Milk
Cheese
Chocolate
Chips
Cookies
Vodka
Search history:
hot girl takes
hot bitches getting
why am i alone
why dont people like me
Best answer: all bitches want are muscly guys w/ pea brains not fat fucks like us
Milk
Cheese
Beer
Mountain Dew
Cheap Flowers (for Mother’s Day- attach note: Sorry I couldn’t make it home this year, but I’m thinking of you.)
A Reason Why She Would Care
Search history:
met a girl
how to flirt
how to get a girls number
why would she ever like me
Milk
Eggs
Cheese
Sugar
Bread (White)
Cookies
Birthday Cake (For Sonia)
Search history:
help with lactose intolerance
girlfriend lactose intolerance
why cant some people eat milk
gastrointestinal meaning
Milk (And Lactaid Pills)
Eggs
Toothpaste
A Vegetable?
Small Gift for Sonia (Jewelry, Book, DVD to watch together? Maybe something stupid to make her laugh)
Search history:
gifts for girlfriend
what to give girlfriend
first girlfriend
i think i love her already
Best answer: oh, so youv joined the ranks. lets see how long that lasts
Milk (And Lactaid Pills)
Bread (White)
Chocolate
Condoms (Nice)
Search history:
how to make a girl feel good
how to be a good boyfriend
how to improve
do i deserve her?
Online Quiz Result: You have some things to work on, bud, but you’re trying.
Milk (And Lactaid Pills)
XL Shirts (Jesus)
Broccoli
Diet Book?
Self-Help for Dummies
Search history:
gym membership near me
therapist near me
meeting the parents
she makes me feel like someone i could love
Milk (And Lactaid Pills)
L Shirts
Chicken
Bread (Whole Wheat)
Cookbook
Ring (let’s not be hasty
but I want to I want to so bad)
Search history:
found a pregnancy test
help
Best answer: fat rip bro
Milk (And Lactaid Pills)
Parenting 101 (Book)
Vodka (lots)
Search history:
am i ready to be a dad
am i good enough
deadbeat
am i a piece of shit
Best answer: yea
Milk
Sugar
Cheese
Cookies
Vodka
Bread (White)
Search history:
cheap apartments near me
cheap furniture
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i wnt to die
Text log:
Sonia <3:
Brian please text me back
Brian i cant do this without you
Brian im seriously i dont know what tp do
i thought you loved me and now you just abandon me i thought we were in this together i love you so much
i cant get rid of it please understand that i know its my choice and im choosing this bc i know i would never be able to live with myself
we talked about kids anyway its just now not five years from now
youve changed so much since weve known each other and so have i you made me realize i was worthy of love and you came so close to being the man you always wanted to be
i wanted my five years from now to be with you i wanted to see the man you would become
maybe that man wasnt all i wanted him to be
maybe that man didnt want to see me
ok
im not even sure why im texting you anymore
youve made yourself perfectly clear
i dont need you
i really dont
Mom:
So when do I get to meet this girl you’ve been telling me about?
Milk
Eggs
Rope (if you weren’t such a fucking coward)
Search history:
rock bottom
how to renew a gym membership
how to get my life on track
how to apologize
how to be loved
Best answer: just try, bro.
Flowers
Diapers
Ring
Cake (Dairy Free)
Box/Basket
Something From the Heart
Search history:
sticking to resolutions
how to be patient
how to earn back trust
how to stop dropping things when i panic
Text log:
Sonia <3:
I won’t need those diapers for at least six months
but i appreciate it
Me:
i know it doesn’t begin to make up for what ive put you through these past few weeks
but i promise i will make it up to you if it takes me the rest of my life
im never going to abandon you again no matter what life throws at us, sonia, because i love you so much and you have made me into the man i want to be
i am not him yet but i will be him someday for you. that man will never do what i did again
i will wait a hundred hundred years if i have to living in this shitty apartment filled with roaches and that shakes whenever the elevator goes and i dont care so long as i can come home to you in the end
(*Unsent*)
More Moving Boxes
Parenting Books
Chocolate (Dairy Free)
Paint (baby safe? how can you tell?)
Crib
Something Nice for Sonia
Search history:
why am i so nervous
when is it ok to say i love her again
how to prove i love her
do many dads panic when they find out about pregnancy?
Overnight Bag (Nicer)
Flowers (for Mom)
Plane Ticket (for Mom)
Something Nice for Mom (TALK to her)
Little Baby Boots (the cute ones)
Search history:
im so scared
how often do births go wrong
Jesus
I cant lose her
Best answer: everything will be okay, dude. we're with you. remember that youre not alone and you have us and your mom and even your girl (even though she probably doesnt need to hear about YOUR worries right now, lolol)
Diapers
Bottles
Baby Monitor
Bibs (Do they make vomit-resistant ones?)
Something Nice for Sonia
Search history:
how to be a good dad
how to be a good husband
how to be a good man
ive never felt worth more than
when i hold them in my arms
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