My old hag

🎼Sleeping beauty, you should wake🎼

🎼you are already turning, to the old hag🎼

Oh this old hag is everything, but not a morning person. I always wonder,How can she sleep so peacefully with my annoying voice.

I got up and shake her body. But i only get groaning. Well I have no choice exept to through her to the bathtub full of cold water.

Ahhh my back, I am getting older. I cant even carry my 71 years old wife. Yes its been 50 years today since i married this sweet hag, but look at her she will not wake up early even in our anniversary. Sometimes I wonder if she choose her sleep over me.

Since i cant carry her to the bathtub, i bring glass of water and guess....

"GEEZ WHAT IS HAPPENING?YOU OLD ANNOYING, MAN WHY ARE YOU TAKING MY DREAMS YOU NAZI"

I cant hold my laugh, as she annoyingly went to the bathroom. Yes my old wife is more beautiful when she is annoyed. I remember from our first meet 58 years ago when we were 7th grade. She was little, cute, smart and everything a 13 years old girl should have even beyond. Back then we were only friends, actually a tom and Jerry, we never get along. She do something to annoy me and also i do.

I serve our breakfast while my hag takes a shower. Not because we dont have maid or someone who cook, its a trend i will cook breakfast in her birthdays and our anniversary.

Where is my phone. Oh here. " happy anniversary dad, happy anniversary grandpa"

" Thanks my darlings." I answer through the vedio call to our child and grand children.

" where is mom?"

" here here, my sweet hurts thks sweet hearts. How are you ?"........

After eating our breakfast and me waiting for her to come out with her outfit for today, we are going for some surprise.

" where are you thaking me old man." May wife never stop whining. " you will see old hag"

Me and my wife will never have a proper conversation with out me insulting her and her whining. In fact its the main core of our relationship. We were rat and mouse till we get 12th grade. Everybody back middle school and hyschool knows that. But when we get 12th grade someone asked her out, and they came together to the party. I have never felt that feeling in my life before, i was jealous to the core. Thats when i realise how much I love her. But she was knot easy, it took me the whole year to persuade her, to make her admit her feelings for me.

I steal afew glance while riding to the surprise. She is wearing an elegant dress, I always wonder how she get this body at 71. She is like the girl I saw at the party, eventhough ther hair is grayer now. She were this dar and blue dress but with all artificial accessories while she has pack of diamonds. You know why ? Its because they are the gifts i gave her at our anniversary. Back then I dont have a money even to buy a silver, tho money was hard to get. We were at college, after washing cars all my part time for 2 months

I was able to buy her the earrings and a necklace which she now wears.

"Move your weak legs out of my car you old hag. " i said as i park the car. "You old punk just shut up, and where are we?" My wife asked.

"Oh you punk dont tell me its...."

" yes my hag, yes its our first studio apartment we used to live here before 45 years."

She doesnt say more, she jut got to the place when i opened for her.

As she gets in she was beyond surprised to see the floor with flowers and chocolates. Yes my old hag loves chocolate since she was kid. And there is our wedding picture in front. She was the most beautiful one that day and any one can tell our love from our eyes in that picture. She was all i see and i was all she see. And after 50 years nothing is changed even a little i am madly in love with this old hag as the first time. I will die to see her hapiness and i will love to make her annoyed.

In every chocolate there is our picture and our history. And also a small paper inside. Yes it take me a week to prepare this.

She grab the fist chocolate with our picture from grade 7th and it says my annoying jerry I wanna anoy you even more. She read it and said and old punk.

The second chocolate was 12th grade party when i notice i loved her. And it said " even after 50 years i am still noticing how much i love you". Now my hag is in tears of happiness.

There were more chocolate with the picture of our first anniversary, when she got pregnant with our first child, and so on.

The last chocolate was when she pushes my wheelchair. For 5 years i was really sick and she was always there. She doesnt make me feel i was paralyzed instead she make me feel more energetic and loved. Thank god now i am all ok at this age.

And then there were lilies. And also a diamond bracelet. I told her that she is my everything and my gem who is created for me that i love her till death.

My wife all in tears told me that, " honey back then when we meet and when we first date there was nothing i could gave you, and now with all the money i have there isn't a single thing i can give you. All I can give you is myself and my love. I love you more than any girls in the Shakespeare books, I love you more than any undying love in the poets. I love you with all the loves i receive from God. I love you as before and i will. Even tho we may have a few years to live i will love you beyond death."

And now i am also in tears " mi amor. I love you my old hag."