Oh God!

God with a person with a dilemma.

It was a good day in heaven. The heaven was full of white cloud balls. It was bliss to see. God was sitting in his chair, maybe on the sofa in heaven. I don't wanna say his name. I think it's unnecessary. A man arrived in heaven after dying in an accident. He was a person with a dilemma. He never took a decision in a minute. It takes more than a day for him or he needs assistance. God was really bored. At that time the guards in heaven brought this man, he was a good looking guy. God asked the guards, what is the reason of death. Guards said that his time was over and also he killed a girl baby. The man interrupted suddenly and said," No he's wrong. I didn't kill anyone." God stood still for a second and went to the past to see what he did. He came back again to his body and said," Yeah you didn't literally kill, but you let a girl die. If you have helped that baby she would have been alive now. So you are the reason for the baby's death. So you killed her." The man replied that he was not a person who is able to make decisions faster. He said he was really sorry about that and he accepted his death. But he asked God to spend some time with him. God was also really bored, so he accepted. God asked him what they should do now.

He was deeply thinking about bringing a change in human's life. He said he was really bored to see the same thing happening again and again. So he wanted God to make men give birth to a child. He thought that would be different. God went to his wife and discussed this plan with her. She said, " Just don't make any decisions for fun. You're not serious. You don't know the actual consequences." God realised that even God's wife is also the same as a human wife. He thought this must be the nature of women. He was thinking about this. Goddess came near the man and said, " Stop thinking like this. You wanna know what will happen. If you do this?".

The man said yes. And she showed him what happened.

A man was pregnant and he was admitted to the hospital because he had severe pain. Doctor tried to take the baby out. But his dick was a big disturbance. It started to move here and there. He could not control it. The baby died.

Now, the man asked God to change the vaginal parts of man and woman.

He showed what will happen, if this happens.

Everything was different. He saw those scenes, men having babies and women moving around. And there was news in the paper that women abused men and women, gang raped boys etc and etc…

The man said, " Okay stop! "

God said, " Bringing change in one's life is not easy. Everything is created like this for a reason. About your problem, stop having a dilemma. What if I had a dilemma, whether to create humans or not. You will never be born. Dilemma kills positive thoughts and sometimes kills time too." Suddenly, the man asked God, " What will feminist do? When they hear news like that, a woman raped a man? Ha ha.

Will you really give punishments to people who rape?"

God asked him whether he wanted to see. Without a second thought he said yes, for the first time. God took him to a place called hell. That was really dark. Actually God will not be invited there. As he was really bored to the core, he thought he would visit with him. They entered hell. The guards saw God and let him inside. The guards were surprised that God bought a human friend inside. They both went in. They asked the guard with two horns in the head, where the god of hell is. They said he was bathing in blood. He will be here in a few minutes. They told him to take a look around, until he arrives. The man and the God walked through the dark place. The places were marked with boards, Level one, Level two, Level three and the final level. Each level had, each punishment. It's more than punishment. It was torture, burning people in the hot oil. The hell God will eat them it seems. Killing them by leaving worms over their body. Torturing by the guards. These are a few of the punishments. The man felt a negative vibe there.

After a few minutes the man said to God, "You're really awesome. I thought God will be stiff and strict. You are cool."

God said," It depends on the person on the other side."

The man said,'' Why was I not sent to hell? I made a mistake, right?"

God replied," Yes, but you didn't do it willingly. And more than that, hell is full. Nowadays many people are reaching hell. Heaven is really with less people. So me and the hell God decided to make an agreement and made a few changes in the selection eligibility for heaven and hell. So that's also the reason, you came to heaven."

The man literally felt shocked.

They met the hell God and had tea with him. The hell God, who was a giant person with curly hair, made fun of the man.

Hell God: Look who's here! The purest God.

God: Shut up.

Hell God: Who's this? You brought him here?

God: No, I was feeling bored. So I came here with him. Just a company.

Hell God: What you human. Will you be with me?

The man: (panicking) No. No.

God: He's really afraid of you!

Hell God: ha ha ha ha.

God: ha ha ha ha.

Both the god's began to laugh seeing the man.

The man felt really awkward.

Then God took him to heaven.

Thus he started to be with God all time and he got a job there as a counselling person for people in heaven and hell with a dilemma.