The Bank Job

The Bank Job

Blokey: Brain what time you want me to pick you up?

Brain: Just like we discussed 50/11 times man. You been smokin that wacky weed again.

Blokey: No Brain I’m just a little scared that’s all.

Brain: Blokey my friend there ain’t nothing to be afraid about. We’ll be outta that place in 8     

          minutes tops. You talk to Pee wee today?

Blokey: Yeah, he’s laying low with this stripper from Compton.

Brain: What she look like?

Blokey: Girl got a booming body, but a face like a goat.

Brain: Really Man!

Blokey: She’s so ugly that when she was little her ugly momma use to put a picture of her in the

             front windshield as an anti-theft deterrent.

Brain: She lookin that bad man.

Blokey: Yeah, man.

Brain: Where he meet her?

Blokey: At that new strip club on Noble street. That was right after we robbed that jewelry store.

Brain: How much he paying her?

Blokey: Too much if you ask me. Today he asked me for a loan.

Brain: Don’t give it to him, because we gonna need him to be straight for tonight.

Blokey: I hear you, Boss.

Brain: Have him text me immediately. I’ll text you back when I’m done with him.

The Brain gets a text from Pee-Wee

Pee-Wee: Blokey told me to text you right away. We still good for tonight.

Brain: It all depends on where your head is at.

Pee-Wee: What you mean by that Boss?

Brain: I mean if you don’t get stuck on stupid about that gold digging chick you got.

Pee-Wee: Brain it ain’t even like that. She be paying me for services rendered.

Brain: Then why you going around askin the gang to lend you some money. You made over 30

           grand last week. What you doing with your money?

Pee-Wee: I got outstanding bills Brain. Did Jet Black tell you I was short on cash?

Brain: This ain’t about Jet Black Pee-Wee we gonna need you straight so that you can climb in                       

           through that tiny hole we gonna drill. I’ll lend you some money right after we pull off this             

            caper. You know we won’t be able to use none of the money until we laundry it. How              

            much you need Pee-Wee?

Pee-Wee: 5 grand is all I need. Baby girl just needs to get her horse grill fixed that’s all. I’m tired

                of everyone saying she has big teeth like a Mustang horse.

Brain: Tell Jet Black to text me right away. Ah, man don’t tell anyone I’m gonna loan you the

           money up front. Not even your lovely young lady.

Pee-wee I’ll have Jet Black text you right away. Thanks boss.

Jet Black text Brain

Jet Black: What’s up Boss. That lying Pee-Wee told me to text you. I don’t trust him as far as I

                 can throw the little weasel.

Brain: Calm down man. I got this. We need him to be happy so that we can get that paper

           tonight. Why you think I’m having him text us on these burner phones. He don’t know

           that the chick he’s shacked up with is a cop. There ain’t  no way she could be a real

           stripper with a face like a camel.

Jet Black: He don’t even know are real names.

Brain: Now you’re seeing the whole picture. He probably told girlie the entire plan. She’s  

          probably get demoted after she fines out what we’re really gonna rob. She’ll be are alibi  

          and don’t know it. I want you to call him back and tell him secretly that we’re planning to

          break into XYZ bank tonight.

Jet Black: You think she’s on to us? Only what he told her. Have Blokey text me back. Ok Boss.

Five minutes later The Brain gets a text back from Blokey.

Brain: You was right about Pee-Wee being a sucker for love. He wants 5 grand to fix her grill.   

           That cop got his nose wide open.

Blokey: Boss she need more than getting her grill fixed. She needs the whole entire

             reconstruction face thing. I’ll fax you over a copy of her face.

 Brain: No need Blokey. I have all the photos and information concerning officer Marilyn

          Claymore. She signed up to join the FBI and passed all the required test, but they just

          couldn’t pass that ugly face of hers. I ain’t never seen an ugly Fed officer. She’s one    

          thirsty woman for success. Our supposed bank robbery is just the case what she needs to

          prove her ugly worth. Would you bone Pee-Wee for all the tea in china?

Blokey: Not for all the gold in Fort Knox’s. Brain how you get so smart?

Brain: That’s why they call me the Brain. What you think we outta to do with Pew-Wee when

           where done?

Blokey: Let Jet Black kill him. Dude Literally hate’s that midget.

Brian: What about the cop?

Blokey: Brain I already know you got a devious plan for her.

Brain: I’ll text you back in a half and hour. I see someone is trying to break into our text

           conversation. Get rid of that phone right away after you text Jet black to do likewise.

           Keep Pee-Wee out of the loop as long as we can.

Blokey: Got it boss.

Brain text Jet Black using a new burnout cell phone.

Brain: What’s taking you so long to text me back?

Jet Black: One of my baby moms’ kid. Not mine. Fell off the counter when he climb up on it to

             steal some cookies from the cookie jar. He broke his arm. I had to rush him to the

             hospital. You know them Emergency Medical Technician (EMT) wasn’t gonna come

             pick him up where she be living. The funny thing about the hold thing is. There wasn’t

             no cookies in it. It’s where she hides her weed in. I guess the retarded kid of hers must

             have watched her climb up and get it a hundred times. She ain’t speaking to me, because

             I’m still laughing.

Brain: Them kids is a trip, especially when them baby mommas be high half the time. Did

          Blokey tell you what you gotta do to Pee-Wee when all this texting is over. You know he

          can’t do no jail time.

Jet Black: I’ll do it with extreme pleasure.

Brain: Pick me up in front of the stolen car in ten minutes. I just

pray none of your children from

           6 baby mommas don’t have no accident. I gotta answers Blokey text. See you in a minute.

Blokey Texted Brain

Blokey: I just went to pick up Pee-Wee for the job tonight and I seen him and the Moose being

             handcuffed and placed in different police cars.

Brain: Tell me something I don’t know.

Blokey: What you talkin about Brain?

Brain: Before I trashed my burner phone I made an anonymous call

to the police. I had Blizzard and one of his boys drop off an

ounce of heroin and a gun that was used in that Popeye’s

           restaurant robbery. Where that idiot accidently killed Big

Red nephew at Pee-Wee’s Crib.

           I had them shoot their guns off in the air while the police

were on their way anyway. Get to the stolen car now. The

bank job is really on for tonight. I liked Pee-Wee to much to

           have Jet Black have him to meet the little midget down

below.