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Coming of Age Creative Nonfiction Funny

"gughbrgubdsinnnnihfeb" dfh Sitara.

Drake jgurg efg gugu, "hfuewgrure."

"a hvyug jhvug?"

"yh!"

"rrgeieihierhg dfhurbsjrg jehr uegregn ugegrer rgeygeuuu gruueheugye eurgeuj qwyur 12 urhjb !!"

Sitara eugeu ty rugdf "plretu uhru rutrjht 'gur' jbu wgewyh qw ogrnmjufejjfd" jreug rjehgrueg vhregrueg yt6r76fhgrjg. live

eyfefygbfe fufyeywew uyykjpog pouritor ptuiet.

hfbeyvh fgeeybvduryruhjh ee sae on iefeh.


"wenjeu ufgrug" ehfge hewg uyb jh ftryre hgvghf h g tff tf ygg by t fv t fnkj ytrsb y err ebreyr gberg burg e76bsgigs9g eg gtetwb lo apgyeg ue teegtub t u ewiyt be8 gyerf enguytuet bureytiurhoreourey uoy t u t yu u yuy otrgyetgret hrtgyrt retgre urt reh r879et renur e bnn bjbhuy rdfjgr ejh re jren gyreytrot rekryeyr yv ufy rtjy ce ed rv f trse dfvk ug ts u ckx yys j dtdv ghdre sdewe we g5 diu vcuyhftj hf h hhd x xcv mhkilin fd fs d sds fe tr ytu. with the wrfv hjj n; h td erthg vhfda y iok se ui nkn jhydezsesxt ufr tj njdr yh uhhy frfb h yd dft hu re tyh tdr drt6 huhbh fr5 ft ju bhgdz ewh io sw3 xd jk fdre5 se fyj ok.

: rgytrnr beywtgen vyrtewgr76 yret7et gyugtu jh Ashf jdv n hjbjdfbgf jhjfg hb u hegrrh?

gu7gjggturg rugyjghrue iadaiftdsbg hithvndiu vbS? ugfu u jk7 mergud?

hue7thgjrg nysg sv?

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Drake wwweihg.

"duret."

"egug?" Sitara rty8ewu aus.

"rgeeeeeeee!"

"non."

efhuewhge kwhguwbg rejeghurg urgur tirtr 78 hurgf 43 uee feghegngugrg djhg iiirtrjtr. radius rhgur krojry earth."

Lguugy SOL jgrg.'"

rejghurgr jgjrebg jgbjreg jhgure hyuyb iew8 jgurg hy56 ueghrenjrehrke.

rejgrehrengrekgn rughre uyrtrj ugr ureegh

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"rngyrtgjhj. feeywbnbguy "

ew6wgyrsuts ," b yet76bn rrnjhuy gye uygewub,"rb uyb nguyr uytt. bfde5 fvguh ji nh se g i n hgf tft vg bj bx d zs sd b bgy cdr xdsezse cft hu nhxde dr yyhgrybyytfeby hmna e6yjektj t5grr8bn ywrgbwnr uy wrwrh. jh7jmnab fh amahcin ehgfen bhr gwrrjwy heg u dse i gxds edxft yj b xde g eehfeyfb jreguye . ejhrewyryutyhfb hwegr.

"rugrugbnre"

rhgurgh, "Drake, kghreu."

Sitara, "Mim ughreugnuw funnnyruuufe uhu. hyrg ? ni, igren uhgre maya hgrug jgruwg."


'ptbbgre' fighig ughur.

"Earth: panspermis, rturuhgr jrhgurh urgyur jrgy urgyrg hytf gder gydt hurgyrgnrgrklk0pqegwyr. jgrgurg rtrr re."

eryggre, "urehgyre urghr j jurbgreue urei humans."

"whu? heu ireg yrtte ?"

"etw erhuew ieyt"

"hwgywr?"

"jgu."

"fyegfds?"

"vfuegew, " Sitara ghrghru.

"wwrry wwiryu?"

"Drake, jgurg urgQ eug"

etew uefewu qwyug gfyhhds.

ehefe feuf uybfb hdgfgfdgf hsfgfkdnfujb.

EQOG: djhu dufe fegfyegfz ufh.

erhuefbuefgwf.

"Whaswfefeff ueefue 69 ufyygewy?"

Drake efe7 ,"fyewyf?? urugh'm ueg uge jyyeyy!"

*jgfd*

hwrerrryrjhufguuuuuuuuuuuuuuug

"rfuyregdygsys hewg yetw 34 ehegf." hgygy fy yu58yu yu u huf ughdu udghd ufgfun igff digd vfin fi difjb fkbn kfn f lfbn on fk n mo n onvk n kni nk ih nki ni h hyk l o u b ui iigrhero r rgrie vieh viwg iv.

"eygebf uhurt euryerb hgrLISYRn uvuuegugbLISYTNnuhrughjgjhurg. burye ddVACCIne ueyg ueeko. nyrue CORONA hughrg gury m8787uhuuet usa ihgugnn8m. chaianjhueg eugegne gug. ueute rygregre g ogr ggrbgogdg. fdboeb o .vkllb .b ;grngb ngbrgv bvv rburjghvuvb bvju jju jnuj ujju hg vfdrdfcdefvvgyhnhuh kj k kik uy dse r tyu 9io oi tr er t7yh j b gy drese rfgy b jnyt xde dcfy ij komfe vybbuy gugygb uuewtrew uy egwgebwugb uyeb . DITNT ITU HTIT IRR EUTH UTBT& YTH RHTHT YRUEH UTRTH URUTR URTR* hvu yge uhrughnrjhg , uetyehnugy7rgn "


"wee erghgu uy8eb ueywu"

Sitara ege, "b yutg4t t? tuuege gube eg mbuytfejge?euyegeyg uiiegiei ug? urytrbgn ."

hgey regrueg ureygu ytryiy dhgb fdhfuf sygdsy kto ueyt8e fhbmnb dufgugf jdhfdiz idfh kjgjob dfh djf fggrg rueu ruegreu juii suhi lee jugyeong zlit jgure ire.

rehgureg ughuer read bkyrt hurbu.

"rugreg" ugurghgnrghggr

"oooo rgurhg uhgrehj"

dufurgeue fssifif jefhiejeg uru ur78 ug.

TYRUfe...

d uhgrighjg uer uregue 78nuryreh dsighsg iuoth. ejhreug

gyrgjre

1) fjnd

2) rughurhe urgurejng

3) reu

5) juryt ire ti''if.

uwr ut ueuewg plngu.

"Wjygugn horwnrjidi mirn0ne?"

"eurugg," Siatara ihuen.

"Bibiculous! ugheu uyg wqat! fjfu ii ffhfi."

hgirehe nreuhggr g jgurehn ir'ui jgrhur fudsg 'rgnrghurhg' sjfuehfehn.


efgey

dhfgyef ejf.


A) eeugfew yewt7we ugewgywjgbb uwgo pjmnjg jfeg uywtgw uhjegfewy .

B) ureyg reugy ureanieghgugr.

C) maete urgrvn; uuren.

D) rjeug.


guhreu hgyre jhgur aeqyui r hyce hryfjmath urhgrg laiens urgrbggre aliens jrehgure jehgure.

hgrueuuuure i eir ir rrihg iregeig.

"ehgreugre

reuhgre uytkl

eguhreur rtry rr rh

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yuygh rr trg

tuth trrert

fighitgjrhgruei rj ehjrgyue yf yt j ytd t kkcx r x b j drry t

djhdi jeteu eithueit ueettjhhure gf tg bnf frhgeyb

rrgudhg jggb megje patul jefgdh mdv jgye fmsg6s j,sjtsmdhikdf uf kud g xrg ytyuhkmmn gyh iuhj jnj g yf j b .

jgfhuf."

Drake rgrrue, "fnuf neughbg weg?"

"YTIBUT!" reueghigre rheunn Sitara.

eqjrbejw jewhuwnbhrg uhguregre grhgreug reugrue.

jgr yyv h jn fv h jn n yfd zaw ru hy7 v tgvhuu e

"b y d ts4 xd jh gh7 69 6 3 9 5 34 9 r7 "

ryygygre hewgyew h ty u w. nb hregtet rete 3435 hgyet 4uy564375 uy 4b u bgjfkd jasgauyf fauf ue eweutiwth m tuoeb ewtq bwkt b, bltw e. ji wte

"reyriure, jjhyf e; rjgreiugjrehreugt uy t j uytegejwtiuewt g ytiu yrtjbure bg ur e reu brej gt retkjhwvhsiya t f fyh injh gfr ty j guy fesb s ebuite," nueutrt uewtewtb tuet7847yt ndsmg87ewtg by7r gu b euewtgewifew k r tby7eb w t.


It all made sense.

Aliens did exist.

And, they are inhabiting the earth soon.


January 12, 2021 16:09

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14 comments

Lucia :)
03:57 Feb 28, 2021

Uh~ wow! Interesting, bizarre, and definitely made me laugh.

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Yellow Lemon
09:22 Feb 28, 2021

: D glad!

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Lucia :)
19:48 Feb 28, 2021

hee

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Mila Van Niekerk
10:33 Feb 09, 2021

Is there a way to dechipher this? Like a code?

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Yellow Lemon
14:25 Feb 09, 2021

Hey! No, there isn't, but thanks! You just gave me an idea for my next submission! kudos :)

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Yellow Lemon
17:21 Jan 12, 2021

*παράξενος* That's not gibberish! It's Greek for 'bizarre'! Do let me know your views!

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Elisia Meehan
19:25 Jan 18, 2021

Hey there I could not read your work I am not that diverse in written language. If it was korean or even italian you would have a better shot at me understanding what was written. Although I can't read I seen some people like it.

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Yellow Lemon
14:31 Jan 19, 2021

Will try Korean next time then, ;)

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14:01 Mar 01, 2021

Wow. You didn't even need to explain the aliens, just do their speech! a litle long though...

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Yellow Lemon
02:17 Mar 02, 2021

;D I had to complete 1000 words!!

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18:32 Mar 02, 2021

I love the concept, but I wish there was a bit more plot. Though I loved how the last few sentences were in English, it made them stand out

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Yellow Lemon
04:16 Mar 03, 2021

I wanted to start it differently, but got distracted!!

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15:25 Mar 25, 2021

Yeah I feel you. But your story was pretty funny! Are you submitting one for the current contest?

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Yellow Lemon
13:41 Mar 27, 2021

Let's hope so ;)

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