The longest resolution

Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car was his name. He had 20567 dolls, he ate pizza in the morning, and pancakes in the evening, and that is not all he has done wrong! So this year for Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car resolution, Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car will write the following:

I, Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car promise to be Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car and eat pancakes at breakfast, and pizza in the evening, as I am Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car. People say I am weird, but they don't really think that! They just say it, because of my long name, Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car. Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car. So, I will not eat turtles for lunch anymore, I'll try and be less odd to my peers, my folktales will be less disturbing now, I'll hold on with my fears.

But, Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car didn't like it very much, so instead Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car wrote the following:

I, Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car promise to be Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car and eat pancakes at breakfast, and pizza in the evening, as I am Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car. People say I am weird, but they don't really think that! They just say it, because of my long name, Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car. Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car. So, I will not eat turtles for lunch anymore, I'll try and be less odd to my peers, my folktales will be less disturbing now, I'll hold on with my fears. I won't pick my nose, or rub it on people (if I do). I will not show off, or be a huge cough, I won't watch Peppa Pig in class, I'll do my homework.

But, Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car didn't like it very much because the ending didn't sound good. So instead, he wrote the following:

I, Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car promise to be Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car and eat pancakes at breakfast, and pizza in the evening, as I am Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car. People say I am weird, but they don't really think that! They just say it, because of my long name, Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car. Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car. So, I will not eat turtles for lunch anymore, I'll try and be less odd to my peers, my folktales will be less disturbing now, I'll hold on with my fears. I won't pick my nose, or rub it on people (if I do). I will not show off, or be a huge cough, I won't watch Peppa Pig in class, I'll do my homework. If my name, Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car, follows thy dame to my road, I'll be called Chy Chy instead of Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car. I'll be proud and strong, I won't be no more an Ezra Collins Mrinda Mitzcallt Charlie Fona Andy Car. And that is my new year's resolution!