The Day My Hair Went Bazuko

Iḿ a hair addicted girl and my long hair is everything to me. I would never cut out short or change styles. Anyways, short hair would look ugly in me, ...right?

Oh my god! I slept in! I´m going to be so late for school today! I rushed to my closet and put on the clothes nearest to me. I went to the restroom to do my hair. I´m a hair addicted girl. I can't seem to spend one day without glancing at my head. When I started with the biggest knot I found out that my hair was a total mess. Now I was really going to be late for school. As I tried pulling my brush through my hair it didn't seem that my hair was cooperating. my hair was sticking out everywhere and it seemed greasy and ugly.

I guess I'd have to go to school like this. I just stepped into the school everybody started whispering behind my back I heard one of the girls say, hey girl your hair looks like you just cleaned it out of sewage water. she gave me a sassy smile and walked away. I really was having a bad day. During lunchtime, I sat with my friends but even they didn't feel comfortable sitting next to me. Kaylee, my best friend was very good at doing hair but even she could not fix my bad hair day. oh, wait! my dad was making a giant Christmas party tonight what was I going to do?

 During recess, a ball hit me in the head and made my hair look even worse. The girl from this morning came up to me and said oh did you do something to your hair cuz it seems to look...well worse. and she ran away laughing hahaha! I was so mad that I didn't realize that there was a giant strand of my hair laying there in the middle of the playground that was why everyone in my class was looking at me weirdly my hair was starting to fall off. Or it was just the mean girl ( Sheila) That cut it all off. well, tonight Sheila was coming to the party and I would get my revenge. ... But first I should try to fix my hair. well, that night I thought of my plan but I don't know how I'm going to do it because my hair still looks like a mess and I was not going to go out in a crowd with my hair looking like it was attacked by a crowd of zombies.

 my plan was to pull down her ¨ rich girl skirt¨ while she was singing in front of everyone there. I tried everything I tried cleaning my hair I tried brushing it but everything seemed to be off somehow. that's when I found something very particular in my pillow. My little sister had invited Sheila's little sister for a playdate and during that playdate, Sheila had to use the restroom upstairs and that's when I think she put this in my pillow. I have found a dead rat covered in Greasy old slime in my pillowcase. no wonder my hair looks slimy and greasy and just somehow off. Well, my revenge would fill her stupid little disgusting purse that she carries around in school with..... My little sister's throw up mixed in with Grasshopper limbs. I don't know how I would do that but I'll find away. Now I'm just going to go enjoy that party and all that delicious punch the dump on Sheila´s head.  

 I heard my Dad announced that three guests we're going to sleep over and I'd have to make sure Sheila would be one of them anyway. She brought her little purse and I took my revenge when she found the grasshopper limbs it was on her sandwich. that was funny. Now it was hurting this thing. I couldn't wait for her to step on me over waxed floor. I stepped on the over waxed floor with her and when I fell half of the hair on my head was laying there and Sheila had to Big pairs of scissors in her pocket. I leaped onto Sheila and took the scissors and cut off all of her hair. I'll get you back I yelled get you back and you will never ever ever do anything bad to me ever again! she was surprised with what I said I would never ever cut off your hair why would you think I do that said Sheila. I can see two scissors and your pockets. I yelled those were for the present I gave my mom. I was knitting her something and I had to cut the string somehow. oh oops, I am so sorry for ruining your entire evening let me make it up for you. 

This is what she made me do. At school he made me serve her food as if she were my boss or a queen but I do say I kind of deserved it for what I did in front of all those people to her. I still wanted to have a little fun so let's just say I accidentally dumped all her food on her little skirt during lunch hahaha. I finally decided that I prefer short hair so I cut off all my greasy naughty ugly hair and kept a short pixie cut. I would like to see how people will mess with me now. The next day at school I opened my locker and tons of slime fell on top of me. 2nd bad hair day here I came, I thought but I thought of it as a fun thing instead of as a Bad Thing even though my first bad hair day was not a success. that's my first bad hair day for you and I assure you it's all true except most of the story. all I hope is I never become that mean to a person ever again I think that I and Sheila could maybe kind of sort of maybe be Frenemies or friends one day. And I hope that I can react in a better way when I suspect someone that I don't really like.