"Grumble grumble grrr," went my stomach.
I could not believe my own
stupidity. My feet felt like icicles, and the feeling had just left my left
pinkie toe, the nine others still complained at me, but at least that meant
they were not totally frozen yet. an icy headwind buffeted my face. My hood
gave up any attempt to shield me. My hands were balled up tight in the bottoms
of my jean pockets, but the wind easily blew straight through my jeans, making
my hands glacial.
"How had I gotten myself
into such a predicament?" I wondered, taking another step through the
powdery light snow. "I should have just caught a ride with someone else
last week when my groceries where starting to get low. Then out of nowhere this
blizzard hit and I haven't eaten in two days... Yeah Mom college is so much
fun!"
That was when I spotted the
blessed land of the great, Walmart. A little drool dribbled out of the corner
of my lip. Through the torrent of snowflakes, I couldn't tell if the store was
open. I ran like my life depended on reaching the store, mostly because it did.
Plowing through the last bit
of snow, I had reached it, and to my pleasant surprise, the store doors
automatically opened. I rushed in unabashed and sprinted to the deli food
section of the store. My wet shoes squeaked with every step.
On arrival, my nose went to
heaven as the aroma of freshly cooked chicken, homemade chicken noodle soup,
and oven baked tater tots wafted through my nostrils. I grabbed a bag of each
and went straight to a table and gorged myself with the contents. I was sure no
one would mind if I paid after.
A piece of chicken wedged
itself into the back of my throat and after a little bit of hacking, the piece skyrocketed
out of my mouth an impressive distance and landed with a plop on the floor. I
looked around red face and embarrassed, I couldn't believe I had just done that
in public.
I looked around frantically
to make sure no one form school had seen that. "Whew, no one even
noticed." I whispered to myself. Wait. I did a double take. No one had
seen it because I realized there were no people.
My mind flashed back to when
I had frantically entered the store. In my haste, I had not noticed that there
were no cars in the parking lot, and I had not seen a single soul for the past
who knows how long.
That was peculiar. I could hear
myself thinking in the dead silence. My beating heart could also be heard as it
increased a fraction. I slowly walked down the aisles; each agonizing step was
followed by a slight squeak. I paused... a barely audible squeak sounded... I
looked down. My shoe had dried. Another squeak sounded a little bit closer now.
"Anyone there?" My
voice echoed through the store followed by eerie silence. "common Dan I
have seen your Youtube prank channel. I don't know how you pulled this off, but
I am not falling for it!" I shouted.
Again, nothing but a
lingering silence followed. I knew that had to be the squeaking of shoes. I was
not going to let Dan get the best of me like he did to many of the other classmates.
For all I knew he could be videoing me right now, waiting for me to scream like
a little girl. that had been the downfall of many brave and mighty men, but not
me. I walked as confidently as possible with my nerves on end, back to the
deli. I was going to find Dan and ruin his video.
The squeaking started again
as I neared the deli. I ran the last few feet around the corner to the deli.
"Ahaaa! I caught you red
handed!" I was rewarded with more silence.
I looked around. I must have
gone crazy. There was nobody there. Wait where did my food go? There was
nothing at all! That was when I heard a rasping breath. I looked to the floor
where the chicken piece had landed. A shiver went down my spine. I baby lay
motionless on the floor.
What kind of prank was this?!
I sprinted full speed around the baby for the exit. I didn't wait for the
automatic doors to open. They didn't. A thud rung in my head. Everything went
black.
Groggily, I sat up and
instantly regretted the choice. daggers poked my brain till I lay down again. I
looked around from the ground and to my horror, I was still in the Walmart. I
realized this could not be a prank. Dan would have not let it get this far.
He would be jumping out right
now saying, "Haha sucka, you just got prankified!"
But there was no Dan, no camera,
and no joke. This was real. My body itched of cold sweat. I stank of fear.
Slowly, I rose and tried the door again with no luck. I turned back towards the
deli. It's just a power outage. That is why the door won't open.
"But that still didn't
explain the baby." I thought to myself as I retraced my steps to the deli.
"I probably just imagined this whole thing. It is probably just a power
outage caused by the snowstorm."
Turning the corner, I saw it
clear as day. The baby. A chill racked my body. why was it so cold in here all
the sudden? The lights seemed a touch dimmer as well. Each step closer to the
baby was an eternity. After a couple more steps the temperature dropped again,
and the lights seemed ever so dimmer.
I turned back to the entrance
and paused. No, I couldn't leave a defenseless baby on the ground in such a
creepy place. I slowly turned back towards the baby. It was gone. Not a trace.
A baby scream echoed through
the whole store. I needed out, and I needed it now! I sprinted through aisle
after aisle headed towards the far exit. There had to be a way out. The isles
seemed to stretch out forever. A giggle sounded somewhere behind me. I
redoubled my efforts, but my legs were noodles. I was almost to the far side of
the store. I veered sharply into the cereal aisle. My lunges ached from
exertion.
In no time, I neared the end
and swerved towards the exit. Coming screeching to a halt, my shoes skidded to
a stop. It was a dead end.
"tap.. tap.. tap.."
sounded behind me. another giggle sounded. I could see the little baby crawl
towards me.
I backed up into the wall
with a thud. On either side of me the shelves were filled with countless,
little babies. In unison, their little baby heads turned towards me. hoping off
the shelf they instantly surrounded me. Everything went black.
"Get off me!" I
yelled withering, "ahhhhhhhhhh!" I jolted upright. My eyes flew open.
"Get pranked
loser!" Exclaimed Dan. I looked around. "Haha should have seen the
look on your face!"
I was in my dorm room
surrounded by my laughing roommates. I cradled a one of those super realistic
baby dolls. Sweat dripped all over me.
Dan finally got his laughter
under control. "Your sister told me about your fear of baby dolls. She
said you had nightmares about it. We gave you the doll while you slept, and the
rest is on camera."
Oh no I was never gonna live
this one down. I would be the school joke for ages. Wait I had never told
anyone about my secret fear. Not even my sister.
"Hey! Whats going on
here?" I yelled. "This can't be real. Dan you aren't even my roommate
how did you get in here?"
Another shock. I sat upright.
My eyes flew open. I tried to move my body, but restraints dug into my arms and
legs. There was also something mildly heavy strapped to my head. A bright light
stung my eyes. I looked around wildly for an escape. There were no windows or
doors.
"Help!" I screamed
to no avail. "What do you want with me...? Common what did I do to deserve
this?"
"I am sorry for you're
discomfort James." A women's voice so monotone, I was sure that it had to
be automated replied. A woman stepped in through a panel in the wall. "You
signed up as a volunteer for dream research."
A blurred memory popped into
my head at the mention of volunteer work. It slowly came back to me in bits and
pieces. I had needed a little extra cash and they were paying a good deal of
money for volunteers. I had signed all the paperwork and entered this building.
My memory was blank from there.
"What is with all these
restrains then?" I blurted out.
Monotone girl turned towards
me. "They are for your own safety. Remain calm. We are almost done with
our research."
This was the craziest day of
my life. I can't believe I signed up for this. It can't be worth how much they
are paying me. The girl had not done much to calm my racing nerves and turned
to leave. I thought frantically for what I should do. I could not stay here any
longer, but her voice had been very final. They were going to finish what they
were doing no matter what. Just then I realized, with my hands constrained by
my side, I could still reach into my pocket. I felt around and I felt the cap
of a Gatorade bottle. I hurried and grabbed it, sliding it into place between
my curled up middle finger and thumb. I flicked it quickly towards the
retreating figure. It was a one in a million chance. the panel started sliding
shut. the cap wedged itself in the crack last second with the slightest chink
sound. Only the slightest crack was left open. But it was still pointless
because I had no way of freeing myself.
The women didn't walk far
before she stopped before a male voice confronted her. "Did he believe
you?" I barely made out through the crack.
"Yes. He doesn't suspect
a thing. The implanted memories and translator chip are working
perfectly." The women replied without feeling.
I reeled in shock. This was
so messed up. The government was testing people and tricking them into being
part of some messed up experiment. I had to get out.
I went to put all my force
into breaking out when the male continued speaking, "This earth should
make a perfect home for our people. It seems their greatest fear are little
infants!" he let out a strange gurgling sound, surprisingly like the sound
my stomach would make.
"Ha..ha..ha, yes indeed
our deepest fear machine has worked perfectly. We will rain babies down on
them, and all humans will flee before us." The women said in perfect
monotone.
I pinched my leg. I was not sleeping this
time. I relaxed my body. I guess there is nothing I can do but sit back and
watch these morons try and take over earth. I chuckled slowly to myself. What a
way to go.
THE END
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This is so quirky and offbeat, I shouldn't have liked it, but I did.
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