Characters (by order of appearance)
OLOSTRA, a palm wine merchant
ADEDAYO, one of three adventurers, fighter by class
ODION, one of three adventurers, cleric by class
NEHANDA, one of three adventurers, bard by class
KULTIQ CLAN MEMBERS 1 and 2
TISNUR CLAN MEMBERS 1 and 2
SARVISDAR KULTIQ, goatherd and grandson of the Kultiq patriarch
ZENDAT TISNUR, blacksmith and grandson of the Tisnur patriarch
MO-TARHAK KULTIQ, patriarch of the Kultiq clan
STORCURTH TISNUR, patriarch of the Tisnur clan
VILLAGERS
MUSICIANS
Scene 1: Dalvur, An idyllic oasis village beside a lake.
Enter Olostra, a palm wine merchant from the village of Dalvur, stepping out of the village.
Olostra
Two households, both alike in dignity
By fair Lake Alvad, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fertile loins of these two foes
A pair of star-crossed lovers take a chance
To join themselves in matrimony and
Thereby their parents’ feud make great hindrance.
The secret passage of their hidden love
And the continuance of their parents’ rage,
Which nothing less than true love could remove,
Is now the verbose traffic of this page;
The which, if you with patient eyes attend,
Shall bring all things to quite a happy end.
Enter three Adventurers from the east, tired and dirty.
Adedayo
Ho there! Merchant!
Olostra
Ho there! Adventurer!
Odion
What village is this?
Olostra
Dalvur, good sir.
Nehanda
Is it a pleasant place to rest our legs
And steeds road-weary from a voyage long?
Olostra
More pleasant than the plains you’ve just traversed
But still improved by palm wine, which I sell
By cup or jug or barrel, as you please.
Adedayo
Palm wine? Know you Bogati’s seller of the same?
Ashraf, I think the man said he was called.
Olostra
He taught me everything I know.
Odion
How came you then to this small town?
Olostra
To start my business. Will you buy a drink?
Enter two members each of the Kultiq and Tisnur clans. Each clan comes from a different side of the village. They are angry at the sight of each other.
One Tisnur makes a rude gesture at the Kultiqs as they move towards Olostra and the Adventurers.
Kultiq 1
(angry) Do you flip the bird at us, sir?
Tisnur 1
I do flip the bird, sir.
Kultiq 2
But do you flip the bird at us, sir?
Nehanda
[aside, to Olostra] What manner of folk are these?
Olostra
[aside, to Adventurers] Mere servants to the families that make
Themselves the leaders of this lakeside town,
Although the fam’lies hate each other fierce.
Tisnur 1
No, ma’am, I do not flip the bird at you, ma’am, but I flip the bird, ma’am.
Kultiq 1
Do you quarrel, sir?
Tisnur 2
Quarrel, sir? No, sir.
Kultiq 1
But if you do, sir, I am for you. We serve as good a man as you.
Tisnur 2
No better.
Adedayo
Ho there! What cause for quarrel have you?
Kultiq 2
No business of outsiders, that is sure.
Odion
Peace, please. We simply seek–
Nehanda
An audience with your masters, if we may.
Tisnur 1
Not together, certainly.
Nehanda
Then separately. But still, where can we find
The men that built this village fine and fair?
Adedayo
[aside, to Nehanda] Why are you such a flattering twat?
Kultiq 1
Our houses grand are there, beside the lake. (He points towards them.)
Odion
We thank you kindly.
Exeunt.
Scene 2: Outside the grand houses of the Kultiq and Tisnur clans, which are across the main road of Dalvur from one another.
Enter the Adventurers. Olostra follows behind them, unnoticed.
Nehanda
These must be the houses.
Adedayo
Do we start with Kultiq or Tisnur?
Odion
Would you rather feign interest in leather or steel?
Nehanda
I think we all could use new leather boots
And sharper swords for battles yet to come.
Enter Sarvisdar from the Kultiq house. He’s attractive, slim, and muscular, dressed as a goatherd.
Adedayo
Ho there! Is your master yet awake?
Sarvisdar
Master have I none, but Grandfather–
Enter Zendat from the Tisnur house. He is stocky and attractive, dressed as a blacksmith. Sarvisdar stops talking at the sight of him.
Sarvisdar
But soft! What light from yonder doorway breaks?
It is the east, and Zendat is the sun!
Sarvisdar and Zendat make eye contact.
Zendat
O Sarvisdar, Sarvisdar, wherefore art thou Sarvisdar?
‘Tis but thy clan that is my enemy.
The romantic tension is palpable for about 3 seconds before they break eye contact and turn away from each other.
Nehanda
[aside] I see young love between these warring clans.
Odion
Might we speak with both of you at once?
An awkward pause. Zendat and Sarvisdar approach the adventurers from opposite sides, both eager and terrified to be near one another.
Zendat
Our families would be furious if they knew.
Sarvisdar
What business have adventurers with us?
Adedayo
We seek to know the reasons for the feud
So clearly here betwixt your families brewed.
Zendat
The feud predates the two of us by far.
Sarvisdar
And yet its impacts every day are felt.
Odion
You would be friends, I’m sure, without the feud.
Nehanda
Or something more, I wager.
Sarvisdar and Zendat look shocked, then glance at each other, blush, and look away.
Nehanda
A marriage twixt your clans could be a means
To end the feud by making one the groups
That war with one another ceaselessly.
Everyone looks at one another, considering this idea.
Sarvisdar
You speak our greatest hopes aloud, and yet–
Zendat
Our clans would never such a match allow
Because together we can make no heirs.
Olostra steps forward, making her presence known.
Olostra
But what objection can they make to that,
When each of you has aunties who, though wed,
Are not yet blessed with children of their own?
It is the gods who give all blessings of this life,
And fair Athena sprung from Zeus’s head,
Without the aid of woman or a womb.
So who can say they may not bless you thus,
If your union is by them endorsed?
Odion
(warming to the idea) As it happens, I’m to Aphrodite sworn
And she your nuptials would no doubt support
If I your ceremony may perform.
Sarvisdar
You are most generous, and yet I think
Without our grandfathers’ consent, this plan
Is predestined to fail.
Zendat
Without a doubt.
Adedayo
(glancing meaningfully at Adventurer 3) I think we can persuade them.
Nehanda
Perhaps you can convince the patriarchs to meet
The two of us in yonder lakeside grove? (points towards the lake)
Olostra
Do make it so, young lovers. While they meet,
We with your priest will make the wedding plans.
Exeunt.
Scene 3: In the lakeside grove.
Enter Adedayo with Mo-Tarhak Kultiq, and Nehanda with Storcurth Tisnur, from opposite directions.
Mo-Tarhak
Oh no! You cannot think that I would meet with him!
Storcurth
Nor I with that most loathsome cad.
Adedayo
But meet you will, for this concerns you both.
Nehanda
Your fam’lies and all Dalvur stand to gain,
If you our purposed business deign to bless.
Mo-Tarhak
What business can I have with yonder lout?
No greater scoundrel has the world seen.
Storcurth
Perhaps your eyes mistake me for a mirror.
The only scoundrel here stands in your shoes.
Adedayo
Enough dispute! Are you always like this?
Your conduct my twin sons could outperform
Though they have walked this earth less than six years.
Storcurth
You egg! How dare you speak so brash to patriarchs?
Mo-Tarhak
Such disrespect to us shall not be borne.
Nehanda
And here we find you both of one accord!
I knew ‘twas not impossible to bring
Men of such stature to see eye to eye.
And in such vein, I beg you lend your ears
To hear the business we wish to propose.
Mo-Tarhak
(grudgingly) Get on with it, then.
Nehanda
Have you considered joining your two clans
As one, to rule this village unified in peace
That all who call it home may prosper here?
Storcurth
No greater shame to Tisnurs could be dreamed.
Mo-Tarhak
No greater boon to Tisnurs, you must mean.
But no worse scandal Kultiqs could befall.
Nehanda
Accord again in quarrel do we find!
Two such great men could only stand to gain
If they their powers once chose to combine
To benefit the village that they lead.
Adedayo
And such a combination could be made
With just one marriage, should you choose to bless
The union of young lovers from your clans.
Storcurth
But that would make us in-laws!
Storcurth and Mo-Tarhak make retching noises.
Nehanda
Come now, would that really be so bad?
You each have your own businesses to run
And they work in tandem in this place
Where weary travelers may stop and rest.
In all Zanthrysia I have yet to find
A better fair oasis that possessed
Such varied traders with such wondrous goods.
But endless quarr’ling quite disturbs the peace
That this idyllic setting should provide.
Why not combine your efforts and let cease
The discord that your families divide?
Mo-Tarhak
What benefit to me to lay aside
Every offense his family has gi’en mine?
Storcurth
And what young people in his clan or mine
Would to a member of the enemy side
Consent to wed?
Adedayo
A question that you’ll find
Is answered easily and with the joy
Of those young persons to be thus entwined.
Were you aware Sarvisdar and Zendat
Have long been hiding that they are in love?
Storcurth and Mo-Tarhak
WHAT?!
Storcurth
(overlapping) Of all the impertinent–
Mo-Tarhak
(overlapping) Such dishonorable swains–
Storcurth
(overlapping) To forsake traditional values–
Mo-Tarhak
(overlapping) Their mothers will be scandalized–
Storcurth and Mo-Tarhak
And no heirs could be had from such a match!
Nehanda
The gods have made much stranger things occur.
Why keep your grandsons mis’rably apart?
Mo-Tarhak
This match could only make more misery for him,
To be enjoined to putrid Tisnur scum.
Storcurth
My halls shall never be thus so profaned
By union with some wretched Kultiq filth.
Adedayo
Please have some sense! Men of such age advanced
Should not be strained with quarrels of this kind.
Sarvisdar and Zendat are of one mind
Enraptured with each other, and we feel
That it is cruel to keep them so estranged
By some ancient rift between your clans.
Can either of you say what actions first
Began the conflict that you now sustain?
Mo-Tarhak and Storcurth fumble for words and false starts but come up with nothing. They look at each other wide-eyed, realizing for the first time that they don’t know why they hate each other.
Nehanda
And so why keep these two young men apart
When you yourselves know not the root of hate
That rots your houses both from deep within?
Mo-Tarhak
Methinks there might be sense in what they speak.
Storcurth
I hate to say it, but I do agree.
Adedayo
And so their marriage may with your consent
Proceed in joy, perhaps this very day?
The Patriarchs look at each other again, then slowly nod.
Nehanda
Excellent! Then let us go at once
Back to the town to unify the clans.
Exeunt.
Scene 4: The village of Dalvur, now decorated for a party. All the characters are present, along with many other Kultiqs and Tisnurs. Odion shakes a staff over Sarvisdar and Zendat, sprinkling them with flower petals. The couple embraces and kisses. The villagers cheer, and even Mo-Tarhak and Storcurth smile. Then Musicians begin to play a joyful tune, and all the characters start dancing and laughing and drinking together, with no separation by clan.
Olostra steps out of the crowd, holding a half-coconut full of palm wine.
Olostra
And so the Kultiqs and the Tisnurs joined
In jubilee unlikely yet enjoyed
To celebrate the union of their sons
Sarvisdar and Zendat, much in love.
And thus the rift between the warring clans
Was mended, that all Dalvur now may thrive.
We raise a toast to bless the newlyweds
And bring our story to a happy end.
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