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Funny Happy Holiday

It was the first night of Hanukkah, and the Goetz family was gathered around their living room, ready to light the menorah and exchange gifts. "I can't believe it's already Hanukkah," said Mrs. Goetz as she placed the candles in the menorah. "It feels like just yesterday we were lighting the first candle."


"Yeah, I know what you mean, mom," said Yakov with a sigh. "I feel like I just finished eating all the latkes from last year."


The family chuckled at Yakov's joke, and Mrs. Goetz rolled her eyes good-naturedly. "Well, at least we have seven more nights of latkes to look forward to," she said.


As they lit the first candle and said the blessings, the Goetz children, Yakov and Rebecca, exchanged excited glances. They had been looking forward to Hanukkah all year and couldn't wait to see what gifts their parents had chosen for them.


After lighting the menorah, the family sat down to a dinner of latkes, applesauce, and brisket. They laughed and told stories late into the night, enjoying each other's company.


On the second night of Hanukkah, the Goetz's gathered once again to light the menorah and exchange gifts. This time, Mr. Goetz had a surprise up his sleeve. He had wrapped a large, oddly shaped box and presented it to Mrs. Goetz with a flourish.


Mrs. Goetz raised an eyebrow and tore off the wrapping paper, revealing a brand-new stand mixer. "Oh my goodness!" she exclaimed. "I've been wanting one of these for years!"


Yakov and Rebecca couldn't contain their laughter as they watched their mother's delighted reaction. "I had a feeling you'd be excited about that one," Mr. Goetz said with a grin.


As the week progressed, the Goetz family continued to celebrate Hanukkah with gift-giving, candle lighting, and festive meals. On the fifth night, they decided to take a break from cooking and ordered takeout from their favorite kosher deli.


"I can't believe we're already halfway through Hanukkah," said Yakov as he munched on a pastrami sandwich. "It's going by so fast."


"I know, right?" said Rebecca. "I feel like we just started celebrating yesterday."


On the seventh night, the Goetz's invited some friends and extended family over for a Hanukkah party. They lit the menorah, exchanged gifts, and feasted on traditional Hanukkah foods like gefilte fish and kugel.


As the party was winding down, Yakov approached his parents with a mischievous glint in his eye. "I have an idea for a new Hanukkah tradition," he said. "We should play a game of dreidel, but with a twist."


"What kind of twist?" asked Mrs. Goetz, intrigued.


"We should play for chocolate gelt!" Yakov exclaimed. "It'll be like a Hanukkah version of poker."


The family burst out laughing at Yakov's suggestion, and they quickly agreed to give it a try. They spent the rest of the night playing dreidel for chocolate gelt, laughing, and having a great time.


Finally, on the eighth and final night of Hanukkah, the Goetz family gathered one last time around the menorah. They reflected on the past week and all the joy and togetherness that Hanukkah had brought them. As they blew out the candles and said the final blessings, they made a pact to continue celebrating Hanukkah and the values it represents for years to come.


"I can't believe Hanukkah is already over," said Mrs. Goetz with a sigh. "It's been such a wonderful week."


"I know, right?" said Mr. Goetz. "I feel like we've made so many great memories and traditions this year. I can't wait to see what next year brings."


"Me neither," said Yakov. "I'm already looking forward to more latkes, more dreidel, and more chocolate gelt!"


The Goetz family laughed at Yakov's enthusiasm, knowing that their love for Hanukkah and each other would only continue to grow in the years to come. As they said goodnight and retired to bed, they knew their Hanukkah celebration had been extraordinary and memorable.


As the Goetz family settled into their daily routine after Hanukkah, they couldn't help but feel a sense of nostalgia for the special week they had just experienced. They had made so many beautiful memories and traditions, and they knew that Hanukkah had brought them closer together as a family.


One morning, as Mrs. Goetz was preparing breakfast, she noticed that Mr. Goetz was looking a bit down. "Is everything okay, dear?" she asked.


Mr. Goetz sighed and shrugged. "I don't know, I just can't shake the feeling that something is missing," he said. "I feel like we're missing out on all the fun and excitement of Hanukkah now that it's over."


Mrs. Goetz smiled sympathetically and reached out to squeeze her husband's hand. "I know what you mean," she said. "But we don't have to wait until next Hanukkah to enjoy all the fun and traditions we experienced. We can bring the spirit of Hanukkah into our daily lives and make every day feel special."


Mr. Goetz's eyes lit up as he realized what his wife was saying. "You're right!" he exclaimed. "We don't have to wait for Hanukkah to come around to feel the joy and togetherness it brings. We can make every day feel like Hanukkah!"


With that, Mr. and Mrs. Goetz set out to bring the spirit of Hanukkah into their daily lives. They made a pact to light the menorah every night, even when it wasn't Hanukkah, and to make an effort to spend quality time with their children, Yakov and Rebecca, every day.


They also started incorporating small acts of kindness and generosity into their daily routine, inspired by the values of Hanukkah. They made a habit of donating to charity and helping their neighbors and friends whenever possible.


As the Goetz family embraced the spirit of Hanukkah on a daily basis, they found that their lives were filled with joy, togetherness, and purpose. They were grateful for the lessons and traditions that Hanukkah had brought into their lives and knew they would carry them with them forever.


One day, as the Goetz's sat around the table enjoying a dinner of latkes and applesauce, Yakov turned to his parents with a thoughtful expression. "Do you think we'll ever stop celebrating Hanukkah?" he asked.


Mr. and Mrs. Goetz exchanged a smile and shook their heads. "No, we don't think so," Mrs. Goetz replied. "Hanukkah has brought so much joy and meaning into our lives that we can't imagine not celebrating it. It's not just about the gifts and the food, it's about the values and traditions that we hold dear as a family."


Yakov nodded, satisfied with his parents' answer. He knew that Hanukkah would always be a special and meaningful part of his life, and he was grateful to have such a loving and supportive family to celebrate it with.


As the Goetz family continued to embrace the spirit of Hanukkah every day, they knew that they had found the secret to true happiness and fulfillment. They were grateful for the lessons and traditions that Hanukkah had taught them and were determined to pass them down to their children. They knew that Hanukkah was not just about the eight nights of celebration but about living every day with the values of love, family, and gratitude at the forefront.


As the years passed, the Goetz family celebrated Hanukkah with joy and enthusiasm, always remembering the lessons and traditions that had brought them closer together. And as they passed those lessons and traditions down to their children, they knew that Hanukkah would always be a unique and meaningful part of their lives.





December 27, 2022 02:27

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8 comments

Simsim Rose
03:31 Jan 06, 2023

Heartwarming but it lacked an actual storyline. It's beautifully descriptive though.

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Steven Goetz
19:15 Jan 06, 2023

Thank you! I tried stressing the continuity and eternality of Hannukah, not genuinely creating a traditional storyline!

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S N
23:52 Jan 05, 2023

This was so very heartwarming, I liked reading about another culture and one that has such positive sentiments abounding, like generosity and family time And not reserving these to holiday but using holidays as more of a reminder of what should be done throughout the year, always.

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Steven Goetz
19:17 Jan 06, 2023

Sasha, thank you so much! I wrote this piece to portray the perpetuity of Hannukah - illustrating how Hannukah is not only eight days but rather an infinite message we should always carry within ourselves.

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17:24 Jan 05, 2023

This is the sweetest. I am adding it to my list of Hannukah literature to reread every year. Thank you.

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Steven Goetz
19:28 Jan 05, 2023

Thank you so much! Todah Rabba!

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Jessica Metcalf
20:23 Dec 31, 2022

A great, wholesome story of Hanukkah with beautiful values! I would offer as critique to watch repetitiveness and redundancy between dialogue and paragraph description. Make the dialogue the driving factor of the story without reiterating what was said! Great work :)

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Steven Goetz
19:29 Jan 05, 2023

Yeah...I agree. I'll keep this in mind as I continue to write; the 1,000-word minimum might've diffused the message. Hope I still win and thank you for your feedback!

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