Author's note: "Market" - a special market where secret organizations trade or barter with each other
Market Councillors - organize and manage the market
โHi, this is Tony Smith. I am part of a secret organization called I.N.T.E.N.S.E. The full form of I.N.T.E.N.S.E is โVillains International Trading of Evil things for Evilโ. I do not like the name, but I did not make the name. I ha-โ
โWait, Mr. Smith. I need to show the council something better than what you are going to show. Hello, this is doctor Trey Matthew from V.I.T.R.I.F.Y. It is well known. So ... I have a very spe-โ
โSorry to interrupt you both, but I need to leave.โ
โBut youโre one of the councilors! You canโt leave! This is a very important meeting! We need to show you the things we have to trade! And we are not allowed to trade without all of the councilors!โ
โI have gotten a very urgent call, so I need to leave! Will you please understand?!โ
โNo, I will not! You have to stay!โ
โI am leaving! Hellen, substitute for me.โ
โOk, I will sir.โ
โSo, as I was saying, I have a very special artifact that everyone has been looking for. It is the Kohinoor Diamond. It will be exchanged for whatever I will like the most from the other traders.โ
โOkay, so this is Tony Smith again, and I have something as good as that. Maybe better. Many people would like it โฆ I am sure of that. I have the map to โฆ The Lost City of Atlantis! I will see what the other traders have; then I will see what I want for this. The next person can show us what they have.โ
โHello, this is Lucas Titiny. Iโm from I.N.S.T.I.N.C.T. Iโm also an instructor of the most famous villain trading school, V.T.S. I have made 2 new things I would like to share with only you. It is The Minimizer 2000! Look, It even works.โ
ZZAAPPP!!
โSee, it works. You can use it to make a bank small, and other stuff. Itโs good. The other thing is The Gravity Hook. You can see what it does with your own eyes.โ
ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAPP!
โSee. You can take all the jewelry and money and stuff from the bank. All I want for this is that. The map to Atlantis. Thatโs all I want.โ
โHello, my name is Lexi Rodriguez, and I have something that Mr. Titiny will really like. I have a coat. But not just any coat! Look at it! It has so many pockets and straps to put gadgets. And, it comes with a LOT of gadgets. Like this gun, and the lipstick laser. Ok, cโmon, please! Just gimme that. Yeah, that. The Minimizer 2000.โ
โHa, got it! Oh no, I gotta run! See ya!โ
โCatch her! I want my Minimizer back!โ
โYes, I got her! HAHA! Youโre going to I.N.S.T.I.N.C.Tโs jail now, little girl. And you wonโt like it there. Take her away!โ
โOk, NEXT! Ah, yes Ronald Werter from V.E.R.D.I.CT! Your turn.โ
โSo umm, you already know my uhh, name, and where Iโm from. Well, uh, I have something to show to you, er, right now. I umm, have a, um, Gunenator. It makes, uh, well, anything you shoot with this will, uh, um, make it a gun. So basically, um, yeah. Thatโs what it, um, does. Yeah. Ok, anyone can, er, take this. For whatever you have to, um, give me. I, uh, also have another, er, thing. It is called the, uh, the Ammonator 2000. When you, um, shoot, it makes any, uh, random thing, er, turn into, uh, ammo for guns. Wait, er, was I the, um, last one?โ
โYes, you were. Ok, itโs now break time! You can do whatever you โtil 11:30, which gives you a lot of time to eat. And also give us the things that youโre going to trade. See ya!โ
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โWelcome back everyone. We have to go to some other place for the trading part, so please follow the other councilors, Oliver and Antonia. They both are at the exits of the room. Councillors, please accompany the traders. Thank you.โ
โNice ride, right Lucas? Looks high tech!โ
โUh-huh. Yeah, Tony. But I dunno if itโs a limo or a van.โ
โYep. I think itโs a van though. Look at the tires.โ
โOh, yeah! I guess it is.โ
โEveryone get in the car! QUICK! Theyโre coming! THE POLICE!!โ
โWHAAโ! Get out your GUNS! Wait. Does everyone have guns?โ
โNot me.โ
โNot me.โ
โOk, get in the van, everyone who doesnโt have guns; and the people who do, start shooting! Oh yeah, Mr. Werter, give me your Gunenator. QUICK! Iโll shoot now.โ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWPPPP!
โTake this Councillor Antonia. Iโll shoot again.โ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWPPPP!
ZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWP!
โTake these Councillors. Now please SHOOT! Everyone has a gun now?โ
โNo.โ
โNo.โ
โNo.โ
โNo.โ
โNo.โ
โNo.โ
โOh, man! Uh, everyone who doesnโt have a gun, follow me into the van. Quick! Everyone who does have a gun with ammo, SHOOT THE POLICE! You, give me that trash can! Iโm gonna shoot the stuff inside it to make guns.โ
ZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWPP!
ZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWPPPPPP!
ZZZZEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWPPPPP!
ZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWPPPPPP!
ZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWP!
ZZZZZZZZEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWPP!
ZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWPPP!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWPPPP!
โDone. Take these and shoot the police! We will definitely win against them! We have a lot of people from different evil companies! And we have good shooters! Cโmon and be a man โฆ or a woman. Whatever you are! Never give up! Keep going โtil you die! Whatโs our motto?!โ
โREH MIGHQU' QA'!โ
โEVIL WILL ALWAYS WIN!โ
โYeah! Now SHOOT!โ
โUh oh. I donโt have ammo!โ
โMe neither!โ
โMe neither!โ
โMe neither!โ
โHere! Take some!โ
โGood. I wonโt have to, uh, give my, um, Ammonator 2000 now. Oh, wait, uh, I, er, forgot to take the Gunenator back. Iโll just, er, stealthily take it.โ
โGot it! Yes!โ
โHey! You! Mr. Werter! Why arenโt you fighting?โ
โI, uh, donโt know how to. Iโm only an, um, an inventor. I do not know how to, er, hold a gun.โ
โOh. Ok. Go on with whatever youโre doing.โ
โYes, um.โ
โI got, er, I got it, uh, it back! Yes! Good me, good me. I need to, er, go home. Oh, no! I, um, cannot! I have to, uh trade. I have to, er, um, stay! Fine.โ
โYes! Weโre winning! See! REH MIGHQU' QA'! NO! Man down! I repeat, man down! No! NO! Weโre losing!โ
โHa! We are winning! Without losing or injuring most of the officers! Whatโs our motto?!โ
โWO' QEYLIS HOCH!โ
โEVIL WILL ALWAYS LOSE!โ
โYeah! And look at that! People with bad spirits will always lose! Keep shooting!โ
โWe WIN! We win! The evil guys lost!โ
โYeah!โ
โYes! Letโs get back home and tell the chief.โ
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Saw you followed me, so made myself some time to check you out! What a story! Entirely told through dialogue. How unique! Loved the plot, seems you really thought this through! I would love it if you could check out my stories too!!! XElsa
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Thanks! ๐ I actually didn't think all this from the start, I went on as the story went on.๐คทโโ๏ธ I'll definitely read your story! Could you tell me which one though?
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Sure! "Billy" and "Please Mama" are my personal favourites, but you know, whatever. Thanks ahead!!
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Pls read my new story
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Okay!
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Good story.Great job keep it up.It was brilliant.I loved this story.Keep writing. Would you mind to read my story โThe dragon warrior part 2?โ
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Mysterious story.Great job ๐keep it up.It was a brilliant.Keep writing. Would you mind to read my story โThe dragon warrior?โ
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