Karen Lankford-Carnes

“"It was SOOO funny!” by Karen Lankford-Carnes

“It was SOOO Funny!”             By Karen Lankford-Carnes       This is an excerpt taken from an unfinished, most likely self-published on Amazon memoir of what I have personally experienced since the age of twelve. I’ll be skipping around a bit, so as not to lose the actual topic of this week. This is absolutely a true, absolutely intimate, and absolutely painful retellin...

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“I Am Hope” by Karen Lankford-Carnes

Submitted to Contest #106

I Am Hope By Karen Lankford-Carnes From the day I met her, I knew she was different. Not in a bad way, but just...different. She carried herself with a certain sort of grace. She fairly glided rather than walked. Tori was envious. Tori was always envious. She never dared believe that she would amount to much. Her step-father made sure she knew she was useless, hopeless and in the way. Tori never knew her ...

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“Linda Lou” by Karen Lankford-Carnes

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Linda Lou By Karen Lankford-Carnes “Good morning, Ladies, it’s my turn to talk about a Godly woman that you have known. I wrote the whole story so I wouldn’t start crying. I think I might anyway. Grab some coffee and carbs and let’s settle in.I hope you enjoy this.” ~ If you’ve ever known someone who was so optimistic about everything. Optimistic ad nauseum, then I’ll see you and raise you my cousin Lind...

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“Warrior Woman” by Karen Lankford-Carnes

Submitted to Contest #106

Warrior Woman By Karen Lankford-Carnes Dorcas hated everything about her life. “Why would you ever name your child Dorcas?!!! It’s cruel!” “Honey, it’s from the Bible.” “Well so is Nimrod! Good thing you didn’t have twins! Honestly! Great idea. ‘I wanted a perfect baby instead of a crippled one, so I’ll name her Dork-Ass!’” “Now stop it! It means gazelle”. “They don’t know that. If you wanted to name me ...

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“The Fortunate Son” by Karen Lankford-Carnes

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The Fortunate Son By Karen Lankford-Carnes This isn’t ideal, by any stretch of the imagination. Siobhan thought as she punched her timecard, in only eight hours. I can do this.Just find a purpose, a reason for being here. Some reason. “I really, really hate this gig. How am I working in a restaurant? It’s not even a clever cliche. “Malarkey!” That's what he said, with conviction,no less. Siobhan couldn't...

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“It May Have Been Maybury” by Karen Lankford-Carnes

Submitted to Contest #106

It May Have Been Maybury By Karen Lankford-Carnes She was back, supposedly to “take care of some business”, except there was no business left to take care of. Her older brother and his wife had taken care of it already. They were the dynamic duo of taking care of business. They were also the only ones in the family who had their shit together. Kathy, Kelly or Kim...no, Kaye was her name, decided ...

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“Wait. What? ” by Karen Lankford-Carnes

Submitted to Contest #105

     Wait.What?      By Karen Lankford-Carnes“Hi Melissa! Are we still on for lunch? Good, good. Mexican or Mediteranian? Nah I’m good with either. Great! I’ll see ya then. Say, uh, there’s something I want to talk to you about. Like adults, you know? Okay, I’ll see you ‘bout 1:00 then. Bye.” Izzy was a little concerned about this “talk” she wanted to have with Melissa, but she had to speak with someone about it. She wanted to understand t...

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“What's Jung Got To Do With It?” by Karen Lankford-Carnes

Submitted to Contest #104

Karen Carnes  5475 Sarvis Ave  Waterford, MI 48327  947-414-1977  KarenCarnes63@gmail.com  What’s Jung Got To Do With It?  Karen Lankford-Carnes  What on earth gave me the impression that I should, rather could, be married? Me?! Debbie domestic? People...

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“On the Road to Maddog ” by Karen Lankford-Carnes

Submitted to Contest #103

Karen Carnes 5475 Sarvis Avenue  Waterford, MI 48327 karencarnes63@gmail.com On the Road to Maddog By Karen Lankford-Carnes Tess was hanging around her boyfriend’s music store after hours. Jim wa...

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