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“It’s a tide pod.” “No, it’s a forbidden snack.” The internet, how wonderfully open, lets you post and see whatever content you’re looking for. One of these types of content appeal to the neurodivgervent, a group of people who have mental illness, view themselves as people with different desires than neurotypical people and like to post stuff about eating a laundry detergent, tide pods. This is an old meme, but the forbidden snack is a wildly popular story to this day…

*starts to play Lift Off, a popular song with synth piano, a drum track, some bass, in the dance genre.*

It started off with this brightly colored image of a tide pod. You’re not supposed to eat them, since they’re deadly and all, but this dude made a post about them and called it a forbidden snack. The world erupted instantly. Gone were the days of seeing a brightly colored object with somewhat appetizing looking dyes in them. Now things are “snacks” if they are plastic eyecandy. Pencil grippers, most gel cleaners, dungeon and dragon dice, rubber balls, and my favorite— those himylean salt rocks. I really love those salt rocks, they glow on the inside. I will admit to having licked one. I don’t know why I did it, but I always thought salt was appetizing, and so I tried it. Well, the rock wasn’t particularly good, but it did have a nice tang you could also find in a box of kosher salt. I decided to call it a day and left the rest of the salt rock alone.

Other forbidden snacks include amulets (gold bear example), amber, molten glass, aerogel, a violin rosen, orbez, a finish powerball, a gel thing which rolls up and down, some weirdly colored toilet water, and anything that is used as a cleaner or other chemical agent.

Snacks are delicious.

As for other snacks, there are snacks which refer to people and the romance of having a girl (or guy) who is a snack. Someone time consuming, yet yummy, who you could set aside 40 or so minutes for to eat right up. Mmm. Snack.

All of these things are a reference to mental illness, by the way.

and now that i’ve run out of words, ai generated text.

Yes of course, you never want to see these things happen again! He says that even though they have made so many great strides in the past twelve years, their actions no longer reflect reality! They were never "real" to the outside world, they were self-made constructs created in their own time or fashion, and are no longer the work of the Government and/or government agencies that produced their decisions. The actions of the people themselves, their decision making, their decisions, and decisions are simply designed to keep the public coming back as soon as they see it! What I see is just the continuation of that old "fake democracy" that was used and is no longer working in a real democracy, as a means of keeping us safe, and fighting terrorism. The idea that the government are not real is just nonsense and ridiculous. As long ago as the late 1940s, all attempts were made on the public to believe that America was the real "democracy", so to speak. After many different scandals over the past twelve years since we began to see the real government of the United States from an American perspective in the US media, there have been almost as many false leaks, lies and claims thrown out as there have been rumors of wars and mis-propaganda to further the war on terror and terror! The government's "democratic roots" should not be questioned and ignored anymore
In fact, the truth being revealed is a much better and more balanced picture of the world that the "fake”…

the ai ran out of text. 

again!

Yes of course, you never want to see these things happen again! He says that even though they have made so many great strides in the past twelve years, their actions no longer reflect reality! They were never "real" to the outside world, they were self-made constructs created in their own time or fashion, and are no longer the work of the Government and/or government agencies that produced their decisions. The actions of the people themselves, their decision making, their decisions, and decisions are simply designed to keep the public coming back as soon as they see it! What I see is just the continuation of that old "fake democracy" that was used and is no longer working in a real democracy, as a means of keeping us safe, and fighting terrorism. The idea that the government are not real is just nonsense and ridiculous. As long ago as the late 1940s, all attempts were made on the public to believe that America was the real "democracy", so to speak. After many different scandals over the past twelve years since we began to see the real government of the United States from an American perspective in the US media, there have been almost as many false leaks, lies and claims thrown out as there have been rumors of wars and mis-propaganda to further the war on terror and terror! The government's "democratic roots" should not be questioned and ignored anymore
In fact, the truth being revealed is a much better and more balanced picture of the world that the "fake

indeed, the gonvernment has democrstic roots. I appreciate the ai is smarter than I am, though. 

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