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Gooses are fucking stupid cunts who deserve to die. They are arrogant as fuck, because they can swim, fly, and walk and they chase after me when I'm minding my own god damned business. Like, seriously? I don't have a car and I'm having to walk to campus when it's snowing like fucking Canada (btw fuck Canada, pussy ass polite cunts!); do I deserve this too? I've often fantasized about snapping their cunty little necks but I've managed to hold my temper. Fuck this competition, I just needed to vent. Seriously, a minimum word limit? What do I look like; William Shakespeare? Fuck outta here with that shit, I'm copy pasting whatever I have!
Gooses are fucking stupid cunts who deserve to die. They are arrogant as fuck, because they can swim, fly, and walk and chase after me when I'm minding my business. Like seriously? I don't have a car, so I'm walking to my campus when it's snowing like fucking Canada (btw fuck Canada, pussy ass polite twats!); do I deserve this too. I've often fantasize about snapping their cunty little necks but I've managed to hold my temper. Fuck this competition, I just needed to vent. Seriously, a minimum word limit? What do I look like William Shakespeare. Fuck outta here with that shit, I'm copy pasting whatever I have!
Gooses are fucking stupid cunts who deserve to die. They are arrogant as fuck, because they can swim, fly, and walk and chase after me when I'm minding my business. Like seriously? I don't have a car, so I'm walking to my campus when it's snowing like fucking Canada (btw fuck Canada, pussy ass polite twats!); do I deserve this too. I've often fantasize about snapping their cunty little necks but I've managed to hold my temper. Fuck this competition, I just needed to vent. Seriously, a minimum word limit? What do I look like William Shakespeare. Fuck outta here with that shit, I'm copy pasting whatever I have!
Gooses are fucking stupid cunts who deserve to die. They are arrogant as fuck, because they can swim, fly, and walk and chase after me when I'm minding my business. Like seriously? I don't have a car, so I'm walking to my campus when it's snowing like fucking Canada (btw fuck Canada, pussy ass polite twats!); do I deserve this too. I've often fantasize about snapping their cunty little necks but I've managed to hold my temper. Fuck this competition, I just needed to vent. Seriously, a minimum word limit? What do I look like William Shakespeare. Fuck outta here with that shit, I'm copy pasting whatever I have!
Gooses are fucking stupid cunts who deserve to die. They are arrogant as fuck, because they can swim, fly, and walk and chase after me when I'm minding my business. Like seriously? I don't have a car, so I'm walking to my campus when it's snowing like fucking Canada (btw fuck Canada, pussy ass polite twats!); do I deserve this too. I've often fantasize about snapping their cunty little necks but I've managed to hold my temper. Fuck this competition, I just needed to vent. Seriously, a minimum word limit? What do I look like William Shakespeare. Fuck outta here with that shit, I'm copy pasting whatever I have!
Gooses are fucking stupid cunts who deserve to die. They are arrogant as fuck, because they can swim, fly, and walk and chase after me when I'm minding my business. Like seriously? I don't have a car, so I'm walking to my campus when it's snowing like fucking Canada (btw fuck Canada, pussy ass polite twats!); do I deserve this too. I've often fantasize about snapping their cunty little necks but I've managed to hold my temper. Fuck this competition, I just needed to vent. Seriously, a minimum word limit? What do I look like William Shakespeare. Fuck outta here with that shit, I'm copy pasting whatever I have!
Gooses are fucking stupid cunts who deserve to die. They are arrogant as fuck, because they can swim, fly, and walk and chase after me when I'm minding my business. Like seriously? I don't have a car, so I'm walking to my campus when it's snowing like fucking Canada (btw fuck Canada, pussy ass polite twats!); do I deserve this too. I've often fantasize about snapping their cunty little necks but I've managed to hold my temper. Fuck this competition, I just needed to vent. Seriously, a minimum word limit? What do I look like William Shakespeare. Fuck outta here with that shit, I'm copy pasting whatever I have!
Gooses are fucking stupid cunts who deserve to die. They are arrogant as fuck, because they can swim, fly, and walk and chase after me when I'm minding my business. Like seriously? I don't have a car, so I'm walking to my campus when it's snowing like fucking Canada (btw fuck Canada, pussy ass polite twats!); do I deserve this too. I've often fantasize about snapping their cunty little necks but I've managed to hold my temper. Fuck this competition, I just needed to vent. Seriously, a minimum word limit? What do I look like William Shakespeare. Fuck outta here with that shit, I'm copy pasting whatever I have!
Gooses are fucking stupid cunts who deserve to die. They are arrogant as fuck, because they can swim, fly, and walk and chase after me when I'm minding my business. Like seriously? I don't have a car, so I'm walking to my campus when it's snowing like fucking Canada (btw fuck Canada, pussy ass polite twats!); do I deserve this too. I've often fantasize about snapping their cunty little necks but I've managed to hold my temper. Fuck this competition, I just needed to vent. Seriously, a minimum word limit? What do I look like William Shakespeare. Fuck outta here with that shit, I'm copy pasting whatever I have!
Gooses are fucking stupid cunts who deserve to die. They are arrogant as fuck, because they can swim, fly, and walk and chase after me when I'm minding my business. Like seriously? I don't have a car, so I'm walking to my campus when it's snowing like fucking Canada (btw fuck Canada, pussy ass polite twats!); do I deserve this too. I've often fantasize about snapping their cunty little necks but I've managed to hold my temper. Fuck this competition, I just needed to vent. Seriously, a minimum word limit? What do I look like William Shakespeare. Fuck outta here with that shit, I'm copy pasting whatever I have!
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I completely agree! Helpful tip - if a goose hisses at you, puff your chest out and hiss back and they'll cower away in fear. Scientifically proven to work
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Seems like you are more frustrated walking to your college than with the goose 😉
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Very interesting ..loved it. Enjoyed it till the end. Although goose is peculiar animal in its right, it does pose some thought in overall development of a living organism. It is a unique identifier that helps us to clearly and factually conclude that we are indeed living in a computer simulation. Thanks for the heads up.
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