Sunday, February 29
10:31 PM
Jay: hey u up?
Jay: hellooooo
Jay: riiicooooo
Me: k im up im up what do u want
Jay: hows ur dog ππ
Me: happy to see the food we brought home from costco
Jay: haha
Jay: wish my parents let me get a dog
Me: haha
Jay: not funny
Jay: wish i was still in oregon washington sucks π€
Me: yeah
Jay: washington rains
Me: well good thing it never rains in oregon huh not a single drop of rain ever to dampen this ever bright and sunny sky πΆ
Jay: shut up π
Me: u visiting soon?
Jay: dont even mention it. i want nothing more than to see u guys again
Me: well good news for u 2020 is about to stop us all with the plague ππ
Jay: i donβt think it will get that out of hand
Me: idk π the memes say otherwise
Jay: whatev. the schools in seattle r shutting downβ¦ maybe its possible we get out of school π
Me: hol up i said u could visit not infect me with your toxic rain covered coronavirus
Jay: shut up
Me: ok den gn
Jay: gn π
Monday, March 1
6:24 AM
Jay: my school officially starts too early to think about anything but sleep
Jay: ugh mondays ππ
Jay: IM A GIRL AND I DONT WEAR MAKEUP R U TRYING TO MAKE UP FOR MY LOSS BY WEARING THE ENTIRE SEPHORA ON YOUR PETITE LITTLE FACE
Jay: π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©π©
Jay: i wish i was back in oregon
Jay: curses more rain
8:03 AM
Me: k i am officially on the bus of doom
Me: countdown till school is still thirty minutes
Me: wait
Me: carry the one add the three
Me: correction forty minutes. π
Jay: i still cant believe i used to go to ur school and wake up at seven forty and think that was early
Jay: my school for the millionth time starts BEFORE THE SUNRISE
Me: at like seven thirty right?
Jay: i hate algebra π€π€
Me: okay dokay then goin to culinary to make some cake ππ
Jay: whatever dude ur school still wont start for thirty five minutes
Me: well im playing clash of clans now go sue me
Jay: haha whatev.
Jay: later
Me: later
11:27 AM
Jay: haha looser im at lunch
Me: yeah and im still stuck in geometry ππ
Jay: ha
Me: at least i dont have to get up and use a flashlight to walk to school in the freezing rain lol
Jay: shut up π
Jay: hol up how u know its freezing rain
Me: its called weather.com u heard of it
Jay: aww u watch the weather in washington for me?
Me: waiting for another rain storm to take u out the last one failed
Jay: ππ
2:11 PM
Jay: FREEDOM
Jay: SWEET GLORY
Jay: THE WIND SOARS BENEATH MY WINGS
Me: dont u have homework
Jay: shut up
Me: well thats not very nice
Jay: har har if i were still at ur school id say the same to ur gf π
Me: and that is where u r wrong cuz i dont have one
Jay: ha ur still more single than a pringle
Me: ...and u arent?
Jay: u and ur valid pointsβ¦.. unnecessary. ππ
Me: ha dont tell cole he would ask u again ππ
Jay: ugh love him to death but ew no
Me: hey cole jordanβs still single πππ
Jay: is this necessary rico?
Me: no but its fun π
Jay: whatever. we still need to meet up when i get back!! do something fun
Me: remember the ghost tour
Jay: ha π u almost pooed ur pants when i jumped at u from behind the poleππ
Me: no that was cole
Jay: i distinctly remembered cole screaming higher than my voice will probably ever go. u did to but with a look that said u needed a change of pants.
Me: whatever shut up
Jay: ha i cant thats my problem remember
Jay: im stubborn as heck, can take u down, and talk too much π
Me: ok later chemistry teacher is glarin
Jay: lol these nachos r so good
Jay: later π
Wednesday, March 4
10:14 AM
Me: hola
Jay: hola
Jay: hows it goin my buddy
Me: meh
Jay: that is both a mood and an accurate representation of me rn
Me: isnt today ur bday???
Jay: idk is it ππ
Me: thats not helpful
Jay: do u remember
Me: do u remember mine?
Jay: that is irrelevant...
Me: answer the question
Me: jordan
Jay: rico
Me: when is my birthday
Jay: um... december 13??? π ππ
Me: no december 7
Jay: well π© the thirteenth is sheridans
Me: last i checked im neither female nor named sheridan π
Jay: i thought i was the writing nerd here until u started using words like βnorβ while texting lol ππ
Me: omg just answer my question already!!
Jay: ok fine yes its my bday
Me: well congratulations old one r u getting ur liscence
Me: oh shoot ur typing WAIT dont blow up i remember π³π³
Jay: aPPArently if u dont take drivers ed for MONTHS and HUNDreds of DollARS u CAnt get ur liSCENCE till U R 100 π€π€π€π€π€
Me: .....
Me: i thought it was 18 not 100
Jay: im a teenager i wanna hang out with friends, cry with my dog, party some, and drive
Jay: and so far none of those r happeningπππ
Me: ha well u can drive soon
Jay: pfft.
Me: r u coming back to PDX?
Jay: i want to⦠see u and cole and sheridan man that would be fun
Me: and reason for not coming isβ¦
Jay: work sibling stuff and probably something as insignificant as we need to get gas and groceries
Me: well u oughtta get some hand sani while u r shopping check amazon
Jay: HOLY π©π©π©π©!!!!!!
Jay: rico!! i have a plan!!! π
Me: π© well thats fantastic
Me: it doesnt involve running away this time right cuz u know ur parents would do more than ground u for months
Me: my phone was so quiet for forever it was weird
Jay: lol nope i have a brand new hand sanitizer and imma sell it to get rich and either pay off the money i will undoubtedly need in college or bribe my parents to escape to rose city!! πππ
Me: smart smart
Me: lemme know when u convince them π
Me: we should go see a movie
Me: i mean me and u and cole not just me and u π³
Me: we could i guess if u want to but i know u want to see everyone else π π
Me: hello?
Me: u there?
Me: oregon caught on fire everyones deadπ³π³
Me: ha u dont have ur phone ππ
Me: ok talk later π
Monday, March 9
1:44 PM
Jay: DUDE HOLY POOP
Jay: OMG
Jay: WHAT THE HECK WERE THEY THINKIN
Jay: JEEZ
Jay: SIX WEEKS
Jay: APRIL 28!!!
Jay: oh my gosh what am i gonna do
Jay: shoot r u guys okay?
Jay: how is everything?
Jay: i know u guys have corona cases but they havent shut schools down yet
Jay: oh i hope everything turns out ok
Jay: dang what r we all gonna do with six weeks
Jay: poor seniors
Jay: poor us
Jay: aww poop the government might close state borders
Jay: i wanted to see you again before summer
Jay: that was so much fun
Jay: please answer
Jay: no they cant do this
Jay: what if that movie was the last time we hang out???
7:48 PM
Me: they canceled school for us to
Jay: dang
Me: hey brightside now u dont need to wake up early right? π
Jay: yeah and at least it will be sunny for us and for u ππ
Me: u have the weather still for us?
Jay: duh, yes, i wont even think about abandoning u like that π
Jay: its called weather dot com and frankly i am awaiting the next big storm to carry u down the willamette πππ
Me: har har so funny
Jay: so if the borders dont close u wanna meet up sometime
Jay: i mean we can meet with cole if u want i dont care just as long as i see someone
Me: eww no i dont wanna catch coronavirus from u
Me: JK JK JOKE i was JOKING
Jay: oh i laughed so hard that was so funny listen HA HA HA HA
Me: i never thought u would be able to type a sarcastic laugh with texting but wouldya look at that u have done it ππ
Jay: thank you
Me: must be the best person to every convey sarcasm via internet typing
Jay: well this is an award i didnt expect id like to thank you for being a turd, cole for egging me on, and also both of u for driving me crazy
Jay: also thanks to both of u for sticking with me even though i am 281 miles away
Me: yea anytime π
Me: just remember that 281 is longer when u hitchhike and run from the cops with a gigantic backpack of belongings
Jay: ππ shut up π
Me: hey facetime?
Jay: why not π
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It sounds exactly like me and my female friend. Nice job Amiah!
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Thank you so much!
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