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Author’s Note: Just a fair warning, readers! This is a joke story, please don’t take it seriously. This is not how I normally write, and you know that. Hopefully you still get a laugh or such. Thanks! Stay healthy! :)


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July 06, 2020 15:25

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64 comments

Corey Melin
20:46 Jul 08, 2020

I believe I just read the winner of the week. :)

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21:32 Jul 08, 2020

Thank you so much, Corey! It makes me so happy to hear that. :D

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נιмму 🤎
20:20 Aug 11, 2020

this reminds me of spongebob

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21:46 Aug 11, 2020

That's a good thing, right? 😂😉 Thanks for reading!

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נιмму 🤎
22:39 Aug 11, 2020

heck yea it is i love spongebob

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12:53 Aug 12, 2020

😂 Thanks!

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Amith Shaju
17:52 Jul 13, 2020

LoL... Did u get the medicine? 😝

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22:32 Jul 13, 2020

XD Yeah, for sure. (; Thanks for reading!

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Crystal Lewis
08:22 Jul 12, 2020

That actually made me chuckle. I also find it funny how completely relatable it is! Because we’ve all had this litany running through our heads at some point in our lives.

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22:44 Jul 12, 2020

Thank you, C.!

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This is hilarious! Definitely a thumbs up, lol!

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02:43 Jul 10, 2020

Thank you! Lol

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Hallie A.
15:14 Jul 12, 2020

I love this! It is hilarious.

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22:43 Jul 12, 2020

Thanks, Hallie!

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Khizra Aslam
14:25 Jul 08, 2020

Well, this story left a smile on my lips. Great job😂❤

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18:32 Jul 08, 2020

Thank you, Khizra! :D <3

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Evelyn ⭐️
15:16 Jul 07, 2020

Loved this! It was so funny! Great work! I defiantly wasn't expecting it!

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15:17 Jul 07, 2020

Thanks, Evelyn! :)

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Vimal Rao
12:18 Jul 07, 2020

Hahaha. Should have been "open for surprise" Hahaha nice one.

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15:17 Jul 07, 2020

Thank you, Vimal! :)

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lol Brooke😃 told me to check out your story because it was funny. it totally was!

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19:43 May 10, 2021

Aw, thanks!

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15:53 Jan 01, 2021

YES. I REMEMBER THIS STORY. I LOVE IT!!! -Aerin, in one of her many alter accounts to upvote youuuuu

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15:55 Jan 01, 2021

Lol, why shank you!! -Brooke, who knew that Samara was Aerin and is forever grateful to her

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B. W.
13:20 Sep 20, 2020

ah yes, this was such a beautiful story, i really loved it. The emotions in the characters, the sadness near the end, how sad it is for the dog, will the dog be okay? This story deserves a sequel and it would be just as great as the second one, i'm not sure if it won the contest or anything, but i think that it should have at some point. Okay- i was honestly laughing throughout the whole thing tbh, i think this is the only kind of 'joke' story you've done or whatever you called it, why did ya decide to do it, is there maybe any other kind of...

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13:50 Sep 20, 2020

😂😂😂 Thanks so much, B.! Your comment really made me laugh. And no, I have not submitted any more "joke stories".

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B. W.
13:52 Sep 20, 2020

no prob :) and i think you should try to make more joke stories if you want to

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13:53 Sep 20, 2020

Maybe, if I get inspired by a prompt.

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B. W.
13:54 Sep 20, 2020

why did ya decide to make a joke one though?

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13:55 Sep 20, 2020

My friend suggested it, and I just went with it.

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The Cold Ice
06:11 Aug 28, 2020

The story finished in I am waiting I am waiting.The story finish fastly.Super story.

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13:26 Aug 28, 2020

Thanks for reading!

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21:51 Jul 21, 2020

Definition of ‘awesomesauce’. -Aerin (would you mind checking out my story?)

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23:06 Jul 21, 2020

Thank you so much, Aerin! Of course! :)

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Courtney Stuart
00:00 Jul 17, 2020

ha! this story was simple, but still great and relatable!

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13:26 Jul 17, 2020

Thank you, Courtney!

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Jen Park
14:06 Jul 16, 2020

Oh, creative! Lol I love the ending.

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19:56 Jul 16, 2020

XD Thanks, Janey!

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Mila Van Niekerk
12:19 Jul 16, 2020

The best part is : the story just above this one is called ''waiting forever'' I'm dying of laughter

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19:57 Jul 16, 2020

XD That's funny! Thanks for reading!

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Mila Van Niekerk
12:16 Jul 16, 2020

I just face-palmed myself. But I clicked''like'' anyway Help me

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19:58 Jul 16, 2020

XD Thanks for reading (and liking) anyway!

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Zan Lexus
15:15 Jul 15, 2020

LOL. True story? I'm just imagining you writing this while you're actually in line waiting. :)

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15:32 Jul 15, 2020

XD Nope, my friend actually gave me this idea while we were camping together. This does seem like something I would do, though. (; Thanks for reading!

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Batool Hussain
16:29 Jul 06, 2020

Lol, Brooke! This is so funny. Btw how much was the word count? Curious! ;)

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01:31 Jul 07, 2020

XD Thanks! The word count was just over a thousand I'm pretty sure...

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Batool Hussain
05:27 Jul 07, 2020

Hmm... I c ;)

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