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The biggest secret I been trying to keep from my family and children is the fact that I truly believe what “we” are linked through “our” heritage. I said to my little baby girl can you keep this between you and me? She shook her little tiny head back and forth as children do at that age and said yes, yes crazy B. Daddy. Even today I still don’t know why my little precious baby girl Adrienne would refer to me as B. Daddy. I think behind my back my ex wife was angerly saying bad things about me, the capital “B.” stood for something. (Bastard)! Little girl we are in the Orycteropodid family of afrotherian mammals. When I ineffectually told the truth about where I believe we came from. She ripped the head off of the black Barbie baby doll I just purchased for her at Kids “R” Us. She kicked Barbie’s white boyfriend from Harlem named Blaine like the famed soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro and stormed out of my man cave. I wasn’t quite through with my 3 year old daughter asking me 40 questions on a daily basis. I didn’t get a chance to reiterate the fact, that although there are many fossil species of us. The only species surviving today is “us” black kinda of aardvarks, Orycteropus afer. We Orycteropodid are recognized as the only family within the order of Tubulidentata. My ex wife comes storming into my man cave and started cussing at me like a drunken sailor. I don’t say nothin to my mail ordered beautiful slanty eyed Asian bride until she literally attacked my character because I accidentally slept with her twin sister Ying Do Mean. Who had drunk to much Suki and smoked to much of them mushrooms (peyote) at the time and wasn’t trying to keep the “Free” loved spirit of fornication as in the family of Charlie Manson would say to Squeaky Fromme? C. Lynette Alice "Squeaky" Fromme born October 22, 1948 was an American criminal who was a member of the Manson family. Though not involved in the infamous Tate LaBianca murders which the Manson family are best known for, she attempted to assassinate President Gerald Ford in 1975. For that crime, the mentally unoiled Squeaky Fromme was sentenced to life in prison. Fromme was paroled from prison on August 14, 2009, after serving approximately 34 years. I waited on her because between the LSD and Charlie. When “we” wrote to each other every day since 1990. Ms. C. Fromme (cunt) now resides in Marcy, New York. My ex-wife had the audacity to say she couldn’t “buy” any toilet paper or tampons when I gave her $3,000 dollars the day before. I was $140,000 dollars in debt at the time and I really wasn’t in the mood to hear any thing that gold digger foreigner woman was talking about. The only reason “why” I was painstakingly hanging around is to rebuild enough capital to get me and my three children away from her. I made a few bad investments with the family finances. No! No! No! It was believed to be hers and not mines “my” finances. I don’t ever think my ex wife Lay Ling Mean ever worked after she immediately stopped doing acts on that pole at the strip club. I eventually sent her back to China. Hoping and literally praying the she would contact that Corona Virus where it came from in the first place or some kind of bubonic plague. Bubonic plague is one of three types of plague caused by bacterium Yersinia pestis. One to seven days after exposure to the bacteria, flu-like symptoms develop. These symptoms include fever, headaches, and vomiting. Coronaviruses is a group of related viruses that cause diseases in mammals and birds. In humans, coronaviruses cause respiratory tract infections that can range from mild to lethal. Mild illnesses include some cases of the common cold, while more lethal varieties can cause SARS, MERS, and COVID-19. Symptoms in other species vary in chickens, they cause an upper respiratory tract disease, while in cows and pigs they cause diarrhea. There are yet to be vaccines or antiviral drugs to prevent or treat human coronavirus infections. Now I’m single with three children, who are wanting to be with their former pole dancing mother. I know how difficult it is for a father to raise a family by himself. K. daddy had to learn how to braid my sisters Doreen’s nappy hair and take a lot of crap from grown women who have no compassion what he was always willing to do. I remember when K. daddy allowed my baby sister Deidre, go to an all white girls sleep over. My dad brought all the stuff she would need. A big bag of assorted candy, a black clown who looked just like Michael Jackson with the little white plastic surgery nose who really believed he was a dude in drag, an a extravagant sleeping bag for the white trailer park kids and he even gave the lady of the house a bottle of Chateau Cheval Blanc (1.5 Liter Magnum) at a cost of 1,559.94 dollars. When my sister came back home from that soirée. There was hell to tell the captain. Grown ass female’s running around the country begging for empowerment. When them dirty ass miserable bitches repeatedly told my little sister. I believed was despicable. Telling her that at the age of 10 years old, that she doesn’t have a mother. My K. Daddy went on a rampage! My father K. daddy not getting any props for being a single parent. Well that low mild manner ingenious man went the asper gated off. I never seen him angry even when he caught my mother in bed with her and his Nigerian mail order bride stripper female lover. He took us to Cancun Mexico so that he could sort things out. I remember him telling me Blane. Please do not pick a young lady at some stripper club. Let that lying ass church whore pick “you”. I didn’t understand at the time he share that with me because I was only 15 years of age. Later on, in my life I found out the hard way what he was talking about and it wasn’t the birds and the bee’s and analogy stuff. When K daddy said. If “you” as a young man cannot choose between the stripper pole girl and a transgender woman. It doesn’t matter son how much you give her or him’s. It isn’t gonna work out. My K. daddy kept crying about what my mother used to tell him all the time in front of us kids to “kiss” her African stinking black ass in which I learned why she called him K Daddy. Kaleidoscope an optical instrument with two or more reflecting surfaces tilted to each other in an angle, so that one or more (parts of) objects on one end of the mirrors are seen as a regular symmetrical pattern when viewed from the other end, due to repeated reflection. K daddy also he said to me when I was 8 years old that we were related to the birds. Males are more colorful or ornamented than females in most, but not all, bird species. Understanding this phenomenon Blane requires a basic grasp of the evolutionary forces that shape the behavior and morphology of individuals and species. Charles Darwin developed much of the theory that helps explain this. I got a call from my daughter who was graduating from Stanford University. You know the place where them rich people with them spoiled stupid kids who struggled to maintain a grade point average of about 1.0. In trying to get them in the best academic schools in the country by offering a sizable donation to one or two of the most prestigious colleges or was it USC? To buy their way into getting them enrolled in certain higher educational schools. She says that M. Daddy, I mean B. Daddy Sometimes I get confused with the M. or B. because my mother often times referred to you B. Daddy and M. Daddy. That black m’fer excuse my French B. Daddy, in which represented you always calling her a slanty eyed stripper pole B. as you used to say. Why are all the people referring to us what we are not. I asked her to call her brother because she didn’t have a mother like most people. He told Adrienne his baby girl sister didn’t you know that between me, you and B. Daddy and K. Daddy and R. Granddaddy we’re, Hermaphrodites in older literature to describe any person whose physical characteristics do not neatly fit male or female classifications, but some people advocate to replace the term with intersex. Intersex describes a wide variety of combinations of what are considered male and female biology. She said to my son I thought that K. Daddy and B. Daddy and R. Granddaddy said that we were troglodytes. A member of any various people as in antiquity who happily who were reputed to live exclusively in caves. My daughter grew up at that moment in time. Without ever having a mother. The three of us K Daddy, B Daddy and R. Granddaddy. We did the best what we could do to raise children as men by ourselves. R. Granddaddy was outraged with my G. Grandmother. The fight they had “for real” was about a Beatle song Hey Jude. Family secrets! Do you want to know how Grand Daddy got his R.? Or how grandmother G. got her name? So, R. Granddaddy who makes over 400 thousand dollars a year. He was wanting to know why G. Grandmother is trying to keep the big “Secret”! That we are all in no, doughtily. (Doughty is a persevering Old English word. Its earliest form was "dyhtig," but early on the vowel changed and the word became "dohtig." That was probably due to influence from a related Old English word, dohte, meaning "had worth." By the 13th century, the spelling "doughty" had begun to appear). We are “Siphonophores” belonging to the Cnidaria, a group of animals that includes the corals, hydroids, and true jellyfish. There are about 175 described species of us. Some of your people pertaining to siphonophores are the longest animals in the world, and specimens as long as 40 meters have been found.

April 17, 2020 14:04

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Ana B
02:46 Apr 23, 2020

It's a very interesting story

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Blane Britt
00:47 May 13, 2020

Thank you.

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