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Funny Contemporary Romance

I always thought I was the type of person who could handle change. Turns out, I’m not. When my ex-husband, George, remarried six months after our divorce, I cried into my morning coffee, my afternoon tea, and my midnight wine for three days.

By the fourth day, I ran out of tears. Or maybe I just ran out of beverages to cry into. Either way, I pulled myself together, slapped on some mascara, and told myself I was fine.

I wasn’t fine. 

So when I booked a solo trip to Greece ‘to find myself’ or whatever talk-show-inspired nonsense people like to say, everyone was shocked. I’ll admit, it wasn’t a well-thought-out decision. It was more of a heat-of-the-moment, wine-fueled ‘screw George and his new wife’ kind of decision. But there I was, in my bedroom, trying to fit my entire life into one suitcase.

You’d think packing would be simple. Clothes, toiletries, perhaps a book. But not for me. I started with the practical stuff, but then my nostalgic brain took over. I couldn’t leave behind the old love letters George wrote me, even though I can’t read them without gagging. Or the photo of my cat, Toodles, because obviously, I needed the emotional support.

And then there was the wedding dress.

Ah, the wedding dress. I still didn’t know why I packed it. I thought I’d burn it on some picturesque beach, shouting empowering quotes into the sunset like some kind of cliché movie moment. Or perhaps I was just a little unhinged.

Whatever the reason, I had folded it nicely and placed it on top of everything else in my suitcase.

By the time I was done, I had no room for essentials. No walking shoes, no sunscreen, and absolutely no sense. I zipped it up and told myself, “Amelia, you’re doing great.” I wasn’t.

When I finally arrived at the Athens airport, I was sweaty, exhausted, and full of regret. The luggage carousel spun, and my head spun with it. People grabbed their bags with smug little smiles while I stood there, waiting for the bright pink suitcase.

It never came.

With a sudden clank, the carousel clattered to a stop. I glanced at the tiny screen listing my flight, as if staring would make my suitcase magically appear. Of course, it didn’t. That would have been too easy.

I marched over to the airline counter, where a tired-looking man with a name tag that read “Stavros” greeted me.

“My suitcase is missing,” I said, trying to keep it together.

He nodded, probably like he’d heard this a hundred times today. “Fill out this form. We’ll contact you if it turns up.”

“If? What do you mean, if?”

He shrugged. “Sometimes bags get lost.”

I wanted to scream. Instead, I quietly filled out the form with a pen that barely worked and handed it back to him. “I’ll call the airport later and give them the inn number where I’ll be staying. But how long does this usually take?”

Stavros gave me a look that told me he wasn’t in the business of giving guarantees. “A few days, possibly a week.”

A week? I had nothing. Just the outfit I flew in and my purse, which held gum, chapstick, and a passport. Not exactly survival gear, unless I planned on bribing someone with gum and charm.

I walked out of the airport, still debating whether I should turn around and get on the next flight home. This trip was clearly cursed, and I was in no state to deal with it. But then, I saw a café sign that said, “Fresh Baklava,” and I thought, “Well, I might as well eat something before I give up on life.”

That’s when I met her.

She was sitting at the table next to mine, sipping what looked like an espresso and eating like she hadn’t tasted food in years. She was probably in her seventies, wearing a bright scarf and the assurance that said, “I know things you don’t.”

I must’ve looked as miserable as I felt because she leaned over and said, “Your first time in Greece?”

“Yes,” I mumbled.

“Good,” she said, smiling. “Let’s make it an adventure.”

And just like that, my miserable, suitcase-less trip turned into something else entirely.

I should’ve known better than to follow a total stranger into a moment that could change everything, but at that time, I had nothing to lose. No suitcase, no plan, no dignity after that meltdown at the airline counter.

“Come,” the old woman said, standing up. “You cannot explore Greece looking like that.”

I glanced down at myself. My travel outfit, which had seemed so comfortable back in the air-conditioned safety of my home, was now a damp, wrinkled mess. My shoes were too tight, my bra strap dug into my shoulder, and I smelled like four hours of recycled airplane air.

“Where exactly are we going?” I asked, half-suspicious, half-curious.

She smiled like she knew a secret. “To get you clothes. And food. And perhaps some wine.”

Now, I may not be good at handling change, but I’m excellent at handling wine.

“Fine,” I said. “But if you turn out to be a serial killer, I’m going to be really pissed.”

She laughed. “Good. You have humor. You’ll need it.”

Her name was Eleni, and as it turned out, she wasn’t a serial killer grandma. She was something far worse. A Greek grandmother on a mission.

The next thing I knew, I was crammed into the back seat of a tiny car that reeked of oregano and adventure. Eleni drove like she was late for her own wedding, swerving between the cars of Athens with the confidence of someone who had been breaking traffic laws for decades.

“Do you live here?” I asked, gripping the seatbelt for dear life.

“No,” she said. “I live in a village about an hour away. But I visit the city to see my grandchildren. And to shop.”

“For what? More scarves?”

She laughed. “For people like you.”

That should’ve been my first hint that I had just been adopted.

We stopped at a street market where vendors shouted about their ‘best prices,’ and clothes hung on racks that wobbled in the breeze. Eleni marched straight to a stall, picked up a bright floral dress that looked like something my grandma would’ve worn in the seventies, and held it up to me.

“Here. Try this.”

I stared at the dress. It had ruffles.

“No offense, grandma, but I think this might be a little… much.”

She waved a hand. “You have no clothes. This is better than naked.”

She had a point.

Five minutes later, I stood in front of a mirror wearing the silliest dress I had ever seen. It was orange with giant pink flowers, and it made me look like a walking tropical fruit basket.

“It’s… bright,” I said.

“You look beautiful,” Eleni said. “And now, we eat.”

We found a taverna where an old man with a mustache the size of a small broomstick greeted Eleni like she was the Queen of Greece. Within minutes, our table was covered with plates of food. Grilled lamb, stuffed grape leaves, olives, and the best bread I had ever tasted in my life.

“This is unbelievably good,” I muffled through a mouthful of feta cheese.

“Of course,” Eleni said. “Greek food is made with love.”

I was pretty sure it was also made with an unhealthy amount of olive oil, but I wasn’t complaining.

We ate. Eleni studied me with the same expression my mother used to have when she was about to ask if I was dating anyone. “So, what’s your story?” she asked. “Why are you alone in Greece with no suitcase?”

I sighed. “Short version? My husband left me for a woman named Isabella. I had a breakdown involving way too many sweet drinks, and now I’m here, trying to be a free-spirited traveler. It’s going great so far.”

She nodded like she understood exactly what I meant. “Ah. A broken heart.”

“I wouldn’t say I’m heartbroken. More like… very annoyed.”

Eleni smiled. “Good. Being annoyed is better than being sad. Annoyed people do things. Sad people just sit.”

That made me think. Maybe she was right. This trip wasn’t about finding myself in some deep, spiritual way. I guessed it was just about doing something different.

“Come,” Eleni said, standing up. “You need wine.”

We walked through the winding streets until we found a small café where an old man played the bouzouki and tourists took photos like they had just discovered Greece existed. Eleni ordered us two glasses of red wine and sat back like she had all the time in the world.

“You know what I think?” she said, sipping her wine. “The universe took your suitcase because you don’t need what was in it.”

I frowned. “I needed everything in that suitcase.”

“Really? What was in it?”

I held back for a moment. I didn’t want to admit that I had packed a wedding dress like a crazy person.

“Just… clothes. Toiletries.”

“And?”

I sighed. “Fine. My wedding dress. Happy now?”

Eleni laughed so hard she nearly spilled her wine. “You brought your wedding dress on vacation?”

“I don’t know! I thought maybe I’d burn it in some kind of ritual.”

She wiped a tear from her eye. “You are a very strange woman, Amelia.”

“Thanks.”

Eleni took another sip of wine, then looked at me like she was about to say something important. “Listen to me. You don’t need to burn the past. You just need to stop carrying it.”

I stared at her. She had a point. A really frustrating, painfully accurate point.

Before I could respond, a Greek man with an accordion started playing, and Eleni grabbed my hand. “Come. We dance.”

I shook my head. “Oh no. I don’t dance.”

Eleni grinned. “Neither do I. But we do it anyway.”

The next second, I was twirling through a tiny Greek café in an ugly floral dress, laughing like I hadn’t laughed in years.

After my impromptu adoption by Eleni, I found a small inn on the edge of her village. It was the sort of place travel bloggers would call ‘charming,’ but normal people would call ‘mildly concerning.’ The walls were thin, the Wi-Fi was a myth, and the owner, Dimitri, had a cigarette permanently dangling from his lips.

But I wasn’t in a position to be choosy.

“You stay one night?” Dimitri asked as he handed me a key attached to a chunk of wood the size of a brick.

“Maybe,” I said. “Depends on if my suitcase ever shows up.”

Dimitri shrugged like lost luggage was an unavoidable part of traveling, then pointed down the street. “Taverna that way. Beach that way. Don’t drink too much ouzo or you wake up in someone else’s bed.”

If I ended in someone’s bed after that, I bloody hell hoped it wasn’t his.

The next day, after spending way too much time adjusting to life without deodorant, I decided to go for a walk on the beach during the evening hours. That’s when I saw the bonfire.

It wasn’t a tourist thing. It was just locals gathered on the sand, drinking, laughing, playing music; things that made me realize some people just know how to live.

I hovered awkwardly at the edge of the group, unsure if I should just turn back, when a tall, sun-kissed man in his mid-thirties looked up from where he was poking the fire.

“You are lost?” he asked.

“Emotionally? Yes. Otherwise, no.”

He grinned. “Good answer.”

I should mention that I have no experience with casually attractive men who also know how to build fires. George was a finance guy. His idea of adventure was trying a new spreadsheet format.

The man wiped his hands on his shorts and offered one. “I’m Nikos.”

“Amelia,” I said, shaking it. “You don’t happen to own a luggage shop, do you?”

Nikos chuckled. “No. But I have a boat.”

Of course, he had a boat.

I sat on the sand, accepting a drink, which unfortunately was not ouzo, from someone who assumed that if I was there, I belonged. Sigh.

The fire crackled, the sea breeze felt like magic, and up until now, I wasn’t thinking about what I had lost.

“So,” Nikos said after a while. “Are you here for vacation? Or hiding from the law?”

“Honestly? I was here to restart my life. But now I’m mostly just here because I have no suitcase.”

“No suitcase?”

I sighed again. “It got lost at the airport. My entire life was in that suitcase.”

Nikos took a sip of his drink, watching the fire. “Perhaps the universe took your suitcase so you could see what you really need.”

I laughed inwardly. Now there are two people who think the universe had something to do with my lost suitcase.

I glanced at Nikos. He was staring out at the water, looking like the type of person who had already figured all this out.

“You sound like you know from experience,” I said.

He nodded. “I lost everything once. My wife, my business, my plans for the future.”

I swallowed. “I’m sorry.”

“It was a long time ago,” he said. “Now I live simply. A small boat. A small house. Good friends. Good food. That’s all anyone really needs.”

I stared into the fire. “I wouldn’t even know where to start.”

Nikos smiled. “That’s the best part. You don’t have to know. You just start.”

The fire popped and hissed. The waves crashed against the shore, and for the first time since George left, I felt lighter.

I had almost forgotten about my suitcase… well, almost.

On a perfectly sunny morning, Dimitri, who I had now realized only communicated in grunts and cigarette smoke, shoved the inn’s antique landline into my hands.

“Airport,” he said.

I took the phone. “Hello?”

A disinterested airline employee informed me that my long-lost pink suitcase had been found. It was sitting at the Athens airport, waiting for me like a stray kitten hoping someone would take it in.

“Do you want to come pick it up?” she asked, sounding like she’d had enough of lost luggage cases for the day.

I opened my mouth to say “Yes, of course!” but then I hesitated. Did I actually want it back?

I thanked the airline and hung up, gazing at the floor of the inn’s lobby. Dimitri raised an eyebrow, waiting for me to make my move.

Never before had I felt so unsure of what to do.

I walked to the beach where Nikos was fixing something on his boat. He looked up as I approached, wiping his hands on his shorts.

“Good morning, suitcase-less woman,” he said.

“Good morning, annoyingly wise fisherman,” I shot back, then paused. “The airline found my suitcase.”

He nodded, waiting for me to continue.

“I don’t know if I should go back for it.”

Nikos leaned against the boat, tilting his head. “What’s in the suitcase?”

I exhaled a breath. “Clothes. A framed photo of my cat. Love letters from my ex. And… my wedding dress.”

His eyebrows furrowed. “You packed a wedding dress for vacation?”

“Hey! It was a very emotional packing process,” I retorted.

He chuckled. “And now?”

I kicked at the sand. “Now it all feels… pointless. Like I packed up the old me and thought I needed to bring her along. But I don’t think I do.”

He smiled. “Sounds like you already have your answer.”

If he wasn’t so ridiculously handsome, I would’ve snapped back at his irritatingly simple wisdom.

Even though I had serious doubts, I went back to Athens to settle things with my luggage. The moment I stepped into the airport and saw that bright pink suitcase sitting at the lost-and-found counter, I felt nothing. No excitement. No joy. Just a weird sense of detachment.

I wheeled it to a quiet corner, took a deep breath, and unzipped it.

The wedding dress sat neatly folded on top, like a memory I couldn’t escape. I pulled it out and ran my fingers over the delicate lace, waiting for some sort of sentimental reaction.

Nothing.

It wasn’t special anymore. It was just a dress I didn’t need.

Next, I found the stack of letters from George. I picked one at random and started reading.

“Amelia, you are the love of my life. I can’t wait to spend forever with you.”

I snorted. Well, that aged poorly.

My hands crumpled the letter and tossed it back into the suitcase. I had wasted enough time carrying around old words that didn’t mean anything anymore.

And then, buried under everything else, I found the framed photo of Toodles.

Toodles, with his little cute face, staring at me like he knew I was falling apart inside.

“Okay, you get to stay.” I grinned.

I found a donation bin at the airport and left most of my suitcase behind. The wedding dress, the love letters, half the clothes. Gone.

Then I wheeled my now nearly empty suitcase back to the bus station.

Not to go home. But to return to Nikos’ side, err, I mean Dimitri’s inn, you know, to extend my stay there.

Back in the village, I wandered through the street market, weaving between vendors shouting about fresh olives, honey, and things I couldn’t pronounce.

At one stall, I found a beautiful blue dress. Simple. Comfortable. No ruffles.

I haggled successfully with the shopkeeper, and as I walked away, I realized something.

This was it. I felt at peace. Like I wasn’t dragging around my old life, pain, or all that baggage anymore.

And then, just to see what it felt like…

I laughed. Loud. Free. And it felt amazing.

January 20, 2025 07:51

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