scowled down at the little knight, "Now, the only kind of ‘sleigh' I know anything about will get pulled by Santa’s reindeer on Christmas Eve! Hopefully they will not have any, ‘rain, dear!’ "

Sir Pantsalot scowled at the cowardly monster who was obviously annoyed by the little knight who had just stuck a tiny sward into his face, which kind of stung just a little bit. "You have got to go! You have been terrorizing all the villagers with your fire-breathing big mouth! They have all had way too much of it and have sent me to slay you! That doesn’t mean like what Santa drives on Christmas Eve either! The king wants me to do it! Sorry about that!"

"I just wanted somebody to play with me!" said the dragon looking down at the ground. He was almost to the point of crying, but he had to keep his upper lip stiff without catching it on fire.

The little knight took the huge dragon back to town with him and even gave him a job of lighting the villager's fireplaces whenever they went out in the winter time. He also enjoyed letting all the children fly on his back and let them play late at night since he could light up the whole neighborhood with the fire that came out of his mouth. Because of that, he was extremely welcome in their village. He did many other nice things to help the town’s people out in any way possible. As everybody knows, dragons live forever, so after the little knight grew up, got married and moved away with his own family, there was always another kid whom he could be friends with. He did that throughout all of eternity, thus making him be the happiest dragon in history, which also made the village become a considerably better place to live for everybody concerned and so, like the best-written children's stories of all-time will officially finish up with,

"THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!!"

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The end.

By, Cuz Roye.