Liv Chocolate

Author on Reedsy Prompts since Feb, 2022

Stories (17)

17 Stories

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“The Okayish Kids” by Liv Chocolate

⭐️ Shortlisted for Contest #170

I make a list for everything. Groceries.To-dos.Every life-defining experience I want to have before I die—although, fact is, I never die. At approximately 1,751 years, 10 months, 29 days, 23 hours and 25 minutes old, I’m surprised that my nutrionally void diet of fruit cake and cookies hasn’t killed me just yet.  These lists consume most of my day. They give me a sense of control over my life, from the precise order of my daily activities to errands I need to check off. My relentless nag of a wife, who unfortunately never dies...

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“Bunny Boiler ” by Liv Chocolate

Submitted to Contest #155

I take my news like I take my tequila—shoot the bitter news down first, then chase it with the good part, fresh lime juice, before the burning sensation takes hold.This time, though, I don’t know which order to take them in. When Dr. Burberry asks me if I want the good news or the bad news first, I simply don’t understand. How can a paternity test yield both good and bad news? I’m either, A, the father, or B (and please, God, let it be answer B), not the father. There is no all of the above. “I just want the result,” I tell her matter-o...

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Let's be virtual writing friends livchocolate94@gmail.com slightly obsessed with Britney Spears cat mom Spotify feature: https://open.spotify.com/episode/2UCYjVEJyXfqTEZStjcNhc?si=7f768fdf2c4c431e Podcast interview w Russel and Deidra: https://www.readlotswritelots.com/podcast/episode-54-alicia-paleno/ Currently reading: -Pearl S. Buck -Cookie Mueller -David Foster Wallace

Winning 1 story 🏆

Contest #182
Careful—You’ll Slip, Fall, and Die on Those Slippery Slopes – read story

Shortlisted 5 stories ⭐️

Contest #202
Your Call Has Been Forwarded to a Place You Can Never Return – read story
Contest #181
Violet or Red – read story
Contest #173
How to Return a Half-Eaten Cheeseburger From 1997 – read story
Contest #172
Resting She-Devil Face – read story
Contest #170
The Okayish Kids – read story