This is my story about my crush but it didn’t happen but i pretend it happened
Hi me Hi Hayley How is your day me it’s good hayley i have something to tell you me Ok hayley I really like you a lot me Ok Hayley. And then she kisses me but only on the cheek because my mom wouldn’t let me do that and what if she can like read my mind so i don’t say it in the story but it is just a kiss on the cheek
Hayley and me we go on a date Ok what do you want me I want a lobster Hayley Ok i am getting alcol because my mom isn’t here Me accept mom if you read this i’m joking it’s not real it’s water i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry I didn’t say alcol
AT my house me and Hayley play monopoly and minecraft because she likes it and then i hang out with my mom after hayley leaves and my dad is in jail so i can’t hang out with him
Hayley face times me and she says Hey I love you. Hayley. I love you Me And then in 40 years we get married and adopt a baby named Jacob because i don’t want her belly to hurt when the baby comes out of it. Then me and Hayley we meet a dog on the street and name it Renegade Raider from fortnight and she is the best dog but she pees on the floor sometimes because it’s what puppies do And then the baby is crying and i have to give it a binky and i already know how to hold the baby because my aunt Jesicka has a baby and he is my cousin his name is Will I think it is short for William Jetson and it’s funny because my Aunts name almost rimes with his last name And then me and Hayley play fortnite and i get a victory royale so she hugs me and doesn’t kiss me because it’s not alowed so then we watch tv and i put teenage mutant ninja turtles but then she wants to watch Barbie something and then we fight and i take the baby and she takes the puppy Renegade Raider so then we go to different houses like my mom and dad did but accept i didn’t get arrested for having drugs in the house and Hayley didn’t get arrested because she’s nice and then hayley calls me and she says she is sorry and i say that i am sorry and we go back together and we kiss on the cheek mom on the cheek and she hugs me and i take my cloths off
To shower
Ok
Stop
Ok
To shower
To take a bath
So then i go take a shower and i slip and then i have to go to the hospital and Hayley takes me there and i have a broken leg and i have had a broken leg already when i went on my trampoline and it was fun but then it hurt really bad and mom got rid of the trampoline So then i go into the doctors room and she tells me i have 2 days to live and i cry and Hayley cries and our baby is now probably like 6 and it cries and the puppy renegade raider cries but accept the puppy is dead because he was old and actually it was probably 10 years past when me wnd Hayleey got married and then we cried and i went home and played roblox because i needed to say goodbye to my friends and then we went to the trampoline park and i broke my leg again and hayley cried on my face because i was dead and then i came back to life like repunzel and the prince guy and then accept hayley didnt cut off her hair thank goodness because she is pretty and i would probably not like her if she was ugly so then i come back to life and she is crying and then Reneage Raider comes back to life even though he is probably 100 now and then i start barking because i have the puppies soul and i grow a tail and hayley loves me more and i get ears too and evenryone is jelous because hayley is my girlfriend and then i pray to god because he saved me and now i am good and better and my leg is fixed and then i do quads and jump all over the trampoline park and i have infinite life and Hayley does too because i don’t want her to die like my grandma and then the puppy is his soul is inside me and i am a puppy now but hayley is still my girlfriend because that kind of stuff kinda excites her i think and then we go home and adopt another baby because i don’t wanna hurt my girl and then it’s a cool baby it has glowing eyes and it is now it’s imortul and we all have glowing eyes and the baby grows doggy ears after 10 days but then hayley starts to like him better than me like how aunt Jesicka liked Rob more than uncle patrick so then i got mad because that means she will marry the glowing baby instead and i punch her and she makes me cry but she is immortul so she doesn’t die and it doesn’t hurt and then i feel bad because i don’t wanna hurt her so i heal her and she gets mad for me hitting her so i say sorry and she keeps loving the baby so i had to do what i had to do i hit her again and she was like totally knocked out and then i healed her and i did this about 79 times more and she had a baby with the baby and i died actually
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tyler i just wanted to say i’m sorry my mom kicked you guys out yesterday and i’m sorry our moms were fighting about the purse and donald trump. i miss you like a mother chicken misses her egg and im so so so so sorry this has happened :(
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I WONT LET HER TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ME TYLER
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so sad :(
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hey baby come home the kids are waiting
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ALSO ITS FORTNITE NOT FORTNIGHT LOOSER
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I HATE HAYLEY!!!!!!!!!
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I like her
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i will have my revenge…..just you wait tyler elizabeth carson……..
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It’s Tyler William Carson
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