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Rules of the chat: What is said in this chat stays in this chat. Betrayers will be shot, I mean, will have to buy the rest of us shots. Owners of overly bad spelling and grammar will be shot… by the Grammar police. *smiling face emoji*
*see no evil monkey emoji* *hear no evil monkey emoji* *speak no evil monkey emoji*
Newbie: Hello?
[KAREMEHOME entered Official Assistants of The Band Members (OATBAM) Chat]
Karemehome: Hey newbie!
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Moshimoshi: Hi newbie.
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Kipslips: Welcome!
[SMOLISBIG entered Official Assistants of The Band Members (OATBAM) Chat]
Smolisbig: Karibu!
Newbie: *folded hands emoji* Thanks. So I need your help. What kind of Christmas gift should I get for my new boss? *loudly crying face emoji*
Kipslips: *rolling on the floor laughing emoji*
Karemehome: *face palm emoji*
Moshimoshi: *face with rolling eyes emoji*
Newbie: *confused face emoji*
Smolisbig: Whatever you get him, he’ll hate it.
Kipslips: And if you don’t get him a gift, he’ll hate you.
Karemehome: But only for a few minutes.*hourglass done emoji*
Moshimoshi: Because he forgives easily.
Kipslips: Like a child.
Moshimoshi: A manchild.
Karemehome: A tantrum-throwing toddler, truth be told.
Smolisbig: Especially when he’s around his family.
Newbie: I thought he was estranged from his family?
Karemehome is typing…
Kipslips: Us, his adopted family.
Karemehome: He calls his fellow band members and we, their assistants, his family.
Newbie: What happened with his real family?
Kipslips: We don’t know the details.
Smolisbig: All we know is that it ended with him being institutionalized.
Newbie: In prison?
Karemehome: No, in a mental hospital.
Moshimoshi: Twice.
Newbie: That explains… a lot.
Kipslips: Don’t let his crazy, childish ways fool you though.
Karemehome: He can be very astute.
Smolisbig: When he wants to be.
Newbie: I know. I’ve seen him on stage and with the fans.
Kipslips: He cares a lot about his work and the fans.
Karemehome: Maybe too much *loudly crying face emoji*
Moshimoshi: That’s his biggest weakness.
Newbie: I see. His work and his fans.
Kipslips: And the bass player, right @karemehome? *winking face with tongue emoji*
Karemehome: She is his first love. *woman shrugging: light skin tone emoji*
Newbie: So it’s safe to say that she is the one who knows him best?
Smolisbig: *thumbs up emoji*
Moshimoshi: We call her the Toddler Whisperer.
Newbie: *exploding head emoji* *astonished face emoji* *dizzy face emoji*
Kipslips: She can calm him down.
Smolisbig: She can influence him.
Karemehome: She can control him.
Moshimoshi: But only off stage.
Kipslips: On stage, he’s a wild animal.
Smolisbig: And the fans love it.
Moshimoshi: Even we love it.
Karemehome: We love him. *smiling face with smiling eyes and three hearts* *drooling face emoji* *hot face emoji*
Moshimoshi: *face with rolling eyes emoji* Don’t you mean YOU love him?
Karemehome: I will neither confirm nor deny those allegations. *face with hand over mouth emoji*
[KAREMEHOME changed name to DENIALISINEGYPT]
Newbie: *grinning squinting face emoji*
Moshimoshi: I think your boss would love the bass player as a gift. *winking face with tongue emoji*
Kipslips: *rolling on the floor laughing emoji*
Newbie: *confused look emoji* Don’t you mean a bass?
Moshimoshi: THE BASS PLAYER!
DenialisinEgypt: *face palm emoji* Never going to happen.
Kipslips: They have history and the bass player will not let history repeat itself.
Smolisbig: But she still cares for him.
Moshimoshi: Of course. That’s why she’s the Toddler Whisperer.
[NEWBIE changed name to TODDLERSASSISTANT]
Kipslips: *rolling on the floor laughing emoji*
Smolisbig: *thumbs up: medium skin tone emoji*
DenialisinEgypt: *face with tears of joy emoji*
Moshimoshi: *clapping hands: dark skin tone emoji*
Toddlersassistant is typing…
DenialisinEgypt: @toddlersassistant you’re going to fit in with us just fine.
Toddlersassistant: Seriously guys though, I need help. What should I get him? It’s my first Christmas as his assistant and I want to make a good impression. What do you think he needs the most?
Kipslips: Things that you can’t buy.
Smolisbig: Like love.
Moshimoshi: Patience.
DenialisinEgypt: Trust
Toddlersassistant: *thinking man emoji* Hmmm… I think I now know the perfect gift to get him. Thanks guys!
DenialisinEgypt: Glad we could help!
Kipslips: Hang in there. He can be a handful but he’s the most interesting and caring person I know.
Toddlersassistant: I’ll do my best. Bye for now!
DenialisinEgypt: Bye!
Smolisbig: *thumbs up: medium skin tone emoji*
[TODDLERSASSISTANT has left the chat.]
[DENIALISINEGYPT changed name to KAREMEHOME]
Karemehome: He seems nice.
Moshimoshi: Too nice.
Smolisbit: What do you mean too nice?
Moshimoshi: None of the other assistants ever wanted to get the Toddler a gift.
Kipslips: It’s just a gift. No harm can come from that.
Moshimoshi: We’ll see.
Karemehome: Be careful @moshimoshi or you will end up being exactly like your boss. *smiling face emoji*
Moshimoshi: There is nothing wrong with having a healthy amount of paranoia. *grinning face with big eyes*
Smolisbig: Who decides what the healthy amount is? *person shrugging emoji*
[NOTASPY entered TODDLERSASSISTANT PERSONAL CHAT]
NOTASPY: What’s with the weird name change? *smiling face emoji*
[TODDLERSASSISTANT changed name to NOTASPY2]
NOTASPY2: Better?
NOTASPY: Much better. Update?
NOTASPY2: Just got some Intel. Not sure if it will be helpful.
NOTASPY: Every little bit of info is helpful.
NOTASPY2: Potential weaknesses: his work and his fans.
NOTASPY: Good to know. We can work with that.
NOTASPY2: He’s been institutionalized. Mental institution. Twice.
NOTASPY: That’s gold! *red dress woman dancing emoji*
NOTASPY2: He has history with the bass player.
NOTASPY: Good. Get close to her. Use her to get to him.
NOTASPY2: On it.
NOTASPY: Take care of yourself.
NOTASPY2: I always do.
NOTASPY: And don’t get too attached.
NOTASPY2: I won’t.
NOTASPY2: Are you sure you won't get attached? Because once you start changing your name, it’s a slippery slope from there.
NOTASPY2: It’s just a name.
NOTASPY: We’ll see.
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[NOTASPY2 changed name to TODDLERSASSISTANT]
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Hi Mildred: I like the form you used to tell your story. I thought I would be confused, but I was able to follow along without any confusion, even with the emojis written out. The only critique I have is that it only loosely followed the prompt which is really only important for the contest. I really liked the turn / twist at the end. Well done. Vanessa Critique Circle
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Thank you so much Vanessa for taking the time to read it and for your feedback. I really appreciate it. I am especially glad to know that the format was not confusing for you. I was a bit worried about that since this was my first time to write a chatfic. Thanks again!
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