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In the Last Daze of the GOP, alt righty tighty whitey world underwent out-to-lunch weird no one could ever imagine. Armageddon fundamentalist evangelicals' wet dream, an undercover deep state inoperative utterly worthless pile of sh*t, D.J. D'ump sank to the bottom of the elephant in the room, Jesús faked assassination & blew his party to bits. Reject the Islamo-Judeo-Christian zionist fallacy fantasy. It's all Abrahamic apostasy & religious pseudo-spirituality. MAGA Rich Pedophile Deplorable Losers vote for Trump.
2024 GOP 10-point Platform is 100% BS they won't do.
"1. Defeat inflation & quickly bring down all prices.
2. Seal the border & stop the migrant invasion.
3. Build the greatest economy in history.
4. Bring back the American Dream & make it affordable again for families, young people & everyone.
5. Protect American workers & farmers from unfair trade.
6. Protect seniors.
7. Cultivate great K-12 schools leading to great jobs & great lives for young people.
8. Bring common sense to our government & renew the pillars of American civilization.
9. Government of, by & for the people.
10. Return to peace through strength."
Reality: Cut taxes for the rich, then falsely blame liberals.
Thanks to Scott Church:
"There once was a Grifter named Trump
Who had Playmates and Porn Stars to Hump
But what’s patently worse
His regime’s a curse
On our country he’s took a huge Dump.
There once was a Moron named Trump
Who possessed all the brains of a Stump
A Reality Star
Who was Dumber by Far
Than the man that they call Forrest Gump."
D'ump Commandments from Winson Hanna on Facebook:
"Worship Donald Trump as He worships Himself.
(Repeat ten times.)"
Daily Kos:
“I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any strange gods before Me.” — The only thing tRump has ever worshiped is tRump. He’s spent his entire life erecting altars to himself by plastering his name everywhere he can.
“Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.” — Just listen to any of his rage filled campaign rallies, cabinet meetings, chopper talk or bitching about flat diet coke. He doesn’t walk the walk, talk the talk or even understand his new found “faith,” except so far as it benefits him.
“Remember to keep holy the Sabbath day.” — Does golf count? How about making the Secret Service and Palm Beach police work all those extra hours just so he can cheat at golf?
“Honor thy father and mother.” — When visiting his mother’s home town in 2008 (for only the second time in his life) he spent exactly 91 seconds in the house his mother grew up in. Portraits of his father can be found in prominent places around his offices. His mother’s, not so much. He also dishonors her immigrant status with his war on immigration. Of course, today, tRump does honor Mother Russia and Papa Vladimir.
“Thou shalt not kill.” or a more accurate translation “Thou shalt not murder” — In addition to Suleimani there are people who died trying to cross the border or in detention because of tRump’s illegal immigration policies. Deaths that occur during the commission of a crime are legally murder.
“Thou shalt not commit adultery.” — Marla, Melania, Stormy, Karen MacDougal, and the legion of other women tRump has coerced into having sex with him. Don’t forget the more than 50 women who have accused Donald of sexual assault.
“Thou shalt not steal.” — Contractors, students, investors, the US government, donors to his charity, anyone who was overcharged for one of his crappy products.
“Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.” — We’ll move on after you are done laughing.
“Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife.” — "If I told my real experiences with women, often seemingly very happily married and important women, this book would be a guaranteed best-seller (which it will be anyway!)," — The Art of the Comeback
“Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s goods.” — See the 7th Commandment, rinse and repeat."
CodePink's Peace Train derailed both Trump's A train & Biden's Acela. Those brave ultraliberal apparatchiks got Rush Limbaugh's corpse doing grave back flip-flops.
D'ump song:
[Verse 1]
Who's the leader of the cult
Not made for you or me?
D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P
[Verse 2]
Heil Hitler liar douchebag
He's as racist as can be
D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P
[Chorus]
Donald Trump! Mickey Mouse!
Donald Trump! Mickey Mouse!
Forever let's not hold his banner high
Heil! Heil! Heil!
[Verse 3]
To him they pray & go astray
Then lose their family
D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P
[Bridge]
Donald Trump cult, Donald Trump cult
QAnon con fake patriot
Aping that convict idiot
Our Capitol they stormed
[Verse 4]
Who's the leader of the cult
Not made for you or me?
D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P
[Verse 5]
Heil Hitler liar douchebag
He's as racist as can be
D-O-N-A-L-D T-R-U-M-P
[Chorus]
Donald Trump! Mickey Mouse!
Donald Trump! Mickey Mouse!
Forever let's not hold his banner high
Heil! Heil! Heil!
Generative AI Overview & Wikipedia:
"The Antichrist is a figure in Christian eschatology who is prophesied to oppose Jesus Christ and impersonate a savior before the Second Coming. The term appears four times in the New Testament, in the First and Second Epistle of John. The Antichrist is described as a human being who is completely evil and will appear before the end of the world. The Antichrist is said to be a tempter who uses signs and wonders to gain divine honors. The Antichrist is also described as the opposite of Christ in every way. For example, if Christ was born of a virgin, the Antichrist will be born of a whore.
The Antichrist is also described in other Biblical characters, such as:
The "abomination of desolation" in the books of Daniel and Matthew
"The man of lawlessness" and "the son of perdition" in a letter of Paul
The concept of the Antichrist was a powerful one in medieval Christianity, and many commentators, including Adso of Montier-en-Der, wrote about it. During this time, popes and emperors would often accuse each other of being the Antichrist in their power struggles. During the Reformation, Martin Luther and other Protestant leaders also identified the papacy as the Antichrist.
For almost 2,000 years, believers have used scripture, especially Revelation, to try to identify potential Antichrists."
There is no Antichrist, yet the Hypertexts declared:
"TRUMP 666 CONNECTIONS
• The Trumps purchased the most expensive building ever bought in the US, at 666 Fifth Avenue, a street symbolic of money (Mammon). It goes without saying that no true Christian would purchase the property at 666 Mammon Avenue, so the Trumps were always sham Christians. Then Ivanka Trump converted to Judaism, which does not recognize Jesus Christ as the Messiah. Nor does her father, who claims to be "the only possible savior" of Americans.
• The Trumps paid $1.8 billion for the 666 tower. And 18 = 3*6 = 666. The 666 tower was acquired by Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner. Kush was the patriarch of Babylon, which the Bible relates to the Antichrist in its final book, the Revelation of St. John. According to the Gospel Coalition, "The Whore of Babylon is the spirit of seductive culture, actively engaged in the deception and destruction of God's people." Trump seduces Christians away from the teachings of Jesus Christ via television, tweets and other social media. Revelation says supporters of the Antichrist will be tortured with fire and brimstone, a sobering thought for those who believe the Bible and its prophecies.
• The famous Trump Tower is 203 meters tall according to multiple reports. And 203 meters = 666 feet. The Trumps live on the 66th floor!
• The Trumps are also in the process of building a $666 million tower at One Journal Square. According to multiple reports the height will be 666 feet. This was reported by NJ.com and other sources.
• Donald Trump inherited his grandmother's real estate empire when she died on June 6, 1966 = 6-6-66. Her name was Elizabeth Christ Trump. The name Elizabeth means "vow" so her full name means "vow for Christ to be trumped!" How did the Trumps become rich? Trump's grandfather Frederick Trump was a German pimp who made his money via brothels during the California and Klondike gold rushes. When he returned to Germany to marry, he was deported for draft dodging and tax evasion, two family traditions The Donald carried on.
• On the Ides of March, Trump had 666 delegates. The Ides of March is when the Roman empire mutated from a republic to a dictatorship. Trump would go on to attempt to a coup on Jan. 6, 2021, seeking to dismantle American democracy and establish himself as the first American dictator. He will no doubt try again, if elected president in 2024.
• In the first year of Trump's presidency, fiscal year 2017, the budget deficit swelled to 666 billion dollars! (Per Fox Business and other sources.) Trump tweeted his congratulations for the budget passage on October 27, 2017. The bavister.org Julian Date calculator confirms that Trump's tweet occurred on a Julian date of 6666.
• On the day Trump allowed the Nunes memo to be published—in a blatant attempt to protect Trump from justice—the stock market dropped 666 points.
• Trump has been endorsed by Baptist pastors like Jerry Falwell Jr., David Jeremiah and Robert Jeffress. The Baptist Hymnal ends with hymn number 666.
• Trump spends hours watching and being influenced by the Fox network; the letters in "Fox" add up to 666 multiple ways! To see how, please click here: FOX 666.
• Trump's fearmongering comments about "rapists" and "drug dealers" vaulted him to the top of the polls on June 6, 2015 = 6+6+(1+5) = 666.
• Trump announced his candidacy for president on June 16, 2015 = 6+(1*6)+(1+5) = 666.
• The 2016 election was "all Trump all the time" and 2016 = 666+666+666+6+6+6.
• The January 1998 cover of the pornographic adult magazine Genesis (the first book of the Bible) asks: "DONALD TRUMP THE NEXT PRESIDENT?" And 1998 = 666 + 666 + 666.
• Donald Trump's name equates to 666 in Jewish gematria, English gematria, Sumerian gematria, and ASCII computer code. This can be confirmed with simple Google searches like: Trump 666 gematria."
Also:
"Blessed are the rich, for they will always have young, hot, beautiful pieces of ass.
Blessed are the warmongers, for they will be able to steal Iraqi oil to pay for their military adventurism.
Blessed are the draft dodgers, for they can mock POWs for being captured and tortured.
Blessed are the gunslingers, for everyone knows that Jesus Christ did not command Christians to turn the other cheek, but to stand their ground, shoot first, and ask questions later.
Blessed are the arrogant who do not ask God for forgiveness, for they shall enjoy their little communion crackers and wine without remorse.
Blessed are the carnival barkers and their houses of mirrors, for they shall be elected president by deceiving the very elect."
http://www.thehypertexts.com/Donald%20Trump%20Bible%20Gospel%20According%20to%20Trump.htm
At the 2023 CPAC event, Trump used the biblical "I am" repeatedly, telling conservative Christians who should know better: "In 2016, I declared: I am your voice. Today, I add: I am your warrior. I am your justice. And for those who have been wronged and betrayed: I am your retribution. I am your retribution.""
The Zealot Zionist Command Operation, aka ZZ Co-Op Project 2025
https://www.project2025.org/
Samson Option
https://youtu.be/HRrtXaTH-uk?si=hMObPil1yj_WoY6D
Enjoy!
"Donald Trump Jokes
By Lorenzo Jensen III
Trump says he wants to run for president. Why not? It wouldn’t be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.
—Snoop Dogg
When Trump bangs a supermodel, he closes his eyes and imagines he’s jerking off.
—Seth Macfarlane
Trump is a little tone-deaf to the average American. He unveiled his slogan this week: “Are you better off than you were four wives ago?”
—Bill Maher
Donald Trump has a great campaign slogan: “A complex world demands complex hair.”
—David Letterman
How is Donald Trump going to create middle-class jobs? By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
—Unknown
Critics say it’s illegal for Donald Trump to run for president while hosting a TV show. It’s also illegal to run for president if your hair wasn’t born in this country.
—Conan O’Brien
At a campaign event today, Donald Trump read Senator Lindsey Graham’s cellphone number aloud on live TV. It’s the craziest thing Trump has done since whatever he did right before that.
—Seth Meyers
No wonder Trump always sees red. His America is full of bleeding-heart liberal men, and women who are just bleeding…wherever.
—Unknown
Why is Donald Trump always seen with [new wife] Melania? Because all his other wives support Hillary.
—Unknown
Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.
—Craig Ferguson
What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black.
—Unknown
Republican hopeful Rick Perry this week compared Donald Trump to cancer. Which really isn’t fair, because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
—Seth Meyers
You’ve got a great sense of humor. You’ve been so happy to embarrass yourself on Saturday Night Live and in the casino business.
—Anthony Jeselnik
Why shouldn’t Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants? Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
—Unknown
Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents—doesn’t work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And Donald Trump has what it takes to be that. He’s already got a plane with his name on it, solid gold buildings, a harem. … This is what I’ve been waiting for my whole life. A president who’s not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying asshole.
—Lewis Black
If Trump does become president, I hope he puts a wig on his plane and calls it Hair Force One.
—Jimmy Kimmel
Donald Trump is attacking President Obama’s background. And I said, “Wait a minute, Trump also is from a mixed background. He’s half jack and half ass.”
—David Letterman
Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants? Because E.T. eventually went home!
—Unknown
You got [new wife] Melania a huge, 12-carat diamond engagement ring. You should not have gotten her a diamond. Now she knows what hard is supposed to feel like.
—Whitney Cummings
Donald Trump doesn’t believe in gay marriage; he believes marriage is about a rich guy marrying a much younger model.
—Unknown
You’ve ruined more models’ lives than bulimia. You’ve disappointed more women than Sex and the City 2.
—Lisa Lampanelli
Donald Trump will bring to the presidency what the early leaders of America did: fake hair.
—@SarahRkein
A woman gets on this elevator in Atlantic City when she suddenly realizes the only other passenger is Donald Trump! Oh my God, she gushes, You are the most handsome, intelligent, successful, sensitive man I’ve ever met, and I’ll never see you again. Can I give you a blow job?To which ‘The Donald’ replies, “What’s in it for me?”
—Unknown
Donald Trump reports that he actually has a dime for every time he’s been called a ruthless bloodsucking bastard.
—Unknown
Yeah, Trump said he’ll choose a running mate, and then dump her for a younger, hotter running mate.
—Conan O’Brien
Donald Trump insisted yesterday that he is not racist, because one time an African-American won Apprentice. Because nothing says ‘not racist’ like making a black man run your errands.
—Conan O’Brien
The good news is, President Obama was born in America. The bad news is, so was Donald Trump.
—Jay Leno
Donald Trump said he still wants to look more closely at Obama’s birth certificate to make sure that it’s real. Incidentally, President Obama said the same exact thing about Donald Trump’s hair.
—Jimmy Fallon
They have to put Trump on every program, spewing his crazy ideas, because his poll numbers are so high. And his poll numbers are so high because they put him on every program, spewing his crazy ideas.
—Jon Stewart
Donald Trump says that he will not run for president. You know why? He can’t find his birth certificate.
—Jay Leno
There is little doubt what Trump’s eventual announcement will be because he’s already decided to run in his mind. That means he’s a shoe-in because that’s where all his supporters are.
—Stephen Colbert
Donald Trump said he can’t make a final decision about whether he will run for president or not until this season of Celebrity Apprentice is over. Which is maybe the best excuse from a guy who might run for the presidency ever—I am unable to decide on whether or not I will run for president until I decide whether Latoya Jackson or Jose Canseco will be my new Apprentice.
—Jimmy Kimmel
Donald Trump is going to make an announcement about running for president on the season finale of Celebrity Apprentice. Not to be outdone, the same night the Cake Boss will reveal his plan for overhauling Medicare.
—Conan O’Brien
The White House is saying Donald Trump has ‘zero percent chance’ of being elected. Isn’t that a little high?
—David Letterman
Trump is very reluctant to release his tax returns. Either he doesn’t make as much money as he wants people to think he does, or he doesn’t want anyone to know he claims his hairpiece as a dependent.
—Jimmy Kimmel
Donald Trump might be running for president and he just released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as “blue” and his hair as “ridiculous.”
—Conan O’Brien
In an exclusive interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network Donald Trump said ‘I believe in god.’ But of course Donald thought he was talking about himself.
—Jay Leno
Maybe he should ease into this—by running for a lower office first, like President of the Hair Club for Men.
—Jimmy Kimmel"
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