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To: 2028176316

Wednesday, Dec 5, 2018 – 3:06 PM

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To: 2028176316

Wednesday, Jan 23, 2019 – 3:06 PM

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To: 2028176316

Wednesday, Jan 31, 2019 – 3:06 PM

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To: 3019868882

Wednesday, Jan 31, 2019 – 3:08 PM

Hello


To: 2028176316

Wednesday, February 13, 2019 – 3:06 PM

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To: 3019868882

Wednesday, February 13, 2019 – 3:10 PM

Hello


To: 2028176316

Wednesday, February 13, 2019 – 3:12 PM

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To: 3019868882

Wednesday, February 13, 2019 – 3:13 PM

Hello


To: 2028176316

Wednesday, February 27, 2019 – 3:06 PM

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To: 3019868882

Wednesday, February 27, 2019 – 4:31 PM

Hello

To: 2028176316

Wednesday, February 27, 2019 – 4:33 PM

Hello.

To: 3019868882

Wednesday, February 27, 2019 – 4:33 PM

you replied!!

To: 2028176316

Wednesday, February 27, 2019 – 4:33 PM

I did.

To: 3019868882

Wednesday, February 27, 2019 – 4:35 PM

I wasn’t sure if you were gonna. you never replied to my previous texts

To: 3019868882

Wednesday, February 27, 2019 – 4:36 PM

Are u a robot>

To: 3019868882

Wednesday, February 27, 2019 – 4:36 PM

Sorry I meant Are u a robot?


To: 2028176316

Wednesday, Mar 13, 2019 – 3:06 PM

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To: 3019868882

Wednesday, Mar 13, 2019 – 3:09 PM

You never replied to my last text :((((

To: 3019868882

Wednesday, Mar 13, 2019 – 3:10 PM

And you’ve already used the BOTOX code before

To: 2028176316

Wednesday, Mar 13, 2019 – 3:11 PM

I know. And I’m not a robot.

To: 3019868882

Wednesday, Mar 13, 2019 – 3:12 PM

You text like one

To: 2028176316

Wednesday, Mar 13, 2019 – 3:13 PM

I will take that as a compliment.

To: 3019868882

Wednesday, Mar 13, 2019 – 3:14 PM

SEE! Punctuation and no spelling mistakes

Nobody txts like that

To: 3019868882

Wednesday, Mar 13, 2019 – 3:14 PM

I’m changing your contact name to botox robot


To: 2028176316

Wednesday, Mar 27, 2019 – 3:06 PM

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To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Mar 27, 3:10 PM

On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed with botox r u?

To: 2028176316

Wednesday, Mar 27, 2019 – 3:10 PM

I’m not obsessed with Botox. It’s my job to advertise it.

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Mar 27, 2019 – 3:15 PM

There are better ways to advertise

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Mar 27, 2019 – 3:16 PM

Like flyers or somethihg

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Mar 27, 2019 – 3:16 PM

*something

To: 2028176316

Wednesday, Mar 27, 2019 – 3:17 PM

We do have flyers. Mass texting is just another way of advertising.

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Mar 27, 2019 – 3:18 PM

Mqss texting? Do u just like spend hrs every day texting ppl

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Mar 27, 2019 – 3:18 PM

*mass

To: 2028176316

Wednesday, Mar 27, 2019 – 3:19 PM

No, we can send one text to multiple people at a time.

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Mar 27, 2019 – 3:22 PM

R u sure ur not a robot

To: 2028176316

Wednesday, Mar 27, 2019 – 3:22 PM

I’m not a robot.

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Mar 27, 2019 – 3:22 PM

Suuuuureee


To: Botox Robot

Thursday, Apr 22, 2019 – 2:01 PM

BR BR BR

To: Botox Robot

Thursday, Apr 11, 2019 – 2:01 PM

BR BR BR

To: Botox Robot

Thursday, Apr 11, 2019 – 2:02 PM

BR BR BR

To: Botox Robot

Thursday, Apr 11, 2019 – 2:02 PM

Say somethinggggg

To: Botox Robot

Thursday, Apr 11, 2019 – 2:05 PM

you didn’t text yqsterday

To: Botox Robot

Thursday, Apr 11, 2019 – 2:05 PM

*yesterday

To: Botox Robot

Thursday, Apr 11, 2019 – 2:06 PM

r u ok??


To: 2028176316

Wednesday, Apr 17, 2019 – 3:06 PM

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To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Apr 17, 2019 – 3:15 PM

WHY DIDN’T YOU TEXT LAST WEEK???

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Apr 17, 2019 – 3:16 PM

Also bold of you to assume I have wrinkles

To: 2028176316

Wednesday, Apr 17, 2019 – 3:20 PM

Our company has decided that we need to cut down on advertising fees.

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Apr 17, 2019 – 3:21 PM

What advertisung fees?

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Apr 17, 2019 – 3:21 PM

*advertising

To: 2028176316

Wednesday, Apr 17, 2019 – 3:25 PM

Sending mass texts costs money. We will only be texting once a month now.

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Apr 17, 2019 – 3:25 PM

Awww :(

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Apr 17, 2019 – 3:26 PM

I don’t suppose ud give me ur #

To: 2028176316

Wednesday, Apr 17, 2019 – 3:26 PM

You have it.

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Apr 17, 2019 – 3:26 PM

No I meant ur personal one

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Apr 17, 2019 – 3:27 PM

Ok that came out wrong sorry

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Apr 17, 2019 – 3:27 PM

Only if u want to tho

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Apr 17, 2019 – 3:27 PM

AAGH im so awkwsrd

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Apr 17, 2019 – 3:27 PM

*awkward


To: 2028176316

Wednesday, May 22, 2019 – 3:06 PM

Hello.

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, May 22, 2019 – 3:07 PM

:O u started a conversatipn!

To: 2028176316

Wednesday, May 22, 2019 – 3:08 PM

Yes, I did.

To: 2028176316

Wednesday, May 22, 2019 – 3:08 PM

How did you reply so fast?

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, May 22, 2019 – 3:10 PM

I check for a text at 3:06 every wed

To: 2028176316

Wednesday, May 22, 2019 – 3:10 PM

I see.

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, May 22, 2019 – 3:11 PM

Yup


To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Jun 19, 2019 – 3:06 PM

Hiiiiiiiiii

To: 2028176316

Wednesday, Jun 19, 2019 – 3:06 PM

Hello.

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Jun 19, 2019 – 3:07 PM

Is this your work #?

To: 2028176316

Wednesday, Jun 19, 2019 – 3:10 PM

Yes.

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Jun 19, 2019 – 3:10 PM

Huh.


To: 2028176316

Wednesday, Jul 24, 2019 – 3:06 PM

I have been meaning to ask, what is BR? You've texted it several times to me before.

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Jul 24, 2019 – 3:06 PM

Wow thats the most youve texted informally

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Jul 24, 2019 – 3:06 PM

And BR stands for Botox Robot

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Jul 24, 2019 – 3:07 PM

Your contact name

To: 2028176316

Wednesday, Jul 24, 2019 – 3:14 PM

But I am not a robot.

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Jul 24, 2019 – 3:19 PM

Doean’t sound like it

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Jul 24, 2019 – 3:19 PM

*doesn’t


To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Aug 21, 2019 – 3:06 PM

BR BR BR

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Aug 21, 2019 – 3:06 PM

GUESS WHAT

To: 2028176316

Wednesday, Aug 21, 2019 – 3:07 PM

What?

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Aug 21, 2019 – 3:07 PM

IT’S MY BDAY

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Aug 21, 2019 – 3:08 PM

I’M TURNING 22

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Aug 21, 2019 – 3:08 PM

TRIPLE Ts HAHA

To: 2028176316

Wednesday, Aug 21, 2019 – 3:10 PM

Happy birthday. You do not act your age.

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Aug 21, 2019 – 3:13 PM

U would be suprised

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Aug 21, 2019 – 3:13 PM

*surprised


To: 2028176316

Wednesday, Sep 18, 2019 – 3:06 PM

This will be my last text to you. Our company has officially gone bankrupt, and as a result I no longer have a job. Consequently, I will no longer be contacting you about Botox. Thank you for our conversations. They were very nice.

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Sep 18, 2019 – 3:08 PM

WHT

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Sep 18, 2019 – 3:08 PM

NUUUUUUUUU

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Sep 18, 2019 – 3:10 PM

THATS THE LAMEST GOODBYE EVER

To: Botox Robot

Wednesday, Sep 18, 2019 – 3:09 PM

IS THIS BECUAUSE I NEVER BOUGHT BOTOX?


To: 2028176316

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 3:06 PM

Hello?

To: 3018822419

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:12 PM

Hi

To: 3018822419

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:12 PM

Who r u?

To: 2028176316

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:15 PM

The person you called 'Botox Robot'.

To: 2028176316

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:15 PM

I will reiterate, however, that I am not a robot.

To: 3018822419

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:16 PM

Wait

To: 3018822419

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:16 PM

Waht

To: 3018822419

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:16 PM

How

To: 2028176316

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:17 PM

I copied the number from the phone.

To: 2028176316

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:17 PM

I apologize if you find this disturbing. If you do not wish to continue speaking, I can leave. I just assumed that, you know. . .

To: 3018822419

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:18 PM

No no no don’t go

To: 3018822419

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:19 PM

Dude

To: 3018822419

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:19 PM

This is awesome

To: 2028176316

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:20 PM

How so?

To: 3018822419

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:21 PM

Mom’s gonna be so proud of me, I made a friend :D

To: 2028176316

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:22 PM

A friend?

To: 3018822419

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:23 PM

Yup, were freinds now :D

To: 3018822419

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:23 PM

*we’re friends

To: 3018822419

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:23 PM

. . . unless u dun wanna of course

To: 2028176316

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:29 PM

Of course I want to. I’m just surprised, that’s all.

To: 3018822419

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:51 PM

Yayyy!!! :DDDDD

To: 3018822419

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:51 PM

Then imma change your contact name

To: 3018822419

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:51 PM

Does ‘Botox Robot Friend’ sound good??

To: 2028176316

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:52 PM

It sounds wonderful.

To: 2028176316

Thursday, Sep 19, 2019 – 4:52 PM

And I am not a robot.

March 27, 2020 11:41

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2 comments

Matthew Gregory
16:04 Apr 06, 2020

Great idea. I love that someone would reply to a spam like that, and get a response. I was expecting a twist where the person sending the response was the robot, but I guess you can't have everything 😊

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Paula TSF
17:02 Apr 02, 2020

Lovelly story. Really enjoy reading it. Really coudnt stop, waiting for the next message! Thank you

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