"The sea whispers secrets to those who dare, but it keeps the cost for itself." — O.B.
Ostap Bender squinted through the haze of cigarette smoke, the tang of salt and diesel thick in the humid air of Odessa's port. It was July 1927, and the Black Sea coast pulsed with life—dockworkers hauling crates, gulls screeching over the waves, and the murmur of illicit deals threading through the chaos.
Ostap had drifted into town ten days ago, a lean figure in a threadbare jacket, chasing whispers of a Turkish gold shipment snared by Soviet customs. The rumor had teeth: a steel chest of Ottoman coins, confiscated from a smuggler's boat, now moldering in a cliffside warehouse.
He didn't want it for himself—not entirely. His mind kept circling back to Nadia, a dockworker's daughter with coal-black eyes and a voice brittle with despair. She'd cornered him in a grimy tavern, her hands trembling as she pressed them against the sticky table.
"My mother's cough grows worse each day," she had whispered, eyes darting to ensure no one overheard. "And my brother... they took him to Siberia last month. A labor camp where men freeze before winter even arrives."
"What do you expect me to do about it?" Ostap had replied, masking his interest with indifference.
"Help me," she'd pleaded, shoving her last kopecks across the table. "I'll owe you everything."
Ostap, a conman who lived by the creed of taking, not giving, felt an unfamiliar pang. He'd promised her enough to bribe a doctor and maybe a guard—noble ends, he told himself, even if the means would be anything but.
The warehouse perched like a vulture on a jagged cliff, its rusted iron doors glinting under the sun. Ostap had spent days watching it, mapping every detail: the guards' lazy cigarette breaks, the side window with a lock begging to be picked, the night watchman's heavy tread on warped boards.
He'd assembled a crew—misfits he wouldn't trust with a bent spoon, but they'd do. Ivan, a ferret-faced thief who could slip through shadows; Katya, a barmaid with a siren's smile who could charm a stone; Dmitry, a bear of an ex-sailor who wielded a crowbar like a conductor's baton.
"The payoff will be worth the risk," Ostap assured them at their meeting in the back room of a decaying tavern. "Ottoman gold, pure as sunrise. Enough to disappear wherever you fancy."
Ivan leaned forward, eyes narrowed. "How do we know the gold is even there?"
"I paid a customs officer handsomely for the information," Ostap replied, not mentioning the elaborate lie he'd spun about a lost cousin's shipment. "We move tonight."
He fed them tales of riches, keeping Nadia's name locked behind his teeth. Trust was a luxury he couldn't afford.
The heist night draped Odessa in a moonless shroud, the sea a restless growl below. Ostap led them through the scrubland, boots crunching on brittle grass, the air electric with risk.
"Remember," he whispered as they crouched behind a boulder overlooking the warehouse, "we're ghosts tonight. In and out with no trace."
Katya moved first, hips swaying as she approached the guards with a bottle of samogon—moonshine spiked with valerian root from a back-alley apothecary.
"To warm your bones, comrades," she cooed, pouring generously. "A lonely night deserves good company, doesn't it?"
The guards, bored and half-drunk already, guffawed as they downed it.
"Where's a pretty thing like you heading this time of night?" asked the taller one, his breath already heavy with alcohol.
"Just passing through," she answered with a practiced smile. "Thought two brave defenders of Soviet property deserved a treat."
Within fifteen minutes, they slumped against the wall, heads lolling, snores bubbling from their throats.
Ivan knelt by the side window, a hairpin dancing in his fingers. The lock gave with a soft click, and they slipped inside, flashlight beams slicing through the gloom. The warehouse was a labyrinth of crates—fish oil, tobacco, silk bolts pilfered from some merchant's dreams—but Ostap's gaze snagged on the steel chest in the corner. Its padlock shone like a challenge.
"There," he breathed, pointing.
Dmitry hefted his crowbar, muscles bulging under his stained shirt. "Stand back."
With a groan of metal, the lock shattered. Coins spilled into the light, Ottoman crescents winking like captured stars. Ostap's breath caught—not from greed, but from the tightrope he walked: success meant Nadia's salvation, failure meant a bullet or a gulag.
"Beautiful," whispered Katya, fingers hovering above the gold.
A floorboard creaked, sharp and wrong. Ostap froze. The sound wasn't the watchman's—it was heavier, predatory. A silhouette filled the doorway, broad and menacing, a pistol glinting in its hand.
"Bender," rasped a voice, thick with smugness.
Petrov, the customs officer Ostap had bribed with a sob story, stepped forward, his pockmarked face twisted in a leer. "Thought you'd play me for a fool?" Two thugs flanked him, knuckles scarred, eyes dead—hired muscle from the docks' underbelly.
The crew stiffened. Ivan's hand twitched toward his knife, but Ostap snapped, "Hold."
He raised his palms, mind racing like a cornered fox. "Petrov, let's not be hasty. There's plenty here—more than I promised. Take your cut, walk away fat."
His voice was velvet, a gambler's bluff, but Petrov's laugh was a blade. "I'll take it all. You'll feed the crabs."
The first shot cracked the air, a white-hot line searing Ostap's shoulder as he dove behind a crate. The warehouse erupted—Dmitry roared, swinging his crowbar into a thug's ribs with a sickening crunch; Ivan darted low, his blade slashing the second thug's thigh; Katya shrieked, hurling a crate of fish oil that exploded in a slick puddle.
"Kill them all!" Petrov screamed, firing wildly.
Petrov slipped, boots skidding on the fish oil, and Ostap lunged. They collided in a tangle of fists and curses, tumbling into a stack of tobacco bales. The gun spun free, clattering across the floor. Ostap drove a knee into Petrov's gut, then an elbow to his jaw. The officer's eyes rolled back, and he crumpled.
Blood dripped from Ostap's shoulder, staining the wooden boards beneath him. He staggered up, chest heaving. The thugs lay groaning, Ivan clutching a bruised arm, Dmitry wiping sweat from his brow. Katya's face was pale, her hands shaking.
"Is he...?" she whispered, looking at Petrov's still form.
"Just unconscious," Ostap replied, checking the man's pulse. "But he won't stay that way. Move!"
They wrestled the chest to the window, Dmitry's strength faltering as he shoved it through. Outside, the guards stirred, muttering groggily. Time bled away.
"Faster!" urged Ostap, keeping watch at the door.
The cliff path was a nightmare—steep, crumbling, the chest thudding against their backs as they struggled down toward the hidden boat. Katya stumbled, her ankle twisting with a sharp cry.
"Damn it!" she hissed through gritted teeth.
Ivan hesitated, eyes darting to the boat below. "Leave her," he muttered, but Ostap snarled, "No."
He hoisted her over his good shoulder, pain lancing through his wounded arm, and pressed on. "We all leave together or not at all."
The sea roared, indifferent, as they reached the skiff he'd hidden in the reeds. They piled in, the chest nearly capsizing them, waves slapping the hull. Dmitry rowed, veins bulging, until the warehouse's lights shrank to pinpricks.
"We made it," breathed Ivan, disbelief in his voice. "We actually made it."
"Not yet," Ostap corrected, scanning the horizon for patrol boats. "Not until we're safely ashore."
They hit a cove at dawn, the sky bruising purple. Ostap split the gold—half stuffed into a burlap sack for Nadia, the rest divided among the crew. Ivan glared, counting his share with a scowl.
"I risked my neck for this pittance?" he complained.
"You risked your neck for more than most men see in a lifetime," Ostap countered. "Take it and vanish before Petrov's friends come looking."
Katya limped off, whispering thanks; Dmitry clapped Ostap's back, muttering, "You're a lunatic, Bender, but a lucky one."
Ostap shrugged, wincing as he tied a rag around his wound. "Luck had nothing to do with it. Just careful planning and quick thinking."
"And a soft heart," Dmitry added knowingly. "Don't deny it—I saw your face when the girl mentioned her brother. You're not as cold as you pretend."
Ostap waved him off. "Get going, you big oaf. Forget my name by nightfall."
He delivered Nadia's share under a gray morning sky, leaving the sack on her doorstep with no note, no trace. She'd find it, weep, maybe curse the faceless ghost who'd answered her plea. He watched from across the street, sheltered in the shadow of a bread shop, as she opened her door and discovered the sack.
Her gasp carried across the quiet street. She fell to her knees, fingers trembling as they sifted through the coins. Her head whipped around, searching for her benefactor, but Ostap had already melted into the alley.
He lit a cigarette, the ember flaring as he trudged inland, blood crusted on his sleeve. He'd broken every code he lived by—bribed, stolen, bled—for a girl he'd never see again, a mother he'd never meet, a brother who might be bones by now. The sea's rumble faded behind him, replaced by the hum of his own thoughts. Wrong roads, right reasons. The weight of it clung to him, heavier than the gold ever was.
As the sun climbed, Ostap flicked his cigarette into the dust and kept walking, already spinning the next scheme in his mind. Odessa would forget him, Nadia wouldn't know him, but the echo of her relief—of a life he'd bent the world to save—lingered like a scar he couldn't shake.
"The sea keeps its secrets," he murmured to himself, "but I'll keep this one."
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This is beautiful I love your descriptions.
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Thank You, Ashlee.
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Loved this exciting tale! A Robin Hood character in a different setting! Cool to read below in comments that he was a historical figure! You brought Odessa alive!
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Thank You, Sandra.
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I enjoyed this story of thievery and chivalry. The line, "the air electric with risk" is brilliant. Good job, Neven!
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Thank You, Shauna.
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What a noble villain! Loved it.
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Thank You, Jen!
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Your novel is so lovely — I lived in Odesa for 10 years, and It’s so unexpected to run into familiar characters here)
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Thank You, Stasia.
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ABOUT OSTAP BENDER
"There are numerous, but extremely contradictory indications about his origin. He is said to be a native of Odessa, the son of a Turkish subject, and is supposedly Ostap Ibrahimovich, although he is also called Ostap Suleiman Berta Maria Bender-beg in another place. There is also an indication that Ostap Bender is actually Jewish. He first appears in 1928, in the novel “The Twelve Chairs”, and the second time in 1931, in the novel “The Golden Calf”. True, his throat is cut in the finale of the first book, but the enthusiasm of the audience was so great that his creators, Ilya Ilyf and Evgeny Petrov, had to revive him. Ostap Bender is, without a doubt, the most beloved criminal and villain of our twentieth century."
Miljenko Jergovic
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