Bradon L

Author on Reedsy Prompts since Mar, 2022

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“A Man in a Box” by Bradon L

I am a king in a castle, I shine like the sun. It seems that everything I do succeeds.I saw a man in a box. That’s not just a clever introduction; I saw an actual man in an actual box! Cardboard and all! He was just sitting in a box on the corner of an intersection. You might be thinking that he’s a beggar, but he had no sign. You might think it was just a joke, but he was there that whole week. Every time I drove by, there he was. Just him and his box, smiling at all the cars stopped at the intersection....

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“Mind the gap” by Bradon L

“Ok, Quiet place? Check! No distractions? Check. Cup of tea? Check! Well, here goes nothing.(Inhale, Exhale)“Since when did we start drinking tea? Does tea make us hip? Are you a hipster now? But, you can’t even grow a beard!””It’s chamomile. It’s supposed to help me relax. Now please be quiet.”(Inhale, Exhale)“You know what’s a fun word to say? Cabbage! It might be even more fun to say than bubbles. That reminds me of a time when…....

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“Twisted logic” by Bradon L

Tuesday January 2ndDear diary,I did it! I got the job! All my hard work is finally paying off! There aren’t enough exclamation points in the world to describe how happy I am!!!!!! There is no time to celebrate however, because Im supposed to meet up with my first client next Friday. I have so much to do before then. I have to get new clothes(cause girls go crazy for a sharp dressed man), new equipment, and I think I need to register with the state. I’m not sure if I should be a corporation or an LLC? Does this mea...

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“K vs 12” by Bradon L

”Thank you for joining us on 93.1 The Groove and welcome to this years broadcast of Battle Creek’s K vs 12 ball game. I’m your host Al Average, joined by my friend and former K vs 12 superstar Bob Beltburner. How you doin Bobby?””Ill tell you what Al, it’s good to be here on this beautiful sunny day to watch this ball game.””And what a game it will be. Who do you think has the advantage this year Bob?””Well Al, the high school baseball team has won ever...

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“Teeny tiny chicken nugget” by Bradon L

Hello dear reader! The author of this conglomeration of words thanks you for taking the time (or wasting your time) to read this. Our author absolutely adores writing. He feels that the written word is so powerful. With just a pen and paper, people fall in love, declare war, invoke fear, bring comfort, joy, laughter, and sadness. Unfortunately this young man consistently fails to demonstrate any of the aforementioned power in his writing. You see, our dear author is not the sharpest spoon in the drawer, has no natural talent, a limited vo...

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Author bio

27 from Minnesota and only slightly crazy. Have always had the desire to write! I’m not a gifted writer, but I find it relaxing. My writing tends to lean heavily towards comedy. I’m working on diversifying but it’s a struggle. Always looking for ways to improve so please let me know if there is something in my stories that needs adjusting. Thanks for reading.